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He likes to test his people.

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Personally, you've got 30 seconds.

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Then I set him loose.

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I suggest you budget your time.

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Moon dust.

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Pay attention, Thorne.

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When you're close to that beacon, you'll start hearing it.

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Moon dust is still a problem.

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Moon dust.

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Hostile detected.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Oh!

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Hostile neutralized.

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Hostile neutralized.

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How are you getting on there?

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Moon dust.

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Omar.

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Kerry.

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John just joined us here.

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I was going to go into Warzone, but I thought I primed myself by looking at the game Spycraft.

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The great game.

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It's Activision's 1996.

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SMB graphic adventure for DOS and Windows 95 PCs.

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It's an excellent adventure for those who want their games available.

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A serious...

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Hey, so I cheated.

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There's no rules in the field.

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A serious adult tone.

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And as I remember, we did see this bit, but it was...

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It's the unbelievably well-scripted and acted cutscenes, which for me and for my money are some of the best in video game history altogether.

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I believe that something tragic happens here.

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We end up shooting someone in the head by accident and he dies and then there's an inquest.

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Someone just got iced there.

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Actually, that was the moment.

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Bruce Jeffries.

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Somebody took him out, I think.

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Just because...

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Yeah, we did see this.

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I distinctly remember slowing this down and looking at the situation.

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There's a squib.

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A squib on his forehead there.

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I don't know how they managed to do that.

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Unless it's like they make up over it and then it turns into a gunshot.

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Man down, sniper, sniper.

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There was nothing you could have done, kid.

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The sniper who took Bruce down was the best I've ever seen.

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Don't let him shake you.

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The company lost a great one today.

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Bruce Jeffries would have made us proud.

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He would have made them forget the traitors and the sellouts, those damn shooters.

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Thank you very much for the tip there, Mr. Huxtable.

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And happy new year to everyone there.

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Steve Jennings, how are you?

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What's the Mike scenario that wasn't caught on stream?

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I don't know what...

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Are you on about something that happened in the last stream or this?

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I'm not sure.

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Settle the score.

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This guy's a serious operator.

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Now, I believe something's happened.

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We have to go into the CIA operative headquarters and then be told something.

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Is Michael Ironside here?

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I'm not sure, but it would seem right up his alley.

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Case Officer Thorne, welcome to Interlink.

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Interlink is after you.

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Without Jeffries, you're running this mission.

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Get to Sterling's office pronto.

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Get to Sterling's office pronto.

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Another disaster for the agency.

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We can't afford this after Ames.

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A Norwegian sniper who used to put snow in his mouth so his breath would be cold enough not to steam.

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Bad man, he killed 100 Russians too.

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So this is a grave situation in the actual game.

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Spycraft, as I said, a serious adult game, you know, without being vulgar.

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And it's not to pander and handhold throughout.

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It's an extremely difficult game with some exceptional cut scenes.

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And this one probably second to none in terms of acting quality.

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Captain Sack, thank you very much for the tip there.

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Bruce was impressed with your performance.

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So I've decided that you'll handle the primary investigation, the one he was supposed to run.

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We found the weapon used in Bruce's killing.

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Custom modified.

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We found the weapon used in Bruce's killing.

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As if they'd talk to you like that and address you.

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I don't think there was much direction given to this fella on the left.

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30-06 with optical scope.

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No prints.

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Nothing.

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I put Lang on it.

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Don't worry, Lang is on the case.

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I'll put Lang on it.

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30-yard, 30-yard hit.

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Optical scope.

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Parker and Asai will follow up on other leads.

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Jamie and David will be your internal support.

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The team will pool all...

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What a lovely little situational...

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Set up there.

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Let's just...

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Let's get that spike again.

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Fucking Spike Lee.

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The furnace I will follow up on other leads.

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Jamie and David will be your internal support.

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The team will pool all its intel.

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I've also set up a back channel for private communications.

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Okay.

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Back channel is up and running.

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Okay.

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Here's the story.

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Settle down and buckle up.

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It's going to be a big fat slice of exposition.

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Two weeks ago, the agency received intelligence from a well-placed source in Moscow, codenamed Birdsaw.

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He predicted two assassinations.

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The first one through door to Bansky, a right-wing candidate for the Russian presidency.

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The second one.

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I hope Conor Williams didn't overdo it on the Grey Goose recently.

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I'm not sure about that guy.

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We'll have to check in with him at some stage in the not-too-distant future.

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Here's B-.

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Minus.

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Do you want to do another take?

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Ask Jason.

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It doesn't look like that option was available at the time it actually happened.

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And here we have generic.

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Eastern European post-Soviet vibes dot AVI.

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Some really Command & Conquer style stuff here.

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Sorry about that.

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I didn't know that was coming up.

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That was a bit much for this time of day.

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I mean, obviously, you'll see some hyper-simulated violence in the Modern Warfare game.

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But that now really, really was visceral.

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That was beyond squibs.

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That was a 2-2-3.

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Could be a possible no-scope situation.

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Oof, fuck.

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Splatterhouse 5.

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I should make that the profile picture there of the stream.

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I wondered, would they CGI in that?

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Or was that a...

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Look at the...

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It's a real jump frame.

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But I mean, you would jump.

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Zapruder is after you.

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Thank you very much there, Tupo.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Very happy new year to you.

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I hope you're getting them well.

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Can you please say Shinji.

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Get in the fucking robot.

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In your best.

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Neil Oliver.

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Shinji.

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Just make sure...

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Sorry, I just need to fucking screen it in my head.

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To make sure I am not going to be saying some sort of encrypted bad message.

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Shinji.

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Get in the fucking robot.

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Shinji.

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Get in the fucking robot.

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I can't do it.

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That's the best I can do.

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I have him on...

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I have him on lockdown for us though.

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Sweaty fists.

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Digital hands.

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Xanadu 2.0.

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Shaky cam.

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Lovely bit of shaky work there.

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Extras.

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Well paid.

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Well prepared.

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A nice array.

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A nice visual array of extras there.

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And for some reason, they have...

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The tape of the whole event in the CIA.

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With Dubanski debt, Russian President Poliakov faces serious competition in his re-election bid.

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Fucking hell.

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Arkady Trabanov, an entrepreneur turned politician, will now get the conservative vote and build a coalition that can vote him into office.

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Right, I see.

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Okay, Birdsong's intel is now A+.

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Which means the president is in real danger.

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Fuck.

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President Brooks is planning a high-profile visit to Russia.

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He's going to sign a denuke treaty, the first one with real teeth.

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He wants to give Poliakov a boost.

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Yes, but if this situation doesn't cool, I'll have to talk to the president about postponing him.

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If the situation doesn't cool, it's gonna...

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That is a conversation I do not want to have.

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Sorry, a great bit of acting there.

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We missed it because I was talking over.

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Thanks, Jess and Maeve.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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Happy New Year.

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We're about to witness a vibe shift in the situation room, which we're watching and now witnessing.

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This is a Spycraft playthrough.

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I'm just looking at the FMV sections.

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I might even look at some of the gameplay sections as well.

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Just to get us in the war zone mood from a top-down kind of Aaron Sorkin, West Wing-esque, spy, CIA-based setup.

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And that'll really give us a little bit of oomph then when dropping into the situation.

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It saves...

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It saves...

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It's a great situation because it saves on multiple camera setups just having this kind of...

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It's the first person view from the person...

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The player who's watching it.

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This is meant to be your eyes.

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But saying that, they still have a kind of scanline filter on it as well as if to...

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I don't know what that's for.

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Maybe to mitigate the lack of quality in the video.

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But...

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It doesn't make sense that you'd have scanlines on your eyes unless you're some sort of cyborg person.

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I don't think you are.

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No, isn't it?

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Why don't we analyse the video first?

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See if there are any additional clues.

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Like who pulled the trigger.

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I don't care however you proceed.

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Just get me answers and fast.

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Now this is my ass on the line.

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Beautiful acting.

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That's a line that was delivered with such precision and zest and zeal

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that it shook me to my core when I saw it.

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Just then.

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Now this is my ass on the line.

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Lovely.

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And then that's a one take Charlie if ever I saw one.

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How is Charlie actually?

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Is there any news on him?

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I saw another article in the Sunday World there that really went to town on the whole kind of

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sex angle of the monkey.

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It's kind of strange.

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It's as if to say...

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It's as if the media are treating it as a kind of light-hearted Bance scenario.

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Where there's a monkey's life at stake here.

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But they kind of are brushing over that and kind of hamming up the whole...

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And he's on the lookout for a woman as well.

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Ho ho.

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Watch out around Rath...

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Rathdrum.

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Or wherever he is in Wicklow.

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It's a monkey on the loose.

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And...

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He's definitely frisky and he's looking for love.

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We have our orders.

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Thank you very much there.

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Jess.

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Case Officer Thorne.

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Welcome to Interlink.

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And for Charlie.

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Thank you very much.

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Forgot to send you the full wrap.

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Can't paste the whole thing.

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So use a paste bin link.

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I'll get to it in a minute or in a moment.

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Or when I've got it on an operating system that I can...

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Successfully utilized.

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Transfer the content into the stream.

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Wanti, thank you very much for your tips.

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Well, Happy New Year.

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Really enjoyed the streams last year.

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Best content.

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Thank you very much for that.

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But I doubt that it was the best content.

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I mean, come on.

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There was so much content last year.

266
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It was just...

267
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,500
It's like getting slapped in the face by a big fucking content-shaped fist.

268
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,060
Everywhere you look, you can't stop the content.

269
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,740
There's so much content going on.

270
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,480
It's going to be insane.

271
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,960
Thanks for the tip anyway.

272
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,300
Let's just put that one on pause for a moment while we...

273
00:13:51,300 --> 00:14:01,520
I just want to show you what I'm dealing with here in terms of our setup going into this match here on the Warzone scenario case.

274
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,640
As I've changed the loadout to a new one called Yeti 2.

275
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:12,260
A previous one of Yeti, which was the AK and the Uzi, now has been transformed into what I believe.

276
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:15,240
could be absolutely sensational.

277
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:23,060
It's the MTZ assault rifle with a few bits.

278
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,700
And then that shotgun.

279
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,740
The one that is just...

280
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:33,180
A real nasty piece of work.

281
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,320
Why have I only got two attachments and three on that?

282
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,380
Because they're not ranked up yet.

283
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:46,460
So it is about really trying to get as much points out of the fucking games as possible in order to rank these things up.

284
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,480
But I just had a test game there before I went live.

285
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,060
And this thing is...

286
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,260
It's a nasty piece of work altogether.

287
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,720
It has very low recoil.

288
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:56,800
Who knows?

289
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,240
No silencers on these.

290
00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,820
It's just a case of getting out there.

291
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,500
Getting into the fucking mixing unit.

292
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,940
And really beating...

293
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,340
Beating those eggs.

294
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,700
Thank you very much, Aidan.

295
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,340
The average.

296
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,340
Happy New Year to you.

297
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,920
Did you and the uncle get up too much for New Year's?

298
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:12,280
Ta!

299
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,120
Moondust is still a problem.

300
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:15,760
How are you getting on?

301
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,440
What's the show, Aidan?

302
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,060
Thanks very much for the tip.

303
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:18,420
Yes.

304
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:19,860
Well, no.

305
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,200
Not much happened, to be honest.

306
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,180
It was a couple of beers after that.

307
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,020
Was it New Year's?

308
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,680
We were on the show.

309
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:27,760
It was New Year's Day yesterday.

310
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:27,960
Yeah.

311
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:28,980
New Year's Eve.

312
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,440
Another can was had.

313
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,260
I was planning on going down to Wicklow to try and look for the monkey.

314
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:38,880
But it's just not great weather at all.

315
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:45,420
I kept on reading articles about the monkey's high sex drive as well.

316
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,540
And his danger.

317
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,960
His potential danger.

318
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,140
I just thought to myself, you know what?

319
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,080
I'm not going to get caught up in that situation.

320
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,720
I wish him all the best and I hope he'll get back alive.

321
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,940
But I'm not getting caught up in that.

322
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,000
You don't know what he'd do to you.

323
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:08,640
And if he did stuff to you, what would be the repercussion and what would be the results as well?

324
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,140
It was absolutely pissing down the last few days.

325
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,800
There's no point in going down there as well.

326
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,360
Turf bag.

327
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,120
Thanks very much.

328
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,500
I hope you're getting on well.

329
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:25,320
And definitely no hyperbole in the message attached to the tip, which states that, without doubt,

330
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:30,140
the funniest and most talented man in possibly the world.

331
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,320
Keep doing what you're doing, you legend.

332
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:38,560
And it's great to see that sort of reverence and respect for a Warzone streamer.

333
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,260
I mean, why would you make of that?

334
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,160
Is it too much, Tom?

335
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,780
Is it overboard?

336
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,840
Is it over the top, so to speak?

337
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,260
Not really.

338
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,840
I mean, going on what you've only delivered a few streams.

339
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:54,900
That's it, really.

340
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,740
But going on the performance, that's how you should be judged.

341
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:06,460
And there was not much in the way of great performance the last couple of matches.

342
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,700
But I will say this.

343
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:12,380
You got into the zone at about 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock in the day.

344
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,700
The last day or maybe 2, I can't remember what time it was.

345
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,720
But it was not 5 hours into the stream.

346
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,800
Second session of the afternoon of the day.

347
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,840
You definitely managed to make that game.

348
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,860
A couple of games you were on.

349
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:25,820
You were steamrolling.

350
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,080
You were flying around by the seat of your arse.

351
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,220
You were jumping around.

352
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,060
It was nice.

353
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:31,220
It was nice.

354
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,980
You weren't settling in and staying in buildings.

355
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,080
You were just getting out there.

356
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:37,720
You were washing.

357
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,800
You were washing your arse.

358
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:40,980
It was perfect.

359
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,320
Thanks very much there, Turfbag, for that tip.

360
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,700
Let's have a little look here and get going.

361
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:50,600
We'll jump into this mixing unit as soon as possible here.

362
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,640
I mean, I don't hold much hope for this setup that I've got.

363
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,620
Only once it's fully ranked.

364
00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:01,700
So, I mean, the riveter that I've got now doesn't have all those beautiful attachments

365
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,400
we got there the last day.

366
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,280
It definitely doesn't have a phlegm bag and 9 mil jill scenario tip.

367
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:07,980
Thanks for the tip.

368
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,140
Tom, do you want to add something to that?

369
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,380
Moon dust.

370
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,980
She's a hot shot.

371
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,640
9 mil jill.

372
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,360
9 mil jill.

373
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,000
9 mil jill.

374
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,100
9 jill-a-meter mil.

375
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,940
Absolutely insane.

376
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,120
There.

377
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:33,560
We might just get another blast of spycraft as we're waiting to go in.

378
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,340
I should play another game of chess with Thomas.

379
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,900
Thank you very much there, work pretender.

380
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,180
He said, great to see you broadcasting.

381
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,960
And that's what it is.

382
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,580
It's a fully fledged, fully operational broadcast.

383
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:49,240
The view window displays the virtual camera's perspective.

384
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,180
The blue area is the camera's range of sight.

385
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,380
Zoom functions are available on both the camera and the 3D model.

386
00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,680
Zoom is after you.

387
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,840
Use the zoom to isolate impact points and bullet holes.

388
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,480
This was a point and click amazing adventure.

389
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,140
All you can see here is just pure engagement.

390
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,640
Also, with the usage of PCs becoming widespread at the time,

391
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,120
you really felt like you were in the CIA's office,

392
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,420
utilizing a PC to play this game.

393
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,060
This wasn't a console.

394
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,580
No way was this on consoles.

395
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,440
This was a purely adult.

396
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:34,960
It's for a very refined audience that has a bit of class to it.

397
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,860
Bullet holes with the trajectory pointer.

398
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,760
The Kennedy assassination tools will complete a trajectory.

399
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,540
Please use the Kennedy assassination tools.

400
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,280
You have selected assassinate.

401
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000
You have selected assassination tools.

402
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:58,060
Isolate the origin point of the trajectory and locate the assassin.

403
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,840
File accessed.

404
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,700
Very, very engaging indeed.

405
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,440
Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

406
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,780
Thank you very much there, Mike.

407
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:11,920
Workday is being upgraded with a Yeti 2 loadout.

408
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,320
You have selected Grassy Knoll.

409
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,760
Please choose Gentleman.

410
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,540
Please start your weapons.

411
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,580
Yes, with Thomas.

412
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,860
Well, listen to that.

413
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,620
Listen to that tune.

414
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:43,660
Something.

415
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,700
Happy New Year to yourself there, Captain Sack.

416
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,840
Very, very kind of you.

417
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:57,200
Wow.

418
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Such technology.

419
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:07,760
They really managed to capture what it was like to have all this technology at your fingertips as a CIA operative.

420
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:08,700
And look at this now.

421
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,760
Zuckerberg's after you mix and match.

422
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,540
Linking to Office of Information Resources.

423
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,360
Very realistic.

424
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,920
I'm sure this is what you get in the CIA.

425
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,800
When looking for your target.

426
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,860
No.

427
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,880
Well, welcome to the CIA.

428
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:25,980
Day one.

429
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,120
Mix and match.

430
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,220
More of that as and when we get it.

431
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,820
And we do have plenty of it.

432
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,560
We actually have too much of it.

433
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,500
Just you hot, Caleb.

434
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,500
Get out of here.

435
00:21:53,380 --> 00:22:00,180
I want to get that yoke and drive that like fuck to the fucking loadout point and really get involved.

436
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:06,980
Is Texas Pete riding shotgun? I'm not sure but we're going to be using a shotgun soon enough.

437
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:32,520
To ride around the map on. Well we'll ride around the map on this yoke. We'll get a shotgun soon enough in our special loadout box which I had guessed would be a lot closer. John Daly thanks very much there for the tip. I guess it would be a lot closer than it actually is. Hopefully there's no rats already picking up what is rightfully ours.

438
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:47,520
Moving in. I'm heading towards this. This is very dangerous considering I haven't even bothered my arse and there's a red dot there. I haven't even bothered my arse to secure a weapon or anything. Someone's got an RPG.

439
00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:00,760
Holy fuck.

440
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:15,400
Moondust. Ah! Thank you very much there Moondust. Didn't realize it was a guy creeping around the side.

441
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:20,180
But look it's folly to go for the fucking loadout that early in the match is it not Tom?

442
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:28,060
You're an adulterated folly. Thank you very much John Daly. I'll send you to Tanzania next week.

443
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,580
Hoping to

444
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,280
not get eaten by giraffes. Any advice?

445
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,000
Well look just don't fall into the enclosure. Definitely don't fall into the lying enclosure anyway.

446
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,280
I'm not lying when I say

447
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,780
that won't be a nice experience at all.

448
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,180
Definitely not. You don't want that

449
00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,260
ruining your holiday. Although

450
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,240
Tanzania I don't know is that in fucking

451
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,640
Africa or what?

452
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,400
Do they have lions in Tanzania?

453
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:03,320
Ah! A real, real, real, real bad scenario. Tom's a bit quiet there Tom.

454
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:09,480
I'm trying my best. Not much I can do. I'm trying my best. And that's all I can do.

455
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:17,460
I'm trying my... Well that's loud enough now. It seems to be hitting the yellow. Maybe the game volume is too loud. I'm not particularly too sure.

456
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:24,920
One, two, one, two. I'm definitely loud enough anyway. I need to maybe take my volume down a tad.

457
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:26,900
Maybe there to about 38.

458
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:31,600
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Yeah. Look. Try not to fucking shout.

459
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:40,800
The controllers have optimized assist. Yeah it does. That's the way it is. Look.

460
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:47,180
That's the way it is. And you... If you're dropping into the situation room. Big Red, thanks very much for the tip.

461
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,280
And Moondust, thank you very much for your tip as well.

462
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,600
If you're dropping in and getting... Trying to get a load out as soon...

463
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,300
As it starts. You know... You're in for a hell of a ride.

464
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:07,440
Especially when there's a lad there with a fucking javelin launch... Missile launch system ready to pounce as well.

465
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:18,000
This would be the case. This is well and truly the case though. And you know... I've always speculated as to whether or not...

466
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:27,200
Going for that initial loadout should be left because it's... It's not really conducive to a long lasting and successful game.

467
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:36,200
But thank you very much there. Big Red there. For the tip you see. A lovely little antidote to the back to work blues you're currently suffering.

468
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,900
Well look. It's a bit of a no man's land. There's some people who are back and there's other people who aren't. And...

469
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:47,540
And there's us here in the mainframe. Really trying to come to terms with...

470
00:25:47,540 --> 00:26:04,240
A real... Hard task. The task... Of getting that win. Securing that win. It didn't happen... For us... In 2023. But... By f*** it's gonna happen this year. I can feel it. I can guarantee it.

471
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:13,240
Mix and match system initialized.

472
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,480
Lovely lovely representation of the fella looking out the window there.

473
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,920
You see this fella here. That's the image that they managed to get of your man.

474
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,360
And this is the computer... Computer sketch.

475
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,040
They've got of him there.

476
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:37,700
He looks very familiar. He looks like... A guy from...

477
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,820
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

478
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,500
Slash... As Tony B says... Slash... Dominic Cummings.

479
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,700
From... From the British government.

480
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,360
From... Dominic Cummings. From Covid.

481
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,700
And there...

482
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,700
This...

483
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,700
That...

484
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,700
Computer sketch scenario here seems to be just detailing the...

485
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,740
Different kind of shapes of the head.

486
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,700
And you can go a little bit more of a...

487
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,360
You can give him a heavy jaw.

488
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,840
You can give him hair if you want.

489
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:17,360
But not too much because you can see it doesn't really have much in the actual shot there.

490
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,700
So they've gone for a...

491
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:22,700
So they've gone for a...

492
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,700
A kind of a recede scenario.

493
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:25,700
A round...

494
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,680
A grassy knoll which envelops the back and side of the head.

495
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,800
And they're giving him more of a kind of keen looking face there.

496
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,060
And then look you...

497
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:38,700
You utilize...

498
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:39,660
Phillips.

499
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:40,960
Thomas Jefferson.

500
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:58,240
I don't...

501
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,580
Did they...

502
00:27:58,580 --> 00:27:59,700
Did they just say he was called...

503
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,700
Thomas...

504
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,040
Jefferson?

505
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:12,800
thank you very much jackie says good morning from canada great to hear from the canadian

506
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:17,180
contingencies there it's a great place it's got a lot going for it it is canada

507
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:23,800
i am a little bit concerned now that my microphone is going to be very loud because i

508
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:31,860
pissed about with the fucking volumes there now look you get what you give you get what you give

509
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:41,020
as long as i ain't coming through the pipeline okay then that's fine by me you know sounds about right

510
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:46,800
people are saying that it just looks looks a bit off there on our levels but let's let's see what

511
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,140
how this goes thanks tom

512
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:55,180
fucking legend um absolute legend

513
00:28:55,180 --> 00:29:01,340
a real real fucking stalwart of the stream

514
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:07,260
sound sound man great bit of business we're all very happy to have you

515
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:17,500
thanks very much yes happy to be here loving the situation loving the potential

516
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:24,840
it's about it's about turning that potential into into a result and you've managed to get yourself a

517
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:32,360
a miniature rosie and a 50 cal rifle as well right off the billy bat

518
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:44,920
right off the billy bounce billy bounce was after your charlie parker and the boys

519
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:53,440
just leave one of these down there for anybody who dares cometh

520
00:29:53,440 --> 00:30:03,040
what about my uh grenades have i still got grenades take that lethal knife there maybe take that that's a that's a nasty weapon that

521
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:17,560
i like the speed with this though the nastiness of this that's a tricked out snipe job though but i'm not handy with it you gotta be handy with the steel if you know what i mean earn your keep

522
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,860
Jimmy Tip, thank you very much

523
00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:25,380
Thank you very much

524
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:26,840
Do you rinse your rice before cooking?

525
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,440
I used, but I don't now

526
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,500
I definitely fucking steep it

527
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,940
If I'm arsed

528
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,820
But it's all much of a muchness, you know

529
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,000
The main thing is not to fuck it up

530
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,800
And overboil it

531
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,320
Because that's where I've been

532
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,660
So unfortunately left

533
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,420
The position I've been left in so many times

534
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,480
But now I've actually started to fucking take

535
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,720
The rice out before I actually

536
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,760
Believe it's done

537
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,900
And if you leave it for a bit then

538
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:54,500
To set, to settle

539
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,060
Take it out the

540
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:59,240
Don't know what I threw there, was that a fucking

541
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,000
Shock stick

542
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,320
Then it begins to absorb, still absorb

543
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,180
Moisture and fluff up, you know

544
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,160
But the one thing you don't want

545
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,920
Is a big sloppy pot

546
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,940
Because once you've got that pot slop

547
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,460
It's a waste of time, you feel like an absolute

548
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,620
Idiot and you have to fucking

549
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,300
Recalibrate the senses and make the rice

550
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,060
You could have the rest of the dinner ready to go

551
00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:22,480
And you've already got more rice to cook

552
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,220
It's not great

553
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,820
Tell you something

554
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,920
How about cooking the rice

555
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,640
Before you fucking start the main bit of the dinner

556
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,260
The other bit

557
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:33,980
Because it's not the end of the world

558
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:36,040
If the rice isn't fucking steaming hot

559
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,820
When you serve it

560
00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,980
Just as long as it's lukewarm, you know

561
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,920
By that time it's bonded

562
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,140
And you might end up with a sticky rice ball situation

563
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:47,180
Look, this is just preference, personal preference

564
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,380
I'm not a rice authority

565
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:54,200
Thank you very much, US Marshals

566
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,380
There for your tip

567
00:31:56,380 --> 00:32:00,300
You say, watch your six for that renegade monkey

568
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:04,460
Yep, keep an eye out for that monkey

569
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,060
If anybody is in Wicklow

570
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:06,740
We've got people

571
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:09,520
Shooting in and chiming in and tipping in

572
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,060
They're from Canada of all places

573
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,300
Some word about that monkey has got global

574
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,840
People are really interested in seeing how that story develops

575
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,540
Maybe you could snipe out

576
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,860
Walk in hell

577
00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,760
Wanna watch yourself

578
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,460
Gas is moving in

579
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:28,740
New safe zone located

580
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:33,500
Some people could be coming up here for this fun box

581
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,640
So what I'll do is just

582
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,720
Just lie down

583
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,640
For a minute

584
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,380
Take out that

585
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:40,100
That fucking drone yoke

586
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,540
Send it into the sky

587
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:48,220
And do a quick

588
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,300
Quick

589
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,740
Scooch around

590
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,400
Quick look

591
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,720
To see what we're dealing with

592
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,320
There's a guy who's hiding inside a house down there

593
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,700
Do we have the balls to take that on?

594
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,220
I'd love to have

595
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:01,320
A fast

596
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,460
Set up

597
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,360
Class

598
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,380
But I don't have that

599
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,460
I've got another

600
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:06,760
One of those boys

601
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,000
Maybe just stay here and snipe the fucking thing

602
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Someone's after sending something up there

603
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,020
Look

604
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:26,560
And that's the melon cracker

605
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,940
That's the melon cracker

606
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,160
And we've already been told

607
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,480
That there's somebody down here

608
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,500
Doing melon work

609
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,520
I are fucking

610
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,880
Sweet sweet piece of drone beef

611
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,300
Gary Creeb

612
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,060
Thank you very much

613
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,120
Dermot Connolly

614
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,800
Thank you very much

615
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,420
I'll address

616
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:47,160
What you've sent there

617
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,300
In due course

618
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,540
We just need to make sure

619
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,840
That we're gonna give this guy

620
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,540
A fucking

621
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:54,040
Three course meal

622
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,240
Deluxe edition

623
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,480
With some

624
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,660
Rudimentary dressing

625
00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,400
But

626
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,200
Some lovely

627
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,160
Fucking

628
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,620
Bits and pieces

629
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,500
Trimmings at the side of it

630
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,220
And now he's

631
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,200
What's he after doing there?

632
00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:10,680
He's sending a fucking bomb drone up

633
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,120
He thinks he can hit me with a bomb drone

634
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,220
It's not a bomb drone

635
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,160
It's just a spotter

636
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:19,560
Fuck

637
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,160
How is he hitting me through the

638
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,980
It seems as though he was hitting me through the

639
00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,220
A piece of the building there

640
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,080
Which would suggest

641
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,960
I'm not going to

642
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,060
Try and mitigate my own inability here

643
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,000
But it would suggest

644
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,460
That your man is using some sort of hack

645
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,140
Oh!

646
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:37,260
Can't

647
00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:37,940
Yeah

648
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,500
You can't hack that though

649
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:39,860
Can you?

650
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:41,780
That guy

651
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,020
The problem with that guy is

652
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,280
He can't hack

653
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,440
The 50 cal

654
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440
What we'll do is

655
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,040
We'll head down to 50 zone there

656
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,000
And hopefully get a lovely

657
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,120
Frankie scones

658
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,000
Shaped

659
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,500
Deluxe package

660
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,860
Of goodie bags

661
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,000
And good

662
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,200
And goodie stuffs

663
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,100
Nice stuff he left there

664
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,360
Very very impressed with his

665
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,660
Personalised stuff collection

666
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,180
He did well

667
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:08,020
In the middle of a nasty war zone

668
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:10,860
To accumulate so many bits and pieces

669
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,580
Bit of a raggle taggle

670
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:16,240
Gypsy sort of a man who brought along all his wares

671
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,200
Let's just

672
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,560
I thought we had two of these

673
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:18,960
Yeah we do

674
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,580
Get rid of

675
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,480
Get rid of the knife

676
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,460
Go for the decoy

677
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,820
Now

678
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,940
Probably going to get two inferior guns here

679
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,520
But I need to start working on them

680
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,140
And rank them up

681
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,960
I'm not going to fucking buy the game

682
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,760
I'm not going to buy the game

683
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,080
Just so that I can

684
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,760
Play multiplayer and rank up the weapons fast

685
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:48,520
I'm definitely not going to buy the 59.99 battle pass probably

686
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,600
I don't know

687
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,860
Ridiculous stuff altogether

688
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,200
The way this game has gone

689
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,040
But it's the state of play

690
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,040
It is the state of play at the moment

691
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,880
Microtransactions

692
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,960
The ongoing capitalistic march of

693
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,820
Of life as we know it

694
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:11,320
Which stretches its tentacle throughout every

695
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,380
Little last bastion of sacred fun we might have

696
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,420
And engulfs it

697
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,840
And wraps it

698
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,620
Enwraps it

699
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,360
In a big

700
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,660
Cost effective

701
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:24,440
Money making scheme

702
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,740
Stroke scam

703
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,040
I'm not going to go into it any further than that

704
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,740
That's what is going on here with these games

705
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:31,000
They're

706
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,200
Not happy with just a one off payment for the game

707
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,000
They want to get you on the hook for a lifetime

708
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,960
Of air support

709
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,240
And you've got yourself a nice little bomb drone there

710
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,280
I would suggest getting yourself on top of a building

711
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,900
And utilising it

712
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,720
Very nicely

713
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,140
It'd be nice to get a drone killed

714
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,380
I was watching a few of the videos of

715
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:56,920
The combat footage out there in the Ukraine

716
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,080
Or Ukraine

717
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,800
I beg your pardon

718
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,000
And

719
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,940
They're doing

720
00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:03,460
They're doing a lot of work

721
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:05,020
With the drones out there

722
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,380
They've probably got

723
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:08,800
They look like consumer based drones

724
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,540
And

725
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,380
They utilise

726
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,340
First person view drones as well

727
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,480
Which

728
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,020
It's amazing to think that that's going on right now

729
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,040
And it was

730
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,620
It was the stuff of fantasy

731
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,760
Not so long ago

732
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,980
Pure fantasy channel crack

733
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:29,140
Just put that one into the

734
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,600
The sack there

735
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,020
Enemies dropping into the AO

736
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:32,900
This is great

737
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,660
And I've got the riveter so

738
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:38,300
So if somebody wants to drop into this

739
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:46,600
So if somebody wants to drop into this

740
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,320
We're ready

741
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Could do with

742
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,220
Would like to see a ladder

743
00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,040
Somewhere

744
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:58,980
Maybe up here

745
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:00,060
Problem is

746
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:00,640
You've got

747
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,460
Dodgeballers up on the tall buildings there as well

748
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,220
Which could be a fucking nightmare altogether

749
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,460
Blink and you miss it

750
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:08,880
Kind of

751
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,540
Dead before you even realise the job

752
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,400
That's what we'll be dealing with

753
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,740
Maybe I just lie down

754
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,400
Nah

755
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,100
I'm gonna lie down there

756
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:17,820
I mean still

757
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,000
Still well in the fucking danger zone

758
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,400
Can't really see anyone there though

759
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:33,980
Would you give a shout out to Roisin from the Mary Wallopers

760
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:37,760
On her Hootenanny debut on Sunday night there?

761
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,640
Big big shout out there to Mary Hootenanny

762
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,800
And well done

763
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,680
On your wallop

764
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,960
You did a great fucking job

765
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,840
According to Frankie Scones

766
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,260
Look

767
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,400
We were

768
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,440
Well

769
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,800
And truly out for the count

770
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,780
By that stage

771
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,800
Well and truly

772
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,020
I was an early start

773
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:57,880
On New Year's

774
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,720
And it was an early enough finish as well

775
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,960
I could only manage

776
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,680
A singular can of Guinness

777
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,520
Singular bells

778
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,660
Before having to hit the sack

779
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,320
At a very

780
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,040
Very conservative time

781
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,120
Of half past

782
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,740
Ten

783
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,420
In the evening

784
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:13,120
Not even

785
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,180
A chance

786
00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,680
To see the fireworks

787
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,520
Or the festivities

788
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,100
Of anywhere

789
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,100
But there you go

790
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:18,980
That is the crack

791
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:23,660
I know there's a guy up there somewhere

792
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:27,700
I wonder would it be very cheeky

793
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,980
To level

794
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:32,600
Level accusations of bomb drone at him

795
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,780
Here we go

796
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:33,960
Look

797
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,040
He wasn't expecting this up here

798
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,420
He was not expecting this

799
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:42,420
Oh he's still

800
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,460
He's still alive

801
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,960
Still alive

802
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:51,140
Diego Martini

803
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,020
Thanks very much

804
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,180
Shaken not stirred

805
00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:54,520
This lad's world

806
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,640
Is about to get shaken

807
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,260
Hopefully he's got a few

808
00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:57,560
Fucking

809
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,560
I don't know what

810
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,240
I don't know what

811
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:00,980
But he needs something

812
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:01,900
To steady his hand

813
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:02,880
Maybe a few whiskeys

814
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,400
Or a few

815
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,900
Drinks

816
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:17,800
How the fuck

817
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,780
Are you still alive man

818
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,520
He ate the slugs

819
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,420
He ate the slugs

820
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,920
On sandwiches

821
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,960
He made sandwiches

822
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,840
Out of the slugs

823
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,240
Sorry there

824
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:32,800
I uh

825
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,260
Diego Martini

826
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:34,700
Thank you very much

827
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,160
The thing is

828
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,340
The shotgun at that range

829
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,880
Is just not cutting the mustard

830
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,680
You need to get closer

831
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,040
I thought he was right there

832
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,520
At the door

833
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,340
He wasn't

834
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,700
We just need to get closer

835
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,100
With that

836
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,940
It's a lesson learnt

837
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:45,840
Diego Martini

838
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Happy new year

839
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,400
Thank you very much

840
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,020
And uh

841
00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:50,940
I'll get to the other lads

842
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:51,820
His message in a minute

843
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:52,280
When I

844
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,340
Where

845
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,340
Where was that coming from

846
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,600
Wars for the Warriors

847
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:56,820
Oh

848
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,780
Well done

849
00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:58,620
You're RTB

850
00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,420
Well done

851
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,260
Moon Dust

852
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:04,980
Crazy bit of Moon Dust

853
00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:06,540
It just happens to be the case

854
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:09,340
That he did hide behind a bin or a box

855
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:09,820
Or something

856
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:10,480
Moon Dust is still a problem

857
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,480
Maybe a box of bins or a bin of boxes

858
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:12,760
But

859
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,800
Moon Dust is still a problem

860
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,240
Look

861
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,400
You play stupid games

862
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,600
You win stupid prizes

863
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,420
Moon Dust

864
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,460
And that's

865
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,320
That's one prize

866
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,260
Moon Dust

867
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,220
You don't want to win

868
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,640
The prize of an early bath

869
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,500
Thank you very much there

870
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,480
Gary Creeby

871
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:27,860
I say

872
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,280
Thanks

873
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,340
Any chance of running

874
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,540
In the 2024 local elections

875
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,700
Um

876
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,460
Moon Dust

877
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,720
Not really arsed about that

878
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,260
As of yet

879
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,480
But look at this guy here

880
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,040
On the screen

881
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,760
Date of birth

882
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,260
Moon Dust

883
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,980
Team Eagle Shield

884
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:43,920
Assassin ID

885
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,760
Moon Dust is still a problem

886
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,660
So this is the assassin

887
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,220
They were looking for

888
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:46,640
Moon Dust

889
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,260
Thank you very much

890
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,040
Dermot Connolly

891
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,840
The rice cooker

892
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,400
Is the investment of a lifetime

893
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,440
So we've got a lot more

894
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,220
Rice based

895
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,360
Dialogue going on here

896
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,160
The discourse around rice

897
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,240
And how to make it

898
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,300
The best you can

899
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,960
How to live a decent rice life

900
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,040
Is

901
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,020
The news is in

902
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:05,720
The verdict has been had

903
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,660
And it's the rice cooker

904
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,940
Is the investment of a lifetime

905
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,960
Only about 20

906
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,180
To 30 bob

907
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,160
And the keep warm functionality

908
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,560
Leaves her grand

909
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,320
To sit

910
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,880
I would

911
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,020
Maybe agree with you

912
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,020
That the only problem

913
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,560
The only problem being

914
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,180
Is that the kitchen itself

915
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,340
Is beginning to become

916
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,480
Overran with these

917
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,580
Appliances

918
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:25,140
You know

919
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,340
And

920
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,680
I mean if you

921
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,560
If you don't mind that

922
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:27,920
That's fine

923
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,280
If you've got the cupboard space

924
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,380
To hide them away

925
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,500
During the downtime

926
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,780
That's fine as well

927
00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:33,260
But I mean

928
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,320
It just turns

929
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,920
It looks like a fucking war zone

930
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,420
In the kitchen

931
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:36,660
You know

932
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,480
With the air fryer

933
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,200
The toaster

934
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,840
The kettle

935
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,320
It's a mess some days

936
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,140
It's Beirut

937
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:43,580
You know

938
00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:44,480
It's hard enough

939
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,520
To keep the place clean

940
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,020
Even without having to

941
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:48,960
To utilise those fucking things

942
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,360
But I mean

943
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,540
Look if the rice cooker

944
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,840
Is up there with the air fryer

945
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,880
It's hard to argue

946
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,120
With that sort of functionality

947
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,780
At that price as well

948
00:42:56,780 --> 00:42:59,260
At that price as well

949
00:42:59,260 --> 00:42:59,920
That's the main thing

950
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,460
I mean

951
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,240
Look

952
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,180
Obviously

953
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:03,960
Dermot Connolly

954
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,620
Knows his stuff

955
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:06,160
Seems like a man of rice

956
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:06,600
Himself

957
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,160
Seems like a rice dreamer

958
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,780
Maybe he's

959
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:10,760
A man who used to eat

960
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,860
Rice dreams

961
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:13,100
By Uncle Ben

962
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,160
Which is no longer

963
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,600
I don't think it's Uncle Ben anymore

964
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,760
It's just Ben's

965
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,940
In keeping with the times

966
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:20,040
That are in

967
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,200
And

968
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,360
Do you know what I say

969
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,520
Fair enough

970
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,880
Things change

971
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,100
People change

972
00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:27,220
And if you're after

973
00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,120
A deckling of rice

974
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,740
Then get down to Ben

975
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,860
But don't be saying Uncle

976
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,760
It's not right

977
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,120
Well we never said that anyway

978
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,360
I mean it was a product

979
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,220
Do you know

980
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:40,980
Thank you very much there

981
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,340
Anyway

982
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,400
Diego Martini

983
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,060
And the boys

984
00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,060
Will we have a quick look

985
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:44,540
At this

986
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:45,480
Thing here

987
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,160
The assassin

988
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,580
That was found in Iowa

989
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,720
He lives in Iowa

990
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,460
He was born

991
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,920
His name is Gene Murphy

992
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,000
Or Pierce McDougal

993
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Or even Thomas G

994
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,220
Harmonica

995
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:57,020
Philips

996
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:57,380
Tom

997
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:01,340
Yeah Thomas G

998
00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:02,860
I know another Thomas G

999
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:03,360
Myself

1000
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,460
But it's not

1001
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,660
It's not myself

1002
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:07,840
It's definitely not me

1003
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,640
That's in the game

1004
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,260
There anyway

1005
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,920
But your man

1006
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,620
He has

1007
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,680
Definitely an assassin

1008
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,140
Assassinative look

1009
00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:15,660
About him

1010
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:18,240
You'd wonder what he was

1011
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:18,780
Getting up to

1012
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,620
It looks like there's a lot

1013
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,260
Of mail there

1014
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,620
Read that mail maybe

1015
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,600
Tom I'm in the middle

1016
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,480
Of another briefing

1017
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,100
With the Senate

1018
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,140
Intelligence Committee

1019
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,880
Watch if uncovered signals

1020
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,580
A disaster

1021
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,760
In more ways than one

1022
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,380
Then you can imagine

1023
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,760
An ex-CIA man

1024
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,100
Assassinating foreign

1025
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,100
Political figures

1026
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,020
It's alarming enough

1027
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:36,960
What's worse

1028
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,760
Other assassins

1029
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Might miss an attempt

1030
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,200
On President Brooks

1031
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,080
That's the president

1032
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:45,980
Of the United States

1033
00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:46,420
Of America

1034
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:47,580
In this particular game

1035
00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:49,520
Thomas Harmonica Phillips

1036
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,020
Won't

1037
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,160
He was Frank

1038
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,680
Mikofsky's favourite son

1039
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,880
Before Bruce Jeffries

1040
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,460
And he has the knowledge

1041
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,200
And the skill

1042
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,780
I've alerted David Holt

1043
00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:00,060
He'll be contracting

1044
00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:00,880
He'll be contacting

1045
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,400
With the intel

1046
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,660
Meanwhile I'll keep

1047
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,680
The senators at bay

1048
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,800
Cash drop inbound

1049
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,020
Get rid of that

1050
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:10,000
Off the screen there

1051
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,840
Fucking crazy bit

1052
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,780
Of business all together

1053
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,700
There with that

1054
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,960
Diego Martini

1055
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,980
Dave Holt

1056
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,940
Jacob in London

1057
00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:18,260
Says

1058
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,400
I knew I recognised him

1059
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,640
Seen him in Germany

1060
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,340
At

1061
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,620
Your Maz

1062
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,180
There a little

1063
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,700
Reference to that

1064
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:27,300
EverQuest

1065
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:27,720
From

1066
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,800
Tommy the uncle

1067
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,460
In

1068
00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:31,300
Deutschland

1069
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,220
Was a much fabled

1070
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,420
Tale

1071
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:34,840
A much

1072
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,060
Vaunted trip

1073
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,480
It has its eyes

1074
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,360
It has its lows

1075
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,100
It's ups and downs

1076
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:40,600
But you came out

1077
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,000
The other end

1078
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,720
You came out fighting

1079
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,060
Top

1080
00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:43,860
Big time

1081
00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:45,220
Big time

1082
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,740
I don't think

1083
00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:47,320
I'll be going back

1084
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:47,840
To Germany

1085
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,560
In a hurry

1086
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,600
But I did

1087
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,320
Enjoy

1088
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,800
Northwest

1089
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,160
Rheinphalia

1090
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,480
Whatever it's called

1091
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:01,180
Your

1092
00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:05,400
Industrial hub

1093
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:05,680
Of

1094
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,920
Germany there

1095
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,800
Which would have been

1096
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,400
In the west

1097
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,900
So it makes sense

1098
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:11,540
That it's there

1099
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:11,780
You know

1100
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:13,000
It would have been

1101
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,700
Developed

1102
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,840
Post war years

1103
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,300
Style

1104
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,080
Got the volume up there

1105
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,400
I do

1106
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,260
Thomas Harmonica

1107
00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:21,880
Phillips

1108
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,800
Thank you very much

1109
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,000
There Harmonica Phillips

1110
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,200
I hope you're getting on well

1111
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,120
We've got a tempus

1112
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,160
And an FR

1113
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,500
Tempus

1114
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,300
And an FR

1115
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,760
And this is a nice

1116
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,880
Little piece as well

1117
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,720
It's a situation

1118
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,260
I'm really

1119
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,660
Enamoured with

1120
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,920
Time and time again

1121
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,860
It's got a fast

1122
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:38,980
Burst fire

1123
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,680
Set up

1124
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,980
And we've got a contract

1125
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:43,640
There as well

1126
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,540
That's a real

1127
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,280
Real

1128
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,580
Cat amongst the pigeons

1129
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:48,220
Set up

1130
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,960
Yep

1131
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,900
You are the cat

1132
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,780
The lads that you're facing

1133
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:54,620
And are up against

1134
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:55,420
Or the pigeons

1135
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,160
Maybe swap that

1136
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,780
For the rams

1137
00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:57,340
Got a nice

1138
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,540
Fat 60 clip

1139
00:46:58,540 --> 00:46:59,640
And a lovely sight

1140
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,720
Now

1141
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,720
Don't lose sight

1142
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,100
Of this

1143
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,260
Bad apple

1144
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:04,100
And look at this

1145
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,560
Another bit of cheeky

1146
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,500
Business in the ground

1147
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,900
You're doing well

1148
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,180
You're doing well

1149
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,060
Decisions

1150
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:11,720
Decisions

1151
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:22,280
We've got a lovely little

1152
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,180
Radar box

1153
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,080
That I'm going to use

1154
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,620
We're going to use it to be a good one

1155
00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:26,620
We're going to use it to be a good one

1156
00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:27,680
We're going to use it to be a good one

1157
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,680
We're going to use it to be a good one

1158
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,560
We're going to use it to be a good one

1159
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,120
We're going to use it to be a good one

1160
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,660
We're going to use it to be a good one

1161
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:32,660
We're going to use it to be a good one

1162
00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,660
We're going to use it to be a good one

1163
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:46,900
We really want to go Thomas Harmonica Phillips on this one

1164
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,420
We're not letting up

1165
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:49,260
We're not letting go

1166
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,600
And we're definitely not going to fucking let this guy

1167
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,640
Have his wicked way

1168
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,220
With the rest of the game

1169
00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:59,040
Unfortunately we don't have

1170
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,260
We don't have any

1171
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:01,840
Lethals

1172
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,340
He's taking the car

1173
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:05,440
And he's driving away at pace Tom

1174
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,380
Utter cowardice

1175
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,240
And

1176
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,920
Whether or not

1177
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,460
He can

1178
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:14,800
Live with himself

1179
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,420
After that

1180
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,720
That's another question entirely

1181
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,740
Where it's nice to get a shotgun into the hands

1182
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:24,560
And a shrink of thermite as well

1183
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:31,680
We need to get out of here

1184
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,020
But there's a bad

1185
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:37,280
Bad hombre who's unfortunately not met the fucking standards

1186
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,520
We necessarily set for ourselves here

1187
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,140
So let's try and take him out

1188
00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:44,420
Should be over here

1189
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:47,360
And I haven't got the fucking time

1190
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,060
That guy is inside the gas

1191
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:50,780
He's dead

1192
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:51,760
He's probably going to be dead

1193
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:58,580
I'm not sure if that radar jamming animation on the map

1194
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:01,700
Necessarily represents the fact that it's him

1195
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:02,380
It could be

1196
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:04,140
Could be like a

1197
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:07,600
A radar jamming box or something

1198
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,500
Friendly loadout drops on the way

1199
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:21,480
This is a real

1200
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:21,480
This is a real

1201
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,720
Poorly executed maneuver

1202
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,800
We've got $8,000 in the bank though

1203
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,280
That's nice

1204
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,060
But this is a poorly executed maneuver

1205
00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,340
In that we don't look at this

1206
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:44,100
Shine that apple

1207
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:44,100
Shine that apple

1208
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:51,160
This is a fuck up

1209
00:49:51,160 --> 00:50:10,720
I need high cal rounds

1210
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:22,380
Gas is closing in

1211
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:25,220
It's a good job he's shit

1212
00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:25,700
Because

1213
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:29,280
He should have killed me by now

1214
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:36,000
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

1215
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,720
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

1216
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:46,980
Haven't even got time to finish you off you bollocks

1217
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:48,680
There's a drone

1218
00:50:48,680 --> 00:51:01,720
I don't know where

1219
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,060
I don't know

1220
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:03,340
You're on my line

1221
00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:06,000
I don't know where he fucking went there

1222
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,580
But I should really have killed him

1223
00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,120
I'm not that

1224
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,480
Look I'm not fond of these weapons

1225
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,420
You can't

1226
00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:12,280
You can't actually judge what I'm doing

1227
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,680
Based on the weapons I've been given

1228
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,740
I need my fucking loadout

1229
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,180
That's what I need

1230
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:21,440
Did I kill that man or is he still alive?

1231
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,380
Just not a great wave

1232
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,100
They need to really signal this better

1233
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,020
Thanks very much pace work

1234
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:30,660
And Dr. Kawashimer's aim training

1235
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,900
Very very kind yeah

1236
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,100
And look I need to go back to aim school myself

1237
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,260
The aim of the game

1238
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,420
Don't fucking tell me he's behind me now

1239
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,940
Or is that someone shooting from up there?

1240
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,000
Because if it is

1241
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,280
I'm Goosed

1242
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,520
Happy New Year from

1243
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,620
From Kelly and Liam

1244
00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:52,320
Thanks very much Kelly and Liam

1245
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,580
For your kind hearted

1246
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,900
Well wishing and

1247
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,500
Typological tip there

1248
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,320
It's beautiful stuff

1249
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,480
And Dr. Kawashima

1250
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,280
I hope you're getting on well

1251
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,480
You still have great times

1252
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:02,660
Myself

1253
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:04,360
And Dr. Kawashima

1254
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:04,660
On the

1255
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,000
Oh!

1256
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,300
On the DS

1257
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:08,720
It's the same fucker!

1258
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,500
But uh yeah

1259
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,420
Myself and Dr. Kawashima

1260
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:18,280
We were like that

1261
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,860
You couldn't separate us

1262
00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,060
And uh

1263
00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:26,980
A man who really really lived to Sudoku

1264
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:27,520
He was

1265
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,060
Suddoctrinating the entire populace

1266
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,760
With his amazing game

1267
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,980
What we're gonna do now is

1268
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:36,340
Take this motorcade

1269
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:37,780
And go down

1270
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,600
And take

1271
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,980
Complete and utter control of this guy

1272
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:44,280
You were playing the wrong game

1273
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,320
You've been playing the wrong game

1274
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,880
Shit

1275
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,880
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1276
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,040
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1277
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:56,040
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1278
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,780
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1279
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,740
Holy fuck

1280
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:00,040
I'm getting

1281
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,520
Getting leathered

1282
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:01,780
Sorry

1283
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,840
I have no

1284
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,760
I have no audio

1285
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,560
I have no audio

1286
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,980
I was switching around to do the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1287
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,780
Now that's come off

1288
00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:12,960
Look you can listen to my excuses all day long

1289
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,700
You can listen to my excuses all day long

1290
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:16,220
But the situation is

1291
00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,240
I was

1292
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,540
Switching

1293
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,720
The audio from the fucking PC

1294
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,520
To the headphones

1295
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,060
Because I realised that the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

1296
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,700
Wasn't happening

1297
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,040
I thought that was why

1298
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:27,860
I pressed the button

1299
00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:29,160
Because I ran your man over

1300
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,020
Turns out

1301
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:30,940
I just fucked it up

1302
00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:32,120
Completely fucked it up

1303
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,660
But it's not my fault

1304
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:34,220
Is what I'm saying

1305
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:34,520
That

1306
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,100
What happened

1307
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:35,920
Wasn't my fault

1308
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:45,620
Do you know what I mean?

1309
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:47,140
Absolutely stupid stuff

1310
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,860
There's no way he should be alive

1311
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,640
I got him in the head

1312
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,540
Gotcha

1313
00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:54,120
You need to visit

1314
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:54,820
A&E

1315
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,240
Rapid stat

1316
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,740
Audio is fine actually

1317
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,420
I understand

1318
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:00,940
But I mean

1319
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,000
The 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

1320
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:02,940
Oh you heard it

1321
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,500
Great stuff

1322
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,060
So if I play it now

1323
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:08,200
can you hear it now?

1324
00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:17,120
So now it's not playing. Okay.

1325
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,500
Interesting stuff. Thanks very much there in the chat. Don't worry, I've got the message

1326
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,740
now. A load of people saying you can't hear it. Look.

1327
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:29,180
Let's just get down to business the way we know how to do it.

1328
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:33,160
The way we were born to do it. We get those weapons that we've been putting into the new

1329
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,120
Yeti 2. Yeti harder loadout and really take

1330
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,020
control of the rest of this game here. Three body bags. We're looking into the

1331
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:45,120
fine. We're looking through the fucking glass here and it's down to

1332
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,080
nearly the last 40 as well. Conor McGinty, thank you very much for the tip.

1333
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,320
Happy New Year, Tommy and Francis.

1334
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:12,220
Hey, you fucking bastard. That's good, ma.

1335
00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,400
I'm going to be in peace.

1336
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:43,140
Just need something better here.

1337
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:50,560
the dual wielding the pistols and fucking

1338
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,360
but that RPG is great.

1339
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,560
Like, you know, I mean, I just

1340
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,000
could do with that fucking

1341
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,820
MP5 and

1342
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:03,060
get a rocket into this yoke.

1343
00:56:04,140 --> 00:56:05,400
No, no time for it.

1344
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,340
And hopefully your man

1345
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:09,100
isn't the one, isn't waiting

1346
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:11,280
lying in wait, should I say.

1347
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,160
He actually ran away. He got scared.

1348
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:16,480
He was giving it the big Germanic bamboo on the mic.

1349
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:23,360
Turns out he was very scared when faced with accusations of rocket propelled grenade.

1350
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,820
It's an MP5 situation.

1351
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,960
Johnson's lobster and Gus Van Santie money.

1352
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,440
Thank you very much for the elephant.

1353
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,520
He's moving in. New safe zone located.

1354
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,560
You've just dispatched upon us there.

1355
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,740
We're about to go Gus Van Sant on this.

1356
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:39,920
It's going to be our house.

1357
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,640
Yeah, it's going to be IFI.

1358
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,600
It's going to be

1359
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,320
DVDs that you watch

1360
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,820
and you might finish later

1361
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:48,940
because it's a tough one.

1362
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,100
It's a tough one.

1363
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,440
Oh fuck.

1364
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,000
Oh fuck.

1365
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:06,800
What?

1366
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,800
You're joking.

1367
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,000
You're absolutely joking me.

1368
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:10,820
He was

1369
00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:15,560
half past dead.

1370
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,720
Half past dead, Tom.

1371
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,880
Well, I think he might have been

1372
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,060
quarter past alive

1373
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:23,960
because there's definitely no way

1374
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,680
that he would be able to have been able to dispatch you like that.

1375
00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:29,600
Lee Oswald was saying plates.

1376
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,580
I don't think you even had plates on you.

1377
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:36,760
I don't think I had plates on me, but

1378
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,160
fuck that shit.

1379
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:41,560
This early in the day for that language?

1380
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,620
Not great, is it, Tom?

1381
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:48,940
Not great at all, but you know what you're letting yourself into, I suppose,

1382
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,500
if you're tuning into this bloody stream there.

1383
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,640
But that's the way it is.

1384
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,240
That's the crack.

1385
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,300
You can't have everything.

1386
00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:58,800
Let's have a little look here

1387
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,860
and see if we can reconfigure and rejig the audio here

1388
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:05,760
because you were pressing the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1389
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,540
It wasn't coming through.

1390
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,220
Press that 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1391
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,460
And quite possibly, maybe, get that to work.

1392
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,320
That would be great.

1393
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,620
Pints of Stoat.

1394
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,600
Thank you very much for your tip.

1395
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,940
Very, very kind, yeah.

1396
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,360
Pints of Stoat.

1397
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,780
Thomas Harmonica, Diego Martini, Conor McGinty and Pace.

1398
00:58:27,860 --> 00:58:29,160
Happy New Year to everybody.

1399
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:34,080
And look, I'm trying to get this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation to get going here.

1400
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:40,200
Look, I think it was just, you know, you have the skills to pay the bills.

1401
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:40,840
You can do it.

1402
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,840
You know, Will, you can do it.

1403
00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:45,860
It just was not your moment to shine in the spotlight at that moment in time.

1404
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:47,660
But swings and roundabouts.

1405
00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:50,860
Swings and giraffes.

1406
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,620
We get this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation ready to play.

1407
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,560
The default output.

1408
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,520
No, put it through.

1409
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,720
Run it through NVIDIA high-definition audio.

1410
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,280
And let's see how that situationizes the setup.

1411
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:13,420
Now I'm hearing it, but I'm not fucking seeing it on the display monitor.

1412
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,620
277, no.

1413
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,620
High-definition audio.

1414
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:21,940
Now, let's see.

1415
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,560
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

1416
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:25,640
Great stuff.

1417
00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:27,300
I can hear it loud and clear.

1418
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,500
And that's ready to go.

1419
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:35,220
So if you've just tuned in, that 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation sting is ready to go.

1420
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:41,000
We're very, very excited to implement it.

1421
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,940
Let's have a little quick go the goose here.

1422
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,720
This MTZ that I've been trying to trick out.

1423
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,020
A lot of the, see that?

1424
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,680
A lot of the shots just connect really very quickly.

1425
00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:54,360
It's very nice.

1426
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,320
Someone just died there.

1427
00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:56,540
Just stay around here.

1428
00:59:56,540 --> 00:59:57,460
Put a couple of plates on.

1429
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,460
Wait for the men to come around.

1430
00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:11,640
There you go.

1431
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,580
And he got fucking bomb blasted after it as well by the grenade.

1432
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,260
It was a double troubled setup.

1433
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:20,460
Moon dust is still a problem.

1434
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:23,160
Your rhetoric will bother you.

1435
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,360
Yeah, this is just me practicing.

1436
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:25,920
No.

1437
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,380
Not the real deal.

1438
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,780
Buzzlight balls.

1439
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,760
Thank you very much.

1440
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:33,260
News just in.

1441
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,700
Weaklow monkey.

1442
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,820
Mistakenly shot by farmer.

1443
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:38,880
Hopefully not.

1444
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:39,060
We.

1445
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,240
Hopefully the monkey hasn't met that kind of end.

1446
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:46,160
But it would not surprise us in the slightest either.

1447
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,620
Remember the case a few years ago.

1448
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,480
I won't go into it.

1449
01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:50,440
Won't go into details.

1450
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:50,700
But.

1451
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:51,840
Yeah.

1452
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,320
Thank you very much there.

1453
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,200
Harry Shites.

1454
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,600
These war zone buys.

1455
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,000
Better bring the key for the.

1456
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:58,380
Oh yeah.

1457
01:00:58,540 --> 01:00:59,700
Thanks very much for the.

1458
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:00,560
I won't read the rest of that.

1459
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,620
Thanks very much for the tip.

1460
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:10,140
You've got gas closing in fast.

1461
01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:11,640
You've got gas closing in fast.

1462
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,960
Unanswer yourself to the safe zone.

1463
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,920
It sounds like he's saying.

1464
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,580
But that really wouldn't make sense.

1465
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,680
Unanswer yourself.

1466
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,020
Doesn't make sense at all.

1467
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:20,220
Pints of Stoke.

1468
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,000
Gus Van Santy.

1469
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,440
Thank you very much.

1470
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:21,960
And Robbie.

1471
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,180
Very very kind of you there.

1472
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,720
No game audio.

1473
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,540
Says Keane.

1474
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:26,500
Okay.

1475
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,000
So.

1476
01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,540
What's going on with that Keane?

1477
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:28,820
I mean.

1478
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,480
It looks like the audio is coming through.

1479
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,880
Or did you write that?

1480
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:34,640
A minute ago.

1481
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,400
And now I've corrected the audio.

1482
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,860
Now I'm reading your comment.

1483
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,880
You can see the confusion.

1484
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:42,000
You can see the reluctance at times.

1485
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,740
To try and use the chat.

1486
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,160
To try.

1487
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,600
Kind of navigate my way through the stream.

1488
01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:48,180
But at the same time.

1489
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,060
In doing that.

1490
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,220
You cut yourself off from interaction.

1491
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:51,580
Which.

1492
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:52,860
In my mind.

1493
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:54,780
Is the heart and soul of the stream.

1494
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,800
It is the heart and soul of the stream.

1495
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,640
And as we can see now.

1496
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,160
The rest of the chat coming in.

1497
01:02:01,420 --> 01:02:01,860
Clutch.

1498
01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:03,460
With the news that you are correct.

1499
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:05,580
The audio is fine now.

1500
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:06,340
Move it.

1501
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,680
There's not much you can do about it.

1502
01:02:07,740 --> 01:02:08,100
Like you know.

1503
01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:08,820
You're just going to have to.

1504
01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,800
You're going to have to use your brain.

1505
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,780
Going to have to use my brain.

1506
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,120
Is right.

1507
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:15,580
But that's.

1508
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,500
Hard to do.

1509
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,360
And your brain.

1510
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,320
Has been.

1511
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:19,960
So.

1512
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:21,800
Badly battered.

1513
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,540
The last few days.

1514
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:23,560
The last few days.

1515
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,240
Of trying to achieve victory.

1516
01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:27,320
I've been going to sleep.

1517
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:28,660
And the dreams.

1518
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,440
Have been nothing but.

1519
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:32,640
War zone based dreams.

1520
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,320
Where I'm in constant battles.

1521
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,360
With other people.

1522
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,480
Reality meets the war zone.

1523
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,840
There seems to be a lot of just.

1524
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:41,820
Being in a.

1525
01:02:41,820 --> 01:02:42,740
In a gaff.

1526
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,420
And throwing grenades out of windows.

1527
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,700
Which is not something I've done in the game.

1528
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,560
But it's a.

1529
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:49,900
It's one of those reoccurring situations.

1530
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:50,240
In the.

1531
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,080
In my sleep.

1532
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,200
Your objective is simple.

1533
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,120
Eliminate all bounty targets.

1534
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,180
Now this riveter.

1535
01:02:58,340 --> 01:02:59,060
That I have fear.

1536
01:02:59,220 --> 01:02:59,980
In the possession.

1537
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:00,400
It's a.

1538
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,020
Or the KV broadside.

1539
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:02,340
I don't know.

1540
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,120
Looks like the riveter.

1541
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,500
But this is another one of those.

1542
01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:07,160
Fucking powder keg.

1543
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,020
Powder puff.

1544
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:08,940
Guns.

1545
01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:09,360
That just.

1546
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,740
Tap it and wrap it.

1547
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,440
Sort of a thing.

1548
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:18,880
We just gotta wait now.

1549
01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:19,300
There's a.

1550
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:20,860
There's a fight.

1551
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,700
A fire fight going on over here.

1552
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:23,680
Time.

1553
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,420
It's time for fireman Sam.

1554
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:26,220
To get involved.

1555
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,800
Fireman Ham.

1556
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,040
And that's our bounty.

1557
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:31,620
It's just being.

1558
01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:33,360
Dispatched by another man.

1559
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,620
What we will do.

1560
01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:35,280
Is try and.

1561
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,040
Try and prowl.

1562
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,880
Around that particular area.

1563
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:40,680
And.

1564
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,060
Hopefully get our man there.

1565
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:46,820
And the.

1566
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:47,760
The news there.

1567
01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:48,600
That came through.

1568
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,640
Regarding the monkey.

1569
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,860
Had been shot by a farmer.

1570
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,500
Hopefully that isn't the case.

1571
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,580
Because we are looking.

1572
01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:55,220
At.

1573
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:55,780
A fucking.

1574
01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:56,780
Tragic.

1575
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,520
Situation.

1576
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,120
If that.

1577
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:58,760
Has.

1578
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:00,300
Happened.

1579
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:00,600
Now.

1580
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,300
A lot of stuff here.

1581
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,240
Let's not get too confused.

1582
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,080
And too distracted.

1583
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,060
From the main event.

1584
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,880
Keep the ears open.

1585
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:17,620
What we want to do is just.

1586
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:18,820
Hit this.

1587
01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:21,040
Have a little look around.

1588
01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:23,020
And then landini it up.

1589
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,720
Can't really see anyone there.

1590
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:38,660
There we go.

1591
01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:43,760
Sweet applesauce.

1592
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:44,240
How are you?

1593
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,500
Are you ready for a showdown?

1594
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,260
Sweet applesauce.

1595
01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,760
Sweet apple juice.

1596
01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:54,520
Yeah man.

1597
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,220
Oh damn.

1598
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:01,180
There you go man.

1599
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:01,640
GG.

1600
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,500
At least you can head back and.

1601
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,380
Have some applesauce.

1602
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,340
All night long.

1603
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:06,740
With your.

1604
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:07,580
Rubbish.

1605
01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,680
Skeletor costume.

1606
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,980
That cost you some money.

1607
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,120
Or maybe your parents money.

1608
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:13,600
Who knows.

1609
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,860
But I'm not going to be buying that.

1610
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:18,080
I have got my own.

1611
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,600
Operator that was given to me.

1612
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,660
And I'm going to use.

1613
01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,160
That operator to the maximum.

1614
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,840
I want to do justice to that operator.

1615
01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:25,960
I want.

1616
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,340
To win.

1617
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,500
With that operator.

1618
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,380
Castle greyskull is after you.

1619
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,780
And we've got a.

1620
01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:36,020
A UAV.

1621
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,340
The fuck is this?

1622
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:41,680
Oh.

1623
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:42,600
Yeah.

1624
01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:43,140
We've got it.

1625
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,440
We've got enough money for a UAV.

1626
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,380
Let's have a little look here.

1627
01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:48,900
Get to that.

1628
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,340
Get to that.

1629
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,080
And then get to that.

1630
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:52,900
It's going to be.

1631
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,840
It's going to be a triple threat.

1632
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,780
The trek from the loadout.

1633
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:58,220
Up to the mountaintop.

1634
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,460
Could be a disaster.

1635
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:03,260
Could be a disaster.

1636
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:03,820
It could be.

1637
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,920
You need to keep your wits.

1638
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:05,900
About you.

1639
01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:07,040
But well done on.

1640
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,900
Activating the headset chat there.

1641
01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:09,540
Spooking.

1642
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,620
Skeletor out.

1643
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:11,860
Getting inside his brain.

1644
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:12,200
Because.

1645
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:13,760
Half the time.

1646
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:14,720
If you don't do that.

1647
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,360
They're actually going to get you.

1648
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,940
Because they're concentrating on the footsteps.

1649
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,500
Which by the way.

1650
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,500
Might be able to be.

1651
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,880
A vanquished scenario.

1652
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:22,240
If you.

1653
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,100
Can unlock.

1654
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:23,920
The.

1655
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:24,940
Lightfoot.

1656
01:06:25,060 --> 01:06:25,740
There's like a.

1657
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:26,880
A ninja pro.

1658
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,380
Perk.

1659
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,060
Which we saw the other day.

1660
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:29,840
Which you could unlock.

1661
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,040
That.

1662
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,120
That looks pretty sweet.

1663
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:31,520
Indeed.

1664
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,780
A sweet sweet piece of beef.

1665
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:35,500
If we can.

1666
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,640
Unlock that.

1667
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,400
That's really going to change the game.

1668
01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:41,420
As far as our creeping and sneaking is concerned.

1669
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:42,860
Um.

1670
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,300
But all I can say.

1671
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:45,060
What I will say is.

1672
01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:46,440
Let's just try and secure.

1673
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:46,880
Our.

1674
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:47,880
Sacred.

1675
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:48,540
Yeti.

1676
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,600
Custom class.

1677
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:50,220
Yeti 2.

1678
01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:50,940
Yeti harder.

1679
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:51,880
Not.

1680
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,560
A lot in the way of attachments.

1681
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:55,340
And additional perks on that.

1682
01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:55,980
But.

1683
01:06:56,340 --> 01:06:57,460
It will get ranked.

1684
01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:58,900
It'll rank us up fairly.

1685
01:06:59,100 --> 01:06:59,900
Fairly quickly.

1686
01:07:00,060 --> 01:07:01,060
Now what we've got here is.

1687
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:02,100
I'm.

1688
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,140
Maybe not.

1689
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:03,440
Maybe.

1690
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:04,660
Maybe I'll just keep.

1691
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:06,680
I'll keep our primary.

1692
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,660
And then I'll take that.

1693
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:10,640
Broadside.

1694
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:12,560
RL.

1695
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,240
Broadside.

1696
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,980
And we can hear bombs dropping.

1697
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,280
And all sorts of fucking.

1698
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,720
Popping and farting over there.

1699
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,580
What we need to do is.

1700
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,500
Really creep around the side here.

1701
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,460
Not get too fucking distracted by what's going on.

1702
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,180
Fairly sure.

1703
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,220
These outfits are about 20 euro a pop.

1704
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,360
And also think there's a new anime gun released.

1705
01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:37,000
Crazy bit of business they're doing there.

1706
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,400
Can you imagine the amount of fucking revenue.

1707
01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:41,560
They've got off of just.

1708
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,100
Who'd have thought that like.

1709
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:46,280
Well I suppose customizing.

1710
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:47,240
It's all about customizing.

1711
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,640
If you look at the way social media.

1712
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,660
Just gave everyone their own web page.

1713
01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:50,900
And it.

1714
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,440
And you become obsessed with it.

1715
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,080
And it's like.

1716
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:54,900
Customize.

1717
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,920
You customize it to your heart's content.

1718
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,500
Then it's not a big fucking leap of the imagination.

1719
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:02,300
That people are willing to shell out.

1720
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:03,400
Ash.

1721
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,080
And that's why Zuckerberg.

1722
01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:07,460
Is probably not to be underestimated.

1723
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,540
With all his bullshit.

1724
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,900
Regarding the metaverse.

1725
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,980
It's just a matter of time.

1726
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,740
And it could be a situation.

1727
01:08:13,740 --> 01:08:15,500
Where five or six years down the line.

1728
01:08:15,980 --> 01:08:17,380
He's back in bids again.

1729
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:18,920
After being laughed out the place.

1730
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,860
Initially on his metaverse.

1731
01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:23,780
Chat.

1732
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,180
Just a little bit of a wait here.

1733
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:27,720
For a moment.

1734
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,860
Just to make sure we're not getting fucking tracked.

1735
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,600
Because we have been talking a lot here.

1736
01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:32,900
So.

1737
01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:34,060
Footsteps.

1738
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,720
Not really heard at the moment.

1739
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:37,720
Liking the shotgun though.

1740
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,840
Ready for action.

1741
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:39,680
Ready to pounce.

1742
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,900
And I like this as well.

1743
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:43,300
It's nice.

1744
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,720
If it had a bigger clip.

1745
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,980
We're aiming towards getting a 60 round drum on that MTZ.

1746
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:51,380
Which.

1747
01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:54,540
I like to call the equalizer.

1748
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,200
Because it evens the odds.

1749
01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:58,700
That's nice.

1750
01:08:58,740 --> 01:08:59,740
That's a nice piece as well.

1751
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,000
But I like what we've got here.

1752
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,740
Gas is inbound.

1753
01:09:05,980 --> 01:09:07,040
Marking a new safe zone.

1754
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:07,100
Okay.

1755
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:08,520
Someone is in the air.

1756
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:09,740
Just over here.

1757
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,600
Let's see if we can.

1758
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:14,680
Take control of the situation.

1759
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:35,100
Happy New Year.

1760
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,800
Thank you very, very much for your tip.

1761
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,880
I'll get you in a moment.

1762
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,080
Oh.

1763
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:39,640
Being spotted.

1764
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:40,800
Oh.

1765
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:42,280
That was a great shot.

1766
01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:44,300
Hopefully he can't fly over and get me.

1767
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,700
Hopefully he can.

1768
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:46,800
But he's not on time.

1769
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:48,280
And I fucking broadside the gun.

1770
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:50,960
Got shitted up there.

1771
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:51,340
Bit of.

1772
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,140
He was dick shit.

1773
01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:57,020
I think he called.

1774
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,380
I think he called me a dick shit.

1775
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:00,120
Tab.

1776
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,260
He did call you a dick shit.

1777
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,000
That is correct.

1778
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:04,660
Happy New Year.

1779
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,000
Thanks very much for the tip.

1780
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,300
For all the thrilling streams you say.

1781
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,160
Thank you very much.

1782
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,360
I hope you're getting that well.

1783
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:17,840
He had a kind of a Christmas Santa Claus, Santy balls laugh about him.

1784
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,320
Even now in January it stuck with him.

1785
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:26,980
Come on.

1786
01:10:27,020 --> 01:10:28,040
It's not right.

1787
01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:28,900
It's not right.

1788
01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:30,080
I won't stand for it.

1789
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,820
And I'm definitely going to fucking do nothing about it.

1790
01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,660
Moon dust.

1791
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:38,180
You need to.

1792
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,720
You need to really just.

1793
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:40,240
Moon dust.

1794
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,260
Lock and load.

1795
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,140
Lock down.

1796
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,160
And really.

1797
01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:43,940
It's still a problem.

1798
01:10:44,660 --> 01:10:44,840
Yeah.

1799
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:45,580
That was a hack.

1800
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:45,840
Moon dust.

1801
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:46,980
That was definitely a hack.

1802
01:10:47,060 --> 01:10:47,440
Antonio.

1803
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,460
It's great to have people backing us up on that front as well.

1804
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:50,700
You know.

1805
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,160
Because if we said it all the time.

1806
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:53,300
It would sound like it was bollocks.

1807
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:53,520
But.

1808
01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:54,640
Moon dust.

1809
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,380
It's great that people are saying it as well.

1810
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:56,660
You know.

1811
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,840
And I want to say a big thank you to everybody.

1812
01:10:59,000 --> 01:10:59,620
the other day.

1813
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,160
Because we were.

1814
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,660
We were up against it for a long time.

1815
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,040
Weren't we?

1816
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,660
Well I was.

1817
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,040
Not you.

1818
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,760
I was the one in the fucking control seat.

1819
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:07,000
But.

1820
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,500
In retrospective.

1821
01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:13,140
In a retrospective thought I had there yesterday afternoon.

1822
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,580
I thought how decent and kind and nice it is.

1823
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,960
That even in the face of all adversity.

1824
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,680
And in the face of eating.

1825
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:23,120
Eating shite basically is what we were doing.

1826
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,680
For probably about 80% of our Warzone game.

1827
01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:28,740
We still had people.

1828
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,220
Putting messages of support.

1829
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,120
Into the chat.

1830
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,820
Into the ether.

1831
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:33,660
And what not.

1832
01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,880
There was still a belief there Tom.

1833
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,940
There was still a belief there.

1834
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,100
That was the main thing.

1835
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:39,780
And that was what.

1836
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,500
You can't put a price on that.

1837
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:42,520
And.

1838
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,080
It was very.

1839
01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:46,380
It's very touching really.

1840
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,780
To think that people are there.

1841
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,360
Going through.

1842
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:51,780
Some really horrible pain.

1843
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:52,900
Times with us.

1844
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:53,400
You know.

1845
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,740
And I'm sure that there's.

1846
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,000
A lot of post-traumatic stress disorder.

1847
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:59,040
Seeing these hyper violent.

1848
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:00,880
Imagined.

1849
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:01,560
Imagery.

1850
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,240
Situations.

1851
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,280
And go to bed at night.

1852
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,920
Hopefully you're not having the same nightmares.

1853
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:06,700
We're having.

1854
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:07,560
But.

1855
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:08,220
It's been.

1856
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,080
It's been very.

1857
01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:09,780
Very nice.

1858
01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:11,220
To have had that support as well.

1859
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:11,800
And we won't be.

1860
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:12,860
Wouldn't be able to do.

1861
01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:14,160
Or get those.

1862
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,400
High pressure.

1863
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,040
High intensity.

1864
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:16,840
Last circle.

1865
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:17,460
Last 15.

1866
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,040
Last 10.

1867
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:18,620
Top 5.

1868
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:19,140
Top 3.

1869
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,380
Maybe even seconds.

1870
01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:22,000
There was a second place.

1871
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,440
I believe.

1872
01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:23,800
Maybe a third.

1873
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,640
It just wouldn't be possible.

1874
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,720
Without the support.

1875
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:28,620
Moral support.

1876
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,520
It's true Tom.

1877
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,600
It's great to have you as well.

1878
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:33,820
Thanks very much there too.

1879
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,640
Happy New Year.

1880
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:35,760
For your kind,

1881
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,500
generous tips.

1882
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,560
Schlug for president.

1883
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,660
Says watching with Rory and Dave.

1884
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,380
The lizard.

1885
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,320
Inside.

1886
01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:43,380
In work right now.

1887
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,440
Don't tell the manager.

1888
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,580
Few lads.

1889
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,220
The head of Tommy Schlugging today.

1890
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:48,960
Han the boys.

1891
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,620
And justice for Skeletor.

1892
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:51,520
Thank you very much.

1893
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,020
For your kind,

1894
01:12:52,060 --> 01:12:52,820
hard and generous tip.

1895
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:53,380
Hot loads.

1896
01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:55,280
Very kind of you there.

1897
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:55,820
Come here.

1898
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:56,340
Go away.

1899
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:56,860
Good luck.

1900
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,280
Wicklow monkey.

1901
01:12:58,460 --> 01:12:59,420
Come on to fuck.

1902
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:00,700
And that is the mantra.

1903
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,660
That we're rocking with.

1904
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,540
Going into this situation.

1905
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,280
Can we put anything new on these.

1906
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,160
Fucking guns here.

1907
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:07,520
Let's.

1908
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,300
We got time.

1909
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:10,540
No.

1910
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:11,500
I've selected the loadout.

1911
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,180
We haven't got time.

1912
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:12,740
That's great.

1913
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:15,480
I was hoping we could have.

1914
01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:17,220
Maybe attached a scope.

1915
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,680
Or even a stock.

1916
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,960
Or even a brand new 50 round drum.

1917
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:21,840
But it's not going to happen.

1918
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:23,500
Not at this time.

1919
01:13:23,740 --> 01:13:25,040
Not at this pace.

1920
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,040
Operation Blazing Torch.

1921
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:27,340
Tom.

1922
01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:31,460
Thank you very much there.

1923
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:32,820
For handing over the mic.

1924
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,680
And Lylas Francis has two hands.

1925
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,520
And the dementia doesn't progress too much.

1926
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:37,560
I have faith.

1927
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:38,060
He says.

1928
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,700
There is definitely.

1929
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,260
Possibly.

1930
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,900
Some sort of.

1931
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:45,720
Not dementia.

1932
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:46,840
But there is definitely.

1933
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,040
An erosion.

1934
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:48,660
Of.

1935
01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:49,940
Previously.

1936
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:50,860
And otherwise.

1937
01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:52,000
Nimble mind.

1938
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:52,860
And whether or not.

1939
01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:53,740
That's to do with.

1940
01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:54,740
An excessive.

1941
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:55,420
Amount.

1942
01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,300
Of time.

1943
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:57,800
Spent in front of a fucking screen.

1944
01:13:57,940 --> 01:13:58,980
Trying to kill other.

1945
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:00,360
Fictional people.

1946
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,440
Inside a virtual reality zone.

1947
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:03,320
Or.

1948
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,100
It's just the aging process.

1949
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,180
Or.

1950
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,320
Too much drink.

1951
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:09,920
We don't know.

1952
01:14:10,020 --> 01:14:10,880
But what we do know.

1953
01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:12,320
And what we can say is that.

1954
01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:13,520
It's exactly.

1955
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,280
2.15 in the afternoon.

1956
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,720
We have 0% packet loss.

1957
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,540
The latency is

1958
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:21,780
44. And here's the latest.

1959
01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:23,140
We're going dropping into the

1960
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:24,060
war zone.

1961
01:14:25,540 --> 01:14:27,640
And I've got a green t-shirt on which

1962
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,060
is not working out well

1963
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:30,140
for

1964
01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:33,400
the green screen camera there.

1965
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,680
Lewis Hayes

1966
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:38,520
is after you.

1967
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,820
Asks whether or not I can watch

1968
01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:43,920
past streams. You can indeed, Lewis

1969
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,900
Hayes. What you gotta do is

1970
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,680
go down to the description

1971
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,160
and there's a link there.

1972
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,960
And also you could just go into the main

1973
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,680
page of this particular channel.

1974
01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:55,920
Select playlists.

1975
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,780
And it's all there.

1976
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,900
An absolute veritable feast

1977
01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:02,160
of some of the best gameplay

1978
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,600
ever committed to stream.

1979
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:04,820
That sadly has gone

1980
01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:08,000
by some stretch of the

1981
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,900
imagination. It's gone unnoticed by a lot of the

1982
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,620
gameplay community out there.

1983
01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,840
But, uh, look. We were doing

1984
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,940
well a couple of years ago.

1985
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,580
We had lads from America calling up saying

1986
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:18,820
can you join our clan.

1987
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,000
I said I could.

1988
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:23,460
It didn't actually happen because when I

1989
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,160
called them back there was no answer.

1990
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,460
So I'm not sure whether or not that was a

1991
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:29,540
piss take that they were trying to get us to admit to

1992
01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:30,000
on stream.

1993
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,080
But it didn't work out because I didn't

1994
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:32,600
admit it.

1995
01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:35,640
I just, uh, quietly kept that

1996
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:36,380
one to myself.

1997
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,600
And now we've 50 in the clip

1998
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,100
and a Barrett 50 cal.

1999
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,540
It's not a Barrett, but it'll do the

2000
01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:42,980
fucking job that a Barrett will do.

2001
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:46,020
And this is what we've got here.

2002
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:46,240
Look.

2003
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:48,200
That's one in the chamber.

2004
01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,140
And that's one looking out for you.

2005
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,840
And that's not gonna hit you.

2006
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:52,680
But this one.

2007
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:57,500
Where'd he go?

2008
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:03,540
Crack-a-toa.

2009
01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,660
He is well and truly cracked,

2010
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,500
but not, he's still alive.

2011
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:08,280
Not forgotten.

2012
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,180
A big, big shout out and thank you there

2013
01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,300
to Vinegar Stroke 69.

2014
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,960
There he said, may the luck of the Vinegar Stroke

2015
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,620
be with you.

2016
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,380
Let's get the W.

2017
01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,860
And I'm not sure if you mean win by W

2018
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,220
or wank, considering your name.

2019
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:26,720
But thanks very much, Vinegar Stroke.

2020
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,200
We've got a Vinegar Stroker in here.

2021
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:29,640
Let's see if we can

2022
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,500
stoke up the flames of Vinegar.

2023
01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:44,940
Hello.

2024
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:48,840
Wanna play games?

2025
01:16:48,840 --> 01:17:02,280
Turn out he does want to play games,

2026
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:03,680
which is unfortunate for us.

2027
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:10,120
And now we've got some experimental gas.

2028
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,640
I wonder, is he still upstairs?

2029
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,440
Oh, you got experimented on, man.

2030
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,780
But there was no gas involved.

2031
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:30,620
It was an experimental slot world scenario.

2032
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,480
Thomas.

2033
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:32,520
Thomas.

2034
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,720
Pure experimental vibe, Stuart.

2035
01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:40,140
It was a very heavy accusation of bullet leveled at your man's cow.

2036
01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:43,820
And whether or not he's going to come back from that remains to be seen.

2037
01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:45,460
Probably drop back from the Gulag.

2038
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,020
Maybe even stay here.

2039
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:47,720
Maybe.

2040
01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:49,120
Just maybe.

2041
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,000
Put a fucking slab of C4.

2042
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,180
Very close to the wall here.

2043
01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:58,140
Maybe right there.

2044
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:00,840
And maybe one of those.

2045
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,760
That's what we like to see.

2046
01:18:03,820 --> 01:18:09,240
It's going to be a real explosive welcome for anyone who dares to come and have a look.

2047
01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:10,900
Great stuff.

2048
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,140
Guys.

2049
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,200
Loadout drop headed your way.

2050
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,980
Oh, he came back.

2051
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,460
He came back and he won.

2052
01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:24,780
That was a real, um...

2053
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:29,180
Arnold Schwarzenegger, uh...

2054
01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:29,780
Fuck you.

2055
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,700
Fuck you.

2056
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,620
McGax, thank you very much.

2057
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:35,240
His name was Danzig as well.

2058
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:37,800
Thorne's works.

2059
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:38,740
Thank you very much.

2060
01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,240
I hope you're getting on well.

2061
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:44,080
And, uh, McGax, you see, FaZe Clan is after you.

2062
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:44,980
That's great news.

2063
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,020
Fuck you.

2064
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:51,740
So, he came back from the fucking gulag to do that.

2065
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,540
Fair play to him.

2066
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:55,860
He did exactly...

2067
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:57,700
Exactly what I predicted he would do.

2068
01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:59,060
And I still got fucked up.

2069
01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,060
What?

2070
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,660
All angles.

2071
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:08,860
All angles.

2072
01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:11,140
Muttman Prophecies.

2073
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,780
Thank you very much for your tip there.

2074
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,400
Hope you're keeping well.

2075
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,680
Tommy concerned about the unsealing of the full Epstein log.

2076
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:23,940
Heard there was a lad bussing some VIPs around on little St. James for a bit.

2077
01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,700
Tom, sounds ominous.

2078
01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:35,420
Disgust and stuff to try and be insinuating that I was in any way, shape or form operating buses out on that island.

2079
01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:37,560
I wasn't.

2080
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:38,680
Not buses, plural.

2081
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,800
It was a minibus.

2082
01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:42,360
But I didn't know what was going on or why.

2083
01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:48,000
But I did ask questions when Bill Clinton got onto the bus.

2084
01:19:48,380 --> 01:19:51,580
And I said, aren't you the fucking fellow who used to run the world?

2085
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,580
And he said, I am.

2086
01:19:55,020 --> 01:19:55,620
Who's Ashkin?

2087
01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:57,400
I said, how are you getting on?

2088
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:58,180
My name is Thomas.

2089
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:09,920
I'm doing a bit of fucking work out here for an unknown party who said they're going to lace my paw with nothing short of a lovely fat stack of dollars.

2090
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:13,200
And he said, well, here's another hundred for you.

2091
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:18,320
If I can keep, if you can keep this quiet, there's another hundred at the end of the week.

2092
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,580
I said, I've only been hired for two days.

2093
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,660
He said, well, that's a shame because I'm going to be here for a week.

2094
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,060
I said, OK, what?

2095
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:26,160
Do you know what's going on here?

2096
01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:27,840
Because I haven't been told any information.

2097
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:32,220
He said, don't ask questions and everything will be fine.

2098
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:33,820
I said, fair play to you.

2099
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:34,600
And well done.

2100
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:35,800
I'm running the country that time.

2101
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:37,080
It was a shame you got impeached.

2102
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:38,540
He said, it doesn't matter.

2103
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,260
I didn't get the sack.

2104
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,420
I said, you did get the fucking sack.

2105
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:43,900
You didn't get reelected.

2106
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,000
He said, how could I get reelected a second time?

2107
01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:46,940
It's not possible.

2108
01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:48,180
A third time, I beg your pardon.

2109
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,840
He said, look, the reality is out there.

2110
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,120
You just have to make it yourself.

2111
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,900
And he told me, look, I need to go now.

2112
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,280
Chat time over.

2113
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:58,900
I'm off.

2114
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:00,780
And with that, he ran away.

2115
01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:08,320
And he was only wearing, he was wearing shoes, socks, a pair of fucking underpants and a shirt.

2116
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:10,240
And he ran away.

2117
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,420
It's a crazy bit of business.

2118
01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:18,880
Almost as if he didn't want to be a part or seen or something like that.

2119
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:25,560
But what remains to be seen, Tom, is whether or not you're going to be named in any sort of files.

2120
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,300
I hope that's not the case because you don't want to.

2121
01:21:28,380 --> 01:21:31,980
That's not the kind of group you want to be associated with.

2122
01:21:33,340 --> 01:21:34,940
Look, I didn't know what was going on.

2123
01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:36,780
I just answered the ads in the dealer.

2124
01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,580
Which I thought was bizarre anyway.

2125
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:46,340
You know, that somebody out in the Caribbean wanted to hire someone from the complete other side of the world.

2126
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,660
But look, it was done and it was done and it was dusted.

2127
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,360
And it was, look, it was a great bus.

2128
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,180
It was a lovely Sotero.

2129
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:56,380
Completely electric.

2130
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:04,080
All I saw was just the rich and famous people.

2131
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:12,960
I was busing from the helipad to a kind of a, what I thought at the time looked like an obelisk.

2132
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,600
Some kind of worshipping obelisk.

2133
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,940
And I said to Bill Gates, actually, who got onto the bus after Clinton.

2134
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,060
I dropped Clinton off.

2135
01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,520
Straight back down to the helipad.

2136
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:28,900
And I picked up none other than Bill Gates, Adam Sandler.

2137
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,840
Who else was involved?

2138
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,260
Fucking, I can't remember.

2139
01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:39,700
I was shocked and appalled, to be honest, the amount of people that was there.

2140
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:43,920
But George Bush, President Abraham Lincoln.

2141
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:45,340
All the old presidents.

2142
01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:47,440
One of them that was reanimated came back.

2143
01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:50,080
Werner Herzog.

2144
01:22:51,260 --> 01:22:55,280
Who I said, you've got a great voice for the documentaries as well as a great eye for them.

2145
01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:57,440
And he said, just don't.

2146
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,260
He said, sound.

2147
01:22:58,580 --> 01:23:00,560
Here's a DVD of some of my work.

2148
01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:02,760
Don't tell anybody I was here.

2149
01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:04,420
No problem, I said.

2150
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,500
On steps fucking Tupac.

2151
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,360
I said, I thought you were a hologram.

2152
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:13,600
He said, that's just what we want you to believe.

2153
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,900
I also said, I didn't think you were into this island crack.

2154
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:18,880
He said, there's no crack I'm not into.

2155
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,420
We left it at that.

2156
01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:24,860
Then, another crazy situation.

2157
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:30,960
I mean, it can't get any more crazier than the real Tupac, who's not a hologram.

2158
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:31,660
Bill Clinton.

2159
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,320
Abraham Lincoln, for God's sake, Tom.

2160
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:35,940
You're pulling the leg now.

2161
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:37,600
I'm not.

2162
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:41,280
None other than Charlie Hefferdin.

2163
01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:44,080
The bloody missing monkey who's gone missing from Wicklow.

2164
01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:46,440
He was on Epstein's island as well.

2165
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:51,380
And a reporter made believe, and he told me not to tell anyone, but the chicken's out the coop.

2166
01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:53,820
The word is on the street.

2167
01:23:54,320 --> 01:24:02,080
And now I believe that with the imminent opening of the Epstein files, Charlie the monkey from Wicklow was about to be fucking stung.

2168
01:24:03,220 --> 01:24:06,100
And he decided to get, he's made a borscht for it.

2169
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:07,980
And now he's out there in the wild.

2170
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,960
And it all tallies up because you've seen the articles.

2171
01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:16,080
They're all remarking about his, let's just say, sexual prowess.

2172
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,780
And when I saw him at the time, he was in flagrante.

2173
01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:20,800
Well and truly.

2174
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,220
Looking to tear up the island he was.

2175
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:24,960
That's what he said.

2176
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:26,640
Crazy.

2177
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,120
And he can talk, can he?

2178
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:29,540
Oh, he can talk.

2179
01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,100
Oh, he can talk.

2180
01:24:31,180 --> 01:24:31,380
All right.

2181
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,820
He was chatting away there.

2182
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:35,500
He was chatting everybody on the bus and everything.

2183
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:41,720
He was sharing fucking Snapchats with Donald Trump and the whole shebang.

2184
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:42,640
It's a crazy bit of business.

2185
01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:47,380
Almost unbelievable in a mad way.

2186
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:51,700
But it's not something I'm going to fucking disprove.

2187
01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:56,320
I'm not going to try and disparage your reputation by saying you are lying.

2188
01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:58,280
What I will say is thanks very much.

2189
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,800
Thorns works for your tip there.

2190
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:00,720
Thanks for the warzone.

2191
01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:03,960
You say, but then the drink got to incredible gameplay.

2192
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,060
But then the drink got to him.

2193
01:25:05,140 --> 01:25:07,760
He said, McGaxx, thanks very much for the tip.

2194
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,060
Muttman prophecies.

2195
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:09,640
Thank you very much.

2196
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:10,740
Hope you're keeping well, Francis.

2197
01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,020
Is Tommy concerned?

2198
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:14,280
Oh yeah, I answered the question.

2199
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,140
So you are concerned about the Epstein lag.

2200
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:20,220
I am and I haven't.

2201
01:25:20,340 --> 01:25:24,440
Because I was in no way, shape or form involved in any of his enterprises.

2202
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,840
I was just a contractor who had to do bus work for a third party company.

2203
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:31,780
And who was the company?

2204
01:25:34,260 --> 01:25:34,780
Schlagarin.

2205
01:25:34,780 --> 01:25:34,780
Schlagarin.

2206
01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:40,740
So that's your company, Tom?

2207
01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:45,420
It is, but it's limited liability.

2208
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,580
It's nothing to do with me if I was on that island.

2209
01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:51,000
Well, look.

2210
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:51,600
There's...

2211
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,760
There's...

2212
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,600
I mean...

2213
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,600
This wouldn't be the first time that you've been...

2214
01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,680
Caught working for the wrong boys, so to speak.

2215
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,080
Look.

2216
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,460
A mercenary is a mercenary.

2217
01:26:06,820 --> 01:26:07,780
Bills to be paid.

2218
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,980
Food needs to be put on the table.

2219
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,900
Somebody's got a bus they need driving.

2220
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:15,460
I'm going to drive that.

2221
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,440
But I'm definitely not going to be doing it as a sole trader.

2222
01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:21,120
It's going to be on someone...

2223
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,720
It's going to be on another company's books.

2224
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,340
Nothing to do with me.

2225
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,060
We'll talk to you later.

2226
01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:25,780
It's still a problem.

2227
01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:26,940
Don't...

2228
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,080
You're not going to leave us now, are you?

2229
01:26:28,860 --> 01:26:29,300
Oh no.

2230
01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:31,160
I'm not going to leave.

2231
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,240
I'll be here forever.

2232
01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:35,720
Great stuff.

2233
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:39,280
This is worse than the Al-Qaeda situation, says John Murphy.

2234
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,320
This is...

2235
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,480
Tommy could be on the ropes here, says Centurion.

2236
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:44,860
Look, this is news to us.

2237
01:26:44,860 --> 01:26:47,860
And I'd like to distance myself from any of that sort of fucking...

2238
01:26:47,860 --> 01:26:51,860
That murky world of that absolute evil...

2239
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,860
...man...

2240
01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:58,060
...who sadly...

2241
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,840
...got fucking Clinton'd.

2242
01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:04,300
Got Abraham Clinton'd there before he was due to...

2243
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,380
...due to stand trial.

2244
01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:10,260
And hopefully there's going to be none of that sort of stuff happening to you, Tom.

2245
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,640
I've lads on the lookout around me all I can on.

2246
01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:20,100
Obviously, my biggest worry was that when Biden was over...

2247
01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:22,840
...that Himalaya Joe himself...

2248
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,640
...was going to have...

2249
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:29,300
...his CIA and his spec ops guys fucking try and get a hold of me.

2250
01:27:29,380 --> 01:27:29,640
But...

2251
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:31,620
...it didn't happen.

2252
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:32,500
Didn't work out for him.

2253
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:36,080
I kept the feelers out there and made sure that nothing like that was going to go down.

2254
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:46,180
Can Tom confirm if it was a Mossad honeypot job, asks C.G. Chambers.

2255
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:47,740
C.G. Chamberson.

2256
01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:55,680
I can't really know fully whether or not...

2257
01:27:56,460 --> 01:27:57,920
...the whole Epstein...

2258
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,420
...tobacle...

2259
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:00,260
...was...

2260
01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:01,460
...some kind of operation...

2261
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:04,460
...by those...

2262
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:07,520
...intelligence groups.

2263
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:09,460
All I can say is that...

2264
01:28:10,340 --> 01:28:12,780
...it doesn't look good for the people that are involved in it.

2265
01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:14,340
And I'm glad that I wasn't involved.

2266
01:28:15,180 --> 01:28:16,360
You know, there were people...

2267
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,440
...it wasn't just me that was doing jobs.

2268
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,460
You know, there were people like cleaning and doing hoovering...

2269
01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:22,100
...and cutting the grass.

2270
01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:23,740
Like, they had no idea of what was going on.

2271
01:28:23,740 --> 01:28:24,860
Moondust is still a problem.

2272
01:28:26,540 --> 01:28:26,840
Moondust...

2273
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,360
Let's get back into the fold...

2274
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:31,240
...the manifold here of...

2275
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,080
...of this...

2276
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,000
...Warzone...

2277
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:34,740
...loadout...

2278
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:36,420
...situation.

2279
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:37,740
It's been a particularly...

2280
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,740
...unfortunate sequence of games so far...

2281
01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:44,740
...which haven't yielded much in the way of...

2282
01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:46,740
...beautiful...

2283
01:28:46,740 --> 01:28:47,620
...death.

2284
01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:51,680
...but there have been a couple of funny interactions...

2285
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:53,500
...on the chat.

2286
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:55,420
Chategorically speaking, it's been good.

2287
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:56,580
Let's have a little look here.

2288
01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:59,040
There's a guy down in the shed downstairs over there.

2289
01:28:59,140 --> 01:28:59,660
I've seen him.

2290
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,380
He knows that I'm flying around the place.

2291
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:02,100
Floating around.

2292
01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:03,900
Just gonna make sure I pick up...

2293
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:04,760
...decent weapon here.

2294
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:08,680
And now it's time to maybe get on top of a fucking building...

2295
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,920
...and level accusations of...

2296
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,960
...high velocity round...

2297
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:12,580
...at this...

2298
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:13,760
...aigit here.

2299
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,680
He's coming for me.

2300
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:22,780
...requesting ordnance.

2301
01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:24,000
Position marked.

2302
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:25,280
Copy your mark.

2303
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,480
Worth a strike inbound.

2304
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,160
No effect on target.

2305
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:53,920
Just don't know where this guy has gone.

2306
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:54,780
Don't know where he is.

2307
01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:56,320
Oh, he's over there.

2308
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:56,640
Right.

2309
01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:57,240
We see.

2310
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,040
We see ya.

2311
01:29:58,520 --> 01:29:59,360
We see ya.

2312
01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:00,880
Doing your running.

2313
01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,700
Probably trying to get away.

2314
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:06,240
But we'll wait.

2315
01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:07,780
Because we're patient like that.

2316
01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:22,960
Great stuff.

2317
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:23,660
He's engaged.

2318
01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:35,920
Cunts are engaged.

2319
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:49,020
Hey!

2320
01:30:50,020 --> 01:30:51,420
Well and truly.

2321
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,280
A lovely slice of bacon...

2322
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,480
...on that sandwich.

2323
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,680
We've managed to...

2324
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,660
...get ourselves a striker there...

2325
01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,720
...with a lovely 50-60 clip in it.

2326
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,820
And then we're gonna keep this gun...

2327
01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:06,600
...because it's nasty.

2328
01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:07,640
Someone's...

2329
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:08,060
...someone's...

2330
01:31:08,060 --> 01:31:08,760
...someone's dropping in.

2331
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:09,440
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2332
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:10,120
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2333
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:10,520
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2334
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:11,160
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2335
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:11,620
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2336
01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:12,320
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2337
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,120
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2338
01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:13,620
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2339
01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:14,120
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2340
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:19,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2341
01:31:19,420 --> 01:31:20,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2342
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:20,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2343
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:21,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2344
01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:22,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2345
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:23,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2346
01:31:23,420 --> 01:31:24,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2347
01:31:24,420 --> 01:31:25,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2348
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2349
01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:27,420
...and then we're gonna keep this gun...

2350
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:29,720
...down by the polytunnels...

2351
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:31,720
...that's where he likes to play...

2352
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:32,720
...I'm gonna lure him into my trap...

2353
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:35,720
...that I slid down here...

2354
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:37,720
...sanded sled...

2355
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,720
...and then...

2356
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:41,720
...an absolutely gorgeous...

2357
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,720
...suppression mine there...

2358
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:44,720
...downstairs...

2359
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,720
...maybe close that door...

2360
01:31:45,720 --> 01:32:12,020
...how are you alive?

2361
01:32:12,020 --> 01:32:13,020
How are you alive?

2362
01:32:13,020 --> 01:32:14,020
How are you alive?

2363
01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:15,020
How are you alive?

2364
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:18,520
Well done, Lewis!

2365
01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:19,520
Well done, Lewis!

2366
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:20,520
See you...

2367
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:22,520
See you next year, Lewis!

2368
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,520
Maybe not even next year!

2369
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,520
Gas is closing in!

2370
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:27,520
Relocating the safe zone!

2371
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:40,020
Lewis got absolutely done in the...

2372
01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,520
...absolutely Hamiltoned!

2373
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,320
It really was Hamilton the musical...

2374
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:45,820
...featuring Lewis...

2375
01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:46,820
...lewis Hamilton!

2376
01:32:47,820 --> 01:32:48,820
Great stuff!

2377
01:32:49,820 --> 01:32:51,820
Well, at least I'm laughing anyway!

2378
01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:55,320
I am laughing as well, Tom!

2379
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,320
With everything they say, I believe...

2380
01:32:56,320 --> 01:33:01,320
...that you are great at making me laugh there!

2381
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:05,320
Now we've got a situation that's just beginning to develop...

2382
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:06,320
...over here at the loadout!

2383
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:08,320
But I tell you what I'm interested in doing!

2384
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:09,820
...and that's...

2385
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:12,820
...and that's staying on top of this thing here!

2386
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:13,820
If I can get...

2387
01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:14,820
...nah, fuck that up!

2388
01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:15,320
...and...

2389
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:16,320
...and...

2390
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:17,320
...and...

2391
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:19,320
...killing the loadout...

2392
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:20,320
...when someone gets down there!

2393
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,320
I can see someone landing in just as we speak!

2394
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:28,180
You're losing ground, move it!

2395
01:33:28,180 --> 01:33:35,120
Someone's just after landing down maybe in the middle distance maybe.

2396
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:40,720
This is a dangerous area here, this is definitely not business as usual.

2397
01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:59,260
GFK job!

2398
01:33:59,260 --> 01:34:10,640
Can't see anything as of yet. There's nothing too suspect which gives us a fully fledged

2399
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:23,640
clear pathway in order to go and retrieve loadout at pace. And again we're gonna end up with a couple of weapons that aren't particularly strong.

2400
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:37,640
But we're ranking them up. I must remember to go into the... to go into our weapons armory cache in betwixt the game and throw on a couple of nice attachments to this. We should have something at least.

2401
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,640
Got for this in the last while.

2402
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:50,640
You have nearly 6000 in the... in the tank that could really bode well for you.

2403
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:59,640
At a nearby buying station if you can find something. A car would be great. Some action down there possibly if you're feeling it. Are you feeling it?

2404
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:03,640
I'm feeling it, Tam. Let's go in. Riveter mode.

2405
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:30,640
Oh what? I'm shit! Sorry about that. And that was the man... I think that was the fella who got me the last time as well. I'm so fucking shit sometimes and it breaks my heart. And then there's other times I'm really fucking class. It just doesn't seem to be the latter at the moment and more of the former, Tam.

2406
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:41,640
The former, Tam. The former, Tam. Yeah. Look, you were fucking rubbish. You need to make sure you've got the shot on before you start firing. Before you step out.

2407
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:53,640
You missed me!

2408
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:54,640
Missed me!

2409
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:55,640
You missed me!

2410
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:56,640
You...

2411
01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:12,640
You see what I mean, right? He had a petrol bomb on him, yet he still managed to fucking nearly kill me. It's just... something not right at all, you know? And then the other day when I managed to reach the apex of my playing skill...

2412
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:35,640
...which is to say two games in a row where I was absolutely tearing up the fucking map. Just steamrolling lads. It just felt like I was butter. I was so smooth. Everything was just working out for me. And then other days you get on and you're like, "What the fuck is going on?" You know? Where did... How did this happen and when did it happen?

2413
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:57,820
It's the age-old situation scenario. Now, look at this cargo dropping a car over there. You've already got enough for radar. Could be dangerous actually on top of that hilltop. But the longer you're in the air, the more likely it is you're gonna get sniped so make a decision.

2414
01:37:02,340 --> 01:37:25,540
I think I'm just gonna stay in this fucking thing here. We've got a lock, got a shotgun and an MP5. Not what I want. I think the striker is the MP5, I'm not sure.

2415
01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:33,840
What?

2416
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,940
The enemy took that one, but we'll get him back.

2417
01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:45,620
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I really don't know what I'm doing wrong, Tom.

2418
01:37:45,620 --> 01:37:59,140
He just... I don't know. He heard you. You did the drop. That was nice you did the drop. But when you do the drop, he's gonna hear you doing the drop. You should have had the shotgun out.

2419
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:02,840
Do you know? He heard you drop. You need the sneakers.

2420
01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:09,220
Moondust. It's a crazy bit of business. Get back to the, the, uh...

2421
01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:17,060
Your weapons cache there and start souping up the weapons that you've got. Because if you get them and you've, you've, you've got a fucking shite loadout, it's a waste of time.

2422
01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:21,780
Moondust. It's a waste of time. Whether or not you're able to even update that loadout that you have.

2423
01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:23,540
Moondust.

2424
01:38:24,260 --> 01:38:29,140
Yeti harder. Now, gunsmith that. Anything to be put on it at all. Nothing.

2425
01:38:29,140 --> 01:38:29,920
Moondust is still a problem.

2426
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:32,560
And nothing on that riveter either.

2427
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:34,920
Moondust.

2428
01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:36,180
Real grip.

2429
01:38:37,140 --> 01:38:37,780
Moondust.

2430
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:39,220
That's gonna change the game.

2431
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:40,640
Moondust.

2432
01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:48,300
Good news. I think we're about to change the game here because something has just cropped up.

2433
01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:53,620
I'm not going to put, I'm not going to hype it up too much, but we've got a brand new grip on the riveter.

2434
01:38:56,820 --> 01:39:07,020
And I think that's gonna be the difference between what we just witnessed and an absolutely, ball-bustingly, swashbuckling affair.

2435
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,660
Total game changer.

2436
01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:12,240
If I do say so myself.

2437
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:18,740
Let's have a little check-in with Spycraft there.

2438
01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:22,760
Our beautiful 1996 game.

2439
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:27,820
CIA-based adult visual novel.

2440
01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:31,460
Not in that way. Not in a fucking XXX kind of way.

2441
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,760
But more of a kind of adult themes.

2442
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:38,400
Death, assassinations, and well-scripted, acted cutscenes.

2443
01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:40,780
I might want to skip on here.

2444
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:43,500
To a cutscene if we can get it.

2445
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:50,260
What is this now?

2446
01:39:50,260 --> 01:39:51,140
Moon dust.

2447
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:54,720
Moon dust is still a problem.

2448
01:39:56,180 --> 01:39:56,860
Moon dust.

2449
01:39:59,240 --> 01:39:59,720
Moon dust.

2450
01:40:02,020 --> 01:40:02,580
Moon dust.

2451
01:40:04,740 --> 01:40:08,660
He did the job you never get commendations for, if you catch my meaning.

2452
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,740
Harmonica's one of the few who could have made that hit on Jeffreys.

2453
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:13,920
You better watch your class.

2454
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,140
Jeffreys is after you.

2455
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,700
Hey, Thorne.

2456
01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:20,400
I'm on my way out.

2457
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:22,420
Need to brush up on my skills at the farm.

2458
01:40:22,860 --> 01:40:25,320
But I just wanted to say, excellent job on the cat.

2459
01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:28,540
I zap the Harmonica stuff to Parker, Asai, and Lang.

2460
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:29,180
Wow.

2461
01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,040
I don't want to keep them busy.

2462
01:40:30,580 --> 01:40:31,800
Unless you find him first.

2463
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,200
Of course, there's something else on your docket.

2464
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:37,960
Max Foster, who runs our Moscow station, just called me.

2465
01:40:38,420 --> 01:40:41,040
More exposition here.

2466
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:42,560
The assassination scene was what?

2467
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:45,640
They can't even find the bullet that killed Dubanski.

2468
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:46,840
Dubanski?

2469
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,600
Many Harmonica used a stealth projectile.

2470
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:50,080
One that doesn't leave a trace.

2471
01:40:51,020 --> 01:40:53,520
Also, not one witness reported hearing a shot.

2472
01:40:54,220 --> 01:40:56,280
Even people in Dealey Plaza heard shots.

2473
01:40:57,360 --> 01:40:59,580
Warhurst had me open a compartment called Pinpoint.

2474
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:01,920
It's all about stealth projectiles.

2475
01:41:02,180 --> 01:41:03,700
And it's on the workstation in your office.

2476
01:41:04,060 --> 01:41:07,360
Use the IA to figure out what kind of bullet was involved.

2477
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:09,900
Then we'll know which weapon Harmonica used.

2478
01:41:11,060 --> 01:41:11,500
Harmonica.

2479
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:12,980
That's the assassin.

2480
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,100
It's a pretty in-depth game.

2481
01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:17,360
We're really getting into the nuts and bolts of this now.

2482
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,060
I'm glad I don't have to play it.

2483
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:19,820
I just have the...

2484
01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:23,820
I just have the luxury of...

2485
01:41:23,820 --> 01:41:24,980
Clearance confirmed.

2486
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:26,540
Of watching it through.

2487
01:41:26,540 --> 01:41:28,960
Pinpoint accessed by Case Officer Thorne.

2488
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:34,600
And there, look.

2489
01:41:34,660 --> 01:41:35,700
We've got a shotgun shell.

2490
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,280
That's what we're dealing with in the Riveter.

2491
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,360
And you can see what it's...

2492
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:41,620
It's got a primer, the casing, the powder.

2493
01:41:42,340 --> 01:41:43,840
Number four is the wad.

2494
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:47,900
And then you've got your shot behind the wad.

2495
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:52,040
And six is the shell itself as well.

2496
01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:53,320
Didn't know that.

2497
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:55,440
So science and technology, it's...

2498
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:58,480
It was a game that had a lot of depth to it.

2499
01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:00,060
And you could go into all these other...

2500
01:42:00,060 --> 01:42:01,020
You could see it was a...

2501
01:42:01,020 --> 01:42:05,320
It was prefacing the internet in the way that it had multiple avenues.

2502
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:07,320
You could go down like a Wikipedia-esque...

2503
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:09,320
Labyrinth of information.

2504
01:42:10,020 --> 01:42:11,420
Except it wasn't a labyrinth.

2505
01:42:11,480 --> 01:42:12,320
It was more of a fucking...

2506
01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,840
Kind of a mini maze escape room.

2507
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,320
Because there's no way you'd be able to get all the information that you have...

2508
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:23,100
That you have on Wikipedia.

2509
01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:26,100
Now, let's get back to this.

2510
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:40,660
I think if we just strip it down here and go back to bare bones minimum...

2511
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,660
We stop trying...

2512
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:47,840
To do the hard stuff.

2513
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:50,620
And we just...

2514
01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:51,760
We do the simple stuff.

2515
01:42:51,940 --> 01:42:53,440
And we do it well.

2516
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:54,040
Do you know?

2517
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:58,580
That's what I've been saying to you all along.

2518
01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,180
You know, I think there's been a little bit too much...

2519
01:43:01,100 --> 01:43:01,720
Cockiness.

2520
01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:03,900
Too much cocksure sort of...

2521
01:43:03,900 --> 01:43:05,540
Attitude going in.

2522
01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:07,560
Bit of an attitude problem, really.

2523
01:43:08,260 --> 01:43:10,480
Right now, you need to lose the attitude.

2524
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:12,180
And really...

2525
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:14,500
Start to approach it with...

2526
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:15,400
A level head.

2527
01:43:17,740 --> 01:43:19,120
And a kind mind.

2528
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,200
Maybe not a kind mind.

2529
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:21,820
When you meet the people in the game.

2530
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:25,000
You want to go out there with full-on aggression.

2531
01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:26,640
And contempt.

2532
01:43:27,380 --> 01:43:28,900
But until that happens...

2533
01:43:28,900 --> 01:43:30,360
Just be kind and be nice.

2534
01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:32,180
And fast.

2535
01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:34,560
You can't beat a bit of speed.

2536
01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:36,900
And that's what's going on right here, right now.

2537
01:43:36,980 --> 01:43:37,440
It's a...

2538
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:39,540
It's a lovely, lovely, lovely situation.

2539
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:41,420
It's got the most plates inside.

2540
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:43,260
His vest.

2541
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,260
His stab vest.

2542
01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:45,580
You've got that MTZ.

2543
01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:47,160
Which is the gun that you've got in your loadout.

2544
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:47,820
That's fine.

2545
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:49,680
Just go and get some more money.

2546
01:43:50,060 --> 01:43:50,860
Get that striker.

2547
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:51,800
That's it.

2548
01:43:52,840 --> 01:43:53,320
That's it.

2549
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:54,120
You're making...

2550
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,480
Making absolute...

2551
01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:57,460
You make shite of them now with all that stuff.

2552
01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:58,640
And you've got some lovely stuff.

2553
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,920
Find another box of money.

2554
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,300
There must be a box of money somewhere.

2555
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,500
I can hear the box.

2556
01:44:04,620 --> 01:44:05,460
I can hear the box.

2557
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:06,260
Noise of the box.

2558
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:07,400
It's a loud...

2559
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:08,320
Box.

2560
01:44:08,460 --> 01:44:10,320
And you need to really find it and open it up.

2561
01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:11,780
Because it's not going to open itself.

2562
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,200
Maybe it's on the rooftop.

2563
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:22,660
There you are.

2564
01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:27,240
There we are indeed.

2565
01:44:27,460 --> 01:44:29,380
And we'll put that durable gas mask there.

2566
01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:30,140
And then we'll...

2567
01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:33,600
Stow away that suppression mine.

2568
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,160
Couple of...

2569
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:37,400
High caliber rounds.

2570
01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,820
Medium caliber rounds.

2571
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:40,760
Another plate.

2572
01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:45,760
I'm going to be eating our dinner off those plates soon enough.

2573
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,360
Plates of death.

2574
01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,000
Plates of destruction.

2575
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:57,960
A lovely sideboard of cheese.

2576
01:44:59,820 --> 01:45:01,140
Ham on rye.

2577
01:45:05,340 --> 01:45:10,760
And that's another fucking fully automated, semi-automated piece of weaponry.

2578
01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:12,020
50 clipper.

2579
01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:28,040
We're well and truly laden down with some beautiful stuff right now.

2580
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:34,120
Might just buy a primary loadout gun just to take the edge off things.

2581
01:45:34,260 --> 01:45:35,980
Maybe even a sniper rifle.

2582
01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:37,720
Get a little bit tricky with the sniper.

2583
01:45:39,820 --> 01:45:40,880
It's about time.

2584
01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:45,100
It's about time I delivered some impressive sniper work.

2585
01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:46,580
And it's time to happen.

2586
01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:47,740
At that time is now.

2587
01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:49,700
In honor of Varnie Teabag.

2588
01:45:49,780 --> 01:45:52,340
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2589
01:45:52,340 --> 01:45:56,160
Let's get these creeps.

2590
01:45:58,660 --> 01:45:59,500
Tall buildings.

2591
01:45:59,820 --> 01:46:00,780
Tall shapes festival.

2592
01:46:01,140 --> 01:46:02,020
Right up the top.

2593
01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:04,660
Fucking, uh...

2594
01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:05,960
Couple of gulag boxes.

2595
01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:07,120
Gulag entry kits.

2596
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:08,300
Whatever that means.

2597
01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:09,280
Is it a double gulag?

2598
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:10,000
I'm not sure it's...

2599
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:10,860
It's good anyways.

2600
01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:10,980
Anyways.

2601
01:46:17,620 --> 01:46:19,860
It's time to light these cats up.

2602
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,440
Get yourself to a nice place.

2603
01:46:22,380 --> 01:46:24,720
Maybe have a chocolate when you get to the top of the roof.

2604
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,180
See how far you can take this.

2605
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:35,720
See how we're gonna face facts here.

2606
01:46:35,900 --> 01:46:36,040
Look.

2607
01:46:36,100 --> 01:46:37,380
You gotta loadout drop inbound.

2608
01:46:37,780 --> 01:46:38,900
So someone will go for that.

2609
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,700
I'm quite fancy in leveling accusations of bullets.

2610
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:44,680
Any loadout regaritor who goes down there.

2611
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,240
With my superb...

2612
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:52,220
Superb sniper rifle.

2613
01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:53,280
And I'm at...

2614
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,720
I'm at a lovely point.

2615
01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:57,120
Here where nobody can get me.

2616
01:46:58,360 --> 01:46:59,100
Tell you what.

2617
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:00,780
Tell you what I will do.

2618
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:02,540
Is a bit of this.

2619
01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:08,240
I just need to keep the fucking eyes peeled here.

2620
01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:09,960
So that's where the loadout is, is it?

2621
01:47:10,180 --> 01:47:10,540
Right.

2622
01:47:22,540 --> 01:47:26,060
It'd be very interesting now to see someone down there.

2623
01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:27,400
Take them apart.

2624
01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:31,900
Zero body bags yet, Tom.

2625
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,900
Zero body bags as of yet.

2626
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:37,140
But don't worry about them.

2627
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,480
They'll take care of themselves.

2628
01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:40,240
You just need to start to...

2629
01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:40,820
Let the...

2630
01:47:40,820 --> 01:47:42,500
Let the power flow through you.

2631
01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:47,320
It might be worth your while getting off to...

2632
01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:47,960
Gas is moving.

2633
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:49,620
...off to the big tall building over there.

2634
01:47:49,620 --> 01:47:54,580
Let's swing her around here.

2635
01:48:00,540 --> 01:48:03,440
And again, we'll level accusations of minery.

2636
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:05,460
Suppression style.

2637
01:48:05,700 --> 01:48:06,480
Right there.

2638
01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:07,320
That'll hurt someone.

2639
01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:14,960
Check out the fraser cranes.

2640
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:16,120
Nothing doing there.

2641
01:48:16,120 --> 01:48:16,220
There.

2642
01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:21,780
It's just one of those days.

2643
01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:24,760
It's just one of those days.

2644
01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:27,400
It's nice though.

2645
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:28,740
I'm feeling this.

2646
01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:30,980
Even though zero on the death toll.

2647
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:34,220
And now somebody has decided to get involved.

2648
01:48:34,340 --> 01:48:34,840
Let's...

2649
01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:36,160
Let's take it to them.

2650
01:48:37,100 --> 01:48:37,800
I think I got...

2651
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:38,960
I heard a bullet there.

2652
01:48:39,080 --> 01:48:39,880
I can't...

2653
01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:41,600
Be a hundo on that.

2654
01:48:41,660 --> 01:48:42,880
But I think I heard a bullet...

2655
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:44,520
Whizz past my head.

2656
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:55,760
Okay.

2657
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:56,540
That sounds nice.

2658
01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:58,260
That sounds really nice.

2659
01:48:58,540 --> 01:49:00,620
Sounds like something we could take advantage of.

2660
01:49:06,620 --> 01:49:33,680
Not great.

2661
01:49:33,680 --> 01:49:35,040
It's not going great just yet.

2662
01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:36,420
But it's going to get better when we...

2663
01:49:36,420 --> 01:49:37,820
When we learn how to use it.

2664
01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:40,220
I mean, obviously it's the first time I'm sniping.

2665
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:41,400
For a long time.

2666
01:49:42,300 --> 01:49:43,180
Even though I tell a lie.

2667
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:43,580
I...

2668
01:49:43,580 --> 01:49:43,900
I...

2669
01:49:43,900 --> 01:49:45,740
Cracked a beautiful skull there.

2670
01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:46,760
In the first game of...

2671
01:49:46,760 --> 01:49:47,660
Today's session.

2672
01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:54,000
Hopefully that cat hasn't gone up to the next building over.

2673
01:49:54,860 --> 01:49:57,220
Because if that's the case...

2674
01:49:57,220 --> 01:49:57,400
No.

2675
01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:59,040
The suppression mine didn't trigger.

2676
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:00,480
So definitely nobody up here.

2677
01:50:00,940 --> 01:50:01,780
I don't think.

2678
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:02,980
Come on, Puck.

2679
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,580
Somebody sniping at you.

2680
01:50:06,660 --> 01:50:07,000
Hopefully...

2681
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:09,000
They come and try and get you.

2682
01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:20,480
Lee Harvey Cobblepot scenario from here maybe.

2683
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:21,860
Book depository?

2684
01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:23,000
You betcha.

2685
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:27,100
Fucking book suppositories, man.

2686
01:50:27,660 --> 01:50:29,040
Shove a book up your arse.

2687
01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:31,500
That's what I'm going to be telling these lads.

2688
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:33,980
If they want to try and level accusations of bullet towards me.

2689
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:35,020
I've got the big gun.

2690
01:50:35,100 --> 01:50:36,460
And I'm ready to fucking use it.

2691
01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:39,700
Don't care about your fire sale.

2692
01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:41,220
Don't need a sale.

2693
01:50:41,900 --> 01:50:42,980
January or no.

2694
01:50:43,180 --> 01:50:45,080
I'm ready to do other stuff.

2695
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:54,500
Fuck me, man.

2696
01:50:54,540 --> 01:50:55,000
It's not...

2697
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,180
Not my finest moment with this rifle.

2698
01:50:57,280 --> 01:50:57,960
But I tell you something.

2699
01:50:58,360 --> 01:50:59,220
It's going to get better.

2700
01:50:59,700 --> 01:51:00,560
And that's a promise.

2701
01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:06,900
Do you know what I mean?

2702
01:51:06,940 --> 01:51:08,680
Just as I fucking say it as well.

2703
01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:10,620
We just need to...

2704
01:51:10,620 --> 01:51:12,560
Centerize ourselves here.

2705
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,420
And make sure we don't get too far ahead of ourselves.

2706
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:16,140
Oh.

2707
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:16,800
That was it.

2708
01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:18,360
That was a hit.

2709
01:51:19,220 --> 01:51:19,540
Definitely.

2710
01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:24,580
We're beginning to take control.

2711
01:51:24,780 --> 01:51:25,940
We're beginning to take charge.

2712
01:51:26,100 --> 01:51:27,420
It wasn't just a fucking...

2713
01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:28,600
Got gas moving in.

2714
01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:30,340
A bit of cheeky playtime.

2715
01:51:30,660 --> 01:51:33,820
After all, it was definitely a very volatile situation.

2716
01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:35,320
And your man lost his head.

2717
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:35,940
And...

2718
01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:37,860
We'd love to attend the funeral.

2719
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,120
But we're just not going to bother.

2720
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:41,040
Because we've got work to do.

2721
01:51:41,040 --> 01:52:02,440
Seems as though he's got a bit of work to do as well.

2722
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:03,820
Yeah.

2723
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,140
Someone's marked me as a bounty.

2724
01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:06,080
I'd like to see him...

2725
01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:09,260
I'd like to see them come up and stand on that fucking thing there.

2726
01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:10,820
Because I've got problems with them.

2727
01:52:11,620 --> 01:52:12,240
I've got problems.

2728
01:52:12,440 --> 01:52:12,900
Oh fuck.

2729
01:52:13,360 --> 01:52:14,500
He's got problems with me.

2730
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:19,120
I'd say leave it.

2731
01:52:19,160 --> 01:52:20,080
He's got the jump on you.

2732
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:22,620
He looks like more of an experienced marksman.

2733
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:24,140
I'd say leave it.

2734
01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,740
You're inside the circle.

2735
01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:28,640
Someone's probably going to try and get you at the bounty.

2736
01:52:30,340 --> 01:52:32,820
We're being watched anyway by the guy we headshotted.

2737
01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:35,060
Gislaine, thank you very much for the tip.

2738
01:52:35,140 --> 01:52:36,040
From Vernie Teabag.

2739
01:52:36,300 --> 01:52:39,700
Mighty, having the Warzone Dynamic Deadly Duo back again.

2740
01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:42,060
Have you tried the Akimbo Wasp?

2741
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:44,660
Swarm Hipfire build ago yet.

2742
01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:45,820
Very Mac10-esque.

2743
01:52:46,340 --> 01:52:48,700
I think that's what I was rocking before, was I not?

2744
01:52:49,980 --> 01:52:51,980
That might have just been a generic Wasp.

2745
01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:56,460
It wasn't a Wasp Mini or WSP Mini.

2746
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:10,880
Just going to fucking lure him out here.

2747
01:53:13,060 --> 01:53:13,920
Lovely bit of lure.

2748
01:53:14,060 --> 01:53:14,460
Oh!

2749
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,200
He's on the lure pack.

2750
01:53:16,260 --> 01:53:17,140
He's on the lure pack.

2751
01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:19,340
Let's move.

2752
01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,240
Let's move away.

2753
01:53:20,320 --> 01:53:20,820
We did our...

2754
01:53:20,820 --> 01:53:22,720
We did what we can and now it's time to move.

2755
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:33,520
Puff the magic tea bag. We need to find plates. We need to find...

2756
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:47,520
This is a fucking nightmare. This is a pure nightmare. Pure and simple. Nope.

2757
01:53:47,520 --> 01:54:09,520
Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. Supply crates are restocked. Advise you load up now.

2758
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:43,600
Was that the contract that got the shots on? Oh! That's the contract right there. No problem. No problem. We'll have that. We'll take you on. We'll take you all on next time. I don't need a contract. All I need is that sniper rifle. Just give me the sniper rifle and I'm ready to rock. I don't need any of your cheats. Contract. Oh, I need to be able to see where my target is on the map. Not me.

2759
01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:53,680
Feel the force. Feel the pain. Time to get real. Or go insane.

2760
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:06,180
You're joking. You're joking. He was... He was dead. You're on my name, Jesus.

2761
01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:38,600
Very nice stuff. Very, very well played for him. I mean... Look, I burnt him alive. I riddled him with... With shots. Is it just because the shots that I was hitting were like... In his belly or something? Maybe he was going for the head. If that's the case... Got some very, very skilled hot shot scenarios in this game. Who have been playing for a long time, I'd say. They're just conditioned to go for the head.

2762
01:55:40,760 --> 01:55:42,000
Oh, fucking hell.

2763
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:42,000
Oh, fucking hell.

2764
01:55:43,940 --> 01:55:50,800
It's the way it goes, I'm afraid. That's just the hand you've been dealt. Maybe go back to your thing. See if it's not.

2765
01:55:50,800 --> 01:56:02,760
Actually, fuck it. Just stick with the plan here. Probably even just... Go back to Yeti Mark 1. Because I feel as though the Yeti loadout that you were...

2766
01:56:02,760 --> 01:56:09,500
Trying to get there won't do the deal. But I enjoyed the sniper. I was... I feel as though you're beginning to get the hang of the sniper as well.

2767
01:56:12,400 --> 01:56:17,680
Beginning to get the hang of the sniper as well. And I tell you what. What about sniper and a riveter?

2768
01:56:18,780 --> 01:56:26,100
That to me would really feel comfortable, I think, in my possession.

2769
01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:28,040
What's this rejoinable game? I don't want it.

2770
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:30,820
And I can't escape. I can't X out of this.

2771
01:56:35,940 --> 01:56:39,620
You're using the same mouse before your DPI might need tightening up.

2772
01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:46,520
Who knows what the story is because it's a PlayStation mouse going into PlayStation.

2773
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:51,680
I'm not particularly too sure whether or not that is an issue.

2774
01:56:55,020 --> 01:57:01,680
Maybe it'd be a case of downloading it for the PC and playing it on the PC and seeing if that has any difference.

2775
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:08,060
I mean, it shouldn't really. I've gone into the settings of the PlayStation and put up the mouse.

2776
01:57:08,540 --> 01:57:11,220
Or is it the reaction time of the fucking mouse or whatever it is?

2777
01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:16,120
Putting yourself at a big mid-range disadvantage with the old shotgun sniper.

2778
01:57:16,300 --> 01:57:22,860
Yeah, there's a mid-range. But what I'm thinking of is not going mid-range at all and just either close or long distance, you know.

2779
01:57:23,220 --> 01:57:29,000
Getting into some tight little nooks and crannies and just becoming a rat of the war zone.

2780
01:57:29,100 --> 01:57:33,320
Like a little rat, but with an extra powerful massive sniper rifle to boot as well.

2781
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:36,620
It's a wired mouse, Killian. It's a wired mouse.

2782
01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:43,400
PC might have less ping. I don't think so really. PS5 net is a bit shite, says Lbags.

2783
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:52,460
I don't know. I mean, look, the other day when I was tearing it up, there was no complaining then.

2784
01:57:52,540 --> 01:57:53,900
There was no what's going wrong then.

2785
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,260
So it's just a case, you know.

2786
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,480
Just a case of fucking getting the right setup, the right situation.

2787
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:04,160
And look, you saw the cabbage got cracked there from the top of the tree, from the top of the building.

2788
01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:06,120
There was no complaints then.

2789
01:58:06,740 --> 01:58:10,960
Let's just deal with what we've got in front of us here and try our best to fucking make some.

2790
01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:12,180
Is the PC etherneted?

2791
01:58:12,660 --> 01:58:18,220
You better believe it's the PlayStation etherneted to the fucking 4G modem.

2792
01:58:20,620 --> 01:58:24,280
There's a cable going from the PlayStation to the 4G modem.

2793
01:58:25,140 --> 01:58:27,780
So that's that. That's where wires end, I'm afraid.

2794
01:58:27,900 --> 01:58:30,940
It's not a fixed fat broadband, fat pipe situation.

2795
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:38,040
We're at a major league disadvantage anyway going into this because of the fucking 4G modem.

2796
01:58:38,580 --> 01:58:44,180
All I can say is that when I get the win on the 4G modem, which I've done in the past and I'll do again,

2797
01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:53,620
it really will speak to not only the skill level that I'm at, but it will speak to a brand new patina.

2798
01:58:55,740 --> 01:58:58,180
A thought of imagination.

2799
01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,780
It's going to definitely silence the critics.

2800
01:59:02,660 --> 01:59:06,800
The critics are out there, but they're going to get silenced in a big way.

2801
01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:08,900
I'm not even going to use a silencer on them.

2802
01:59:09,660 --> 01:59:11,140
You'll hear it. You'll see it.

2803
01:59:11,440 --> 01:59:13,760
You'll be alerted to it. You'll be very much aware of it.

2804
01:59:13,760 --> 01:59:23,920
The loadout that I have for Sniper is an MP5 striker with the MCPR.

2805
01:59:24,060 --> 01:59:26,620
So if we get that full loadout, we get that full loadout to go.

2806
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:28,060
It's going to be very, very good indeed.

2807
01:59:28,900 --> 01:59:31,780
As for this, still no attachments for that.

2808
01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:37,880
Ranking up these weapons here is paramount to success.

2809
01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:41,900
They're both in the recommended list.

2810
01:59:42,060 --> 01:59:44,940
They're both favored by the manufacturers of the game.

2811
01:59:45,420 --> 01:59:49,360
So it's not a case of not being able to handle them.

2812
01:59:49,520 --> 01:59:52,760
It's a case of just getting them with the right attachments, the right things,

2813
01:59:52,860 --> 01:59:57,420
making sure the right pieces of the jigsaw puzzle are put together in a correct fashion,

2814
01:59:57,800 --> 01:59:59,300
and then going all out.

2815
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,240
Balls to the wall.

2816
02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:02,900
Pure, full-on assault tactics.

2817
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:05,360
It's not going to stop.

2818
02:00:07,980 --> 02:00:12,700
It's not going to stop trying to rank up weapons in a war zone as tough as Ian O'Sullivan.

2819
02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:13,980
And that's exactly the thing.

2820
02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:19,820
You see, we don't have the full game, and neither do we want to buy it because we bought one last year.

2821
02:00:19,940 --> 02:00:21,340
And it's just like ridiculous.

2822
02:00:21,700 --> 02:00:23,000
They're making people.

2823
02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:26,080
You should still be able to rank up weapons.

2824
02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:26,960
Well, I suppose you can.

2825
02:00:27,040 --> 02:00:28,360
But you can't rank up the new weapons.

2826
02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:31,580
They're only doing it so that you buy it so that you can get the new weapons.

2827
02:00:31,660 --> 02:00:33,480
And they make the new weapons the strongest ones.

2828
02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:35,320
If you haven't got those weapons, then you're fucked.

2829
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:38,080
So, I mean, you're up against it, Francis.

2830
02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:39,420
4G modem.

2831
02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:40,640
Dodge-y ping.

2832
02:00:41,020 --> 02:00:41,420
PlayStation.

2833
02:00:41,620 --> 02:00:43,000
High DPI on the mouse.

2834
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:47,080
It's a wonder you're even giving it a go at all.

2835
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:48,220
Fair play is ya.

2836
02:00:49,720 --> 02:00:50,380
Thanks, Tom.

2837
02:00:50,480 --> 02:00:51,300
Look, it is a wonder.

2838
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:52,240
It is a wonder.

2839
02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:56,100
But I'm trying to make a wonderful fucking situation happen here.

2840
02:00:56,200 --> 02:01:00,120
I mean, I don't want to be just sat not attempting this, you know?

2841
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:06,240
A bad workman always blames his tools.

2842
02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:09,700
A good workman always asks the lads for smokes for starting works.

2843
02:01:09,780 --> 02:01:10,200
It's Sean.

2844
02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:12,540
Real satanic stuff.

2845
02:01:12,540 --> 02:01:20,640
Last bit of coffee here.

2846
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:25,080
Might give us an additional XP boost of 5.

2847
02:01:32,260 --> 02:01:39,920
And with that, we'll unsheathe the Cadbury's Cream Egg Twisted Edition from the Celebration box.

2848
02:01:40,620 --> 02:01:42,520
And really go to town on that.

2849
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:44,260
in a big, massive way.

2850
02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:46,240
And we're about to witness that right now.

2851
02:01:58,900 --> 02:01:59,980
Very nice indeed.

2852
02:02:04,260 --> 02:02:06,060
Huge fan of the Cream Egg scenario.

2853
02:02:06,220 --> 02:02:06,740
Hot judge.

2854
02:02:07,560 --> 02:02:09,300
It's a great addition to the box.

2855
02:02:10,100 --> 02:02:12,680
I didn't think they could fucking make their box any more appealing.

2856
02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:13,160
But,

2857
02:02:13,260 --> 02:02:16,100
I gotta hand it to the Celebration boys.

2858
02:02:16,220 --> 02:02:18,020
They know how to pack out a box.

2859
02:02:18,020 --> 02:02:21,220
They know what to use inside that as well.

2860
02:02:21,220 --> 02:02:50,800
Arferda, thank you very much for your tip. Very, very kind to you. You say nothing is lost as long as courage remains. And that's where we are at the moment. Courage. Two hours into the stream. Not a lot of hope. A few bountiful, plentiful headshots. Maybe not bountiful or plentiful, but definitely two headshots. Maybe, maybe just one, but it was a real winner.

2861
02:02:50,800 --> 02:03:17,940
Definitely two. It was two, actually. It was two. I don't want to sell myself short here. But as long as courage remains, yes. And I believe we'll take a departure from the high intensity and velocity of this in order to check in with Sam Allardyce or Samuel Allardyce at some stage of the heavy rain day.

2862
02:03:19,180 --> 02:03:24,240
Let's roll. Blazing torch. Let's go again. One more for the road, huh?

2863
02:03:27,920 --> 02:03:31,260
Testing, testing. One, two, three.

2864
02:03:31,260 --> 02:03:53,460
Without looking, I'm going to blaze down with this guy here.

2865
02:03:53,920 --> 02:03:56,900
I'm going to make him our fucking center, Mark.

2866
02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:04,460
He is going to be our muse for this particular work.

2867
02:04:06,180 --> 02:04:07,940
Down there is going to be our gallery.

2868
02:04:08,820 --> 02:04:10,300
And this guy's going to be our muse.

2869
02:04:10,380 --> 02:04:13,860
And we're about to fucking really make a supreme piece of art here.

2870
02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:22,940
That's where we got Lewis Hamilton earlier on.

2871
02:04:27,580 --> 02:04:29,020
Another mortar. That's nice.

2872
02:04:29,980 --> 02:04:30,660
And I have just...

2873
02:04:30,660 --> 02:04:32,000
You're on the ground. Move it.

2874
02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:34,720
This intel reveals the location of the next gas grid.

2875
02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:37,080
Hard drive... hard drive data.

2876
02:04:37,140 --> 02:04:38,820
...and on your back map for decryption before it's too late.

2877
02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:43,880
Need to find out where this lad has got or wherever he's still around.

2878
02:04:44,220 --> 02:04:44,940
Can I get up there?

2879
02:04:45,180 --> 02:04:46,420
Be nice if I could get upstairs.

2880
02:04:47,760 --> 02:04:49,620
Need a fucking bird's eye view of the proceedings.

2881
02:04:53,320 --> 02:04:54,200
Lad's down there.

2882
02:04:55,360 --> 02:04:56,420
Let's keep the handgun.

2883
02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:59,140
Nice bit of fucking speed.

2884
02:05:07,540 --> 02:05:09,280
Bit of a bird's eye boost here.

2885
02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:14,000
That's nice that you're doing those shots, man.

2886
02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:15,760
That's really cute.

2887
02:05:16,820 --> 02:05:17,920
That's really lovely.

2888
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:23,100
Uh-oh.

2889
02:05:23,100 --> 02:05:39,720
Requesting ordnance.

2890
02:05:40,040 --> 02:05:40,920
Position marked.

2891
02:05:41,440 --> 02:05:41,940
Copy that.

2892
02:05:41,940 --> 02:05:43,640
Order strike is bad now.

2893
02:05:43,640 --> 02:06:13,000
Back up into the air again.

2894
02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:15,220
Another launcher.

2895
02:06:20,080 --> 02:06:21,740
Another chance at the big time.

2896
02:06:22,900 --> 02:06:24,680
This time we're ready for ya.

2897
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:26,340
We've got the fucking Uzi.

2898
02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:28,020
Or whatever this gun is.

2899
02:06:28,520 --> 02:06:30,040
And it's ready to ooze.

2900
02:06:32,460 --> 02:06:33,520
Look, he's not seeing me.

2901
02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:34,180
He's not seeing me.

2902
02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:35,160
He's jumped down.

2903
02:06:35,160 --> 02:06:43,580
Fucking joke, man.

2904
02:06:43,580 --> 02:07:09,240
Now the gas.

2905
02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:10,500
He's gonna win.

2906
02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:18,420
And no plates.

2907
02:07:18,420 --> 02:07:32,120
Make sure you don't get caught out in the gas here.

2908
02:07:32,260 --> 02:07:35,620
You know, man, you did smash his cabbage, so he's going to get that rectified.

2909
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:38,900
But, I mean, he could have fucking done you in as well.

2910
02:07:39,020 --> 02:07:41,560
Little didino, you have zero plates whatsoever.

2911
02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:43,960
Get into that car and move.

2912
02:07:44,060 --> 02:07:45,280
Move and move fast.

2913
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:48,160
There's a guy down there on the ground.

2914
02:07:48,380 --> 02:07:50,660
It's your man, but you've got no plates.

2915
02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:53,820
You can't take any fire from that guy.

2916
02:07:54,780 --> 02:07:55,580
It's not worth it.

2917
02:07:57,520 --> 02:07:58,320
Not worth it.

2918
02:07:58,320 --> 02:07:59,280
We're not going to do it.

2919
02:08:00,280 --> 02:08:00,540
Uh-oh.

2920
02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:16,660
Where are the plates?

2921
02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:27,380
He's one shot and I'm done.

2922
02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:31,380
Dunstan checks in.

2923
02:08:31,380 --> 02:08:38,380
Gas is moving.

2924
02:08:38,380 --> 02:08:45,380
Gas is moving.

2925
02:08:45,380 --> 02:08:52,380
Gas is moving.

2926
02:08:52,380 --> 02:08:53,380
He's coming.

2927
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380
He's coming.

2928
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380
This guy is coming.

2929
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380
Come on.

2930
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:54,380
Come on.

2931
02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380
He's coming.

2932
02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380
This guy is coming.

2933
02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380
Come on.

2934
02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:55,380
Come on.

2935
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380
He's coming.

2936
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380
He's coming.

2937
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380
This guy is coming.

2938
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380
Come on.

2939
02:08:55,380 --> 02:09:06,760
Oh man, he's coming.

2940
02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:08,060
This guy is coming.

2941
02:09:12,060 --> 02:09:12,460
Come on.

2942
02:09:12,460 --> 02:09:42,440
Come on.

2943
02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:58,100
there. I don't know what to say. It's a rough fucking wild day outside and the less said

2944
02:09:58,100 --> 02:10:11,660
about inside the better. Feeling the heat there I'd say. Feeling the heat baby. Feeling

2945
02:10:11,660 --> 02:10:36,940
the heat. Time for an early bat. You just got Billy, Billy Gibbons. The Billy boy. Get this down there. Something down there. I don't like that area. That zone is not one of my favorite zones.

2946
02:10:40,880 --> 02:11:05,320
Moving here. I'm thinking down here. Could be a nice place to land. There's a few shots. Wild shots going down there.

2947
02:11:10,100 --> 02:11:35,820
Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone. That'll do. Maybe we'll take that.

2948
02:11:39,320 --> 02:11:43,560
Fire sale active. Buy station prices have been reduced. Been reduced.

2949
02:11:58,340 --> 02:12:00,340
Nice to see the fella go over there then.

2950
02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:21,280
Here we go. Please try and climb up one of those fucking buildings.

2951
02:12:21,280 --> 02:12:29,320
Moving here. You're gonna go up the ladder? Come on, climb the ladder.

2952
02:12:30,160 --> 02:12:35,100
Gas is closing in. It would be lovely to see you climb the ladder.

2953
02:12:35,100 --> 02:12:47,840
You're about to see you. You're about to see you. You're about to witness some real spec op shit. We're gonna send in the fucking planes and then we're gonna swoop in ourselves as well.

2954
02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:52,080
And what will look like something out of a bloody action movie. It's gonna be beautiful. There's another...

2955
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:53,360
Mark the target. There we go.

2956
02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:55,140
Target marked. Request fire mission.

2957
02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:58,760
Copy. Phoenix 2-3 on the road. He's wreck inbound.

2958
02:13:00,580 --> 02:13:10,580
He's just got down. He's just got down. The lucky bastard. Game over for him though. Unfortunately for him, it's the... It's where the... The rubber meets the road.

2959
02:13:10,580 --> 02:13:11,600
Adjusting prices.

2960
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:32,960
The rubber has well and truly met the road, my friend.

2961
02:13:32,960 --> 02:13:48,880
Liquid bit of shotgun work there. Very nice stuff indeed. Where did you learn that?

2962
02:13:50,720 --> 02:14:02,560
Just life, Tam. Just life. School. Parents. Teachers. You'd know all about it. If you ever fucking did a day of it in your life. I'm going... I'm going like a short...

2963
02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:13,520
Short round right now. I'm going Uzi. Iso 9mm or whatever the fuck it is. And then the Bryson. Bill Bryson's... Books.

2964
02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:29,040
And all we're gonna do is head over here. Because I believe that there is another man somewhere in this vicinity here. Not gonna say where. But I think... I think he's around here somewhere.

2965
02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:50,900
I just want to get this fucking mask off. See, it really does, uh, get rid of that.

2966
02:14:53,380 --> 02:15:00,980
It does distract you, like, you know, the visual element of it and the reduction in audio.

2967
02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:04,840
We've got another one.

2968
02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:12,860
Two gas masks, that should be an interesting situation in the endgame.

2969
02:15:13,280 --> 02:15:19,480
That will really give us a lovely little bit of a tactical advantage when it comes to the crunch.

2970
02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:25,900
Gaseous clay. Probably should have gone to the, uh, the bi-zone over there.

2971
02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:30,280
Get ourselves the UAV first, then head to the tall buildings.

2972
02:15:32,640 --> 02:15:35,820
Someone's just have to land it in. Keep your fucking house weary.

2973
02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:41,160
Could get very dangerous from here on in. You don't want to fuck it up now.

2974
02:15:47,040 --> 02:15:51,820
That's us, Francis. Doing well. Got the UAV. 27 left in the battle zone.

2975
02:15:52,760 --> 02:15:56,680
It's beginning to get a little bit tense and tight there. Only two body bags, but it's not...

2976
02:15:56,680 --> 02:15:59,680
Nothing too shabby. You know what? You know yourself. It's a...

2977
02:16:00,340 --> 02:16:01,320
Gas is inbound.

2978
02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:03,560
It's a heavy situation you're dealing with here.

2979
02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:07,940
Heavy enough. But we need to just play it kind of...

2980
02:16:07,940 --> 02:16:15,640
Nice and silky like the way we just did there. Just choose the target. Select the target. Go, yeah, we're going for him. We've got it. Doesn't matter whether or not we're fully plated.

2981
02:16:15,980 --> 02:16:18,480
Or whether or not we've got the tools of the trade that we want.

2982
02:16:18,840 --> 02:16:22,160
We just need to have belief. It's like Farfur said there in the tip.

2983
02:16:22,980 --> 02:16:25,260
Courage is everything, you know? Courage remains.

2984
02:16:27,220 --> 02:16:30,540
Just a bit of fun with this before we fuck off. Let's have a look.

2985
02:16:32,920 --> 02:16:35,220
I'm not sure. I've never fired one of these, so...

2986
02:16:37,100 --> 02:16:41,700
Love to be able to fucking get someone with one of these.

2987
02:16:42,780 --> 02:16:44,160
I'm not sure what I'm doing with it.

2988
02:16:54,940 --> 02:16:56,620
Requesting recon flyover.

2989
02:16:56,720 --> 02:16:59,460
Copy. UAV orbiting the AO. Recon is online.

2990
02:17:01,500 --> 02:17:02,220
Got movement.

2991
02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:14,560
I have no ranged weapon, so there's nothing rangy about what I've got going on.

2992
02:17:15,160 --> 02:17:16,500
Just have a quick look here at the...

2993
02:17:18,280 --> 02:17:21,180
Okay, so this guy is toast out here. He's going to have to make a move.

2994
02:17:21,360 --> 02:17:23,500
And we've got another guy down there as well. Let's...

2995
02:17:23,500 --> 02:17:35,500
Let's make ourselves available. As I can see this guy is running down the house. There's another one there in a parachute. Let's get up above this guy and take control of this scenario.

2996
02:17:35,500 --> 02:17:36,500
Let's go.

2997
02:17:36,500 --> 02:18:06,480
Let's go.

2998
02:18:06,480 --> 02:18:09,960
Let's go.

2999
02:18:09,960 --> 02:18:11,620
Gas is closing in.

3000
02:18:11,720 --> 02:18:12,860
Get to the new safe zone.

3001
02:18:25,600 --> 02:18:26,480
Where's that?

3002
02:18:27,080 --> 02:18:28,540
You got a loadout drop inbound.

3003
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:31,920
Come on.

3004
02:18:32,200 --> 02:18:33,520
Take the fucking bait, man.

3005
02:18:33,520 --> 02:18:33,580
Come on.

3006
02:18:36,660 --> 02:18:39,400
This guy is just staying inside the gaff.

3007
02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:40,160
He's not going to come up.

3008
02:18:42,900 --> 02:18:45,520
I don't know where those shots came from.

3009
02:18:45,520 --> 02:18:56,740
You got gas moving in.

3010
02:18:56,740 --> 02:19:11,080
It's crazy business.

3011
02:19:11,080 --> 02:19:12,680
Here he comes.

3012
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:23,020
How about that?

3013
02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:27,640
Too close for comfort.

3014
02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:31,080
Too close for scumfort.

3015
02:19:39,080 --> 02:19:40,900
Okay, so the gas is closing in.

3016
02:19:41,040 --> 02:19:43,580
We need to fucking make a move here.

3017
02:19:43,680 --> 02:19:45,620
This is not great.

3018
02:19:45,800 --> 02:19:47,120
We're probably being watched.

3019
02:19:47,220 --> 02:19:48,000
We're probably being watched.

3020
02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:49,000
We're probably being watched.

3021
02:19:49,460 --> 02:19:51,020
Come on.

3022
02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:54,380
What a joke house.

3023
02:19:54,700 --> 02:19:56,260
What a joke house.

3024
02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:01,560
Living inside a fucking joke house.

3025
02:20:02,400 --> 02:20:04,060
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3026
02:20:04,120 --> 02:20:05,080
Sorry about the language.

3027
02:20:05,220 --> 02:20:06,340
The way it goes sometimes.

3028
02:20:06,500 --> 02:20:07,480
That's just the way it goes.

3029
02:20:07,940 --> 02:20:09,400
Not much you can do about that, Tom.

3030
02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:13,980
Really not much you can do about it.

3031
02:20:13,980 --> 02:20:15,660
A real joke house.

3032
02:20:15,780 --> 02:20:17,440
A house of horrors.

3033
02:20:17,900 --> 02:20:18,260
Viper.

3034
02:20:18,620 --> 02:20:20,260
Two gas masks don't work.

3035
02:20:20,380 --> 02:20:23,640
It gets damaged in gas even when a backpack fucking help.

3036
02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:25,060
Did not know about that.

3037
02:20:26,440 --> 02:20:26,960
Shult.

3038
02:20:27,960 --> 02:20:29,380
Thank you very much, Shult.

3039
02:20:32,000 --> 02:20:51,100
Sounds like a fucking great, great plan there.

3040
02:20:51,100 --> 02:20:55,740
Sean Dyche of Warzone Tactics says Sean Burke.

3041
02:20:55,840 --> 02:20:56,720
I tell you, it was great.

3042
02:20:56,960 --> 02:21:00,640
It was a nice little bit of business there using the fucking smoker

3043
02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:06,660
to then make my way across open ground to the guy.

3044
02:21:07,300 --> 02:21:09,700
And I don't know if it registered on camera,

3045
02:21:09,800 --> 02:21:15,280
but when I was killing him mano a mano CQC style,

3046
02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:17,680
I was leaning in, literally leaning in.

3047
02:21:17,900 --> 02:21:20,080
You might have got a big dose of forehead.

3048
02:21:21,320 --> 02:21:23,080
Big red, thanks very much for the tip.

3049
02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:25,560
Don't let these jokers get you down, you say.

3050
02:21:25,660 --> 02:21:26,160
Thanks very much.

3051
02:21:26,220 --> 02:21:26,520
Don't worry.

3052
02:21:26,840 --> 02:21:28,300
They're not getting me down, you know.

3053
02:21:28,320 --> 02:21:31,500
It's just like I'm doing well,

3054
02:21:31,820 --> 02:21:33,820
and then there's some moments I'm not doing well,

3055
02:21:33,920 --> 02:21:38,920
and it can be very frustrating and easy to dwell upon the negative times.

3056
02:21:39,000 --> 02:21:40,200
But I'm not going to let that happen.

3057
02:21:41,420 --> 02:21:42,940
Because there's light at the end of the tunnel.

3058
02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:43,520
Isn't that right?

3059
02:21:46,360 --> 02:21:49,320
Yeah, it's definitely a tunnel if you're in at the moment.

3060
02:21:49,420 --> 02:21:50,260
You're a tunnel, Snake.

3061
02:21:51,260 --> 02:21:53,940
And even there, at that late juncture,

3062
02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:56,000
you had something going on.

3063
02:21:56,040 --> 02:21:57,260
You didn't even have a loadout.

3064
02:21:57,480 --> 02:21:59,800
You just had the weapons you were fucking born with.

3065
02:22:00,480 --> 02:22:01,500
And your guile.

3066
02:22:01,960 --> 02:22:05,760
And the guile is kind of what will see you through.

3067
02:22:08,400 --> 02:22:10,040
60% of the time.

3068
02:22:11,780 --> 02:22:15,580
I'm willing to say maybe 75% of the time.

3069
02:22:16,580 --> 02:22:18,560
A big slab of guile.

3070
02:22:20,620 --> 02:22:22,080
A lovely slab of guile.

3071
02:22:22,200 --> 02:22:26,840
Just want to quick toilet break one second before this game kicks off.

3072
02:22:26,840 --> 02:22:29,200
Moon dust.

3073
02:22:29,200 --> 02:22:59,180
Thank you.

3074
02:22:59,180 --> 02:23:19,700
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

3075
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:44,340
Think I'm gonna go monster on this one. Tom. You're getting that taurine caffeine kick into you. Looking that way Tom. Looking that way. Watch your ass down there.

3076
02:23:44,340 --> 02:23:45,400
Moondust.

3077
02:23:47,300 --> 02:23:48,260
Moondust.

3078
02:23:50,120 --> 02:23:51,120
Moondust.

3079
02:23:53,000 --> 02:23:53,980
Moondust.

3080
02:23:54,780 --> 02:23:54,980
What?

3081
02:24:00,160 --> 02:24:01,660
Mango Loco.

3082
02:24:01,940 --> 02:24:02,720
Other...

3083
02:24:02,720 --> 02:24:07,560
Other bad for your health drinks are available.

3084
02:24:11,240 --> 02:24:12,760
Proper snake juice.

3085
02:24:13,120 --> 02:24:14,460
Thank you very much there.

3086
02:24:15,460 --> 02:24:16,040
McGax.

3087
02:24:16,660 --> 02:24:17,640
For the Semtex.

3088
02:24:17,860 --> 02:24:20,860
Not too many body bags, but tense game, you see.

3089
02:24:22,520 --> 02:24:24,500
And Adam D.

3090
02:24:24,700 --> 02:24:25,720
Thank you very much there.

3091
02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:27,980
Play the Big Sam Allardyce game.

3092
02:24:28,080 --> 02:24:29,480
A lot of love for that game.

3093
02:24:29,760 --> 02:24:30,580
Out there.

3094
02:24:30,900 --> 02:24:31,900
Bizarrely to me.

3095
02:24:31,900 --> 02:24:33,380
If you ask me, it's...

3096
02:24:33,380 --> 02:24:34,700
It's not...

3097
02:24:34,700 --> 02:24:39,260
It's not everything I thought it would be, but it's definitely got something about it.

3098
02:24:40,020 --> 02:24:42,480
Something's gonna have to take shape in the next session.

3099
02:24:42,900 --> 02:24:44,920
For me to really be enamored with it.

3100
02:24:46,360 --> 02:24:49,600
But I tell you, this guy is gonna be our muse for the day here.

3101
02:24:50,740 --> 02:24:52,760
Let's see what gallery we go down to.

3102
02:24:52,800 --> 02:24:54,960
Whether it's gonna be the National Gallery.

3103
02:24:55,120 --> 02:24:56,100
It's a modern art one.

3104
02:24:56,860 --> 02:24:57,820
Whatever happens.

3105
02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:00,880
We're gonna be making our own little bit of artwork out of him.

3106
02:25:01,080 --> 02:25:05,940
Who, in turn, feels as though he's gonna be making his own bit of artwork of that guy.

3107
02:25:06,160 --> 02:25:06,920
He's turning around.

3108
02:25:07,020 --> 02:25:07,620
He sees us.

3109
02:25:07,660 --> 02:25:08,600
He knows what we're about.

3110
02:25:09,040 --> 02:25:09,860
Let's get the mic on.

3111
02:25:09,920 --> 02:25:11,000
How are you getting on, sir?

3112
02:25:11,620 --> 02:25:12,240
Can you hear me?

3113
02:25:12,920 --> 02:25:15,540
It's you and me right now the way

3114
02:25:32,320 --> 02:25:34,320
Fuck

3115
02:25:34,320 --> 02:25:56,000
He knew he knew what was going on

3116
02:25:56,000 --> 02:26:02,400
And I could only pick up a sniper so it's a bit of a fucking tough rub

3117
02:26:02,400 --> 02:26:06,260
It's a tough rub is a new one

3118
02:26:06,260 --> 02:26:10,040
Never heard of that phrase but it sounds sounds right

3119
02:26:10,040 --> 02:26:13,880
As much as it does sound wrong

3120
02:26:13,880 --> 02:26:19,300
There was just one more place just to really wet the whistle

3121
02:26:19,300 --> 02:26:29,580
Oh he's jumping around there

3122
02:26:29,580 --> 02:26:37,440
Dot hash thank you very much dot hash

3123
02:26:37,440 --> 02:26:39,620
Very very kindy there

3124
02:26:39,620 --> 02:26:41,260
I won't chase him just yet

3125
02:26:41,260 --> 02:26:46,900
I'll just make myself better with some plates

3126
02:26:46,900 --> 02:26:48,220
If I can find some first

3127
02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:54,080
WW dot

3128
02:26:54,080 --> 02:26:56,620
Killing that lad dot hash

3129
02:26:56,620 --> 02:27:00,340
Keep you on the fucking retainer

3130
02:27:00,340 --> 02:27:02,860
We'll put you inside the wax work box

3131
02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:06,740
Still no plates apart from this guy

3132
02:27:06,740 --> 02:27:08,280
Met a sad end

3133
02:27:08,280 --> 02:27:11,480
It's in here I'd say

3134
02:27:11,480 --> 02:27:13,060
Of course there are

3135
02:27:13,060 --> 02:27:15,920
That's a lovely lovely little red dome there

3136
02:27:15,920 --> 02:27:17,580
There's a guy on our level

3137
02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:18,240
He's on our level

3138
02:27:18,240 --> 02:27:19,340
This is scary stuff

3139
02:27:19,340 --> 02:27:29,440
Huh?

3140
02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:31,380
Where did he go?

3141
02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:33,240
Where did he go?

3142
02:27:33,240 --> 02:27:45,600
There's probably some other fucker here as well now

3143
02:27:45,600 --> 02:27:49,740
Jimmy tip

3144
02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:51,060
Thank you very much Jimmy tip

3145
02:27:51,060 --> 02:27:52,680
Look at this

3146
02:27:52,680 --> 02:27:55,220
Time to Jimmy tip this lad

3147
02:27:55,220 --> 02:27:57,140
We know exactly what he's about

3148
02:27:57,140 --> 02:27:59,900
We don't

3149
02:27:59,900 --> 02:28:00,480
He's gone

3150
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:01,100
Well done

3151
02:28:01,100 --> 02:28:06,400
He's dropped down

3152
02:28:06,400 --> 02:28:10,060
Friendly loadout drops on the way

3153
02:28:10,060 --> 02:28:11,820
Pure fucking drop down menu

3154
02:28:11,820 --> 02:28:20,180
Where's he gone?

3155
02:28:21,700 --> 02:28:23,540
See we need to fucking snipe

3156
02:28:23,540 --> 02:28:25,380
Like our lives depend on it here

3157
02:28:25,380 --> 02:28:28,220
Where is it?

3158
02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:30,160
Where's the red dot?

3159
02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:39,020
Pure fucking

3160
02:28:39,020 --> 02:28:40,020
Shit show

3161
02:28:40,020 --> 02:28:40,920
Affair

3162
02:28:40,920 --> 02:28:42,560
Get another one going

3163
02:28:42,560 --> 02:28:48,520
Sammy the street dog

3164
02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:49,460
Thank you very much

3165
02:28:49,460 --> 02:28:50,460
And Jimmy the tip

3166
02:28:50,460 --> 02:28:51,240
And others

3167
02:28:51,240 --> 02:28:53,640
I will get to your kind heart messages there

3168
02:28:53,640 --> 02:28:54,340
Just need to

3169
02:28:54,340 --> 02:28:56,660
Find this guy

3170
02:28:56,660 --> 02:28:57,060
He's

3171
02:28:57,060 --> 02:28:58,540
Very elusive

3172
02:28:58,540 --> 02:29:07,580
He's over there

3173
02:29:07,580 --> 02:29:09,600
He's very far away

3174
02:29:09,600 --> 02:29:16,480
He's going right up there

3175
02:29:16,480 --> 02:29:17,800
For no reason at all

3176
02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:18,640
We need to find him

3177
02:29:18,640 --> 02:29:19,460
I need to get him

3178
02:29:19,460 --> 02:29:20,500
Make him

3179
02:29:20,500 --> 02:29:23,280
Our point of interest

3180
02:29:23,280 --> 02:29:25,740
Careful

3181
02:29:25,740 --> 02:29:27,600
You get guys like that

3182
02:29:27,600 --> 02:29:28,100
Running

3183
02:29:28,100 --> 02:29:28,600
Hiding

3184
02:29:28,600 --> 02:29:30,640
Into the ether

3185
02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:32,360
They can be a hard

3186
02:29:32,360 --> 02:29:34,460
Mark when it comes to the crunch

3187
02:29:34,460 --> 02:29:52,800
Claymore Higgins

3188
02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:55,960
Senator Claymore Higgins

3189
02:29:55,960 --> 02:29:59,460
Now we've got that

3190
02:29:59,460 --> 02:30:04,400
Just one more look inside the magic bag of tricks there

3191
02:30:04,400 --> 02:30:05,280
And we've got that

3192
02:30:05,280 --> 02:30:06,920
We'll get that one inside the

3193
02:30:06,920 --> 02:30:09,120
We've got enough stuff, we've got enough toys

3194
02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:11,100
In fairness, you can spend all your time

3195
02:30:11,100 --> 02:30:12,360
Fucking gathering up the toys

3196
02:30:12,360 --> 02:30:16,360
You've got the fucking chaos energy to use them

3197
02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:30,340
I bet you fucking dickhead is waiting on

3198
02:30:30,340 --> 02:30:32,860
On top of a building there to snipe

3199
02:30:32,860 --> 02:30:34,240
He's there, he's right there man

3200
02:30:45,520 --> 02:30:48,380
Fucking Lara Croft, you serious?

3201
02:31:06,660 --> 02:31:08,620
Fuck off back to Tomb Raider

3202
02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:18,760
That was a real turn up for the books

3203
02:31:18,760 --> 02:31:20,600
And hopefully now you can get yourself

3204
02:31:20,600 --> 02:31:23,580
A singe or a loadout box

3205
02:31:23,580 --> 02:31:27,200
But I don't recall the fella

3206
02:31:27,200 --> 02:31:29,920
Who went to the top of the building being Lara Croft

3207
02:31:29,920 --> 02:31:31,700
So I mean, I'm not particularly too sure

3208
02:31:31,700 --> 02:31:33,140
Whether or not you've got the right person

3209
02:31:33,140 --> 02:31:39,040
Doesn't matter man

3210
02:31:39,040 --> 02:31:40,480
Does not matter

3211
02:31:40,480 --> 02:31:42,740
We've got what we wanted

3212
02:31:42,740 --> 02:31:48,220
And that's a free and easy fucking pathway down to this loadout box here

3213
02:31:48,220 --> 02:31:50,720
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

3214
02:31:50,720 --> 02:31:54,360
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

3215
02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,160
Yeti 2? Original Yeti? Sniper?

3216
02:31:57,120 --> 02:31:57,920
We're going with this

3217
02:31:57,920 --> 02:31:58,760
And we're being spotted

3218
02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:01,060
This is not going to end well for us

3219
02:32:01,060 --> 02:32:02,100
Yeah, we're closing in

3220
02:32:02,100 --> 02:32:03,560
Relocating the safe zone

3221
02:32:03,560 --> 02:32:08,940
Shit guns, but look

3222
02:32:08,940 --> 02:32:11,200
Fire sale is active

3223
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,260
Buy station prices are adjusted

3224
02:32:13,260 --> 02:32:16,600
It is what it is

3225
02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:18,540
Grenade O'Connor

3226
02:32:18,540 --> 02:32:20,240
Thank you very much for the tip there

3227
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:21,740
Look at that

3228
02:32:21,740 --> 02:32:23,100
I can't

3229
02:32:23,100 --> 02:32:25,820
I haven't got the luxury of choosing these guns now

3230
02:32:25,820 --> 02:32:26,120
Because

3231
02:32:26,120 --> 02:32:28,740
I just want to rank up these weapons

3232
02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:31,460
Somebody out there

3233
02:32:31,460 --> 02:32:36,900
You fucking joking me

3234
02:32:36,900 --> 02:32:37,920
Sorry about that

3235
02:32:37,920 --> 02:32:38,760
Grenade O'Connor

3236
02:32:38,760 --> 02:32:39,500
Thank you very much

3237
02:32:39,500 --> 02:32:40,640
And Sammy the street dog

3238
02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:41,000
Jimmy

3239
02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:43,240
Jimmy tip

3240
02:32:43,240 --> 02:32:47,160
Just to circle back on the rice rinsing chat

3241
02:32:47,160 --> 02:32:48,620
What are Tommy's opinions

3242
02:32:48,620 --> 02:32:50,700
On the Uncle Ben's microwave rices

3243
02:32:50,700 --> 02:32:51,660
Or is it Senor

3244
02:32:51,660 --> 02:32:52,700
Is it

3245
02:32:52,700 --> 02:32:54,360
Is Senor's slug

3246
02:32:54,360 --> 02:32:56,200
Strictly a spuds and cabbage

3247
02:32:56,200 --> 02:32:57,560
Man, thank God bless Jimmy tip

3248
02:32:57,560 --> 02:32:58,800
We'll get round to that

3249
02:32:58,800 --> 02:33:00,560
We'll circle back to that in a moment

3250
02:33:00,560 --> 02:33:01,500
Let's just take care of

3251
02:33:01,500 --> 02:33:02,040
This

3252
02:33:02,040 --> 02:33:02,880
Fucking

3253
02:33:02,880 --> 02:33:03,880
Sesame seed

3254
02:33:03,880 --> 02:33:04,320
Cob

3255
02:33:04,320 --> 02:33:10,780
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

3256
02:33:10,780 --> 02:33:14,560
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas

3257
02:33:14,560 --> 02:33:30,280
Woo! It's in! It's in! We're in! We're back again!

3258
02:33:30,280 --> 02:33:36,840
Rishi Sunak

3259
02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:38,920
GAA banished door

3260
02:33:38,920 --> 02:33:40,220
Thank you very much for that

3261
02:33:40,220 --> 02:33:42,700
Fire sale's done! Prices are back to normal

3262
02:33:42,700 --> 02:33:43,420
Guy down there

3263
02:33:43,420 --> 02:33:43,960
I wonder what

3264
02:33:43,960 --> 02:33:45,420
What he's cooking up

3265
02:33:45,420 --> 02:33:46,700
We can cook down

3266
02:33:46,700 --> 02:33:47,980
Cook down there

3267
02:33:47,980 --> 02:33:48,740
And start cooking up

3268
02:33:48,740 --> 02:33:50,560
A bit of tasty business for him

3269
02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:55,740
I'm thinking tall building

3270
02:33:55,740 --> 02:33:57,240
Box search down here

3271
02:33:57,240 --> 02:34:04,300
Boxes of bags as well

3272
02:34:04,300 --> 02:34:04,880
Lovely stuff

3273
02:34:04,880 --> 02:34:10,480
I'm liking that striker

3274
02:34:10,480 --> 02:34:12,600
I'm taking that

3275
02:34:12,600 --> 02:34:13,600
And then we'll take that

3276
02:34:13,600 --> 02:34:14,520
So we've got the

3277
02:34:14,520 --> 02:34:15,400
Carrick

3278
02:34:15,400 --> 02:34:16,180
And we've got that

3279
02:34:16,180 --> 02:34:17,480
That's nice

3280
02:34:17,480 --> 02:34:18,980
What's that one?

3281
02:34:19,320 --> 02:34:20,680
Not my fucking cup of tea

3282
02:34:20,680 --> 02:34:22,580
Now

3283
02:34:22,580 --> 02:34:23,620
Just need to wait

3284
02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:25,940
And make sure there's no one's gonna get us here

3285
02:34:25,940 --> 02:34:33,940
Swap that for that.

3286
02:34:47,940 --> 02:34:49,940
This guy down here, look.

3287
02:34:53,940 --> 02:34:57,100
Where's the shots come from? Oh, look at this.

3288
02:34:57,100 --> 02:35:18,120
It's a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five

3289
02:35:25,920 --> 02:35:31,040
Oh, I don't mind if I do avail of your mortar strike. Thanks very much

3290
02:35:32,220 --> 02:35:35,420
Make sure no one else is around me there with that. That's a great situation

3291
02:35:37,440 --> 02:35:41,220
Now it's time to really level accusations of strike at someone

3292
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:50,060
Don't want to get fucking chop-topped up here to be careful

3293
02:35:54,740 --> 02:35:57,400
But if an old radar wouldn't go amiss either

3294
02:36:05,440 --> 02:36:08,500
And and that as well I'll take that that's nice of you

3295
02:36:20,820 --> 02:36:24,200
Drop it into the a. Oh bring them bring them to me

3296
02:36:30,900 --> 02:36:32,900
Gas is moving

3297
02:36:47,780 --> 02:36:49,780
Ryan P. Thank you very much

3298
02:36:51,440 --> 02:36:56,020
Don't want to get fucking iced by this guy. So we just need to creep around for a minute

3299
02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:04,580
Target locked request fire miss

3300
02:37:05,300 --> 02:37:07,380
Copy that Phoenix two three is on station

3301
02:37:07,380 --> 02:37:08,260
Strike inbound

3302
02:37:14,840 --> 02:37:15,640
Shots missed

3303
02:37:25,220 --> 02:37:28,060
Will you be rewetting the box, Minister?

3304
02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:29,560
That's someone on a crane, is it?

3305
02:37:49,360 --> 02:37:51,540
Scoop the juice, thank you very much.

3306
02:37:51,540 --> 02:37:58,340
To fucking get this lad if he's still up there.

3307
02:38:00,840 --> 02:38:01,840
Oh!

3308
02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:12,540
Did well to get one landed from that distance as well.

3309
02:38:12,540 --> 02:38:19,540
From that trajectory as well, you're dealing with... physics, you're dealing with the Coriolis effect. It's all going off, you know?

3310
02:38:19,540 --> 02:38:21,540
*Sigh*

3311
02:38:37,480 --> 02:38:39,480
Just after hearing someone there...

3312
02:38:40,480 --> 02:38:41,480
...sliding around.

3313
02:38:41,480 --> 02:38:43,480
Gas is moving in! New safe zone located!

3314
02:38:44,680 --> 02:38:46,680
The objective, I suppose...

3315
02:38:47,920 --> 02:38:49,360
...is the EV.

3316
02:38:50,240 --> 02:38:51,240
Over there.

3317
02:38:51,960 --> 02:38:55,240
And I suppose in some way, shape or form...

3318
02:38:57,760 --> 02:39:04,260
We need to put our fucking mortal strike in our possession there. Okay, let's move. Let's move. With caution.

3319
02:39:05,760 --> 02:39:06,560
And reason.

3320
02:39:06,560 --> 02:39:27,080
Gas is inbound.

3321
02:39:27,080 --> 02:39:49,020
Request the ordnance. Position marked.

3322
02:39:49,020 --> 02:39:51,460
Copy your mark. Water strike inbound.

3323
02:39:51,460 --> 02:40:21,440
Crazy bit of engines. Yeah, I'm still here. I've just been not wanting to throw you off, like, you know, the way it's going, last 15 situation. So one, two, three, four, five, and for definite.

3324
02:40:21,440 --> 02:40:30,240
Couple of nice headshots thrown into the mix. What have you got in the next fucking bag of tricks? That's what we're all asking ourselves right now, but this could be a bad idea right here.

3325
02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:52,940
Nice, nice little corner here. Horses under starlight. Thank you very much for the tip. But I'm in the danger zone, so let's move.

3326
02:40:52,940 --> 02:40:58,580
You made it to the top ten. Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone.

3327
02:41:03,940 --> 02:41:17,340
Top ten scenario so far. Brian P., thank you very much. Loving the streams. Last few days. Much appreciated. No problem.

3328
02:41:17,340 --> 02:41:25,940
Gat Kenny, thank you very much. Grenade O'Connor and Rishi Sunak. G-A-A Banasture. I hope you're getting that well.

3329
02:41:25,940 --> 02:41:27,940
Let's just move. Let's just move. Let's just move.

3330
02:41:38,940 --> 02:41:40,940
Bad fucking idea. I fucked it up.

3331
02:41:49,940 --> 02:41:51,940
What about the gas mask?

3332
02:41:52,940 --> 02:41:59,940
Only ten were left. Failure ain't fatal. It's just an opportunity to do better.

3333
02:42:00,940 --> 02:42:09,940
You did so well, but you just fucked it up so badly. So badly. It's just... not great at all.

3334
02:42:13,940 --> 02:42:18,940
Really, really bad stuff. Horses under starlight. Thanks very much for the tip. Scoop the juice.

3335
02:42:19,940 --> 02:42:28,940
Brian P., thank you very much. And Gat Kenny, Rishi Sunak. Grenade O'Connor Sammy, the street dog. Jimmy, Jimmy Tip.

3336
02:42:29,940 --> 02:42:36,940
Regarding the rice rinsing scenario. I wouldn't really be too much of a rice.

3337
02:42:37,940 --> 02:42:45,940
Regarding myself, I'm more of a... I like to get my carbohydrates from spots. And bread. Good, solid loaves of bread.

3338
02:42:48,940 --> 02:42:50,940
Anything in particular?

3339
02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,940
Most likely...

3340
02:42:54,940 --> 02:42:56,940
O'Hara's white sliced pan.

3341
02:42:58,940 --> 02:43:00,940
That's a very popular option in my house.

3342
02:43:01,940 --> 02:43:02,940
But as for the...

3343
02:43:03,940 --> 02:43:09,940
As for your fancy carbohydrates, your rices and your foreign stuffs like your rice and your pastas and all that sort.

3344
02:43:10,940 --> 02:43:12,940
I don't really need any of that crack myself. Like, you know, it's just...

3345
02:43:12,940 --> 02:43:19,940
You can get all the sustenance you need from ground vegetables and roots and tubers.

3346
02:43:20,940 --> 02:43:25,940
Thank you very much, sir, to Pat Kenny's Irish Castles and Jellybean. Thank you very much.

3347
02:43:25,940 --> 02:43:29,940
Small choke, lad, you say. You'll be grand. But definitely rinse your rice.

3348
02:43:31,940 --> 02:43:36,940
Thank you very much, sir, for the tip there. Ham spray. Very, very kindly. It's a damn shame.

3349
02:43:37,940 --> 02:43:38,940
But you're on the up.

3350
02:43:39,940 --> 02:43:41,940
Get that one, two, three, four, five situation rolling.

3351
02:43:42,940 --> 02:43:46,940
And rusty bullet hole bandit. Thank you very much, sir.

3352
02:43:46,940 --> 02:43:49,940
Is there any update on the monkey? Does he have a red arse?

3353
02:43:50,940 --> 02:43:51,940
I don't think...

3354
02:43:51,940 --> 02:43:54,940
There's been obviously no news as of yet.

3355
02:43:55,940 --> 02:43:57,940
He's not one of those red arsed monkeys.

3356
02:43:57,940 --> 02:43:59,940
I think he's more of a kind of...

3357
02:44:00,940 --> 02:44:01,940
Just a...

3358
02:44:01,940 --> 02:44:04,940
Probably just a grey arse, if I was to guess from the picture of him.

3359
02:44:05,940 --> 02:44:06,940
But I think it's only...

3360
02:44:09,940 --> 02:44:12,940
I think it's baboons that have red arses.

3361
02:44:14,940 --> 02:44:15,940
If I am correct there, Tom.

3362
02:44:17,940 --> 02:44:18,940
Yeah, you are right in saying that.

3363
02:44:19,940 --> 02:44:20,940
We both do have a red arse.

3364
02:44:20,940 --> 02:44:21,940
We're not really too sure.

3365
02:44:22,940 --> 02:44:23,940
But nobles definitely have a red arse.

3366
02:44:24,940 --> 02:44:25,940
And some of the monkey's arses...

3367
02:44:26,940 --> 02:44:28,940
They look like they're a prolapse.

3368
02:44:29,940 --> 02:44:30,940
It's a strange arse to have.

3369
02:44:32,940 --> 02:44:34,940
They really do have some strange arses.

3370
02:44:35,940 --> 02:44:37,940
I'm glad that we didn't evolve...

3371
02:44:38,940 --> 02:44:41,940
That was something we lost in the evolutionary pipeline.

3372
02:44:42,940 --> 02:44:43,940
Was that...

3373
02:44:43,940 --> 02:44:44,940
Prolapsed...

3374
02:44:45,940 --> 02:44:47,940
Prolapsed ass looking badass situation.

3375
02:44:50,940 --> 02:44:52,940
Yeah, or as Antonio says in the chat there...

3376
02:44:53,940 --> 02:44:53,940
Bizarre.

3377
02:44:54,940 --> 02:44:56,940
I'm glad that we haven't got that anymore.

3378
02:44:57,940 --> 02:44:58,940
Speak for yourself, says Conrad.

3379
02:44:59,940 --> 02:44:59,940
I apologise.

3380
02:45:00,940 --> 02:45:03,940
Hopefully I haven't triggered anyone with my chat about us not having...

3381
02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:05,940
Red prolapsed arses.

3382
02:45:06,940 --> 02:45:09,940
But if anybody out there does have that they're watching, we mean...

3383
02:45:10,940 --> 02:45:11,940
Defence.

3384
02:45:11,940 --> 02:45:13,940
We're just remarking upon how amazing it is that we don't have that.

3385
02:45:13,940 --> 02:45:14,940
Moon dust.

3386
02:45:15,940 --> 02:45:16,940
Moon dust is still a problem.

3387
02:45:17,940 --> 02:45:18,940
Moon dust is still a problem.

3388
02:45:19,940 --> 02:45:20,940
Moon dust...

3389
02:45:21,940 --> 02:45:24,940
I'm pressing my fucking Neil Oliver button there and I can't really hear anything.

3390
02:45:24,940 --> 02:45:25,940
It was such a damn shame.

3391
02:45:26,940 --> 02:45:27,940
Jamie, tip, thank you very much.

3392
02:45:28,940 --> 02:45:29,940
Dot hash, thank you very much for your tip there.

3393
02:45:30,940 --> 02:45:31,940
Thanks for all the laughs you say.

3394
02:45:31,940 --> 02:45:32,940
That's no problem at all.

3395
02:45:32,940 --> 02:45:34,940
Thanks for watching, tuning in, tipping.

3396
02:45:35,940 --> 02:45:36,940
Adam, thank you very much.

3397
02:45:36,940 --> 02:45:37,940
And McGax as well.

3398
02:45:38,940 --> 02:45:39,940
Not too many body bags in the last game, he said.

3399
02:45:40,940 --> 02:45:42,940
But look, there was a body bag or two or three right there.

3400
02:45:43,940 --> 02:45:44,940
And with a bit of luck.

3401
02:45:44,940 --> 02:45:46,940
Bit of fucking mischievous fucking monkey business.

3402
02:45:47,940 --> 02:45:48,940
We might get something going on.

3403
02:45:49,940 --> 02:45:51,940
I just get a little bit of heat going in this game now and something will happen.

3404
02:45:53,940 --> 02:45:56,940
But it was our intention to fucking hit the heavy rain, but it's not happening at the moment.

3405
02:45:57,940 --> 02:45:58,940
Mischievous monkey, thank you very much.

3406
02:45:59,940 --> 02:46:03,940
The escaped monkey might be in any way responsible for the earthquake shaking Japan.

3407
02:46:04,940 --> 02:46:05,940
Big, big shout out to Japan and...

3408
02:46:06,940 --> 02:46:09,940
Such a fucking sad situation to see them getting hit.

3409
02:46:10,940 --> 02:46:13,940
Yet again with another fucking natural disaster.

3410
02:46:14,940 --> 02:46:24,940
After, not so long after the Fukushima fucking meltdown, which was a man-made disaster in a way, but what triggered it was nature, God, if there is a God.

3411
02:46:25,940 --> 02:46:30,940
And they sent a gigantic fucking tsunami down to the Japanese to deal with.

3412
02:46:30,940 --> 02:46:32,940
And they can't deal with that, they're a small island.

3413
02:46:33,940 --> 02:46:35,940
And now it's an earthquake situation as well.

3414
02:46:37,940 --> 02:46:38,940
Gas is moving.

3415
02:46:38,940 --> 02:46:38,940
It's an earthquake situation.

3416
02:46:38,940 --> 02:46:50,940
Maybe some of the buildings caked, pancaked during it. I'm not sure. I haven't seen the news, but heard all about it.

3417
02:46:51,940 --> 02:46:55,940
I heard 45 was the toll and hopefully that's not gone up.

3418
02:46:55,940 --> 02:46:58,940
But I mean, it takes time real to calculate these things.

3419
02:46:59,940 --> 02:47:02,940
All I can say and all I will say is Japan, we're standing with you.

3420
02:47:03,940 --> 02:47:09,940
And we're gonna be thinking of you tonight and we're gonna get the fucking win for Japan as well as that monkey. It's not gonna be hard. I mean, it's not gonna be easy.

3421
02:47:12,940 --> 02:47:39,940
That looked like fucking one of the rapper guys like fucking Lloyd Banks or 50 Cent. One of the G-Unit alumni. Oh, for fuck's sake. Get under the water, man. I don't need this in my life.

3422
02:47:39,940 --> 02:47:44,940
Crazy bit of business.

3423
02:47:46,940 --> 02:47:48,940
Get over to Rohan Oil here.

3424
02:47:49,940 --> 02:47:58,940
Hopefully your man isn't still fucking shooting at us, but he's probably got nothing to- nothing else going on in his fucking life that he has to single us out.

3425
02:47:59,940 --> 02:48:00,940
Like this, but don't worry.

3426
02:48:01,940 --> 02:48:05,940
We're doing the business and we're doing it Japanese style for the Japanese.

3427
02:48:06,940 --> 02:48:09,940
In honor of them. And we stand with them as well in the war zone.

3428
02:48:09,940 --> 02:48:18,940
Tony Yeo sends his regards to the Japanese as well. He's gonna be doing a fucking whistle stop tour of Kurosawa.

3429
02:48:19,940 --> 02:48:28,940
Prefecture next Tuesday weekday. Don't know if that's been cancelled due to the unforeseen events, but looks like it's still on.

3430
02:48:29,940 --> 02:48:36,940
Let's get a few nice goody-goody gumdrops out of this shed, yeah? And then we'll really take control.

3431
02:48:42,940 --> 02:48:46,940
That's what we wanted. That's what we wanted. That's what we got.

3432
02:48:54,940 --> 02:49:00,940
You're doing well. You're keeping your head on your shoulders in a shit situation.

3433
02:49:01,940 --> 02:49:05,940
It's definitely not a one, two, three, four, five-er with a better luck.

3434
02:49:06,940 --> 02:49:07,940
Little balls.

3435
02:49:09,940 --> 02:49:10,940
You're gonna be able to do it.

3436
02:49:10,940 --> 02:49:11,940
It's Francis.

3437
02:49:12,940 --> 02:49:16,940
Makes his way out of the dodgy part of town. He landed in a shit situation.

3438
02:49:17,940 --> 02:49:20,940
And now there's a guy in the distance up on the rooftop here.

3439
02:49:21,940 --> 02:49:23,940
I think Francis is gonna go for it, are ya?

3440
02:49:24,940 --> 02:49:26,940
In a roundabout way I will, yeah.

3441
02:49:26,940 --> 02:49:30,940
I'm just gonna get round the other side here and get up onto the second building.

3442
02:49:31,940 --> 02:49:34,940
And then take it to him. He's up there anyway himself.

3443
02:49:45,940 --> 02:49:46,940
Get up the f-

3444
02:49:49,940 --> 02:49:51,940
Friendly loadout drops on the way.

3445
02:49:51,940 --> 02:49:57,940
I think there's another guy around here so it's best for us to f-

3446
02:49:57,940 --> 02:49:59,940
Can move away fast, to be honest.

3447
02:50:02,940 --> 02:50:03,940
Gas is moving in.

3448
02:50:03,940 --> 02:50:04,940
Take solo, man.

3449
02:50:07,940 --> 02:50:08,940
That's how you get the assist.

3450
02:50:08,940 --> 02:50:11,940
Someone was asking me the other day, how'd you get assists in this in solos?

3451
02:50:11,940 --> 02:50:14,940
Well that was it. I should have got the kill there if you asked me.

3452
02:50:15,940 --> 02:50:18,940
Probably wouldn't have been sound though, because the other lad did the f- can damage.

3453
02:50:18,940 --> 02:50:19,940
I should have got the damage.

3454
02:50:35,940 --> 02:50:36,940
Snipe these clowns.

3455
02:50:37,940 --> 02:50:39,940
Let's fucking snipe these clowns.

3456
02:50:39,940 --> 02:50:42,940
Long distance relationship we've got going on with this guy.

3457
02:50:43,940 --> 02:50:50,940
Are they ready for me? Because I'm ready for them.

3458
02:50:52,940 --> 02:50:53,940
What the f- are these guys like?

3459
02:50:56,940 --> 02:50:59,940
Can't see them, it's a damn shame we can't see them. Hopefully they can't see us.

3460
02:51:02,940 --> 02:51:03,940
You're losing ground. Move it.

3461
02:51:06,940 --> 02:51:07,940
Just wait here, it's nice.

3462
02:51:11,940 --> 02:51:14,940
It's a safe spot, that's the main thing. We're in a fucking safe spot.

3463
02:51:14,940 --> 02:51:16,940
Be advised, there's an enemy squad gunning for you.

3464
02:51:17,940 --> 02:51:18,940
No problem.

3465
02:51:18,940 --> 02:51:19,940
No problem.

3466
02:51:37,940 --> 02:51:39,940
Okay. That's fine.

3467
02:51:39,940 --> 02:51:40,940
That's fine.

3468
02:51:50,940 --> 02:51:52,940
Flembag9miljil, thank you very much.

3469
02:51:52,940 --> 02:51:54,940
Time to take a bit of a fucking detour here.

3470
02:51:59,940 --> 02:52:00,940
Someone's got their loadout box.

3471
02:52:01,940 --> 02:52:06,940
Thank you very much to Deputy Derek Diskin as well guys.

3472
02:52:06,940 --> 02:52:13,940
I'm going to make sure I can read out your beautiful and glorious messages when the time comes.

3473
02:52:13,940 --> 02:52:14,940
When the correct time comes.

3474
02:52:14,940 --> 02:52:20,940
But right now, it's about keeping alive, staying in the game and achieving the win at all costs.

3475
02:52:20,940 --> 02:52:21,940
Might not be pretty.

3476
02:52:22,940 --> 02:52:25,940
You won't be seeing that song when we get to the end.

3477
02:52:25,940 --> 02:52:27,940
It's going to be a beautiful scenario when it happens.

3478
02:52:27,940 --> 02:52:30,940
When it eventually happens, it'll be like something we've never witnessed or seen before.

3479
02:52:30,940 --> 02:52:32,940
And I do say that every time.

3480
02:52:32,940 --> 02:52:33,940
I'm aware of that.

3481
02:52:37,940 --> 02:52:38,940
Forgot that this is a...

3482
02:52:40,940 --> 02:52:44,940
An MP5 with some nice attachments on it as well.

3483
02:52:45,940 --> 02:52:48,940
Ellen Sperling, thank you very, very much.

3484
02:52:48,940 --> 02:52:49,940
Very, very kind of you.

3485
02:52:49,940 --> 02:52:52,940
Great singers and great entertainers as well.

3486
02:52:53,940 --> 02:52:56,940
And Kinky John Fowler, thank you very much.

3487
02:52:57,940 --> 02:52:58,940
Let's do this.

3488
02:52:58,940 --> 02:53:00,940
Let's do this for the boys and do it for the fans.

3489
02:53:00,940 --> 02:53:01,940
Let's do it for the fucking...

3490
02:53:02,940 --> 02:53:03,940
For the every man.

3491
02:53:09,940 --> 02:53:11,940
I think we're as well to get back in the fucking machine and...

3492
02:53:12,940 --> 02:53:14,940
And maybe head to a nicer pasture.

3493
02:53:14,940 --> 02:53:26,940
We've got a lovely...

3494
02:53:27,940 --> 02:53:29,940
Armoured car.

3495
02:53:30,940 --> 02:53:32,940
Right here, right now.

3496
02:53:33,940 --> 02:53:36,940
It feels great to be inside a beast like this.

3497
02:53:37,940 --> 02:53:42,940
I do believe there were shots coming at me from one of these fucking cell towers.

3498
02:53:43,940 --> 02:53:46,940
I'd be very, very fucking wary about this.

3499
02:53:46,940 --> 02:53:50,940
Cash drop is en route.

3500
02:53:51,940 --> 02:53:55,940
I can't see anyone back there.

3501
02:53:56,940 --> 02:53:57,940
I can't see anyone back there.

3502
02:54:04,940 --> 02:54:07,940
The contract is getting closer anyway.

3503
02:54:08,940 --> 02:54:10,940
It would be very, very...

3504
02:54:11,940 --> 02:54:12,940
Beautiful...

3505
02:54:13,940 --> 02:54:15,940
To get that contract run him over.

3506
02:54:16,940 --> 02:54:18,940
Watch out for the Sligo boys.

3507
02:54:19,940 --> 02:54:21,940
I don't think any of those guys are even...

3508
02:54:21,940 --> 02:54:23,940
Involved in any of this sort of stuff.

3509
02:54:24,940 --> 02:54:25,940
There's a guy right up there now.

3510
02:54:25,940 --> 02:54:27,940
And look what we've got going on right here.

3511
02:54:29,940 --> 02:54:30,940
Nothing.

3512
02:54:31,940 --> 02:54:31,940
It was a bad buzz.

3513
02:54:31,940 --> 02:54:32,940
Hopefully he hasn't come back up.

3514
02:54:33,940 --> 02:54:34,940
Maybe I was just seeing things.

3515
02:54:36,940 --> 02:54:38,940
A lot of pace for this game.

3516
02:54:42,940 --> 02:54:43,940
Zero body bags.

3517
02:54:43,940 --> 02:54:44,940
But it feels nice and pacey.

3518
02:54:45,940 --> 02:54:46,940
It feels like you're really beginning to...

3519
02:54:47,940 --> 02:54:48,940
Get the confidence up here.

3520
02:54:49,940 --> 02:54:50,940
You're...

3521
02:54:50,940 --> 02:54:51,940
You're taking the absolute pace.

3522
02:54:52,940 --> 02:54:53,940
And you're...

3523
02:54:53,940 --> 02:54:54,940
Going up onto different hilltops.

3524
02:54:55,940 --> 02:54:56,940
Looking for lads.

3525
02:54:56,940 --> 02:54:58,940
Getting ready for a shnipe out situation.

3526
02:54:58,940 --> 02:54:59,940
I like what you're doing.

3527
02:54:59,940 --> 02:55:00,940
I like what you're doing.

3528
02:55:15,940 --> 02:55:16,940
That was an accident.

3529
02:55:17,940 --> 02:55:18,940
You're on my line.

3530
02:55:19,940 --> 02:55:20,940
That was an accident.

3531
02:55:20,940 --> 02:55:21,940
I don't think...

3532
02:55:21,940 --> 02:55:22,940
I cracked him.

3533
02:55:22,940 --> 02:55:23,940
At least I got a shot on anyway.

3534
02:55:23,940 --> 02:55:24,940
Just a bit of damage.

3535
02:55:24,940 --> 02:55:26,940
Just to let him know that we're...

3536
02:55:26,940 --> 02:55:27,940
We're alive.

3537
02:55:27,940 --> 02:55:28,940
We're ready.

3538
02:55:28,940 --> 02:55:29,940
We can see him.

3539
02:55:29,940 --> 02:55:30,940
And we don't like the cut of his jib.

3540
02:55:44,940 --> 02:55:46,940
Wonder what Bell and Sperling are at around here.

3541
02:55:47,940 --> 02:55:47,940
What is...

3542
02:55:47,940 --> 02:55:48,940
This guy...

3543
02:55:48,940 --> 02:55:49,940
Is he still there?

3544
02:55:49,940 --> 02:55:50,940
What's his game?

3545
02:55:50,940 --> 02:55:51,940
Like what's his game plan?

3546
02:55:51,940 --> 02:55:52,940
He's...

3547
02:55:53,940 --> 02:55:54,940
Does he have a game plan?

3548
02:55:54,940 --> 02:55:56,940
Because I've got a fucking car.

3549
02:55:56,940 --> 02:55:57,940
It's armored.

3550
02:55:57,940 --> 02:56:00,940
I'm gonna have to go for some petrol soon enough.

3551
02:56:03,940 --> 02:56:04,940
Dead bodies.

3552
02:56:05,940 --> 02:56:08,940
This place is littered with dead bodies.

3553
02:56:11,940 --> 02:56:12,940
It's a 36...

3554
02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:12,940
It's a 36...

3555
02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:13,940
Man...

3556
02:56:14,940 --> 02:56:15,940
Situation.

3557
02:56:15,940 --> 02:56:16,940
Look at this.

3558
02:56:17,940 --> 02:56:18,940
We got parking.

3559
02:56:18,940 --> 02:56:20,940
We managed to find parking.

3560
02:56:26,940 --> 02:56:27,940
We got parking.

3561
02:56:27,940 --> 02:56:27,940
We got parking.

3562
02:56:27,940 --> 02:56:28,940
We got parking.

3563
02:56:28,940 --> 02:56:29,940
We got parking on you, man.

3564
02:56:29,940 --> 02:56:30,940
Thanks for the parking.

3565
02:56:31,940 --> 02:56:32,940
Missed me!

3566
02:56:32,940 --> 02:56:33,940
Beautiful stuff.

3567
02:56:33,940 --> 02:56:33,940
Beautiful stuff.

3568
02:56:33,940 --> 02:56:35,940
He would not have liked that at all.

3569
02:56:40,940 --> 02:56:41,940
Very...

3570
02:56:41,940 --> 02:56:42,940
Very homoerotic if you ask me.

3571
02:56:42,940 --> 02:56:43,940
And...

3572
02:56:43,940 --> 02:56:46,940
Doesn't really say much about your character or your style.

3573
02:56:47,940 --> 02:56:50,940
Giving lads the fucking lion's tea bag there.

3574
02:56:52,940 --> 02:56:53,940
Well, I tell you this.

3575
02:56:53,940 --> 02:56:54,940
I'm not lying.

3576
02:56:54,940 --> 02:56:58,940
When I say it was a pure Barry's situation.

3577
02:56:59,940 --> 02:57:00,940
110%.

3578
02:57:01,940 --> 02:57:03,940
Well, that's how we deal with things in the war zone.

3579
02:57:03,940 --> 02:57:04,940
And again...

3580
02:57:05,940 --> 02:57:06,940
Who needs body bags when...

3581
02:57:06,940 --> 02:57:08,940
It's okay getting the body bags, but...

3582
02:57:08,940 --> 02:57:09,940
Where's the style?

3583
02:57:10,940 --> 02:57:11,940
Where's the style?

3584
02:57:12,940 --> 02:57:13,940
And that's...

3585
02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:14,940
That's the...

3586
02:57:15,940 --> 02:57:16,940
That's the end question.

3587
02:57:16,940 --> 02:57:17,940
That's the end result, I find.

3588
02:57:17,940 --> 02:57:19,940
That you need to really be asking yourself.

3589
02:57:19,940 --> 02:57:21,940
When it comes to how we get in these victories.

3590
02:57:21,940 --> 02:57:22,940
And these wins.

3591
02:57:22,940 --> 02:57:23,940
These kills.

3592
02:57:24,940 --> 02:57:24,940
Uh oh!

3593
02:57:24,940 --> 02:57:25,940
Uh oh!

3594
02:57:25,940 --> 02:57:27,940
*thud*

3595
02:57:27,940 --> 02:57:29,940
*thud*

3596
02:57:29,940 --> 02:57:57,940
*BOOM*

3597
02:57:57,940 --> 02:57:59,940
Is this guy gonna run with us?

3598
02:57:59,940 --> 02:58:02,940
What's going on man, you gonna run?

3599
02:58:02,940 --> 02:58:05,940
Or are we gonna dance?

3600
02:58:05,940 --> 02:58:15,940
*BOOM*

3601
02:58:15,940 --> 02:58:17,940
He's down there look.

3602
02:58:17,940 --> 02:58:19,940
*BOOM*

3603
02:58:19,940 --> 02:58:21,940
*BOOM*

3604
02:58:21,940 --> 02:58:23,940
*BOOM*

3605
02:58:23,940 --> 02:58:52,940
Fuck off! There's- there's more than one! There's more than one! Let's get away, let's get away, we need style! Where's your style? Where's your style? You've got no style!

3606
02:58:52,940 --> 02:59:03,940
I think that lad did have style- watch out! There's a lad styling up on top of the building here! He's got a massive rifle! He's gonna style ya!

3607
02:59:03,940 --> 02:59:32,340
You've got no plates. We've got no plates guys. We've got no plates. There's a guy, there's a bad boy up top there.

3608
02:59:32,340 --> 02:59:56,980
There's mines, there's landmines. Some absolutely insane escapology going on here. Robbie Williams sends his regards.

3609
03:00:00,740 --> 03:00:06,980
Vin Diesel was asking for you as well Tom.

3610
03:00:29,140 --> 03:00:37,380
"Loadout drop headed your way."

3611
03:00:37,380 --> 03:00:43,620
"Loadout drop headed your way."

3612
03:00:43,620 --> 03:00:51,860
"Five situation thank you very much. And Dr. Kira Kelly and Big Red thank you very much I'll get back to you in a minute. Just need to fucking... make sure we do the business here.

3613
03:00:51,860 --> 03:01:00,100
17 left.

3614
03:01:00,100 --> 03:01:08,340
Gas is closing in.

3615
03:01:08,340 --> 03:01:14,580
With one body bag with the elusive victory which we couldn't get last year. A whole year has gone by.

3616
03:01:14,580 --> 03:01:22,820
This guy up top is sending airstrikes."

3617
03:01:22,820 --> 03:01:31,060
"Five situation thank you very much."

3618
03:01:31,060 --> 03:01:33,060
"Five situation thank you very much."

3619
03:01:33,060 --> 03:01:37,060
"Five situation thank you very much."

3620
03:01:37,060 --> 03:01:39,060
"Five situation thank you very much."

3621
03:01:39,060 --> 03:01:47,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3622
03:01:47,300 --> 03:01:49,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3623
03:01:49,300 --> 03:01:49,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3624
03:01:49,300 --> 03:01:51,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3625
03:01:51,300 --> 03:01:53,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3626
03:01:53,300 --> 03:01:55,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3627
03:01:55,300 --> 03:01:57,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3628
03:01:57,300 --> 03:01:59,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3629
03:01:59,300 --> 03:02:01,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3630
03:02:01,300 --> 03:02:03,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3631
03:02:03,300 --> 03:02:05,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3632
03:02:05,300 --> 03:02:07,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3633
03:02:07,300 --> 03:02:09,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3634
03:02:09,300 --> 03:02:11,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3635
03:02:11,300 --> 03:02:13,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3636
03:02:13,300 --> 03:02:15,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3637
03:02:15,300 --> 03:02:17,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3638
03:02:17,300 --> 03:02:19,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3639
03:02:19,300 --> 03:02:21,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3640
03:02:21,300 --> 03:02:23,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3641
03:02:23,300 --> 03:02:25,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3642
03:02:25,300 --> 03:02:27,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3643
03:02:27,300 --> 03:02:29,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3644
03:02:29,300 --> 03:02:31,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3645
03:02:31,300 --> 03:02:33,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3646
03:02:33,300 --> 03:02:35,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3647
03:02:35,300 --> 03:02:37,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3648
03:02:37,300 --> 03:02:39,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3649
03:02:39,300 --> 03:02:41,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3650
03:02:41,300 --> 03:02:43,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3651
03:02:43,300 --> 03:02:45,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3652
03:02:45,300 --> 03:02:47,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3653
03:02:47,300 --> 03:02:49,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3654
03:02:49,300 --> 03:02:51,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3655
03:02:51,300 --> 03:02:53,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3656
03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:55,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3657
03:02:55,300 --> 03:02:57,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3658
03:02:57,300 --> 03:02:59,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3659
03:02:59,300 --> 03:03:01,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3660
03:03:01,300 --> 03:03:03,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3661
03:03:03,300 --> 03:03:05,300
"Five situation thank you very much."

3662
03:03:05,300 --> 03:03:09,300
"Gas is moving."

3663
03:03:09,300 --> 03:03:11,300
"This doesn't look good."

3664
03:03:11,300 --> 03:03:13,300
"This does not look good to me there's a guy waiting for me."

3665
03:03:13,300 --> 03:03:15,300
"No."

3666
03:03:19,300 --> 03:03:21,300
"No."

3667
03:03:33,300 --> 03:03:34,660
Plates, plates!

3668
03:03:34,660 --> 03:03:58,880
You made it to the top five.

3669
03:03:59,880 --> 03:04:02,420
Gas is inbound, marking a new safe zone.

3670
03:04:02,420 --> 03:04:29,080
Gas is inbound.

3671
03:04:29,080 --> 03:04:36,080
Gas is inbound.

3672
03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:41,080
Gas is inbound.

3673
03:04:41,080 --> 03:04:48,080
Gas is inbound.

3674
03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:53,080
Gas is inbound.

3675
03:04:53,080 --> 03:05:00,080
Gas is inbound.

3676
03:05:00,080 --> 03:05:07,080
Gas is inbound.

3677
03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:08,080
That victory's ours next time.

3678
03:05:08,080 --> 03:05:09,080
It was a valiant effort.

3679
03:05:09,080 --> 03:05:10,080
Keep your head up.

3680
03:05:10,080 --> 03:05:11,080
Return to base for debrief.

3681
03:05:11,080 --> 03:05:12,080
It was a valiant effort.

3682
03:05:12,080 --> 03:05:14,080
I've been to return to base to debrief.

3683
03:05:14,080 --> 03:05:15,080
You got first place.

3684
03:05:15,080 --> 03:05:16,080
A couple of nice melon cracks.

3685
03:05:16,080 --> 03:05:23,080
I particularly liked the balls that you showed on going back into the gas to get some plates.

3686
03:05:23,080 --> 03:05:24,080
But it just wasn't to be.

3687
03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:30,080
It utilized the drone to great effect in the final furlong.

3688
03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:31,080
But look, it is what it is.

3689
03:05:31,080 --> 03:05:32,080
It was what it was.

3690
03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:33,080
It was a nice attempt to try to secure that elusive victory.

3691
03:05:33,080 --> 03:05:45,080
And as you look at the fella here playing, he's no better than yourself, Francis.

3692
03:05:45,080 --> 03:05:46,080
He has only three kills to his name.

3693
03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:46,080
And they were probably rubbish kills with no style whatsoever.

3694
03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:47,080
I'd be very interested in seeing what attachments he can stick on that sniper.

3695
03:05:47,080 --> 03:05:52,080
And I'd actually encourage you to use it going forward as well.

3696
03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:52,080
Not reloading for ages with sweating juice says Darren.

3697
03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:53,080
Look, we didn't even notice it.

3698
03:05:53,080 --> 03:05:54,080
I didn't even notice it.

3699
03:05:54,080 --> 03:05:55,080
I didn't even notice it.

3700
03:05:55,080 --> 03:05:56,080
I...

3701
03:05:56,080 --> 03:05:57,080
I...

3702
03:05:57,080 --> 03:05:58,080
Look at that snake.

3703
03:05:58,080 --> 03:05:59,080
I didn't even notice it.

3704
03:05:59,080 --> 03:06:00,080
I didn't even notice it.

3705
03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:01,080
I didn't even notice it.

3706
03:06:01,080 --> 03:06:02,080
I didn't even notice it.

3707
03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:03,080
I didn't even notice it, to be honest.

3708
03:06:03,080 --> 03:06:04,080
I was so in the zone.

3709
03:06:04,080 --> 03:06:05,080
But what about those snipes?

3710
03:06:05,080 --> 03:06:08,080
And I had to make educated guesses as to where the location of these guys were.

3711
03:06:08,080 --> 03:06:10,400
says Darren. Look, we didn't even notice.

3712
03:06:10,480 --> 03:06:11,540
I didn't even notice it.

3713
03:06:12,400 --> 03:06:12,840
I...

3714
03:06:12,840 --> 03:06:16,520
Look at that snake. I didn't

3715
03:06:16,520 --> 03:06:18,640
even notice it. I didn't even notice

3716
03:06:18,640 --> 03:06:20,480
it, to be honest. I was so in the zone, but

3717
03:06:20,480 --> 03:06:22,580
what about those snipes? And I had to make

3718
03:06:22,580 --> 03:06:24,540
educated guesses as to where the location

3719
03:06:24,540 --> 03:06:26,420
of these guys were.

3720
03:06:28,240 --> 03:06:30,340
Tony Aboa, G.A. Ben Ashore,

3721
03:06:30,420 --> 03:06:32,600
thank you very much. Reload.

3722
03:06:32,940 --> 03:06:34,340
Reload, thank you very much for the tip.

3723
03:06:35,080 --> 03:06:36,040
Five situation.

3724
03:06:36,580 --> 03:06:38,680
Lovely bit of business. Thank you very much for that tip there.

3725
03:06:38,740 --> 03:06:41,040
Very kind, yeah. News update.

3726
03:06:42,220 --> 03:06:42,800
Says Dr.

3727
03:06:42,900 --> 03:06:44,120
Kira Kelly, a monkey

3728
03:06:44,120 --> 03:06:46,840
like individual has been spotted

3729
03:06:46,840 --> 03:06:48,600
swinging from tree

3730
03:06:48,600 --> 03:06:50,800
to tree around the Tubercury

3731
03:06:50,800 --> 03:06:52,460
region wearing a double coat,

3732
03:06:52,700 --> 03:06:54,600
peaked cap and Vera

3733
03:06:54,600 --> 03:06:56,780
motor shoes. I'm not sure if that's the

3734
03:06:56,780 --> 03:06:58,940
reference to the very stylish

3735
03:06:58,940 --> 03:07:00,900
monkey that was seen smoking a fag

3736
03:07:00,900 --> 03:07:03,040
outside Ikea not too long ago,

3737
03:07:03,140 --> 03:07:04,340
but it does sound particularly

3738
03:07:04,340 --> 03:07:05,840
coincidental.

3739
03:07:06,520 --> 03:07:07,980
wouldn't that be coincidental, Tom?

3740
03:07:08,980 --> 03:07:09,740
Really would be.

3741
03:07:10,700 --> 03:07:12,100
Thank you very much for the tip.

3742
03:07:12,160 --> 03:07:12,900
Anyway, there, Dr.

3743
03:07:12,960 --> 03:07:14,580
Kira Kelly, big red, very kind of, yeah.

3744
03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:15,440
We're all behind you.

3745
03:07:15,540 --> 03:07:16,240
You say that's great stuff.

3746
03:07:16,300 --> 03:07:17,140
Bell and Spurling.

3747
03:07:17,540 --> 03:07:18,200
Very nice.

3748
03:07:18,300 --> 03:07:19,280
Thank you very much for that.

3749
03:07:20,000 --> 03:07:21,800
And Kinky John Fowler says,

3750
03:07:21,960 --> 03:07:23,340
France is happy new year.

3751
03:07:24,140 --> 03:07:25,380
The plane there at the beginning

3752
03:07:25,380 --> 03:07:26,940
would remind you of Schluglingers.

3753
03:07:27,100 --> 03:07:27,800
Would you ask Tommy,

3754
03:07:27,880 --> 03:07:29,620
does he not mistake into the skies at all?

3755
03:07:29,680 --> 03:07:30,860
I'll answer that question here.

3756
03:07:30,920 --> 03:07:31,860
And now I miss it a lot.

3757
03:07:32,320 --> 03:07:36,160
When I just think maybe the system has run its course

3758
03:07:36,160 --> 03:07:38,480
and he needs to upgrade his fucking card.

3759
03:07:38,700 --> 03:07:39,580
When are you going to do that?

3760
03:07:39,620 --> 03:07:40,860
Are you going to get a graphics card?

3761
03:07:40,980 --> 03:07:43,500
Because you're still, you're running a 1070

3762
03:07:43,500 --> 03:07:47,360
and times have gone on, times have changed.

3763
03:07:49,040 --> 03:07:56,140
I'm running a 1070 and it needs to go up to at least a fucking 3060 Ti.

3764
03:07:56,420 --> 03:07:58,980
But I mean, that's like a console.

3765
03:07:59,220 --> 03:08:02,600
So I mean, I'm just, I've spent the last year kind of delivering.

3766
03:08:02,720 --> 03:08:03,120
What do I do?

3767
03:08:03,180 --> 03:08:07,480
Do I buy a console and then ignore the PC and then stream off that?

3768
03:08:07,560 --> 03:08:10,020
But then of course that has its own limitations

3769
03:08:10,020 --> 03:08:12,560
and there's a lot of games that aren't even available

3770
03:08:12,560 --> 03:08:14,380
for the consoles that you get for the PC.

3771
03:08:14,740 --> 03:08:17,180
Or do you do that for the PC upgraded?

3772
03:08:17,180 --> 03:08:22,560
And then you miss out on the ease and simplicity of the console as well,

3773
03:08:22,620 --> 03:08:26,680
you know, because you're not then streaming off the same machine

3774
03:08:26,680 --> 03:08:27,840
that you're playing the game on.

3775
03:08:27,920 --> 03:08:30,720
So there's a lot of, a lot of technical aspects

3776
03:08:30,720 --> 03:08:32,600
that I'm not particularly too fucking aware of.

3777
03:08:32,740 --> 03:08:36,280
I won't be aware of until I've taken the plunge

3778
03:08:36,280 --> 03:08:38,700
and tried to fit a new graphics card into my machine.

3779
03:08:38,780 --> 03:08:41,240
Never even fitted a graphics card into my machine before.

3780
03:08:41,300 --> 03:08:44,660
It's the first time I've ever had a PC with a graphics card.

3781
03:08:44,660 --> 03:08:47,240
So that would be interesting in and of itself.

3782
03:08:47,440 --> 03:08:48,520
Would I be able to do it?

3783
03:08:48,800 --> 03:08:49,660
Would I fuck it up?

3784
03:08:50,460 --> 03:08:51,460
And then would it run?

3785
03:08:52,340 --> 03:08:55,320
I mean, people are saying it's easy enough to do, but I mean...

3786
03:08:56,160 --> 03:09:00,240
I actually haven't opened the case of the computer since I got it.

3787
03:09:00,320 --> 03:09:02,240
So it's probably dusty as fuck in there as well.

3788
03:09:03,040 --> 03:09:06,020
Don't forget to use olive oil there, Niall Flynn says.

3789
03:09:07,420 --> 03:09:10,540
And PC build stream could be a thing.

3790
03:09:11,420 --> 03:09:13,240
Simplest thing in the world, says Johnson.

3791
03:09:13,380 --> 03:09:14,700
I mean, there's a lot of people who are...

3792
03:09:15,560 --> 03:09:17,020
They know what they're doing with it, you know.

3793
03:09:17,180 --> 03:09:18,220
They're au fait with it.

3794
03:09:18,300 --> 03:09:19,400
Thank you very much, Flynn Bag.

3795
03:09:19,780 --> 03:09:20,420
9ml Jill.

3796
03:09:20,560 --> 03:09:25,160
75% sale on body bags, eggs, pudding and beans.

3797
03:09:25,920 --> 03:09:28,420
And Mischievous Monkey, thank you very much there.

3798
03:09:28,540 --> 03:09:31,780
Rusty Bullet, Old Bandit, Ham Spray as well.

3799
03:09:31,960 --> 03:09:33,480
And Jelly Bean.

3800
03:09:34,960 --> 03:09:36,480
That was a nice turn up for the books.

3801
03:09:37,540 --> 03:09:38,840
It had something to it.

3802
03:09:38,880 --> 03:09:40,560
It had a bit of zap to it, a bit of zip.

3803
03:09:40,680 --> 03:09:46,160
And I'm quite encouraged by that MP5 sniper setup, Snipe House.

3804
03:09:46,580 --> 03:09:50,820
I think you should rename that in your thing as just Snipe House.

3805
03:09:51,340 --> 03:09:55,300
And maybe do that now while you've got the time in between this and this game.

3806
03:09:55,300 --> 03:09:57,560
I know we were meant to go into heavy rain now.

3807
03:09:57,980 --> 03:10:02,540
But it just feels as though we're beginning to get that style about us.

3808
03:10:02,660 --> 03:10:04,300
It feels like something's happening, you know.

3809
03:10:05,000 --> 03:10:08,100
Hugh in the chat even says two great games there.

3810
03:10:09,080 --> 03:10:11,800
And, you know, you feel that the win...

3811
03:10:11,800 --> 03:10:16,160
We're kind of getting the sense that a win is imminent.

3812
03:10:18,820 --> 03:10:22,480
Yeah, I'm just going to rename Sniper as Snipe House.

3813
03:10:23,480 --> 03:10:25,360
Edit with R there and...

3814
03:10:26,440 --> 03:10:28,680
We should look at the gunsmith and see what we can put on this.

3815
03:10:28,760 --> 03:10:30,140
We've got an underbarrel.

3816
03:10:30,260 --> 03:10:31,760
Let's put something in the underbarrel.

3817
03:10:34,000 --> 03:10:36,720
Let's fucking put a fucking bipod on there.

3818
03:10:37,900 --> 03:10:38,420
I can't.

3819
03:10:39,300 --> 03:10:40,280
We've been maxed out.

3820
03:10:40,360 --> 03:10:40,940
We've been maxed out.

3821
03:10:41,660 --> 03:10:42,580
What about this?

3822
03:10:42,740 --> 03:10:43,880
We've been both maxed out.

3823
03:10:43,900 --> 03:10:44,480
I'm happy with them.

3824
03:10:44,540 --> 03:10:46,700
There's no silencer, but I just feel like, what's the point?

3825
03:10:47,620 --> 03:10:50,280
It's just like, I want to have a powerful weapon

3826
03:10:50,280 --> 03:10:53,060
and I don't care who sees me or hears me using it.

3827
03:10:53,240 --> 03:10:57,080
And that can then draw them into my web.

3828
03:10:57,320 --> 03:10:58,540
Like a fucking spider.

3829
03:10:59,140 --> 03:11:00,140
Killing these flies.

3830
03:11:01,040 --> 03:11:02,780
Thanks for the explanation on the graphics card.

3831
03:11:02,860 --> 03:11:03,840
Says Kiki John Fowler.

3832
03:11:03,940 --> 03:11:04,660
Thanks for the tip.

3833
03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:05,900
Is what I say to you.

3834
03:11:06,600 --> 03:11:09,360
And none other than Styli Minogue.

3835
03:11:09,600 --> 03:11:10,700
Thank you very much as well.

3836
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:17,000
Just to let you know, I've binged the Slug Lingus videos of last year.

3837
03:11:17,000 --> 03:11:23,780
I want to thank Tommy personally for the happiness and joy of the trips into the blue void, you say.

3838
03:11:23,900 --> 03:11:25,240
Hopefully there is no blue void.

3839
03:11:25,720 --> 03:11:30,280
As I recall, it was a blue void when you started doing those fucking flight streams, wasn't it?

3840
03:11:31,620 --> 03:11:35,220
Yeah, slap bang in the middle of COVID lockdowns, I think it was.

3841
03:11:35,400 --> 03:11:40,980
It was a strange time to be alive, but I hammered it for a month and I really loved it.

3842
03:11:41,100 --> 03:11:43,640
And then thought, this game is, this is amazing.

3843
03:11:44,340 --> 03:11:48,680
I don't want to tear the arse out of it and have it saved for later.

3844
03:11:49,120 --> 03:11:51,580
Like in the way that you would be with the, uh...

3845
03:11:51,580 --> 03:11:53,740
The stewardship of a, you know?

3846
03:11:55,360 --> 03:11:59,360
I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha.

3847
03:11:59,360 --> 03:11:59,840
Stop.

3848
03:12:01,200 --> 03:12:03,280
Now, let's do this.

3849
03:12:04,040 --> 03:12:10,580
Is it worth visiting the stronghold for a bit of fucking heavy-handed hot drop action?

3850
03:12:11,240 --> 03:12:15,480
Could be a real nightmare creature down here.

3851
03:12:15,540 --> 03:12:16,520
But let's see what we've got.

3852
03:12:16,600 --> 03:12:17,820
It's down at the radar tower.

3853
03:12:18,820 --> 03:12:21,320
And we're straight into the fucking hotbox unit.

3854
03:12:22,660 --> 03:12:23,680
Couple of gunnage.

3855
03:12:24,640 --> 03:12:26,060
Bit of fucking Wurzel gunnage.

3856
03:12:27,700 --> 03:12:32,540
Very, very surprised that nobody has taken the opportunity to come down this way so far.

3857
03:12:32,860 --> 03:12:34,080
So far, we're okay.

3858
03:12:34,180 --> 03:12:36,600
Let's slap one of these radars down in a minute.

3859
03:12:36,940 --> 03:12:37,860
When we get the word.

3860
03:12:38,160 --> 03:12:39,280
Gas is closing in.

3861
03:12:40,800 --> 03:12:42,060
This should be nice now.

3862
03:12:42,120 --> 03:12:44,660
Getting that snipe house loadout that we so...

3863
03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:47,580
Want and love.

3864
03:12:47,640 --> 03:12:49,560
I'm gonna stick a radar there just in case.

3865
03:12:49,660 --> 03:12:50,220
No one's here.

3866
03:12:51,360 --> 03:12:56,400
And we've got accusations of bullet being levelled from a mountainside top there.

3867
03:12:56,580 --> 03:12:58,640
But what we'll do is get the snipe house.

3868
03:12:59,160 --> 03:13:01,840
And go and pay a little mountain man a visit.

3869
03:13:02,800 --> 03:13:04,840
Old Johnny Mountain Box himself.

3870
03:13:06,200 --> 03:13:08,620
That's putting out our own little personal UAV.

3871
03:13:08,760 --> 03:13:10,960
I'm not gonna bother with the black side key.

3872
03:13:11,060 --> 03:13:11,480
I've got it.

3873
03:13:11,520 --> 03:13:11,820
All right.

3874
03:13:11,880 --> 03:13:13,180
I might end up throwing it away.

3875
03:13:14,100 --> 03:13:17,700
At some stage during the game to free up space for other stuff.

3876
03:13:18,320 --> 03:13:19,940
But let's just wait here for a moment.

3877
03:13:20,060 --> 03:13:24,360
Really just make use of the radar that's there.

3878
03:13:27,180 --> 03:13:30,140
I'd love to be able to see out this window here and snipe out the window.

3879
03:13:35,420 --> 03:13:37,040
That's where we've seen the beast.

3880
03:13:39,160 --> 03:13:41,840
There's no chance that he's made his way down.

3881
03:13:41,900 --> 03:13:42,480
Oh, he has.

3882
03:13:42,620 --> 03:13:43,460
He's made his way down.

3883
03:13:47,800 --> 03:13:49,000
A couple of buildings over.

3884
03:13:49,000 --> 03:13:50,260
Down here.

3885
03:13:57,260 --> 03:13:58,520
Pure pot shots, you know.

3886
03:13:58,960 --> 03:14:00,420
Real speculative stuff.

3887
03:14:01,200 --> 03:14:03,460
Maybe go up on the mountain and get the jump on him.

3888
03:14:04,580 --> 03:14:05,620
We keep this secure.

3889
03:14:05,620 --> 03:14:23,120
Cliche Shafé, thank you very much.

3890
03:14:33,800 --> 03:14:36,240
Just doing a little bit of creeping and sneaking here.

3891
03:14:37,540 --> 03:14:41,900
See your man has gone over to the fucking, there's like an underground base layer up there, so.

3892
03:14:43,840 --> 03:14:50,380
Get ourselves on the QB and head like over there in a nice kind of fucking circular direction.

3893
03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:54,640
Hopefully draw him out of the lair that he's found himself in.

3894
03:15:00,480 --> 03:15:16,240
Bill Clinton, how are you? Thanks very much for the tip and I hope that you are getting on well and that the impending scenario that you're going to be faced with a la Epstein and the boys is not going to get you down too much.

3895
03:15:16,580 --> 03:15:21,580
But I tell you something, if it was me, if you was me and I was you, I'd be shitting bricks.

3896
03:15:24,380 --> 03:15:28,240
It will be interesting, thanks very much for the tip, Pat the Popper and Bill Clinton.

3897
03:15:28,480 --> 03:15:33,020
It'll be interesting to see how he manages to worm his way out of that one.

3898
03:15:34,980 --> 03:15:37,660
Also equally interesting to see what's going on here.

3899
03:15:38,820 --> 03:15:40,560
Where is this guy that you were sniping?

3900
03:15:41,280 --> 03:15:42,320
He's not showing face.

3901
03:15:46,380 --> 03:15:58,640
You're fucking joking me.

3902
03:15:58,640 --> 03:16:00,680
The gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone.

3903
03:16:04,080 --> 03:16:06,480
Oh, you're on my lane now.

3904
03:16:07,560 --> 03:16:11,660
Got absolutely poppered out of it there by fucking Pat the Popper using his pop machine.

3905
03:16:11,660 --> 03:16:14,700
I had the better weapon.

3906
03:16:15,260 --> 03:16:16,520
I had the better weapon.

3907
03:16:16,720 --> 03:16:17,660
And I gave him a headshot.

3908
03:16:17,760 --> 03:16:20,360
I thought that he took the headshot.

3909
03:16:20,520 --> 03:16:21,500
It cracked his armor.

3910
03:16:22,360 --> 03:16:23,620
He'll definitely get down and hide.

3911
03:16:23,680 --> 03:16:24,540
No, he didn't hide.

3912
03:16:24,640 --> 03:16:27,520
He had the fucking warrior's soul and spirit.

3913
03:16:29,760 --> 03:16:32,340
Killed by a man called Suck My Bullets.

3914
03:16:32,660 --> 03:16:36,260
That's an absolute damn shame and an insult to injury as well.

3915
03:16:36,260 --> 03:16:53,220
See ya!

3916
03:16:55,220 --> 03:16:56,920
Just one of those days.

3917
03:16:57,560 --> 03:16:58,380
Charlie Mike.

3918
03:16:58,540 --> 03:16:59,840
It's just one of those days.

3919
03:16:59,840 --> 03:16:59,900
See ya!

3920
03:16:59,900 --> 03:17:09,600
This could be fucking...

3921
03:17:09,600 --> 03:17:12,600
Very, very...

3922
03:17:12,600 --> 03:17:14,060
Dodgy indeed.

3923
03:17:14,460 --> 03:17:15,860
Not a great strategy.

3924
03:17:16,100 --> 03:17:19,400
We already know for real that there was somebody up here not too long ago.

3925
03:17:19,480 --> 03:17:21,680
What we're gonna do, though, is get that snipe house.

3926
03:17:21,680 --> 03:17:22,680
Stay...

3927
03:17:22,680 --> 03:17:44,920
I'd like to stay up at the top of this church.

3928
03:17:44,920 --> 03:17:47,640
If I could get there, it would be really handy and nice for me.

3929
03:17:47,640 --> 03:18:04,440
Where are the plates?

3930
03:18:04,440 --> 03:18:05,620
Do you know?

3931
03:18:19,400 --> 03:18:21,320
Not great tactics.

3932
03:18:21,560 --> 03:18:22,420
Let's just say that.

3933
03:18:22,500 --> 03:18:23,500
But you got the load out.

3934
03:18:26,060 --> 03:18:29,200
If you find some plates in a car, it's game over.

3935
03:18:29,680 --> 03:18:30,460
For these guys.

3936
03:18:30,680 --> 03:18:31,240
Not for us.

3937
03:18:31,240 --> 03:18:38,240
There's...

3938
03:18:38,240 --> 03:18:39,240
There's...

3939
03:18:39,240 --> 03:18:40,360
A plate.

3940
03:18:45,400 --> 03:18:47,800
Couple of fucking tacticals and a lethal.

3941
03:18:56,520 --> 03:18:57,680
And a UAV.

3942
03:18:57,800 --> 03:18:58,420
That's perfect.

3943
03:18:58,420 --> 03:19:00,940
Requesting Rick on flyover.

3944
03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:01,280
Copy.

3945
03:19:01,540 --> 03:19:02,780
UAV orbiting the AO.

3946
03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:05,320
Completely and utterly safe.

3947
03:19:06,760 --> 03:19:07,800
Nobody around us.

3948
03:19:07,860 --> 03:19:08,280
We're sound.

3949
03:19:09,780 --> 03:19:12,140
And enough money to go and get a UAV.

3950
03:19:12,220 --> 03:19:12,940
A secondary UAV.

3951
03:19:13,680 --> 03:19:16,520
And we'll just mark those cards down there.

3952
03:19:16,620 --> 03:19:18,420
Go and sit on a hilltop and snipe it.

3953
03:19:18,760 --> 03:19:19,700
Just snipe it.

3954
03:19:23,360 --> 03:19:24,800
Take that for later as well.

3955
03:19:24,860 --> 03:19:25,280
And that.

3956
03:19:25,280 --> 03:19:30,400
Oh no!

3957
03:19:36,040 --> 03:19:36,640
Just...

3958
03:19:36,640 --> 03:19:37,780
We'll head down to the...

3959
03:19:37,780 --> 03:19:39,560
The mountain top now and snipe it.

3960
03:19:39,620 --> 03:19:40,280
We need to go...

3961
03:19:40,280 --> 03:19:43,880
Actually need to go and buy some fucking plates after that debacle.

3962
03:19:44,660 --> 03:19:45,400
Oh no!

3963
03:19:45,400 --> 03:19:52,200
It's a heavy situation.

3964
03:19:54,500 --> 03:19:56,680
Accusations of bullets being leveled at you.

3965
03:19:56,780 --> 03:19:58,380
Be attacked by an enemy squad.

3966
03:19:58,560 --> 03:19:59,120
Evade and survive.

3967
03:19:59,120 --> 03:20:01,000
Requesting Rick on flyover.

3968
03:20:01,080 --> 03:20:01,300
Copy.

3969
03:20:01,600 --> 03:20:02,820
UAV orbiting the AO.

3970
03:20:03,080 --> 03:20:03,820
Rick on is online.

3971
03:20:03,820 --> 03:20:31,060
I wonder where he went.

3972
03:20:31,060 --> 03:20:39,600
You got gas moving in.

3973
03:20:54,300 --> 03:20:55,340
Horses under starlight.

3974
03:20:55,420 --> 03:20:56,760
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3975
03:20:56,840 --> 03:20:57,020
Look.

3976
03:20:58,700 --> 03:20:59,800
Need to get down here.

3977
03:20:59,920 --> 03:21:01,680
There's a car down at the gas station.

3978
03:21:03,340 --> 03:21:04,760
Lovely bit of gas station.

3979
03:21:05,900 --> 03:21:08,700
Car business to be dealt with down here.

3980
03:21:08,780 --> 03:21:09,840
Make sure there's nobody here.

3981
03:21:09,900 --> 03:21:11,220
Though the door is open, remember.

3982
03:21:11,980 --> 03:21:12,880
Be frosty.

3983
03:21:12,880 --> 03:21:42,560
Someone had mined the, uh...

3984
03:21:42,560 --> 03:21:43,200
Garage there.

3985
03:21:43,240 --> 03:21:44,360
Hopefully this isn't mined here.

3986
03:21:44,820 --> 03:21:45,100
Nope.

3987
03:21:45,680 --> 03:21:46,940
Don't mind if I do.

3988
03:21:48,020 --> 03:21:49,320
Straight back into it.

3989
03:21:52,860 --> 03:21:55,560
And then our final circle maybe, perhaps.

3990
03:21:55,680 --> 03:21:56,400
Soon enough, Tom.

3991
03:21:58,980 --> 03:22:00,320
It's not the cleanest.

3992
03:22:00,480 --> 03:22:02,400
It's not the cleanest one, but it's a one.

3993
03:22:03,620 --> 03:22:04,480
It's a one.

3994
03:22:04,940 --> 03:22:05,860
Let's just say that.

3995
03:22:05,980 --> 03:22:09,600
And you are in that last 25 shake-up.

3996
03:22:10,160 --> 03:22:11,060
Last 26.

3997
03:22:12,240 --> 03:22:16,820
It's going to be in the shake-up for the final circle.

3998
03:22:18,500 --> 03:22:19,520
That's what you want.

3999
03:22:19,940 --> 03:22:21,660
Just keep an eye out for snipers.

4000
03:22:21,860 --> 03:22:22,760
It's where we...

4001
03:22:22,760 --> 03:22:29,220
That's a lovely box inside there, but we won't take to it because it's just one of those load-out boxes.

4002
03:22:29,380 --> 03:22:30,640
It gives you your load-out weapons.

4003
03:22:30,920 --> 03:22:31,860
We've already got them.

4004
03:22:32,200 --> 03:22:34,200
And we're heading for a brighter day.

4005
03:22:34,300 --> 03:22:35,160
There's a guy over here.

4006
03:22:35,160 --> 03:22:36,780
Level accusations of Carradine.

4007
03:22:38,220 --> 03:22:39,360
David Carradine.

4008
03:22:40,480 --> 03:22:41,100
Fucking hell.

4009
03:22:43,100 --> 03:22:43,960
He did well.

4010
03:22:53,960 --> 03:22:55,600
Got a hop, skip, and a jump.

4011
03:22:55,640 --> 03:22:56,620
He did well there.

4012
03:22:56,680 --> 03:22:57,920
The enemy lost track of you.

4013
03:22:57,920 --> 03:22:59,120
Still in the gaff there.

4014
03:22:59,820 --> 03:23:01,040
Probably not going to come out.

4015
03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:03,220
He has come out.

4016
03:23:05,360 --> 03:23:08,780
We're not going to let him have sight of us.

4017
03:23:09,160 --> 03:23:11,320
And we're getting it from all fucking angles now.

4018
03:23:12,860 --> 03:23:13,780
And that's it all.

4019
03:23:16,940 --> 03:23:18,460
Supply grates are restocked.

4020
03:23:18,520 --> 03:23:19,900
Advise you load up now.

4021
03:23:21,200 --> 03:23:22,660
Good night and God bless.

4022
03:23:24,820 --> 03:23:27,940
It's a one, two, three, four, five situation.

4023
03:23:28,280 --> 03:23:30,200
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

4024
03:23:30,320 --> 03:23:31,100
What style?

4025
03:23:31,480 --> 03:23:34,240
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

4026
03:23:34,240 --> 03:23:36,800
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

4027
03:23:37,460 --> 03:23:40,700
It's a one, two, three, four, five situation.

4028
03:23:41,020 --> 03:23:43,920
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

4029
03:23:44,340 --> 03:23:47,180
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

4030
03:23:47,580 --> 03:23:49,980
A one, two, three, four, five.

4031
03:23:50,320 --> 03:23:52,800
A one, two, three, four, five.

4032
03:23:55,740 --> 03:23:58,360
Really is a one, two, three, four, five situation.

4033
03:23:58,360 --> 03:23:59,140
It's what we're witnessing.

4034
03:23:59,240 --> 03:24:00,080
Get the plates on you.

4035
03:24:06,660 --> 03:24:08,540
I'd love to fucking see these guys

4036
03:24:08,540 --> 03:24:10,380
through the sniper scope here now.

4037
03:24:10,520 --> 03:24:12,800
If it was possible at all.

4038
03:24:12,800 --> 03:24:42,780
The guys have to move, don't they?

4039
03:24:42,780 --> 03:24:44,340
because there's one fella there,

4040
03:24:44,420 --> 03:24:48,200
but they have to move because this is coming in.

4041
03:24:49,620 --> 03:24:51,320
The guy shooting down there, is there?

4042
03:25:01,260 --> 03:25:02,260
What about down here?

4043
03:25:02,260 --> 03:25:02,480
Look.

4044
03:25:04,200 --> 03:25:05,180
It's all going off.

4045
03:25:05,420 --> 03:25:07,060
We're right in the fucking centerfold.

4046
03:25:08,040 --> 03:25:10,240
It could be a real tits up scenario

4047
03:25:10,240 --> 03:25:12,660
if we lose track and sight of what we're doing.

4048
03:25:12,740 --> 03:25:13,320
We're right in the middle.

4049
03:25:13,840 --> 03:25:16,900
I can already see a sniper's glint down there.

4050
03:25:16,980 --> 03:25:17,660
So, I mean, look.

4051
03:25:18,740 --> 03:25:20,500
It'd be as well to get in the car and fucking drive,

4052
03:25:20,620 --> 03:25:22,060
but I want to clean up.

4053
03:25:22,060 --> 03:25:23,560
I want to clean up.

4054
03:25:32,420 --> 03:25:33,940
Can't see anyone there.

4055
03:25:33,940 --> 03:25:34,220
I'm here.

4056
03:25:34,220 --> 03:26:04,200
I'm here.

4057
03:26:04,200 --> 03:26:34,180
I'm here.

4058
03:26:34,180 --> 03:26:35,180
I'm here.

4059
03:26:35,180 --> 03:26:36,180
I'm here.

4060
03:26:36,180 --> 03:26:37,180
I'm here.

4061
03:26:37,180 --> 03:26:38,180
I'm here.

4062
03:26:38,180 --> 03:26:39,180
I'm here.

4063
03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:40,180
I'm here.

4064
03:26:40,180 --> 03:26:41,180
I'm here.

4065
03:26:41,180 --> 03:26:41,180
I'm here.

4066
03:26:41,180 --> 03:26:42,180
I'm here.

4067
03:26:42,180 --> 03:26:43,180
I'm here.

4068
03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:43,180
I'm here.

4069
03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:44,180
I'm here.

4070
03:26:44,180 --> 03:26:45,180
I'm here.

4071
03:26:45,180 --> 03:26:46,180
I'm here.

4072
03:26:46,180 --> 03:26:46,180
I'm here.

4073
03:26:46,180 --> 03:26:47,180
I'm here.

4074
03:26:47,180 --> 03:26:48,180
I'm here.

4075
03:26:48,180 --> 03:26:49,180
I'm here.

4076
03:26:49,180 --> 03:26:49,180
I'm here.

4077
03:26:49,180 --> 03:26:50,180
I'm here.

4078
03:26:50,180 --> 03:26:51,180
I'm here.

4079
03:26:51,180 --> 03:26:51,180
I'm here.

4080
03:26:51,180 --> 03:26:52,180
I'm here.

4081
03:26:52,180 --> 03:26:58,420
On a fuckin' - oh I don't know where he is, he's up there in the sky somewhere. Ernie Pie in the sky.

4082
03:26:59,940 --> 03:27:09,300
It's an Ernie Pie in the sky situation but we don't want that to be the situation. What we want is our own private Idaho.

4083
03:27:09,300 --> 03:27:17,820
We need to get into a fuckin' safety building that can give us the protection that we crave and desire so much.

4084
03:27:17,820 --> 03:27:20,300
I'm looking at this place here Tom, what do you think?

4085
03:27:20,300 --> 03:27:27,300
Come here, come here!

4086
03:27:27,300 --> 03:27:47,300
Not great, not great and there's - *laughs*

4087
03:27:47,300 --> 03:27:54,300
Oh, fuck off! You're on my line there Francis.

4088
03:27:54,300 --> 03:28:01,300
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4 fucked situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4 fucked situation.

4089
03:28:01,300 --> 03:28:08,300
What did sh - *laughs*

4090
03:28:08,300 --> 03:28:15,300
Thank you very much there. Tasty chips. Very, very kindly, tasty chips. A great, great situation. A lovely tipper - *laughs*

4091
03:28:15,300 --> 03:28:17,300
Tip Ripper - *laughs*

4092
03:28:17,300 --> 03:28:22,300
Tip Ripper Ruinas there. I hope you're doing well. And that life is treating you well. Let's just see what we can

4093
03:28:22,300 --> 03:28:27,300
do here with this situation that we've been granted.

4094
03:28:27,300 --> 03:28:28,300
Oh.

4095
03:28:28,300 --> 03:28:34,300
Pop that into there. We've got our fuckin' situation there. Thank you very much there.

4096
03:28:34,300 --> 03:28:41,300
Mark Voodooca, GAA Ben Stewart.

4097
03:28:41,300 --> 03:28:43,300
You're just on a bike, Thomas.

4098
03:28:43,300 --> 03:28:47,300
Big time. Big time Christage.

4099
03:28:48,300 --> 03:28:49,300
Christ air.

4100
03:28:49,300 --> 03:28:50,300
I mean, *laughs*

4101
03:28:50,300 --> 03:29:12,300
It just feels like, you know, you're up against it in a big, heavy way at the moment. And there's not much that's gonna really be able to change the business. You did well though. You did well. But it was that mine layer. And God knows how we managed to get you with that. I thought that you'd blown up all the mines that there was to be mined.

4102
03:29:12,300 --> 03:29:41,300
Red, uh, you're on my line. Red cabbage. Thanks very much there for that tip there. Ah, look. It is what it is. I mean, yeah, look at me. Yeah. What can you do? You know, this is the hand you're fuckin' dealt with. This is the hand you gotta play with, you know? I don't like that hand. It's a fuckin' shit hand.

4103
03:29:41,300 --> 03:29:51,300
Or it could be worse. We could be fucked. We could be in the doldrums. Well and truly, completely. Truly, madly, deeply.

4104
03:29:51,300 --> 03:29:58,300
Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. Moondust.

4105
03:29:58,300 --> 03:30:07,400
get this now and we get that and we throw that over here like so and then of course we will uh

4106
03:30:07,400 --> 03:30:16,920
stick on our game capture window which should yield to us a beautiful slice of heavy rain if we can get there

4107
03:30:16,920 --> 03:30:35,140
that's lovely one two we got this we got the audio on the drainage

4108
03:30:35,140 --> 03:30:38,680
see if we can get the audio on the range there

4109
03:30:38,680 --> 03:30:51,860
nice audio it feels nice it feels really nice

4110
03:30:51,860 --> 03:30:58,740
was that the first time

4111
03:30:58,740 --> 03:31:04,540
sorry first time you killed somebody

4112
03:31:04,540 --> 03:31:12,440
first time you killed somebody what was it like did you enjoy it i like that it always does

4113
03:31:12,440 --> 03:31:19,900
something to you the first time then you get used to it i like that i don't mind killing anybody

4114
03:31:19,900 --> 03:31:26,400
aggressive defensive i'm not sure i want to get used to it

4115
03:31:30,400 --> 03:31:35,400
thank you very much sir sakuba 2017 tip moranis and red cabbage

4116
03:31:35,400 --> 03:31:42,000
what do you like you like the way uh you kill somebody do you feel good when you do that

4117
03:31:42,000 --> 03:31:45,280
hurts the first time right gets easy with every kill

4118
03:31:45,280 --> 03:31:54,240
actually gets nice i enjoy it it's like this man is a real man of the gun a man of the bullet a guy who

4119
03:31:54,240 --> 03:32:00,440
lives to kill and tell tales about it later to other impressionable men who haven't killed yet

4120
03:32:00,440 --> 03:32:05,200
that's him

4121
03:32:05,200 --> 03:32:14,140
you're not a killer are you no i'm not

4122
03:32:14,140 --> 03:32:31,140
*Mirislaw Korda* Yeah? Lieutenant Carter Blake, I'd like to ask you some questions.

4123
03:32:31,140 --> 03:32:43,140
Carter Blake. Haha! A real swift, swift coffee cup to the head there. I'm missing all the quick time events.

4124
03:32:43,140 --> 03:32:45,140
Hey, what's the matter with you?

4125
03:32:59,140 --> 03:33:01,880
Does it matter at all if you fuck up in this game?

4126
03:33:01,880 --> 03:33:05,740
It just seems to keep going, even if you miss all the quick time events.

4127
03:33:06,400 --> 03:33:07,760
It just keeps going.

4128
03:33:12,480 --> 03:33:14,480
Stop that cunt.

4129
03:33:21,480 --> 03:33:25,480
Nice work, jumping over the fruit. Mind the ATM machine.

4130
03:33:25,480 --> 03:33:29,480
Watch out for the table in the way your leg. Your shin.

4131
03:33:29,480 --> 03:33:31,480
Your shin, man.

4132
03:33:38,480 --> 03:33:40,480
Nice movements. Oh, no.

4133
03:33:41,820 --> 03:33:43,820
The flower man got in the way.

4134
03:33:44,820 --> 03:33:45,820
Fucker got away, man.

4135
03:33:48,820 --> 03:33:51,820
Agent Ron DeSantis. Crime control.

4136
03:33:54,820 --> 03:34:23,820
We gotta kill that guy. That poor guy's shin got absolutely crucified by a quick time event table. He did well to jump over the fruit though. He was something of a peach jumper, that fella. I had him down as a bit of a peach jumper from the moment I see them. The way that guy hopped peach. And back. And now we're back to Samwise Alediccio. A great man.

4137
03:34:23,820 --> 03:34:44,820
Let me just change the mouse set up here. Gonna put in a real mouse instead of the fucking Bluetooth one. That's us. Sam Alediccio has been on the fucking relegation bottle. And now he's back and he's ready to take charge and full control of this operation.

4138
03:34:44,820 --> 03:34:49,820
I'll a dastard. Alibox. Samuel Alibi.

4139
03:34:49,820 --> 03:34:58,120
Allidastard.

4140
03:35:00,160 --> 03:35:01,520
Alibox.

4141
03:35:02,420 --> 03:35:03,800
Samuel Alibi.

4142
03:35:08,640 --> 03:35:11,460
Any alibi for Allardyce?

4143
03:35:11,460 --> 03:35:22,880
A and D to look around, look left.

4144
03:35:23,960 --> 03:35:28,020
So look down, slide open the top drawer, see what he's got going on here.

4145
03:35:28,940 --> 03:35:31,020
Seems to be very, very interesting.

4146
03:35:31,140 --> 03:35:34,860
We've got a police badge with 1336, that must be his number.

4147
03:35:35,800 --> 03:35:36,320
Or something.

4148
03:35:36,720 --> 03:35:38,860
We're going in for an extra inspection.

4149
03:35:38,860 --> 03:35:57,020
And a lovely piece there.

4150
03:35:57,500 --> 03:36:00,020
It's like a nice job entirely.

4151
03:36:00,980 --> 03:36:01,360
Slip.

4152
03:36:02,020 --> 03:36:02,740
Empty enough?

4153
03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:08,040
Hopefully he's thinking about using that on someone else.

4154
03:36:08,860 --> 03:36:12,240
It looks very bleak, the scenario we're in here at the moment.

4155
03:36:12,460 --> 03:36:13,100
We look left.

4156
03:36:13,680 --> 03:36:21,440
Now another revealing scene here where Samuel Allardyce's inhaler.

4157
03:36:21,840 --> 03:36:23,180
We get to...

4158
03:36:23,180 --> 03:36:24,900
Inhaler mechanics are hot.

4159
03:36:25,720 --> 03:36:29,240
It's a great piece of conceptual game design.

4160
03:36:29,240 --> 03:36:33,660
I haven't seen anyone take a hit of an inhaler in a game ever before.

4161
03:36:33,660 --> 03:36:36,420
And I'm not sure if I ever wanted to see that.

4162
03:36:37,420 --> 03:36:39,960
Underneath the inhaler is the special stuff.

4163
03:36:40,880 --> 03:36:44,340
A beautiful bottle of Black Mortons.

4164
03:36:48,340 --> 03:36:51,700
Strong man like him struggling to get the top off the bottle there.

4165
03:36:51,780 --> 03:36:52,760
Could be the DTs.

4166
03:36:53,980 --> 03:36:55,200
Another slug of that.

4167
03:36:56,540 --> 03:36:58,140
And you'd be in Spaceland.

4168
03:37:09,740 --> 03:37:10,980
Put the lamp on there.

4169
03:37:11,060 --> 03:37:12,820
It's getting a bit fucking dark now.

4170
03:37:14,260 --> 03:37:15,320
Open this ledger.

4171
03:37:16,340 --> 03:37:18,160
For some more interesting reveals.

4172
03:37:30,160 --> 03:37:34,840
So far there's not really much going on in his office.

4173
03:37:36,360 --> 03:37:37,180
But look at that.

4174
03:37:37,560 --> 03:37:39,340
Mechanic's a chair mechanic.

4175
03:37:41,820 --> 03:37:44,740
And a steel filing cabinet.

4176
03:37:44,880 --> 03:37:46,080
It's a classic piece.

4177
03:37:46,980 --> 03:37:48,160
Lot of shit in there.

4178
03:37:48,360 --> 03:37:50,080
Nothing worth our weight at all.

4179
03:37:50,140 --> 03:37:51,140
But they're teasing us.

4180
03:37:52,120 --> 03:37:54,060
Making us open up all this stuff.

4181
03:37:55,420 --> 03:37:58,080
Getting us all hot under the collar.

4182
03:37:59,020 --> 03:38:04,140
We're really looking forward to seeing something happen soon in this game.

4183
03:38:04,260 --> 03:38:05,200
We've only just started it.

4184
03:38:05,200 --> 03:38:07,100
But it feels like it's been an eternity.

4185
03:38:07,380 --> 03:38:08,500
Look out the window.

4186
03:38:09,780 --> 03:38:11,220
And surprise, surprise.

4187
03:38:11,400 --> 03:38:12,620
It's pissing down.

4188
03:38:12,620 --> 03:38:24,500
Map.

4189
03:38:28,000 --> 03:38:30,960
Sorry, I'm still hearing voices from Warzone there.

4190
03:38:34,540 --> 03:38:36,660
Some Italian man singing or something.

4191
03:38:41,100 --> 03:38:41,580
Okay.

4192
03:38:41,820 --> 03:38:44,660
So we've got this map of the city.

4193
03:38:44,940 --> 03:38:48,100
Doesn't really have any other follow-up action.

4194
03:38:49,380 --> 03:38:53,460
And now a picture of himself and the wife on the force.

4195
03:38:56,060 --> 03:38:58,180
United States Armed Forces.

4196
03:39:07,700 --> 03:39:08,340
Ah.

4197
03:39:11,020 --> 03:39:15,480
It's a real big Sam situation.

4198
03:39:15,480 --> 03:39:17,860
And maybe we can...

4199
03:39:17,860 --> 03:39:18,580
This is his...

4200
03:39:18,580 --> 03:39:19,860
It's not just his office.

4201
03:39:20,020 --> 03:39:20,900
It's his house.

4202
03:39:21,900 --> 03:39:23,760
And look at that fridge and cooker.

4203
03:39:26,480 --> 03:39:27,300
It's big.

4204
03:39:27,960 --> 03:39:29,580
You could cook some real hefty...

4205
03:39:29,580 --> 03:39:31,740
Weighted meals on that.

4206
03:39:31,940 --> 03:39:33,580
And by the looks of things...

4207
03:39:33,580 --> 03:39:35,040
He does do that.

4208
03:39:35,640 --> 03:39:37,520
As we crack open the fridge.

4209
03:39:37,520 --> 03:39:37,520
As we crack open the fridge.

4210
03:39:37,520 --> 03:39:38,640
There's a shitty sandwich.

4211
03:39:38,640 --> 03:39:40,580
Some frozen mixed veg.

4212
03:39:41,620 --> 03:39:43,520
A beautiful burger in a box.

4213
03:39:43,920 --> 03:39:47,580
And maybe some creme fraiche or a yogurt or something.

4214
03:39:47,780 --> 03:39:49,800
What's he going for in the back there?

4215
03:39:50,300 --> 03:39:51,340
Teasing himself.

4216
03:39:52,940 --> 03:39:53,840
He's teasing.

4217
03:39:55,200 --> 03:39:56,880
He's teasing us.

4218
03:39:57,600 --> 03:40:00,320
He's just about to go for the smeg box.

4219
03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:05,480
He's got a lovely, crisp, cool sarsaparilla inside the smeg box.

4220
03:40:07,560 --> 03:40:08,340
There we go.

4221
03:40:08,460 --> 03:40:09,440
And there we have it.

4222
03:40:09,620 --> 03:40:11,380
Back on the fucking sauce again.

4223
03:40:11,600 --> 03:40:13,320
It's a common thread in this...

4224
03:40:14,320 --> 03:40:15,480
Or is it tomato juice?

4225
03:40:15,620 --> 03:40:16,360
I beg your pardon.

4226
03:40:16,440 --> 03:40:17,520
It looks like tomato juice.

4227
03:40:22,020 --> 03:40:26,020
And that's the doorbells.

4228
03:40:26,040 --> 03:40:27,140
Let's go over to the sink.

4229
03:40:28,080 --> 03:40:30,940
And then over here to a window.

4230
03:40:33,320 --> 03:40:35,500
And back over to the corner here.

4231
03:40:37,140 --> 03:40:38,320
To the radiator.

4232
03:40:38,740 --> 03:40:41,620
And then out to answer that doorbell.

4233
03:40:41,920 --> 03:40:43,400
Let's have a little look and see who's there.

4234
03:40:45,980 --> 03:40:47,160
It's your one.

4235
03:40:47,280 --> 03:40:48,660
You said I'd contact you if I remembered anything.

4236
03:40:49,060 --> 03:40:52,000
It's the woman from the scene.

4237
03:40:52,620 --> 03:40:56,400
Where a nutter came in and tried to get a bit of fucking action.

4238
03:40:56,620 --> 03:40:58,080
He ended up smacking her about.

4239
03:40:58,300 --> 03:41:02,560
And then Sam Allardyce gave him the fucking massive hand.

4240
03:41:03,580 --> 03:41:04,300
Sit down.

4241
03:41:04,840 --> 03:41:05,560
Please, take a seat.

4242
03:41:09,300 --> 03:41:10,800
That isn't Katie Lang.

4243
03:41:10,880 --> 03:41:11,820
This is another woman.

4244
03:41:13,120 --> 03:41:14,920
So there's three women in the situation.

4245
03:41:14,920 --> 03:41:16,320
There's the wife of Ethan.

4246
03:41:16,760 --> 03:41:17,780
There's Katie Lang.

4247
03:41:17,960 --> 03:41:18,880
Who I don't know who she is.

4248
03:41:18,980 --> 03:41:20,920
And then there's this woman here who has...

4249
03:41:22,440 --> 03:41:24,500
Got her own little business going.

4250
03:41:25,720 --> 03:41:26,820
In that motel.

4251
03:41:27,180 --> 03:41:27,380
Now.

4252
03:41:30,880 --> 03:41:32,080
How's this gonna develop?

4253
03:41:43,860 --> 03:41:45,020
It was addressed to Johnny's father.

4254
03:41:45,420 --> 03:41:45,840
Johnny.

4255
03:41:45,840 --> 03:41:47,240
I don't know what was inside him.

4256
03:41:47,580 --> 03:41:48,860
But he read it and then he left.

4257
03:41:49,380 --> 03:41:50,600
That's the last time I saw him.

4258
03:41:51,780 --> 03:41:55,640
And you think there's a connection between that letter and Johnny's death?

4259
03:41:55,700 --> 03:41:56,120
Is that it?

4260
03:41:57,400 --> 03:41:59,480
Do you remember anything else about the letter?

4261
03:42:01,420 --> 03:42:03,080
Well, I don't know why, but I kept the envelope.

4262
03:42:07,380 --> 03:42:08,200
Lovely envelope.

4263
03:42:08,200 --> 03:42:17,180
Let's check out the stamp there.

4264
03:42:17,180 --> 03:42:19,260
It was mailed in the Carnaby district.

4265
03:42:20,620 --> 03:42:22,860
The day before Johnny disappeared.

4266
03:42:23,980 --> 03:42:24,960
Johnny Depp.

4267
03:42:25,880 --> 03:42:27,780
And Alan Winter as well is involved.

4268
03:42:27,780 --> 03:42:28,160
Not in particular.

4269
03:42:30,380 --> 03:42:32,140
Except the address.

4270
03:42:32,840 --> 03:42:33,440
The address?

4271
03:42:34,000 --> 03:42:35,300
It was typed with an old typewriter.

4272
03:42:36,700 --> 03:42:37,460
Could be a lead.

4273
03:42:37,520 --> 03:42:37,980
You never know.

4274
03:42:41,160 --> 03:42:42,200
Well, thanks for your help, Lauren.

4275
03:42:42,820 --> 03:42:43,840
I'll let you know if it leads to anything.

4276
03:42:43,860 --> 03:42:44,020
Wait.

4277
03:42:44,340 --> 03:42:44,640
I...

4278
03:42:44,640 --> 03:42:49,460
I can't just sit around and do nothing while you're out there looking for the man who killed my son.

4279
03:42:49,880 --> 03:42:51,500
I think a relationship...

4280
03:42:51,500 --> 03:42:56,720
A relationship is going to develop between the two constituents here.

4281
03:42:57,220 --> 03:42:58,260
And I think she's going to say,

4282
03:42:58,380 --> 03:42:59,920
Ever since you came into my life,

4283
03:43:00,040 --> 03:43:02,740
or ever since you came into my apartment...

4284
03:43:02,740 --> 03:43:06,720
Ever since you came into my apartment and beat up that man and saved me.

4285
03:43:06,840 --> 03:43:08,060
Maybe she's going to say that.

4286
03:43:08,400 --> 03:43:08,760
Let's see.

4287
03:43:08,760 --> 03:43:10,760
I've been thinking and I...

4288
03:43:10,760 --> 03:43:12,320
I want to come with you.

4289
03:43:13,140 --> 03:43:14,200
Help you in your investigation.

4290
03:43:14,200 --> 03:43:18,760
Diplomatic, I think.

4291
03:43:18,760 --> 03:43:20,000
There's nothing you can do to help, Lauren.

4292
03:43:20,740 --> 03:43:21,960
It's not a good idea.

4293
03:43:22,520 --> 03:43:23,020
Believe me.

4294
03:43:24,340 --> 03:43:25,520
If you won't let me help you,

4295
03:43:26,120 --> 03:43:27,140
I'm keeping the envelope.

4296
03:43:28,360 --> 03:43:29,540
It's all or nothing.

4297
03:43:31,160 --> 03:43:32,340
Dangerous games you're playing.

4298
03:43:32,460 --> 03:43:32,580
Listen.

4299
03:43:32,920 --> 03:43:35,060
An investigation like this is dangerous.

4300
03:43:35,500 --> 03:43:37,260
And I don't have time to play the bodyguard.

4301
03:43:37,960 --> 03:43:40,320
How many clues have you got, Mr. Shelby?

4302
03:43:41,260 --> 03:43:42,120
This envelope.

4303
03:43:42,860 --> 03:43:44,620
Maybe you're only linked to the killer.

4304
03:43:45,440 --> 03:43:45,960
I understand.

4305
03:43:46,700 --> 03:43:47,740
It was a stupid idea.

4306
03:43:47,860 --> 03:43:49,620
Sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Shelby.

4307
03:43:50,340 --> 03:43:50,780
Wait.

4308
03:43:51,860 --> 03:43:52,260
Shelby.

4309
03:43:52,260 --> 03:43:52,380
Shelby.

4310
03:43:54,380 --> 03:43:56,120
You're really something special, Lauren.

4311
03:43:57,720 --> 03:43:58,760
I'll give you that.

4312
03:44:00,020 --> 03:44:01,040
I'm just a mother.

4313
03:44:02,160 --> 03:44:04,760
A mother who wants to find out who killed her son.

4314
03:44:05,900 --> 03:44:06,940
Are we partners?

4315
03:44:06,940 --> 03:44:14,860
We're partners.

4316
03:44:16,420 --> 03:44:17,240
Good stuff.

4317
03:44:17,520 --> 03:44:19,440
Now, let's get down to business.

4318
03:44:20,020 --> 03:44:20,940
Where's your son?

4319
03:44:24,740 --> 03:44:28,160
Allardyce has just made a signing in the transfer window.

4320
03:44:29,620 --> 03:44:32,960
And that signing is a shit hot striker.

4321
03:44:33,380 --> 03:44:36,240
A shit hot striker called Lauren.

4322
03:44:37,080 --> 03:44:38,760
And let's just see how we're,

4323
03:44:39,420 --> 03:44:40,920
how this is going to develop here.

4324
03:44:41,000 --> 03:44:42,280
They've gone to someone's gap.

4325
03:44:43,440 --> 03:44:50,820
But we're seeing a close-up of BFCU, as it's known in the industry, of Sam Allardyce's base.

4326
03:44:51,080 --> 03:44:51,900
And fair play to him.

4327
03:44:51,960 --> 03:44:52,540
He's done well.

4328
03:45:01,820 --> 03:45:05,380
It's absolutely bucketing down.

4329
03:45:06,720 --> 03:45:08,420
Maybe you better stay in the car.

4330
03:45:08,700 --> 03:45:09,860
We're partners, remember?

4331
03:45:10,020 --> 03:45:11,200
Wherever you go, I go.

4332
03:45:11,560 --> 03:45:13,840
Why is he driving a car from 1946?

4333
03:45:17,200 --> 03:45:21,320
And now it's become a buddy cop situation with herself as well.

4334
03:45:21,320 --> 03:45:21,720
It's...

4335
03:45:21,720 --> 03:45:32,240
What are we doing here?

4336
03:45:32,880 --> 03:45:34,420
We come to see Gordy Kramer.

4337
03:45:34,580 --> 03:45:34,940
Kramer?

4338
03:45:35,460 --> 03:45:37,220
The big witch tycoon from Kramer Construction?

4339
03:45:37,860 --> 03:45:38,280
No.

4340
03:45:38,280 --> 03:45:38,580
His son.

4341
03:45:39,000 --> 03:45:40,260
Kramer from Seinfeld.

4342
03:45:40,740 --> 03:45:41,100
Remember?

4343
03:45:41,760 --> 03:45:44,300
But now I just have a few questions that need answers.

4344
03:45:44,580 --> 03:45:45,900
He's doing a stand-up set.

4345
03:45:49,220 --> 03:45:50,440
He's doing the first...

4346
03:45:50,440 --> 03:45:54,160
He's doing the first stand-up set since the incident occurred at the Laugh Factory.

4347
03:46:04,840 --> 03:46:05,280
Hey.

4348
03:46:06,400 --> 03:46:07,200
Hang about.

4349
03:46:07,340 --> 03:46:08,400
What's going on in here?

4350
03:46:13,820 --> 03:46:14,900
What the fuck happened?

4351
03:46:15,080 --> 03:46:15,640
Lads...

4352
03:46:15,640 --> 03:46:17,020
Lads walking through walls.

4353
03:46:17,320 --> 03:46:17,320
Lads walking through walls.

4354
03:46:17,320 --> 03:46:18,200
Lads must be loaded.

4355
03:46:19,160 --> 03:46:22,820
Looks like we've just entered a real situation.

4356
03:46:22,960 --> 03:46:28,440
I just want to say to anyone who might be of a nervous disposition, maybe it's going to get a little bit weird.

4357
03:46:28,520 --> 03:46:36,600
I've seen a man walk through a wall and there seems to be a lady in flagrante in the background.

4358
03:46:36,920 --> 03:46:40,920
And there's a lady just sat down there wearing boots and very little else.

4359
03:46:41,040 --> 03:46:43,920
It's an interesting situation, Tom.

4360
03:46:45,280 --> 03:46:45,720
Yep.

4361
03:46:45,720 --> 03:46:51,380
Just want to say, we don't know where this is going, so apologies if it goes a little bit bizarre.

4362
03:46:52,600 --> 03:46:54,140
But if it does, it does.

4363
03:46:54,280 --> 03:46:54,880
And that's that.

4364
03:46:55,560 --> 03:46:56,820
That's what we've been faced with.

4365
03:46:56,880 --> 03:46:58,580
That's the situation we're in at the moment.

4366
03:46:58,760 --> 03:47:00,700
Hopefully you can get out of there alive anyway.

4367
03:47:03,560 --> 03:47:05,560
That's very much for the input there, Tom.

4368
03:47:05,560 --> 03:47:09,560
It's great to have you on the heavy rain support unit as well.

4369
03:47:10,560 --> 03:47:11,240
Resume game.

4370
03:47:11,240 --> 03:47:26,620
Got a real situation on our hands here.

4371
03:47:30,200 --> 03:47:30,580
Sorry.

4372
03:47:31,060 --> 03:47:33,080
Just need to turn down the volume there.

4373
03:47:33,160 --> 03:47:33,800
It's a bit loud.

4374
03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:34,220
Sorry.

4375
03:47:41,540 --> 03:47:45,560
Imagine Sam Allardyce went to a gaff party and just started doing this look.

4376
03:47:47,880 --> 03:47:49,880
He just lost his mind completely.

4377
03:47:49,880 --> 03:48:08,700
Interesting scene here in the billiard room.

4378
03:48:09,340 --> 03:48:10,700
The pool room.

4379
03:48:11,660 --> 03:48:13,240
We get to talk to one of the patrons.

4380
03:48:15,040 --> 03:48:16,480
Or we get to sit down, actually.

4381
03:48:16,480 --> 03:48:16,560
Okay.

4382
03:48:16,560 --> 03:48:21,060
Now you stand up again.

4383
03:48:21,140 --> 03:48:21,780
That's great stuff.

4384
03:48:22,700 --> 03:48:23,620
Great mechanics.

4385
03:48:27,800 --> 03:48:32,440
And now we just get to see a nice, lovely close-up shot of Sam.

4386
03:48:34,420 --> 03:48:35,540
Turn him around there.

4387
03:48:35,660 --> 03:48:37,840
And that's as close as we're going to get to this guy.

4388
03:48:37,980 --> 03:48:39,700
It's a very nice situation.

4389
03:48:41,420 --> 03:48:43,280
Look at the meaty old neck on him.

4390
03:48:44,820 --> 03:48:47,000
A real steak and cake, man.

4391
03:48:47,880 --> 03:48:49,240
If ever there was one.

4392
03:48:52,420 --> 03:48:54,160
A lot of people zoned out.

4393
03:48:55,480 --> 03:48:56,160
Probably...

4394
03:48:56,160 --> 03:48:57,240
We're probably...

4395
03:48:57,240 --> 03:48:59,920
What we're witnessing is a modern drugs party.

4396
03:49:03,500 --> 03:49:04,400
Someone has...

4397
03:49:04,400 --> 03:49:07,520
Slip smoke coming out of their drug head.

4398
03:49:08,160 --> 03:49:11,900
And there's another guy who's smoking a crack.

4399
03:49:20,060 --> 03:49:21,600
Real fucking trip-hop.

4400
03:49:21,740 --> 03:49:23,500
You're talking...

4401
03:49:23,500 --> 03:49:24,440
Portis head.

4402
03:49:24,840 --> 03:49:26,060
Maybe a bit of tricky.

4403
03:49:26,220 --> 03:49:26,800
Who knows?

4404
03:49:27,460 --> 03:49:28,500
But there's...

4405
03:49:28,500 --> 03:49:30,760
A lot of situations going on.

4406
03:49:30,800 --> 03:49:35,680
We might just sit down and take a little bit of a fucking chillaxing moment here.

4407
03:49:37,100 --> 03:49:38,080
Approach our party.

4408
03:49:38,220 --> 03:49:39,700
I think there's only one thing for it.

4409
03:49:39,760 --> 03:49:40,140
We're here.

4410
03:49:40,140 --> 03:49:41,560
Great party, huh?

4411
03:49:42,360 --> 03:49:43,500
And Brooklyn, Loki.

4412
03:49:43,620 --> 03:49:45,820
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

4413
03:49:46,360 --> 03:49:47,380
Let's approach here.

4414
03:49:47,860 --> 03:49:48,740
You come here often?

4415
03:49:50,140 --> 03:49:54,100
It's the Sam Allardyze totty simulator.

4416
03:49:54,740 --> 03:49:56,760
According there to Quib.

4417
03:49:56,920 --> 03:50:01,620
And what I can say, what I will say is that it is an interesting scenario, Tom.

4418
03:50:02,480 --> 03:50:03,360
Very interesting.

4419
03:50:03,540 --> 03:50:06,180
I mean, I've never been in any situation like this in my life.

4420
03:50:06,800 --> 03:50:07,660
But you would...

4421
03:50:07,660 --> 03:50:11,220
You'd be intrigued as to how they would develop, you know?

4422
03:50:11,300 --> 03:50:14,140
And there's a lot of shifting going on at the end of that couch.

4423
03:50:15,240 --> 03:50:20,800
And there's a woman who's really loving the calf off of a fella who's sat down next to you.

4424
03:50:20,800 --> 03:50:24,800
But this lady in front here...

4425
03:50:26,000 --> 03:50:27,140
She's got the moves.

4426
03:50:27,980 --> 03:50:29,420
She's really got the moves.

4427
03:50:31,360 --> 03:50:36,940
I'm not sure.

4428
03:50:37,060 --> 03:50:38,060
I couldn't really tell you.

4429
03:50:38,180 --> 03:50:41,440
But let's just see if everyone's okay by pressing the okay button.

4430
03:50:42,020 --> 03:50:43,500
I really don't like this place.

4431
03:50:43,920 --> 03:50:44,960
Could you find out anything?

4432
03:50:45,060 --> 03:50:46,040
I want to get out of here.

4433
03:50:46,720 --> 03:50:47,460
Not yet.

4434
03:50:48,340 --> 03:50:49,720
Lordy's a hard man to meet.

4435
03:50:51,360 --> 03:50:52,500
Well, I'm going back in.

4436
03:50:53,660 --> 03:50:54,520
Hang tight.

4437
03:50:58,860 --> 03:51:00,060
Heavy rain.

4438
03:51:00,240 --> 03:51:03,780
Who's that guy outside?

4439
03:51:03,940 --> 03:51:06,020
Look, he's just standing outside in the pits and rain.

4440
03:51:07,940 --> 03:51:08,940
He doesn't...

4441
03:51:08,940 --> 03:51:11,260
He doesn't look like he's getting involved in the party.

4442
03:51:16,060 --> 03:51:17,020
None of these guys.

4443
03:51:17,020 --> 03:51:17,860
These are security.

4444
03:51:20,440 --> 03:51:21,160
Mouldy Mike.

4445
03:51:21,260 --> 03:51:21,860
Thank you very much.

4446
03:51:21,940 --> 03:51:26,880
I think this scenario requires more advisement from Big Man Tommy.

4447
03:51:27,840 --> 03:51:29,100
We'll see how it develops.

4448
03:51:30,040 --> 03:51:33,260
Because I'm not particularly too sure where it's going.

4449
03:51:33,360 --> 03:51:38,280
But if this is what downstairs is like, then what the hell is it going to be like upstairs?

4450
03:51:38,480 --> 03:51:41,120
There's a lot of shifting and heavy petting going on here.

4451
03:51:42,300 --> 03:51:44,280
A lot of hot pants.

4452
03:51:46,080 --> 03:51:48,980
And we can get a whiskey into us.

4453
03:51:49,040 --> 03:51:49,700
We should be grand.

4454
03:51:49,960 --> 03:51:52,120
I won't mind an old whiskey myself now, actually.

4455
03:51:52,220 --> 03:51:52,860
It's only...

4456
03:51:52,860 --> 03:51:54,400
It's not even five o'clock.

4457
03:51:55,460 --> 03:51:56,300
And it's...

4458
03:51:56,300 --> 03:51:59,300
It is Monday or Tuesday or something.

4459
03:52:01,260 --> 03:52:07,800
Feel kind of in that Christmas corridor of uncertainty where maybe it's okay to start drinking whiskey now.

4460
03:52:10,000 --> 03:52:12,260
But I don't want to do that.

4461
03:52:12,500 --> 03:52:13,760
But I do want to do that.

4462
03:52:18,240 --> 03:52:19,460
Maybe go and have one.

4463
03:52:19,540 --> 03:52:21,960
Maybe have another there from Big Sam.

4464
03:52:23,980 --> 03:52:25,500
What about Gordy there?

4465
03:52:25,600 --> 03:52:25,780
Look.

4466
03:52:26,520 --> 03:52:27,100
Gordy.

4467
03:52:35,920 --> 03:52:37,540
It's not giving me the option now.

4468
03:52:38,140 --> 03:52:39,200
You think you can help me out?

4469
03:52:39,200 --> 03:52:42,460
Do I look like a dealer?

4470
03:52:42,940 --> 03:52:43,980
Get out of here!

4471
03:52:44,700 --> 03:52:46,920
Did he just put on a fucking...

4472
03:52:46,920 --> 03:52:49,660
He tried to affect a kind of Jamaican accent there.

4473
03:53:02,660 --> 03:53:03,140
Real!

4474
03:53:04,580 --> 03:53:06,100
Thank you very much, JG.

4475
03:53:06,220 --> 03:53:07,140
I caught you there.

4476
03:53:08,080 --> 03:53:10,080
Another classic Allardychean...

4477
03:53:12,660 --> 03:53:13,320
Bolton...

4478
03:53:13,320 --> 03:53:15,220
Bolton Wanderers player.

4479
03:53:16,080 --> 03:53:19,640
Nothing really happened here, but there was an option for Gordy down here.

4480
03:53:19,700 --> 03:53:20,540
I know what that means.

4481
03:53:20,680 --> 03:53:21,080
Gordy.

4482
03:53:21,160 --> 03:53:21,660
Oh, here we go.

4483
03:53:21,820 --> 03:53:24,760
Have you seen Gordy?

4484
03:53:25,760 --> 03:53:26,680
Sorry, no!

4485
03:53:28,260 --> 03:53:29,320
Sorry, no!

4486
03:53:29,320 --> 03:53:43,300
Say hello to this guy here.

4487
03:53:43,360 --> 03:53:43,840
Hi!

4488
03:53:45,840 --> 03:53:45,960
Hi!

4489
03:53:46,380 --> 03:53:47,640
Great party, huh?

4490
03:53:50,440 --> 03:53:51,060
Hi!

4491
03:53:51,060 --> 03:53:51,560
Hi!

4492
03:53:51,560 --> 03:53:55,440
Hi, Harlan!

4493
03:53:57,440 --> 03:53:59,160
He's fucking twisted.

4494
03:54:00,160 --> 03:54:02,920
He's in the valley of the nod.

4495
03:54:03,060 --> 03:54:05,580
He needs to fucking leave soon enough.

4496
03:54:06,340 --> 03:54:07,360
He's on something anyway.

4497
03:54:07,480 --> 03:54:08,140
It's more than drink.

4498
03:54:08,220 --> 03:54:08,640
He's on.

4499
03:54:09,400 --> 03:54:09,960
Dodgeballer.

4500
03:54:12,460 --> 03:54:15,640
Well, let me get better acquainted, pal.

4501
03:54:19,140 --> 03:54:21,620
Oh, you're my kind of guy.

4502
03:54:21,620 --> 03:54:24,260
Old fucking spiky Sam.

4503
03:54:24,800 --> 03:54:26,580
I like you.

4504
03:54:27,520 --> 03:54:29,160
Great drunk acting there.

4505
03:54:31,660 --> 03:54:33,620
Maybe this job does have its perks.

4506
03:54:34,660 --> 03:54:36,640
Moldy Mike, thank you very much.

4507
03:54:37,940 --> 03:54:41,280
You see, the facial expressions in this are almost as good as L.A. Noire.

4508
03:54:41,280 --> 03:54:45,740
Same ballpark, actually.

4509
03:54:45,880 --> 03:54:47,960
It's got an L.A. Noire vibe about it.

4510
03:54:49,600 --> 03:54:55,360
But I have to say, the facial constructions in L.A. Noire were groundbreaking.

4511
03:54:55,520 --> 03:54:58,360
I don't think they've even been matched since then.

4512
03:54:58,820 --> 03:55:01,280
Why because of all the fucking detail of them and...

4513
03:55:03,400 --> 03:55:06,200
And a little reward for a lot of hard work.

4514
03:55:06,440 --> 03:55:07,280
Gordy, we need to...

4515
03:55:07,800 --> 03:55:09,420
We're asking about Gordy in here.

4516
03:55:09,420 --> 03:55:11,040
Does anyone know where Gordy is?

4517
03:55:11,700 --> 03:55:13,360
Hi, I'm looking for Gordy.

4518
03:55:13,880 --> 03:55:14,700
Do you know where he is?

4519
03:55:16,220 --> 03:55:17,680
I saw him a while faster.

4520
03:55:17,940 --> 03:55:19,040
You'll be lucky to see him.

4521
03:55:19,120 --> 03:55:21,060
He rarely hangs out down here with his dad.

4522
03:55:21,340 --> 03:55:21,780
Oh, really?

4523
03:55:22,940 --> 03:55:24,540
Why bother throwing a party then?

4524
03:55:25,300 --> 03:55:26,420
Why don't you go ask him?

4525
03:55:33,000 --> 03:55:35,880
Wouldn't get away with playing this music at a parotry nowadays.

4526
03:55:36,740 --> 03:55:37,140
Pass.

4527
03:55:37,140 --> 03:55:37,820
Let me pass.

4528
03:55:37,920 --> 03:55:38,260
Detective.

4529
03:55:39,100 --> 03:55:40,520
I'm a private detective.

4530
03:55:41,160 --> 03:55:43,080
I'd like to speak to Gordy Kramer.

4531
03:55:43,920 --> 03:55:45,380
Gordy hasn't seen anyone.

4532
03:55:45,940 --> 03:55:46,380
Beat it.

4533
03:55:53,760 --> 03:55:54,360
Slippin'.

4534
03:55:54,360 --> 03:55:55,420
Here's Mr. Franklin.

4535
03:55:55,620 --> 03:55:56,620
He says I should go up.

4536
03:55:57,480 --> 03:56:00,300
You talk so crazy if I shove that wall down your throat?

4537
03:56:00,760 --> 03:56:01,320
Beat it.

4538
03:56:01,900 --> 03:56:02,800
I ain't for sale.

4539
03:56:04,760 --> 03:56:05,900
Kiss off, punk.

4540
03:56:06,560 --> 03:56:10,300
If I want to see Gordy Kramer, I'm going to have to go about it some other way.

4541
03:56:11,620 --> 03:56:13,560
Mr. Franklin wants a word with you.

4542
03:56:14,720 --> 03:56:18,120
I think I might use that one in the future if I need to get in somewhere.

4543
03:56:18,800 --> 03:56:22,480
Except I have euros, so it will be very confusing.

4544
03:56:22,640 --> 03:56:24,800
I'll go, Mr. Franklin is after you.

4545
03:56:25,480 --> 03:56:29,160
And I'll slip a 50 euro note that has a picture of a building on it.

4546
03:56:30,300 --> 03:56:33,300
Excuse me. I'm looking for Gordy.

4547
03:56:33,620 --> 03:56:36,100
I saw him going upstairs a while ago.

4548
03:56:36,740 --> 03:56:39,280
I'd be surprised if he comes down again this evening.

4549
03:56:46,040 --> 03:56:51,200
He must have been heavy on the gap and just gone to bed or something.

4550
03:56:52,140 --> 03:56:57,260
Doesn't really seem to be any way up there unless we go fucking walkabouts and go through a different area or something.

4551
03:57:01,000 --> 03:57:03,900
Come on, fuck Allardyce. Get it right.

4552
03:57:08,400 --> 03:57:09,800
Sam Allardyce.

4553
03:57:12,800 --> 03:57:13,840
Sam Allardyce.

4554
03:57:13,840 --> 03:57:15,840
I.

4555
03:57:29,280 --> 03:57:35,360
Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe.

4556
03:57:40,080 --> 03:57:40,720
His time.

4557
03:57:40,720 --> 03:57:54,400
Lovely bit of Jackson's spollock. Jackson's bollock. And then feeds of Rothkoal on the

4558
03:57:54,400 --> 03:58:06,960
other side as well. Pure fucking Allardyce. No wipe, no hand clean. He's literally bringing

4559
03:58:06,960 --> 03:58:15,640
the piss hands out into the fucking party. Hopefully gonna shake someone's hand now. JJ72, thank

4560
03:58:15,640 --> 03:58:16,960
you very much for the tip.

4561
03:58:16,960 --> 03:58:30,640
What'd he say? Old piss paws himself. It's great starting a bit of shite now. This is where it gets juicy

4562
03:58:30,640 --> 03:58:40,400
I'd say. I'm glad that that was a miss because I thought they tried to animate an actual punch

4563
03:58:40,400 --> 03:58:46,400
and it was so badly done that it didn't look like it connected. But it it's obviously a missed swing

4564
03:58:46,400 --> 03:58:52,960
there. And if we try and notice the go go dancer, the girl behind dancing on the table, her belt buckle

4565
03:58:53,520 --> 03:58:58,160
says cool in neon lights. Have you ever seen such a thing?

4566
03:59:01,440 --> 03:59:07,200
The heavy boys are here. Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedle fucked.

4567
03:59:07,200 --> 03:59:11,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4568
03:59:11,200 --> 03:59:13,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4569
03:59:13,200 --> 03:59:15,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4570
03:59:15,200 --> 03:59:17,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4571
03:59:17,200 --> 03:59:19,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4572
03:59:19,200 --> 03:59:21,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4573
03:59:21,200 --> 03:59:23,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4574
03:59:23,200 --> 03:59:25,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4575
03:59:25,200 --> 03:59:27,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4576
03:59:27,200 --> 03:59:29,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4577
03:59:29,200 --> 03:59:31,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4578
03:59:31,200 --> 03:59:33,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4579
03:59:33,200 --> 03:59:35,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4580
03:59:35,200 --> 03:59:37,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4581
03:59:37,200 --> 03:59:39,200
*I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too*

4582
03:59:39,200 --> 03:59:41,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4583
03:59:41,200 --> 03:59:43,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4584
03:59:43,200 --> 03:59:44,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4585
03:59:44,200 --> 03:59:45,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4586
03:59:45,200 --> 03:59:46,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4587
03:59:46,200 --> 03:59:47,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4588
03:59:47,200 --> 03:59:48,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4589
03:59:48,200 --> 03:59:49,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4590
03:59:49,200 --> 03:59:50,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4591
03:59:50,200 --> 03:59:52,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4592
03:59:52,200 --> 03:59:53,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4593
03:59:53,200 --> 03:59:54,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4594
03:59:54,200 --> 03:59:55,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4595
03:59:55,200 --> 03:59:56,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4596
03:59:56,200 --> 03:59:57,200
*I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too*

4597
03:59:57,200 --> 04:00:03,800
of art pieces. The bouncers are gone that means they're probably going to be

4598
04:00:03,800 --> 04:00:07,000
looking for us at some stage.

4599
04:00:12,700 --> 04:00:16,600
Some setup down there.

4600
04:00:16,600 --> 04:00:30,600
Anaconda G!

4601
04:00:34,600 --> 04:00:44,600
We're in the boudoir of souls here now. Thank you very much for the tips there and thank you very much Anaconda G. Very very kind, yep. Looks like a body bag on the floor there.

4602
04:00:44,600 --> 04:01:12,600
This is the best part. Someone's watching a fucking Disney Pixar. The couple of girls shifting on the couch. Please beware. Please beware. Thank you very much there Dr. Cahill Moran. Cahill had his first day on the job in Mayo University Hospital. Thanks for the stream Francis. I hope you're getting on well there. I hope you're enjoying this. This is a Disney Pixar ripoff on and girls are fucking shifting the night away on the couch.

4603
04:01:12,600 --> 04:01:14,840
And it's only just gone five o'clock.

4604
04:01:17,560 --> 04:01:25,200
My name is Scott Shelby. I'm a private detective. I'm investigating the case of the origami killer. I'd like to ask you a few questions.

4605
04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:51,500
Doesn't seem too concerned. Watching fucking chicken run. Imagine if there was a button to just go, you go over and sit down on the couch.

4606
04:01:51,500 --> 04:02:17,340
I won't bother. I'll just carry on there and then you could persist. I'd like to know exactly what happened to little Joseph Brown. Beat it. You hear me? Get the hell out of here. The atmosphere has turned a little bit sour now. Let's hope for the best here. Factual accusing. Let's factualize him.

4607
04:02:17,340 --> 04:02:35,340
A witness saw little Joseph Brown get in the back of your limousine. That was the last time anybody ever saw it. Now I know you've been arrested and interrogated until your father made a little phone call and the file was closed. I'd like to hear your version of the file.

4608
04:02:35,340 --> 04:02:53,340
What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo.

4609
04:02:53,340 --> 04:03:09,020
about right the cat was lost I just offered her below nothing to get excited about right okay so

4610
04:03:09,020 --> 04:03:16,560
you're a good Samaritan taking kids home okay so you're an ad okay so you're a danger all right

4611
04:03:16,560 --> 04:03:24,160
what else all right so you you drove a child home what else did you do happen to get lost right next

4612
04:03:24,160 --> 04:03:36,000
to your limousine don't be a nice guy and tell me something I can't believe very well

4613
04:03:36,000 --> 04:03:50,460
allardyce needs to whip out a fucking kosh or a bat or a bat on or a fucking stick or even a heavy duty

4614
04:03:50,460 --> 04:03:55,680
phone and he needs to do the deed right there right now while his back's turned this fella and then he

4615
04:03:55,680 --> 04:04:03,480
needs to fucking case close it and we can go back to war zone and the origami killer I get my victims

4616
04:04:03,480 --> 04:04:11,700
into my car what the fuck around them in rainwater then I dumped them on a wasteland with an origami

4617
04:04:11,700 --> 04:04:18,480
figure in one hand and beautiful scene get on the chest unbelievable cinematography here from the French

4618
04:04:18,480 --> 04:04:30,900
I do that because I'm bored mr. Shelby and it's a creative and entertaining way of having fun

4619
04:04:30,900 --> 04:04:41,280
is that good enough for you it's what do you want more this interview is over

4620
04:04:41,280 --> 04:04:52,400
does sound a little bit Simon Harris ish fuck damn it's time for Sam to get fucking raged again

4621
04:04:52,400 --> 04:04:56,820
go on Sam what swing

4622
04:04:56,820 --> 04:05:05,060
look at your man look at the giddy little killer the origami killer has been all giddy on a couch like

4623
04:05:05,060 --> 04:05:15,460
fucking idiot good Sam is gonna absolutely destroy these fucking idiots you sure you're a Jacques IF thank

4624
04:05:15,460 --> 04:05:24,740
you very much for your tip there let's let's Jacques IF these guys into the next France 98 World Cup right here right now

4625
04:05:24,740 --> 04:05:54,300
right in the balls. I'm fucking up. Oh for fuck's sake. Yeah I could- the controller would have been better for this than the keyboard because- sorry I'm just forgetting what letters are where on the keyboard so WASD is there. W A S D. W A S D and then you Q and E either side of W.

4626
04:05:54,300 --> 04:06:01,620
W A S D so S. Just pressing any old shit when those fucking quick time events come up.

4627
04:06:06,500 --> 04:06:23,620
Thanks for coming Mr. Shelby. It was fun while it lasted. You're gonna get creamed. Let me just see if I can put the controller into this. Let's see if we can do anything at all with that. I'm gonna pop that in.

4628
04:06:23,620 --> 04:06:39,280
Get the cable. Yes. Vence cable. Here we go. I wonder will it- will you have to fucking close the game down? Oh it works. Brilliant. Here we go.

4629
04:06:41,780 --> 04:06:46,720
Big job on their hands, carrying Big Sam like that.

4630
04:06:46,720 --> 04:07:02,220
The game's gonna change now that I've got the controller.

4631
04:07:02,220 --> 04:07:06,780
He's watching the credits.

4632
04:07:06,780 --> 04:07:11,220
He just laughs watching the credits of a fucking film that doesn't exist.

4633
04:07:11,220 --> 04:07:14,560
Press and hold down the indicator button simultaneously until they disappear.

4634
04:07:14,560 --> 04:07:24,160
Yeah, I understand that bit.

4635
04:07:24,160 --> 04:07:40,660
So it's Wednesday. 2.278 inches of rain. Another shit day for the weather.

4636
04:07:40,660 --> 04:07:50,000
Heavy rain!

4637
04:07:50,000 --> 04:07:52,000
Heavy rain!

4638
04:07:52,000 --> 04:08:04,340
Heavy rain!

4639
04:08:04,340 --> 04:08:07,680
Slight bit of a hop and a jog mechanic there.

4640
04:08:07,680 --> 04:08:13,680
And then A. I was pressing B, sorry.

4641
04:08:13,680 --> 04:08:14,680
A.

4642
04:08:14,680 --> 04:08:16,020
Pump A.

4643
04:08:16,020 --> 04:08:27,020
Not gonna work.

4644
04:08:27,020 --> 04:08:36,360
Not gonna work.

4645
04:08:36,360 --> 04:08:37,360
Oh look at this.

4646
04:08:37,360 --> 04:08:40,700
Subodentic gives you options.

4647
04:08:40,700 --> 04:08:41,700
Clue.

4648
04:08:41,700 --> 04:08:42,700
Now where am I supposed to go?

4649
04:08:42,700 --> 04:08:46,700
There must be a clue or something.

4650
04:08:46,700 --> 04:08:56,040
Power plants.

4651
04:08:56,040 --> 04:08:56,040
Power plants.

4652
04:08:56,040 --> 04:08:57,040
This is the old Pico Power Station.

4653
04:08:57,040 --> 04:08:59,040
I thought it was abandoned.

4654
04:08:59,040 --> 04:09:02,660
Lankan Farm, Corporation of America.

4655
04:09:20,220 --> 04:09:33,460
They'd hardly make this open area available if there wasn't a reason to go down here. Complete waste of my time if that's the case.

4656
04:09:39,980 --> 04:09:41,980
Maybe climb over there, no?

4657
04:09:47,260 --> 04:09:48,460
Butterfly.

4658
04:09:48,460 --> 04:09:55,460
The origami figure was in the form of a butterfly. So, am I looking for a butterfly?

4659
04:10:03,960 --> 04:10:05,960
What the hell am I supposed to do here?

4660
04:10:11,620 --> 04:10:14,620
It might be a trap. I had better be careful.

4661
04:10:18,000 --> 04:10:25,000
A lot of pace happening at the moment. The pace taking the shape of raindrops falling fast towards the ground.

4662
04:10:25,000 --> 04:10:35,000
But insofar as story progression and general action in the game, not really a high intensity pace situation.

4663
04:10:35,000 --> 04:10:42,000
Oh look, there's a butterfly over here. Great stuff. We've reached a clue. Here we go.

4664
04:10:42,000 --> 04:10:47,680
Now, what next? What you do once you get this butterfly?

4665
04:10:58,480 --> 04:11:03,680
LB. And then B.

4666
04:11:11,440 --> 04:11:17,120
Wow. And there we have it folks. It's all beginning to take shape right now as he stumbles down the

4667
04:11:17,120 --> 04:11:24,240
bricks and blocks walking through another big shitty puzzle or puddle. Puzzling as to why he

4668
04:11:24,240 --> 04:11:31,040
hasn't even decided to wear a Mac or got a number other or something. No.

4669
04:11:36,480 --> 04:11:42,160
And still no running mechanic. It's just a non-stop walking affair.

4670
04:11:42,160 --> 04:11:57,840
Barbed wire. As if you just walk the whole time in this pissin' rain. Barbed wire, no problem.

4671
04:12:03,840 --> 04:12:07,520
So right button and right trigger then.

4672
04:12:15,520 --> 04:12:16,640
Ah!

4673
04:12:16,640 --> 04:12:24,320
Bit of blood. Bit of pace. We've seen blood which has been drawn from the protagonist there. That's an interesting...

4674
04:12:26,320 --> 04:12:28,240
directorial choice that they made.

4675
04:12:30,320 --> 04:12:32,720
But it is French so it's not surprising either.

4676
04:12:34,720 --> 04:12:36,320
There's got to be a way into the building.

4677
04:12:36,880 --> 04:12:38,080
Electrical condensers.

4678
04:12:39,040 --> 04:12:40,800
Going by the sound of them, they're still acting.

4679
04:12:41,280 --> 04:12:41,920
Grits up.

4680
04:12:43,280 --> 04:12:46,400
That's cleared up. And still no run mechanic.

4681
04:12:46,960 --> 04:12:54,080
Despite it being a drawn out affair, they didn't add that into the mixing unit. They're probably...

4682
04:12:54,080 --> 04:12:55,680
They're too cool to run.

4683
04:12:56,880 --> 04:12:59,680
That's what the makers of this game were. Too cool. It's like...

4684
04:13:00,320 --> 04:13:06,480
They knew we'd be annoyed by it. But still, it's not that kind of game. It's a thinking man's game that

4685
04:13:06,480 --> 04:13:28,080
doesn't involve running around like headless chicken. We can pump A in order to open the door.

4686
04:13:28,080 --> 04:13:30,080
*BOOM*

4687
04:13:48,000 --> 04:13:53,120
Lovely match work there from this guy. I haven't seen anything like that in my life. And the match...

4688
04:13:53,680 --> 04:13:55,920
And there he's hurt his finger again. It's a double...

4689
04:13:56,480 --> 04:14:01,440
Fingered pain fest for this guy. He's after just getting it snagged on some barbed wire.

4690
04:14:02,000 --> 04:14:06,560
And then immediately burning himself on a matchstick as well. Very funny if you think about it.

4691
04:14:11,440 --> 04:14:13,760
Now it's time for the tunnel of shit.

4692
04:14:15,200 --> 04:14:18,000
Scene from Shawshank Redemption.

4693
04:14:23,120 --> 04:14:28,960
A tribute act to Shawshank Redemption. Here we go. But it's... It's a nicer tunnel. It's definitely not full of shit.

4694
04:14:30,160 --> 04:14:35,280
I'd say it is dank. And it is smelly. And I can already see some...

4695
04:14:35,920 --> 04:14:39,760
A few... Oh fuck. I thought that was... I thought it was grass.

4696
04:14:40,800 --> 04:14:44,960
I thought that was grass. But it turns out... It's glass.

4697
04:14:45,600 --> 04:14:50,240
There's only one letter in the difference, but a very different meaning at the end of the day as well.

4698
04:14:50,240 --> 04:14:56,080
Get the match going.

4699
04:14:56,080 --> 04:15:08,240
What an under-equipped man this is. After months of torture and trying to find out who this killer is.

4700
04:15:08,240 --> 04:15:18,240
You'd think he would have at least invested in a fucking jacket, some gloves, a rain hat, and a torch or just a bat or something.

4701
04:15:19,040 --> 04:15:32,320
Like... I think that the director of the game or whoever, the Frenchman that made it, probably wanted the audience to feel uncomfortable, to feel this sense of foreboding.

4702
04:15:33,200 --> 04:15:39,040
And the only way... One of the ways to achieve that is to not introduce a running mechanic and

4703
04:15:39,040 --> 04:15:46,560
to have him use matchsticks as a fucking light source, which is ridiculous considering the wet nature of everything.

4704
04:15:46,560 --> 04:15:50,800
Everything's wet. How's he even lighting those? Unless he had them kept in a fucking Loctite box.

4705
04:15:51,360 --> 04:15:57,760
Or, uh... I saw Ray Mears said you could put matchsticks in a condom if you want to keep them dry and safe.

4706
04:15:58,400 --> 04:16:03,200
But, uh, you don't really hear much from Ray Mears these days, so I'd take whatever he says with a pinch of salt.

4707
04:16:03,600 --> 04:16:09,200
Heavy Dufresne. Thank you very much for your tip there. Let's have a look and see where this is going here.

4708
04:16:09,200 --> 04:16:16,880
Sharp as a razor. Impossible to go back. I'm gonna have to crawl through it slowly so I don't tear up my arms.

4709
04:16:19,120 --> 04:16:27,680
Right. So the exposition is thus slow crawl. If I'm really gently pressing the left thumb stick forward,

4710
04:16:27,680 --> 04:16:34,960
still looks painful. I would have, I would have just gone like... Fuck, wrong. Get the window off there. Tom.

4711
04:16:36,800 --> 04:16:44,000
Yep. Hello. Yeah, you've still got the spycraft window from earlier on. I accidentally hit the button there.

4712
04:16:45,120 --> 04:16:48,800
Just give me a second now. Just try and get it done. How's the game going?

4713
04:16:50,800 --> 04:16:55,040
Not great. It's fucking shit. He's got a matchstick and he keeps on getting his hand cut.

4714
04:16:57,200 --> 04:16:58,160
Crazy bit of business.

4715
04:17:03,600 --> 04:17:07,600
Howdy, partner. Looks like you were having a technical malfunction.

4716
04:17:08,640 --> 04:17:11,920
Well done in the war zone earlier on. From what I could see,

4717
04:17:12,560 --> 04:17:17,040
you definitely cleaned ass down there. Watch your back down there.

4718
04:17:21,200 --> 04:17:23,040
Right, so we... Are we back on?

4719
04:17:23,040 --> 04:17:41,280
Fucking hell. And you came through, your voice came through awful clear there, Tom.

4720
04:17:44,400 --> 04:17:51,600
Bit of technical gremlins... Gremlins... In the, in the system. There's nothing really much I can do about it, but I mean,

4721
04:17:51,600 --> 04:17:54,160
you gotta, you gotta hand it to me. I did fix the screen.

4722
04:17:55,600 --> 04:17:59,600
Yeah, thanks very much for that there, Tom. Let's see what we've got going on here. Seems to be...

4723
04:18:00,880 --> 04:18:07,680
very painful this game. And Folly it, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip there. You say, "Heavy rain."

4724
04:18:08,240 --> 04:18:16,320
More like finger pain. Great pace. Thank you very much for that. Some heavy breathing going on from this book as well.

4725
04:18:23,200 --> 04:18:28,960
We've got a... Another... Who, who lined this tunnel with glass? And were they aware...

4726
04:18:29,840 --> 04:18:32,560
of what it was I was going to be doing? Another matchstick.

4727
04:18:34,880 --> 04:18:39,440
The match flame. It indicates where the fresh air comes from. All I have to do is follow the wind.

4728
04:18:41,280 --> 04:18:42,320
Follow the wind.

4729
04:18:52,880 --> 04:18:57,600
So we go... We go... Left, so... Oh, right, sorry.

4730
04:19:04,000 --> 04:19:07,120
I think there's blood happening. You have to go really slowly as well.

4731
04:19:17,200 --> 04:19:26,080
A glass-lined labyrinth of pain. It's very, very emphatic in its presentation.

4732
04:19:28,000 --> 04:19:34,400
And now I have to follow the wind again with the match. Get another match going. It's a great matchstick mechanic they've got going here.

4733
04:19:35,040 --> 04:19:37,680
Like that. And we have a look and see which way left.

4734
04:19:38,960 --> 04:19:40,240
Great stuff. Great news.

4735
04:19:40,240 --> 04:19:48,960
I was a little bit overzealous there on pressing the thumbstick forward. I think that led to

4736
04:19:50,160 --> 04:19:56,720
a few cuts. Kind of just hoping this is just one of those dreams. I think they did that to us the other

4737
04:19:56,720 --> 04:20:02,240
day where it was just a dream. I'm hoping to do that again. It's lazy enough writing, but I mean it...

4738
04:20:03,040 --> 04:20:15,760
It works. It just works. Look at that glass. It's really well rendered. Proper fucking Annie Lennox scenario.

4739
04:20:23,760 --> 04:20:34,960
Now, let's get the match going. Another beautiful matchstick. And that's telling us to go lift this time.

4740
04:20:36,880 --> 04:20:43,040
You gotta hand it to the French. They know how to fucking do matchstick wind games.

4741
04:20:44,480 --> 04:20:48,160
Now he's trying to stand up. Oh, this is uncomfortable watching.

4742
04:20:49,840 --> 04:20:56,720
I have to turn around. Back round again. Oh, the dead body! I've just seen it. That's scary enough.

4743
04:20:56,720 --> 04:20:59,680
There's a fucking dead body right at the end of the tunnel here.

4744
04:21:01,760 --> 04:21:08,800
Pretty arduous stuff. I was feeling the pain there for a moment with the broken glass. And now we've got a

4745
04:21:08,800 --> 04:21:13,760
wee wee, Monsieur scenario. A dead man. Let's have a look at this.

4746
04:21:13,760 --> 04:21:25,920
This is a real... Looks like I'm not the first to come this way. Stand by me corpse situation.

4747
04:21:29,360 --> 04:21:32,720
Let's get the match out and see if there's any wind happening here.

4748
04:21:38,080 --> 04:21:41,600
So, I can't see which way the flame is going there, but...

4749
04:21:42,880 --> 04:21:50,800
Maybe it's going towards. And another burnt finger. It's... It's all getting tough here. We'll go towards the body and see if there's anything on him.

4750
04:21:53,760 --> 04:21:55,360
Oh, we have to turn around. It's not letting us...

4751
04:21:59,840 --> 04:22:04,560
Okay, here we go. We've... We've got it. We know where we're going now.

4752
04:22:06,800 --> 04:22:11,600
There's a lot of... A lot of bleeding going on.

4753
04:22:11,600 --> 04:22:32,960
Seems to be a little air shaft here. To move your head. Is that used to anything? I'm not sure. Well, doesn't look like it. Keep going.

4754
04:22:35,040 --> 04:22:38,720
You'd be half wondering what the hell's at the end of this tunnel. Because...

4755
04:22:40,240 --> 04:22:42,880
It was pretty grim back there on the other side of things.

4756
04:22:46,640 --> 04:22:49,440
I'd say we're in... We're in line for another shit up.

4757
04:22:51,040 --> 04:22:56,320
Another dead body or something. Maybe a dead rat. Maybe just a big giant shite.

4758
04:22:57,520 --> 04:23:02,800
That stinks. And you have to try and move away from that. But you can't because there's too much glass on the other side.

4759
04:23:03,760 --> 04:23:07,440
And then you have to use the match to try and find out which way the wind's going. But you...

4760
04:23:07,440 --> 04:23:13,760
You ignite... End up igniting methane gas. And that explodes the tunnel. And you die in a fucking...

4761
04:23:14,320 --> 04:23:17,040
Fitty methane related disaster death.

4762
04:23:18,880 --> 04:23:23,600
Or they could introduce... The introduction of a goblin creature that chases after you would...

4763
04:23:23,600 --> 04:23:25,520
Just spice things up a little bit.

4764
04:23:35,920 --> 04:23:38,640
The Resident Evil 2 Croc DLC.

4765
04:23:44,080 --> 04:23:50,720
Yeah, you're right there, Damien. I was working on tunnels like this back in the day myself. But there was not as much glass...

4766
04:23:52,480 --> 04:23:56,720
...than that. In fact, there was not much... There wasn't any glass at all. And...

4767
04:23:56,720 --> 04:23:59,760
Your men's knees there are absolutely... Glubered.

4768
04:24:03,840 --> 04:24:06,640
Pure fucking Gallipoli. Left bumper stick.

4769
04:24:08,640 --> 04:24:09,440
Bumper nickel.

4770
04:24:10,800 --> 04:24:16,720
And now another fucking chute that we get down. He's having a great old day of it in these pipes and these shafts.

4771
04:24:17,520 --> 04:24:18,560
I guess I don't really have any choice.

4772
04:24:18,560 --> 04:24:23,200
I mean, at this stage, you've got... You've gone this far. You might as well get inside the pipe.

4773
04:24:24,560 --> 04:24:26,640
What else are you gonna do? Go back through the glass.

4774
04:24:28,240 --> 04:24:30,000
His legs are in fucking bits.

4775
04:24:31,520 --> 04:24:33,520
And it really will be a tetanus...

4776
04:24:35,120 --> 04:24:38,960
Scenario, I hope. When he gets out of here. How do you... What are you meant to do here now?

4777
04:24:40,080 --> 04:24:41,600
Let go of them at the same time, is it?

4778
04:24:42,640 --> 04:24:56,000
Alright, fair enough. Great Scott.

4779
04:24:57,280 --> 04:24:59,840
Into a fucking butterfly room. Hit B.

4780
04:25:01,360 --> 04:25:03,440
Press B. I was pressing it. I'm pressing it.

4781
04:25:04,960 --> 04:25:06,160
And then left bumper.

4782
04:25:07,520 --> 04:25:09,840
And then cream that up with an A press.

4783
04:25:10,480 --> 04:25:16,400
No. A goblin-like creature. Thank you very much there for your kind heart and generous tip.

4784
04:25:17,840 --> 04:25:22,640
You see, I declined to... The... An approach to appear in the game.

4785
04:25:24,000 --> 04:25:29,680
So it's on record that a goblin-like creature was approached, but declined.

4786
04:25:29,680 --> 04:25:33,760
Whether or not that was a professional choice or the agent made that choice, I'm not sure.

4787
04:25:35,920 --> 04:25:42,800
Just goes to show you though, the French were keen on goblin-related action. It just didn't happen for them.

4788
04:25:42,800 --> 04:26:04,800
*Ding*

4789
04:26:04,800 --> 04:26:11,800
This looks like it's going to be a very nice, safe and pain-free few moments.

4790
04:26:11,800 --> 04:26:15,800
Great design on the room there.

4791
04:26:15,800 --> 04:26:18,800
I love the way this game is developing now.

4792
04:26:18,800 --> 04:26:21,800
Now I have to hit 4 or 5 buttons instead of 3.

4793
04:26:21,800 --> 04:26:25,800
How are you meant to... I don't have enough fucking thumbs to do all that.

4794
04:26:25,800 --> 04:26:32,800
So that's an interesting way of approaching this because I'm not sure how we're going to do this.

4795
04:26:32,800 --> 04:26:38,800
We hit the X. We hit the LB.

4796
04:26:38,800 --> 04:26:42,800
We hit the Y.

4797
04:26:42,800 --> 04:26:45,800
We hit the RB and I'm running out of fingers as we speak.

4798
04:26:45,800 --> 04:26:48,800
I'm going to have to use my fucking nose.

4799
04:26:48,800 --> 04:26:49,800
*Ding*

4800
04:26:49,800 --> 04:26:50,800
*Ding*

4801
04:26:50,800 --> 04:26:51,800
Alright.

4802
04:26:51,800 --> 04:26:58,800
Is this part of the game... is this what they thought they'd really piss off the person playing it?

4803
04:26:58,800 --> 04:27:06,800
I would have been able to hit B there but the only way I would have been able to do that is with my tongue.

4804
04:27:06,800 --> 04:27:09,800
And that isn't the kind of stream I operate.

4805
04:27:09,800 --> 04:27:11,800
That's not the operation I'm running here.

4806
04:27:11,800 --> 04:27:13,800
That's not the show that I'm running.

4807
04:27:13,800 --> 04:27:18,800
And it was the very last thing I thought would be going on before playing this game.

4808
04:27:18,800 --> 04:27:26,800
Was that I was going to have to fucking nearly shift the controller enabled to make him move through and to the next scene.

4809
04:27:26,800 --> 04:27:28,800
But that's the way it's going.

4810
04:27:28,800 --> 04:27:29,800
I'm just going to have to leave...

4811
04:27:29,800 --> 04:27:31,800
When I went to put my nose in like this.

4812
04:27:31,800 --> 04:27:37,800
There wasn't enough room between my finger and thumb for my nose to fit through.

4813
04:27:37,800 --> 04:27:59,720
it through. So here we go. I'll choose another section. Okay, I see. Maybe this one here.

4814
04:27:59,720 --> 04:28:28,980
Oh look. No. He's battered, isn't he? He's absolutely fucking twisted. Let's try this one. X. Y. So that's three. And there's the B as well. LB, I think we've got it.

4815
04:28:28,980 --> 04:28:43,640
Oh. He just backed out of that one. Either that or my fingers didn't remain pressing the buttons.

4816
04:28:43,640 --> 04:29:09,140
Then the Y. Then the RB. And this is going to be a real head scratcher. Now I'm going to have to use my nose.

4817
04:29:09,140 --> 04:29:23,840
Still no luck there with that one. Like we've tried all these fences now. It's just not happening for him. Maybe the one at the end will work.

4818
04:29:29,140 --> 04:29:47,940
Okay. Left trigger. Then the A button. Then the Y. Running out of fingers here. And it's not happening.

4819
04:29:53,140 --> 04:29:59,520
You walked by it. So the... I'm just going to fucking go through the door.

4820
04:30:01,480 --> 04:30:08,760
Going to go through the door. It says coward on it. I'm not going to be worried about that. I'm not going to be embarrassed about that.

4821
04:30:13,260 --> 04:30:13,620
Stay.

4822
04:30:15,060 --> 04:30:18,120
People are saying I walked past it. So I'm going to stay.

4823
04:30:19,440 --> 04:30:20,780
So is it this one? Is it?

4824
04:30:25,780 --> 04:30:27,060
Is it this one or...

4825
04:30:29,060 --> 04:30:30,080
Second last.

4826
04:30:31,540 --> 04:30:32,300
So this one.

4827
04:30:33,480 --> 04:30:34,780
I thought I tried this one.

4828
04:30:40,060 --> 04:30:40,500
LB.

4829
04:30:44,180 --> 04:30:44,620
Y.

4830
04:30:46,420 --> 04:30:46,700
RB.

4831
04:30:47,340 --> 04:30:51,540
And now one final B. I'm going to have to use the nose again. But this is the one. So we're through.

4832
04:30:52,240 --> 04:30:52,840
Fuck you.

4833
04:30:58,560 --> 04:31:01,360
It's a one, two, three, four, five, six situation.

4834
04:31:04,720 --> 04:31:06,300
Second last from the other side.

4835
04:31:06,300 --> 04:31:06,800
Second last.

4836
04:31:12,080 --> 04:31:12,780
Here we go.

4837
04:31:15,420 --> 04:31:16,360
Oh, great stuff.

4838
04:31:20,260 --> 04:31:20,980
Great stuff.

4839
04:31:30,260 --> 04:31:31,080
That's beautiful.

4840
04:31:36,080 --> 04:31:38,380
My thoughts entirely as well.

4841
04:31:38,380 --> 04:31:42,620
Connor did want to get the lab in the ESB in to sort this place out.

4842
04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,440
Pronto stat.

4843
04:31:54,280 --> 04:31:55,920
Getting very intense now.

4844
04:31:56,000 --> 04:31:57,820
The music is beginning to ramp up.

4845
04:31:58,680 --> 04:31:59,320
Look at that.

4846
04:31:59,440 --> 04:32:00,540
The way it's moving through this.

4847
04:32:01,200 --> 04:32:03,380
Very, very interesting and...

4848
04:32:04,580 --> 04:32:05,960
Tension building.

4849
04:32:05,960 --> 04:32:05,960
Tension building.

4850
04:32:06,200 --> 04:32:07,120
Left bumper.

4851
04:32:07,640 --> 04:32:08,500
That's us through.

4852
04:32:15,040 --> 04:32:16,680
And then X.

4853
04:32:18,880 --> 04:32:19,640
LB.

4854
04:32:22,340 --> 04:32:23,660
I've got the Y.

4855
04:32:24,660 --> 04:32:25,280
The RB.

4856
04:32:25,700 --> 04:32:27,920
And if this is B, that fucking...

4857
04:32:27,920 --> 04:32:29,340
Knows it.

4858
04:32:33,240 --> 04:32:34,220
Doesn't work.

4859
04:32:34,220 --> 04:32:34,220
Doesn't work.

4860
04:32:55,580 --> 04:32:55,880
Oh.

4861
04:32:56,540 --> 04:32:57,060
I pressed...

4862
04:32:57,060 --> 04:32:59,420
Press B instead of A there.

4863
04:32:59,420 --> 04:32:59,880
Fuck.

4864
04:33:11,880 --> 04:33:12,800
Fuck.

4865
04:33:12,800 --> 04:33:13,720
Fuck.

4866
04:33:15,880 --> 04:33:18,340
I sneezed and that fucked him up there.

4867
04:33:18,400 --> 04:33:19,680
Hopefully this is game over.

4868
04:33:19,800 --> 04:33:21,140
Oh, for fuck's sake.

4869
04:33:22,760 --> 04:33:23,340
Come on.

4870
04:33:23,400 --> 04:33:24,200
Give us a chat.

4871
04:33:24,260 --> 04:33:25,140
That was a sneeze.

4872
04:33:25,340 --> 04:33:26,880
I didn't mean...

4873
04:33:26,880 --> 04:33:27,980
To do the fucking thing.

4874
04:33:49,400 --> 04:33:51,480
Well, that's what we should have done in the first place.

4875
04:33:51,480 --> 04:33:52,980
Just go through the fucking door.

4876
04:33:54,180 --> 04:33:56,480
What was the point of all that electricity stuff?

4877
04:33:59,720 --> 04:34:00,400
What am I...

4878
04:34:00,400 --> 04:34:01,920
What am I missing there with this?

4879
04:34:03,180 --> 04:34:05,260
Have I not taken the electricity route?

4880
04:34:05,340 --> 04:34:07,840
Have I missed a big chunk or swathe of the game?

4881
04:34:07,900 --> 04:34:08,560
Or is it...

4882
04:34:08,560 --> 04:34:17,820
Tell you what, some game for unresolved scenes, isn't it?

4883
04:34:17,820 --> 04:34:19,820
Back to KD Lang now with some...

4884
04:34:21,460 --> 04:34:22,520
Hot denim action.

4885
04:34:24,060 --> 04:34:29,100
She's still at the exact same motel, walking around, doing fuck all.

4886
04:34:29,380 --> 04:34:31,700
And it's a great situation, Tom.

4887
04:34:33,160 --> 04:34:46,800
Oh my god.

4888
04:34:46,800 --> 04:34:49,600
Dream like it seems to be a real situation.

4889
04:34:49,800 --> 04:34:50,920
A dead man on the floor.

4890
04:34:53,520 --> 04:34:54,480
Have a little...

4891
04:34:54,480 --> 04:34:55,460
Check this out here.

4892
04:34:55,560 --> 04:34:57,620
It's a dead man on a floor again.

4893
04:34:57,780 --> 04:34:59,020
And we've seen a few of these...

4894
04:34:59,020 --> 04:35:01,220
With the past few hours of this game.

4895
04:35:02,080 --> 04:35:04,860
Doesn't seem to be getting any better at all...

4896
04:35:04,860 --> 04:35:06,620
For the inhabitants of this world.

4897
04:35:06,800 --> 04:35:08,900
It just seems to be a continual...

4898
04:35:08,900 --> 04:35:10,200
Nightmarish...

4899
04:35:10,200 --> 04:35:12,800
Conveyor belt of shit situations for them.

4900
04:35:12,800 --> 04:35:17,800
So this is the guy that we were just controlling...

4901
04:35:19,500 --> 04:35:21,540
In the electricity plant.

4902
04:35:22,920 --> 04:35:25,860
No indication of how he managed to get back to the motel.

4903
04:35:28,920 --> 04:35:30,800
It just assumes...

4904
04:35:31,660 --> 04:35:33,500
You're gonna put two and two together here.

4905
04:35:33,580 --> 04:35:35,800
But I would have liked to have seen some sort of fucking...

4906
04:35:36,420 --> 04:35:37,740
Connection made there.

4907
04:35:37,840 --> 04:35:39,580
Because how did he get back?

4908
04:35:39,580 --> 04:35:48,580
Ethan.

4909
04:35:50,280 --> 04:35:50,680
Ethan.

4910
04:35:51,080 --> 04:35:51,820
Can you hear me?

4911
04:35:51,820 --> 04:35:51,940
Ethan.

4912
04:36:08,280 --> 04:36:09,940
You've got a hell of a fever.

4913
04:36:11,360 --> 04:36:12,800
Fever pills in the press.

4914
04:36:16,380 --> 04:36:19,340
It's gonna be another pills out the press scenario.

4915
04:36:19,600 --> 04:36:21,100
Are those burn marks on your chest?

4916
04:36:27,980 --> 04:36:29,460
Arms look really bad.

4917
04:36:31,200 --> 04:36:32,760
I need to disinfect your wounds.

4918
04:36:33,980 --> 04:36:36,820
This is going to be an exciting part of the game now.

4919
04:36:36,900 --> 04:36:38,720
Where we disinfect a man's wounds.

4920
04:36:40,640 --> 04:36:41,640
Rolls up the top.

4921
04:36:41,900 --> 04:36:42,560
Cheeky enough.

4922
04:36:42,740 --> 04:36:43,440
Cheeky business.

4923
04:36:43,440 --> 04:36:45,260
You have to get your clothes off to disinfect those wounds.

4924
04:36:45,260 --> 04:36:45,840
There we go.

4925
04:36:45,880 --> 04:36:46,880
It's all happening here.

4926
04:36:47,760 --> 04:36:49,420
Nothing sexual about it all.

4927
04:36:49,480 --> 04:36:50,060
It's just purely...

4928
04:36:51,180 --> 04:36:52,020
Medical.

4929
04:36:56,180 --> 04:36:58,160
Got some great denim cords on him.

4930
04:36:58,280 --> 04:36:59,440
Combat cords look.

4931
04:36:59,440 --> 04:37:09,420
Those are serious burns.

4932
04:37:11,040 --> 04:37:12,160
Don't think you should touch...

4933
04:37:12,160 --> 04:37:12,760
I don't know if I can do anything for you.

4934
04:37:12,760 --> 04:37:14,640
I don't think you should touch the serious burns.

4935
04:37:14,820 --> 04:37:15,920
It's just gonna make it worse.

4936
04:37:15,920 --> 04:37:24,560
Come here.

4937
04:37:24,700 --> 04:37:26,260
Let me rub those burns for you.

4938
04:37:26,260 --> 04:37:31,740
In and out of the fucking bathroom.

4939
04:37:33,200 --> 04:37:35,720
And then straight to the fucking medicine cabinet.

4940
04:37:35,840 --> 04:37:36,380
Grab it all.

4941
04:37:36,440 --> 04:37:37,960
We don't even need to decide what they are.

4942
04:37:38,440 --> 04:37:39,500
Pump it all into him.

4943
04:37:41,080 --> 04:37:42,240
Pump it all into him.

4944
04:37:43,500 --> 04:37:45,480
Clark and Ciara, thank you very much.

4945
04:37:45,700 --> 04:37:46,400
Happy New Year.

4946
04:37:46,460 --> 04:37:47,500
I hope you're getting on well.

4947
04:37:47,700 --> 04:37:48,380
Thanks for the tip.

4948
04:37:51,160 --> 04:37:52,740
Feed him a big ball of pills.

4949
04:37:52,740 --> 04:37:53,360
Yes.

4950
04:37:53,360 --> 04:37:58,320
And now the fucking...

4951
04:37:58,320 --> 04:37:59,440
Why does that keep happening?

4952
04:38:10,540 --> 04:38:11,280
Sorry there.

4953
04:38:11,360 --> 04:38:13,300
How long was that on the fucking screen for?

4954
04:38:13,480 --> 04:38:17,380
Thank you very much for the tip there, Andy the Fork.

4955
04:38:19,380 --> 04:38:19,820
Disinfect.

4956
04:38:19,980 --> 04:38:20,920
What we go for first.

4957
04:38:21,140 --> 04:38:22,860
Bandages, ointment, medicine, disinfect.

4958
04:38:23,080 --> 04:38:24,340
I think you gotta disinfect first.

4959
04:38:27,800 --> 04:38:28,180
Why?

4960
04:38:31,980 --> 04:38:33,220
Only up for a couple of seconds.

4961
04:38:33,380 --> 04:38:33,560
Okay.

4962
04:38:33,640 --> 04:38:34,060
Big smiles.

4963
04:38:34,180 --> 04:38:34,360
Okay.

4964
04:38:34,440 --> 04:38:36,020
Thank you very much for the news.

4965
04:38:36,100 --> 04:38:36,820
Andy the Fork.

4966
04:38:36,880 --> 04:38:37,700
Thank you very much.

4967
04:38:37,960 --> 04:38:39,020
And Clark and Ciara.

4968
04:38:39,680 --> 04:38:41,120
So it's a case of...

4969
04:38:41,120 --> 04:38:44,620
It's a one, two, three, four disinfectant situation.

4970
04:38:44,620 --> 04:38:45,680
That's disinfectant.

4971
04:38:46,000 --> 04:38:47,480
Not terribly good for burns.

4972
04:38:49,120 --> 04:38:50,480
I don't like the tone.

4973
04:38:54,780 --> 04:38:55,460
God.

4974
04:38:56,000 --> 04:38:56,600
Sorry.

4975
04:38:57,660 --> 04:38:58,460
I'll go easier.

4976
04:39:03,580 --> 04:39:04,420
Yeah.

4977
04:39:07,580 --> 04:39:08,600
Slowly does it.

4978
04:39:08,740 --> 04:39:11,700
Slowly reaches the end product here.

4979
04:39:12,900 --> 04:39:14,200
There's the end product.

4980
04:39:16,140 --> 04:39:18,680
And then here's another end product.

4981
04:39:23,720 --> 04:39:25,420
And here's another one as well.

4982
04:39:30,640 --> 04:39:31,780
I don't know what was going on.

4983
04:39:31,780 --> 04:39:33,200
She's not even applying it.

4984
04:39:33,280 --> 04:39:35,460
I'm pressing down on the fucking thing.

4985
04:39:35,520 --> 04:39:36,240
She's not putting it on.

4986
04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:36,240
Okay.

4987
04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:36,240
Okay.

4988
04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:46,660
Your wounds are disinfected.

4989
04:39:50,720 --> 04:39:51,200
Okay.

4990
04:39:51,200 --> 04:39:52,820
That's the wounds done.

4991
04:39:52,900 --> 04:39:54,440
So there we've got a burn.

4992
04:39:55,240 --> 04:39:58,140
We've got a medicine, an ointment, and bandages.

4993
04:39:59,520 --> 04:40:02,340
I'd say it's an ointment situation.

4994
04:40:03,300 --> 04:40:04,720
Put ointment on the burns.

4995
04:40:18,200 --> 04:40:21,060
He's, uh, feeling the pain there.

4996
04:40:23,760 --> 04:40:24,520
That's lovely.

4997
04:40:24,880 --> 04:40:25,460
Rub there.

4998
04:40:25,580 --> 04:40:28,720
Move the stick around in order to rub his chest.

4999
04:40:29,720 --> 04:40:31,540
I don't think that's how you do it in the business.

5000
04:40:33,760 --> 04:40:35,520
Uh, bandages possibly?

5001
04:40:35,700 --> 04:40:36,020
Yeah.

5002
04:40:37,600 --> 04:40:39,620
Electric eelthin.

5003
04:40:39,720 --> 04:40:42,060
Thank you very much for your tip, Electric eelthin.

5004
04:40:46,800 --> 04:40:52,020
And now we've another situation here where the bandage is being applied at pace to his arm.

5005
04:40:52,540 --> 04:40:54,140
We know it's being disinfected.

5006
04:40:55,480 --> 04:40:58,500
Will it, will it cause someone to pay for him?

5007
04:40:58,620 --> 04:40:59,660
We've yet to see.

5008
04:41:00,300 --> 04:41:03,400
Move, twirl the stick around to apply the bandage.

5009
04:41:03,440 --> 04:41:03,980
I've done that.

5010
04:41:05,940 --> 04:41:08,840
Keep twirling the stick there to apply more bandage.

5011
04:41:10,520 --> 04:41:11,600
That's lovely stuff.

5012
04:41:12,200 --> 04:41:13,280
Horses under starlight.

5013
04:41:13,360 --> 04:41:13,840
Thanks very much.

5014
04:41:13,880 --> 04:41:17,180
Some great stick twirling mechanics being built into this game.

5015
04:41:17,280 --> 04:41:21,380
And then hit the LB button to fucking put his, put your hands on him.

5016
04:41:21,660 --> 04:41:22,740
And then Y.

5017
04:41:22,960 --> 04:41:23,660
Pump Y.

5018
04:41:28,180 --> 04:41:30,720
Hold the LB and then we pump Y.

5019
04:41:32,220 --> 04:41:33,700
Pump Y to lift him up.

5020
04:41:33,700 --> 04:41:39,200
What an amazing concept this game was.

5021
04:41:39,360 --> 04:41:42,460
An entire game of quick time events.

5022
04:41:43,800 --> 04:41:45,820
Who would have thought that it would have ever worked?

5023
04:41:45,940 --> 04:41:46,420
Not me.

5024
04:41:47,400 --> 04:41:48,380
But here we are.

5025
04:41:48,460 --> 04:41:49,820
It's working very well indeed.

5026
04:41:49,820 --> 04:41:50,000
That's all I can do.

5027
04:41:51,960 --> 04:41:52,780
How do you feel?

5028
04:41:53,080 --> 04:41:54,660
Pure autopilot game.

5029
04:41:54,820 --> 04:41:58,300
Like you could really just fucking leave the brain at home for this one.

5030
04:41:58,620 --> 04:41:59,300
He's unconscious.

5031
04:42:00,900 --> 04:42:02,120
Now I'll just have to wait.

5032
04:42:03,040 --> 04:42:04,120
And hope he wakes up.

5033
04:42:05,140 --> 04:42:08,060
She just spoke then and her mouth didn't move.

5034
04:42:08,120 --> 04:42:10,320
So it's a bit of a fucking mess up.

5035
04:42:10,400 --> 04:42:13,320
They should have actually rectified that after the initial game test.

5036
04:42:14,200 --> 04:42:15,960
But they must have had dummies on it.

5037
04:42:16,220 --> 04:42:17,120
Because they didn't notice.

5038
04:42:17,380 --> 04:42:17,780
I did.

5039
04:42:19,280 --> 04:42:24,920
I bet you have to look inside the box at the origami fucking figures or something.

5040
04:42:30,920 --> 04:42:32,920
She got the naughty holders now.

5041
04:42:35,500 --> 04:42:38,340
Is naughty holder still with us?

5042
04:42:38,440 --> 04:42:41,300
Just got a thought there that naughty holder isn't with us anymore.

5043
04:42:41,420 --> 04:42:44,500
And that's a fucking shame because he kind of is Mr. Christmas.

5044
04:42:45,440 --> 04:42:47,360
Or was at some stage.

5045
04:42:49,180 --> 04:42:50,860
Theresa Manion's after you.

5046
04:42:50,960 --> 04:42:51,580
Brian C.

5047
04:42:52,040 --> 04:42:52,540
How are you?

5048
04:42:53,900 --> 04:42:55,100
He's still with us.

5049
04:42:55,140 --> 04:42:55,760
Thank God.

5050
04:42:57,600 --> 04:43:01,840
Because it's getting fucking dodgy now.

5051
04:43:01,980 --> 04:43:07,700
You know, every few days is someone going that you remember or you've heard about, like, you know?

5052
04:43:12,200 --> 04:43:13,760
I'm just glad that Naughty...

5053
04:43:13,760 --> 04:43:17,680
But you don't really hear much from Naughty Holder anymore, do you?

5054
04:43:18,940 --> 04:43:21,720
Was he on I'm a celebrity to get me out of here at some stage?

5055
04:43:21,720 --> 04:43:28,800
No choice.

5056
04:43:28,980 --> 04:43:29,280
Memory.

5057
04:43:29,380 --> 04:43:30,040
Your memory's gone.

5058
04:43:30,040 --> 04:43:38,600
When I was a child, I was always the one who used to fix my brothers up when they'd been fighting with the other kids on the block.

5059
04:43:40,860 --> 04:43:42,100
I, uh...

5060
04:43:42,100 --> 04:43:44,180
I suppose I like to play the guardian angel.

5061
04:43:51,760 --> 04:43:53,660
He was clean living for the era.

5062
04:43:55,260 --> 04:43:59,060
You said you were here because you're an insomniac?

5063
04:43:59,060 --> 04:44:02,980
Uh, tell a...

5064
04:44:02,980 --> 04:44:03,740
I tell a lie.

5065
04:44:03,840 --> 04:44:04,840
I'm wide awake.

5066
04:44:05,700 --> 04:44:06,760
Which is the same thing.

5067
04:44:06,780 --> 04:44:07,300
It's nothing.

5068
04:44:07,900 --> 04:44:10,480
Um, I just have trouble falling asleep sometimes.

5069
04:44:10,860 --> 04:44:12,000
Look at her jacket.

5070
04:44:12,120 --> 04:44:15,540
It has kind of, uh, Japanese samurai and, uh...

5071
04:44:17,400 --> 04:44:19,680
Whatever the fucking other fella is.

5072
04:44:19,800 --> 04:44:21,540
I don't know who the fella on the right is, but, uh...

5073
04:44:22,220 --> 04:44:23,360
What would they be from?

5074
04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:25,280
Is that particular art style?

5075
04:44:26,260 --> 04:44:28,720
I'm gonna guess Japanese art.

5076
04:44:28,720 --> 04:44:32,280
I've been like that since I was a little girl.

5077
04:44:34,920 --> 04:44:35,320
Problems?

5078
04:44:35,320 --> 04:44:36,000
Question mark?

5079
04:44:36,580 --> 04:44:37,320
You, um...

5080
04:44:38,040 --> 04:44:40,060
You got some kind of a problem?

5081
04:44:42,880 --> 04:44:44,660
Bigger than you can possibly imagine.

5082
04:44:47,860 --> 04:44:48,300
Hypothesis?

5083
04:44:50,440 --> 04:44:51,980
You mixed up with the mafia?

5084
04:44:52,900 --> 04:44:53,260
Japanistic.

5085
04:44:53,260 --> 04:44:55,260
"Kabuki."

5086
04:44:55,260 --> 04:44:57,260
Kabuki.

5087
04:44:57,260 --> 04:44:59,260
Kabuki.

5088
04:44:59,260 --> 04:45:06,260
Listen, I am truly grateful for your help, but for your own sake, I think it's better if you don't ask any questions.

5089
04:45:09,260 --> 04:45:10,260
Maybe I could help you, I--

5090
04:45:10,260 --> 04:45:12,260
No one can help me.

5091
04:45:14,260 --> 04:45:17,260
You've already done a lot, Madison.

5092
04:45:19,260 --> 04:45:20,260
Right.

5093
04:45:22,260 --> 04:45:23,260
I'm gonna go.

5094
04:45:27,260 --> 04:45:28,260
Take care.

5095
04:45:29,260 --> 04:45:32,260
Hate to see you leave, but I love to see you walk away.

5096
04:45:33,260 --> 04:45:34,260
I will share Lynn Spiteri.

5097
04:45:34,260 --> 04:45:35,260
See you later.

5098
04:45:37,260 --> 04:45:39,260
Thanks, Tom, for joining in there.

5099
04:45:39,260 --> 04:45:48,260
Now we open the box yet again for another lovely piece of oregasmic origami.

5100
04:45:49,260 --> 04:45:51,260
It is nothing short of amazing.

5101
04:45:51,260 --> 04:45:56,260
It's an origami lizard which now says, "Are you prepared to make a sacrifice?"

5102
04:45:56,260 --> 04:45:57,260
And I--

5103
04:45:57,260 --> 04:46:00,260
I was talking so much shite, I couldn't even read that.

5104
04:46:02,260 --> 04:46:04,260
Another scene closes.

5105
04:46:05,260 --> 04:46:06,260
"Are you sure?"

5106
04:46:07,260 --> 04:46:08,260
"Did you double check it?"

5107
04:46:09,260 --> 04:46:10,260
Double bag it.

5108
04:46:11,260 --> 04:46:12,260
Bag man.

5109
04:46:13,260 --> 04:46:18,260
"Corta has an airtight alibi for at least two of the disappearances."

5110
04:46:19,260 --> 04:46:21,260
"He's not the origami killer."

5111
04:46:22,260 --> 04:46:24,260
"Okay, let's get back to work."

5112
04:46:25,260 --> 04:46:30,260
Did anyone else come up with Sean Mui for the game? Nobody as of yet has said that, I don't think.

5113
04:46:30,260 --> 04:46:35,260
Sean Moss's mother's here. She'd like to speak with you.

5114
04:46:40,260 --> 04:46:43,260
It was a few months back. The middle of the night.

5115
04:46:44,260 --> 04:46:45,260
Sean's old idiot. It was pouring down.

5116
04:46:46,260 --> 04:46:47,260
Ethan's wife.

5117
04:46:47,260 --> 04:46:49,260
Ethan came home completely drenched at about three.

5118
04:46:50,260 --> 04:46:51,260
That's my wife.

5119
04:46:51,260 --> 04:46:52,260
I asked her where he'd been.

5120
04:46:53,260 --> 04:46:56,260
He, uh, he spoke about drowning the rain.

5121
04:46:57,260 --> 04:46:59,260
Um, he didn't make any sense.

5122
04:47:00,260 --> 04:47:01,260
There was--

5123
04:47:02,260 --> 04:47:04,260
Bit of a frame rate drop here, is there?

5124
04:47:05,260 --> 04:47:06,260
It's not looking smooth.

5125
04:47:07,260 --> 04:47:08,260
Oh, my God.

5126
04:47:09,260 --> 04:47:11,260
As if it wasn't really him.

5127
04:47:14,260 --> 04:47:16,260
Rocky Gervais, thank you very much for the tip there.

5128
04:47:17,260 --> 04:47:25,260
But the next day, there was that announcement about another victim of the origami killer.

5129
04:47:30,260 --> 04:47:32,260
Find my son. I'm begging you.

5130
04:47:32,260 --> 04:47:43,260
Sorry, my face there was just trying to highlight the pain and tension in the game.

5131
04:47:43,260 --> 04:47:45,260
This is Agent Norman Jaden of the FBI.

5132
04:47:46,260 --> 04:47:48,260
According to our information, Ethan Mars is one of your patients.

5133
04:47:49,260 --> 04:47:50,260
We'd like to ask you a few questions about--

5134
04:47:51,260 --> 04:47:52,260
Bruno Mars.

5135
04:47:53,260 --> 04:47:54,260
I beg your pardon?

5136
04:47:55,260 --> 04:47:56,260
I'm bound by--

5137
04:47:57,260 --> 04:47:58,260
Bruno Mars bar.

5138
04:47:59,260 --> 04:48:00,260
--by an oath of secrecy.

5139
04:48:01,260 --> 04:48:04,260
Under no circumstances may I discuss my patients.

5140
04:48:06,260 --> 04:48:11,260
My job is to find Sean Mars alive, and I don't give a damn about any bullshit oath.

5141
04:48:12,260 --> 04:48:13,260
Yeah.

5142
04:48:13,260 --> 04:48:14,260
Ain't gonna take no shit.

5143
04:48:16,260 --> 04:48:17,260
Move, shrink.

5144
04:48:18,260 --> 04:48:19,260
Sean Mars' life may depend on what you know.

5145
04:48:19,260 --> 04:48:20,260
Tell us what you know, doctor.

5146
04:48:21,260 --> 04:48:22,260
Heh.

5147
04:48:22,260 --> 04:48:23,260
That guy's accent is hilarious.

5148
04:48:23,260 --> 04:48:25,260
I wanna hear more of this guy speaking.

5149
04:48:26,260 --> 04:48:30,260
I think it's a kind of a Bostonian New England vibe.

5150
04:48:31,260 --> 04:48:32,260
Where it's weird as well.

5151
04:48:32,260 --> 04:48:33,260
I'm sorry.

5152
04:48:33,260 --> 04:48:34,260
I can't help you.

5153
04:48:35,260 --> 04:48:37,260
And now I must ask you to leave.

5154
04:48:38,260 --> 04:48:39,260
You need to cooperate.

5155
04:48:40,260 --> 04:48:41,260
For your own sake.

5156
04:48:44,260 --> 04:48:46,260
Uh, reconvince, shrink.

5157
04:48:47,260 --> 04:48:48,260
I know you don't wanna protect a murderer.

5158
04:48:48,260 --> 04:48:51,260
If you know anything, you must tell us, doctor.

5159
04:48:52,260 --> 04:48:53,260
Are you threatening me?

5160
04:48:53,260 --> 04:48:55,260
I'm just giving you some free advice, doc.

5161
04:48:56,260 --> 04:48:57,260
I suggest you take it.

5162
04:49:00,260 --> 04:49:03,260
Good cop-by-cop kind of situation going on here.

5163
04:49:04,260 --> 04:49:07,260
I'm going to call the police and make a complaint about your behavior.

5164
04:49:08,260 --> 04:49:11,260
Doctor, you are really pushing my buttons.

5165
04:49:11,260 --> 04:49:13,260
The only thing I'm interested in is saving that kid's life.

5166
04:49:14,260 --> 04:49:17,260
So, you're gonna be a good boy and tell me what I wanna know or I am-

5167
04:49:18,260 --> 04:49:19,260
He needs a good slap, this shrink.

5168
04:49:20,260 --> 04:49:24,260
He needs to shlap the shrink, but there's no option that they're giving you a quick time event for that.

5169
04:49:25,260 --> 04:49:27,260
It needs to be a nice, short, sharp shock.

5170
04:49:27,260 --> 04:49:30,260
Really gonna lose my temper.

5171
04:49:31,260 --> 04:49:34,260
Legally, you gotta tell us what you know.

5172
04:49:35,260 --> 04:49:37,260
You have no right.

5173
04:49:39,260 --> 04:49:40,260
Fuck off.

5174
04:49:41,260 --> 04:49:43,260
Wastes of skin.

5175
04:49:43,260 --> 04:50:02,120
Come on, Doc. There's an easy way and a hard way. It's your fucking choice.

5176
04:50:04,280 --> 04:50:04,880
What?

5177
04:50:04,880 --> 04:50:20,900
I bet he looks like his breath stinks.

5178
04:50:20,900 --> 04:50:48,680
I want to save Sean Mars just as much as you do, but that doesn't give me the freedom to do what the hell I like. So you're going to stop this shit right now. Digital hands. Back off. I'll get you for this, Jaden. Don't worry. I will not forget. Ethan Mars has had psychological problems since his first son died. Canna do 2.0. Feels responsible for his death. Sort of morbid neurosis.

5179
04:50:48,680 --> 04:50:58,460
So this guy is talking now. It just goes to show you do get result. Violence does work out in the end. Might not be pretty. Might not be nice. But it gets results.

5180
04:50:59,780 --> 04:51:15,700
He is haunted by visions of drowning bodies. A few weeks ago, after one of our usual sessions, I found this on the floor. It must have fallen out of his pocket. Origami killer.

5181
04:51:16,460 --> 04:51:22,820
Back off.

5182
04:51:24,620 --> 04:51:25,920
Sweaty fists.

5183
04:51:27,560 --> 04:51:29,000
Xanadu 2.0.

5184
04:51:30,920 --> 04:51:32,100
Wastes of skin.

5185
04:51:32,100 --> 04:51:49,020
Ash, I want you to assign every available man to finding Ethan Mars. I want a man outside his place day and night. Notify all agencies to start looking for him. I want you to keep an eye on the train stations, the airports, the bus terminals. I want every cop in the city on his ass. So that if he moves, we know about him.

5186
04:51:49,020 --> 04:52:10,260
The classic scene, the cop rallying the fucking troops and the battle cry sort of fucking situation. The real Tommy Lee Jones and the fugitive. I want every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse within a five square mile area sorted. Blah, blah, blah. Give me back my wife. Where's my wife?

5187
04:52:10,260 --> 04:52:16,520
Digital hands. Yes. Ethan Mars is the origami killer.

5188
04:52:18,420 --> 04:52:45,000
More Aladichian moods on the way as we transition from one scene to another. And who's this cheeky dude down the driving range? And what kind of city has a driving... It's like a motel driving range.

5189
04:52:46,300 --> 04:52:48,860
In a fucking metropolis.

5190
04:52:57,580 --> 04:52:58,460
Great swing.

5191
04:52:59,660 --> 04:53:00,740
Now we get to move...

5192
04:53:02,560 --> 04:53:06,680
Through here. Somebody there. He's doing the old... I'll teach you how to play golf, love.

5193
04:53:07,640 --> 04:53:09,240
I'll teach you how to play golf. Come here.

5194
04:53:09,720 --> 04:53:11,540
You just gotta swing like this.

5195
04:53:14,720 --> 04:53:20,720
Nice shot. Cheeky bastard. Thank you. Please come in, Mr. Shelby. Would you care for a coffee?

5196
04:53:21,680 --> 04:53:22,480
Oh, no, thanks.

5197
04:53:25,120 --> 04:53:25,680
Do you play?

5198
04:53:27,040 --> 04:53:27,880
I tried once.

5199
04:53:28,580 --> 04:53:33,560
Now Sam Allardyce does the same maneuver with this fella. And it's just big Sam.

5200
04:53:35,560 --> 04:53:37,320
Haunched up tight to your man.

5201
04:53:38,160 --> 04:53:39,280
Swing when you're winning.

5202
04:53:40,000 --> 04:53:40,960
I think the owner of the course...

5203
04:53:40,960 --> 04:53:52,240
And you have to do a load of quick time events to get the swing right. And if you get it wrong, he accidentally presses against him and then the fella's like, "What the hell's going on? I thought this was a golf lesson."

5204
04:53:53,200 --> 04:54:04,560
Oh, my mistake. You just have to keep repeating until you get the right sequence of events. It's either gonna be you get the information you want or your man thinks that you're trying to sexually assault him.

5205
04:54:05,440 --> 04:54:14,400
Again, did they go down that route? I doubt they did. Because the makers of the game, they want to fucking make it into a kind of a tough...

5206
04:54:16,720 --> 04:54:21,760
uncompromising and challenging on a number of levels sort of game. We're talking...

5207
04:54:22,720 --> 04:54:28,080
gameplay mechanic wise. We're talking mood wise. It's a psycho...

5208
04:54:29,200 --> 04:54:32,160
It's a psychological thriller of a game so far.

5209
04:54:33,200 --> 04:54:34,160
Still looking for me.

5210
04:54:35,920 --> 04:54:42,800
It's gritty and surreal. Balls to the wall? Possibly. But it'll be balls to the wall in a minute.

5211
04:54:48,880 --> 04:54:49,440
Here we go.

5212
04:54:51,600 --> 04:55:00,320
Grab a club. Do you know there was a lot of room here for double entendres and such, but they probably haven't gone down that route. Just too lowbrow for them.

5213
04:55:00,640 --> 04:55:05,520
But it would have brought a nice bit of sweet, lighthearted relief to the situation.

5214
04:55:10,160 --> 04:55:11,920
The pace hasn't stopped in fairness.

5215
04:55:19,280 --> 04:55:23,120
Look at your man. Still going at it there in the fucking next booth over.

5216
04:55:24,080 --> 04:55:24,800
The real...

5217
04:55:24,800 --> 04:55:25,280
The balls are in that basket.

5218
04:55:26,160 --> 04:55:31,680
Fiberpunk sort of fucking driving range. Does it... I wonder if there's anything like this even exist in reality.

5219
04:55:42,080 --> 04:55:43,280
It exists in LA.

5220
04:55:44,640 --> 04:55:49,600
The most important thing is to grip the club correctly. When you feel ready, you swing.

5221
04:55:53,120 --> 04:55:54,400
So grip the club.

5222
04:55:55,680 --> 04:55:56,880
Get the footwork right.

5223
04:55:58,000 --> 04:56:00,320
Make sure you've got the LB pressed as well.

5224
04:56:00,960 --> 04:56:02,800
Long Beach. And then...

5225
04:56:05,680 --> 04:56:06,480
Get in the hole.

5226
04:56:08,720 --> 04:56:11,040
That was a real slow swing. Ridiculous.

5227
04:56:11,040 --> 04:56:25,920
It's only your first ball. You should try to strike it a little harder next time.

5228
04:56:27,920 --> 04:56:31,040
I'm assuming you didn't invite me here just to play golf, Mr. Kramer.

5229
04:56:34,240 --> 04:56:38,320
I hear you've been asking questions about my son. Kramer vs. Kramer.

5230
04:56:39,280 --> 04:56:43,520
That's right. I want to know if Gordy is linked to the Origami Killer case in any way.

5231
04:56:55,120 --> 04:56:57,760
I want to give this a real fucking crystal swing right now.

5232
04:57:05,520 --> 04:57:10,000
Kramer vs. Heckler. The Laugh Factory.

5233
04:57:15,840 --> 04:57:18,080
My son had nothing to do with that sordid case.

5234
04:57:20,240 --> 04:57:22,640
Well then he has nothing to fear from my investigation.

5235
04:57:28,720 --> 04:57:32,400
You have no business investigating my son. I told you he had nothing to do with it.

5236
04:57:32,400 --> 04:57:37,520
Really smacking ball there. And it's a lot of nice tension building going on between the two guys here.

5237
04:57:37,520 --> 04:57:41,840
With all due respect, Mr. Kramer, it's up to me to decide who I want to investigate.

5238
04:57:43,920 --> 04:57:50,240
The very serious story going on. But I like the way they're juxtaposing the serious nature of the scene

5239
04:57:50,880 --> 04:57:55,840
with this kind of golf situation here. What does it say?

5240
04:58:01,520 --> 04:58:08,880
It's a great swing. Two fellas swinging their fucking clubs around each other.

5241
04:58:10,400 --> 04:58:14,080
And just really getting down into the detail of a murky murder.

5242
04:58:16,720 --> 04:58:17,920
Sam's getting fresh.

5243
04:58:17,920 --> 04:58:24,160
I say I'm trying to show you where your interest lies. How much do you want to leave my son alone?

5244
04:58:28,160 --> 04:58:31,600
I think you misunderstood me. I don't play that game.

5245
04:58:34,000 --> 04:58:37,680
Don't go near my son, Mr. Shelby. If you do, you'll regret it.

5246
04:58:41,520 --> 04:58:42,800
Have a nice day, Mr. Kramer.

5247
04:58:50,320 --> 04:58:56,960
Lasting glance there and not so happy Mr. Kramer. Is it going to send this ball into space with the fucking anger?

5248
04:59:01,120 --> 04:59:07,280
I don't even know who this guy's son is. See the weirdo in the mansion that was laughing to the cartoons.

5249
04:59:18,240 --> 04:59:28,880
He was. I'm pressing the button here and nothing's happening. Unless it's just part of the fucking transition. Yeah, it is.

5250
04:59:35,600 --> 04:59:44,480
Thursday morning. Another fucking three inches of rain. It's getting worse. And what's more, his son is probably inside a storm drain somewhere, crying his eyes out.

5251
04:59:44,480 --> 04:59:53,040
Except you can't see the tears because there's just so much water around him at that time as well. Thanks very much there, Schnuffles.

5252
04:59:54,640 --> 05:00:00,320
With a tip. And look at the rat. Lovely rat work. Liquid rat work.

5253
05:00:02,160 --> 05:00:04,560
Rats and glass. This game has it all.

5254
05:00:06,800 --> 05:00:10,160
Lizard on the floor there. Is that a toy? What is it?

5255
05:00:10,160 --> 05:00:26,160
*whispers*

5256
05:00:26,160 --> 05:00:29,160
Just smashes the fucking lizard. There was no need for that.

5257
05:00:29,160 --> 05:00:41,160
*whispers*

5258
05:00:41,160 --> 05:00:49,160
Matty C. Thank you very much, Matty C. Smashing up lizards.

5259
05:00:49,160 --> 05:00:55,160
So hard to get a good rat work these days. Happy New Year. Thanks very much for the tip. Happy New Year to you.

5260
05:00:55,160 --> 05:01:01,160
So there was something there and lo and behold it's a beautiful small key.

5261
05:01:01,160 --> 05:01:09,160
Which no doubt has some sort of significance and could potentially lead us to a lovely lovely locked box or door.

5262
05:01:09,160 --> 05:01:17,160
And how does he know not to look at the other porcelain lizards? I mean, you've just found a fucking key inside one of them.

5263
05:01:17,160 --> 05:01:21,160
I'd be smashing all of these bad boys up to see what goodies were inside.

5264
05:01:21,160 --> 05:01:27,160
And it does open a door with a picture of a lizard on it.

5265
05:01:27,160 --> 05:01:33,160
It's all making sense in fairness to them. They've really done a great logical job of this, the French.

5266
05:01:33,160 --> 05:01:43,160
*whispers*

5267
05:01:43,160 --> 05:01:45,160
*whispers*

5268
05:01:45,160 --> 05:01:47,160
Mr. Lizard is after you.

5269
05:01:47,160 --> 05:01:52,160
*whispers*

5270
05:01:52,160 --> 05:02:00,160
Now we've got a screen based situation has arisen. Looks like a tablet but...

5271
05:02:00,160 --> 05:02:04,160
2010 were tablets that widespread and new? Supposed they were.

5272
05:02:04,160 --> 05:02:08,160
Supposed the iPad had only just fucking come out, would it?

5273
05:02:08,160 --> 05:02:09,700
nevertheless

5274
05:02:09,700 --> 05:02:12,360
are you prepared to suffer to save your son

5275
05:02:12,360 --> 05:02:14,920
you have five minutes

5276
05:02:14,920 --> 05:02:15,940
to cut off the

5277
05:02:15,940 --> 05:02:18,620
same woman that was the voice of the

5278
05:02:18,620 --> 05:02:20,540
fucking tom tom sat nav in

5279
05:02:20,540 --> 05:02:22,560
the car you know there's

5280
05:02:22,560 --> 05:02:23,240
there are some

5281
05:02:23,240 --> 05:02:26,700
refers to heavy rain they've done

5282
05:02:26,700 --> 05:02:28,760
some good things but then there's a load of

5283
05:02:28,760 --> 05:02:30,060
fucking illogical

5284
05:02:30,060 --> 05:02:32,880
leaps of the imagination

5285
05:02:32,880 --> 05:02:33,180
like

5286
05:02:33,180 --> 05:02:36,160
who left this here

5287
05:02:36,160 --> 05:02:38,480
what's the story with the lizard and the key

5288
05:02:38,480 --> 05:02:42,760
just very very odd stuff

5289
05:02:42,760 --> 05:02:45,020
altogether and now the same woman in a sat nav

5290
05:02:45,020 --> 05:02:46,640
is she just a figment of his

5291
05:02:46,640 --> 05:02:47,280
imagination

5292
05:02:47,280 --> 05:02:50,860
the last section of one of

5293
05:02:50,860 --> 05:02:52,760
your fingers in front of the camera

5294
05:02:52,760 --> 05:02:54,580
if you succeed

5295
05:02:54,580 --> 05:02:56,300
you will get your reward

5296
05:02:56,300 --> 05:03:10,580
gotta find a sharp object something that'll make a clean cut

5297
05:03:10,580 --> 05:03:12,700
i don't want to have to start hacking away at it

5298
05:03:12,700 --> 05:03:21,920
so what am i fucking using the sharp object for

5299
05:03:21,920 --> 05:03:24,180
the pain's gonna be intense

5300
05:03:24,180 --> 05:03:27,020
gotta find some way to reduce it

5301
05:03:27,020 --> 05:03:39,200
so what the fuck is he doing with this now

5302
05:03:39,200 --> 05:03:41,360
i wasn't listening

5303
05:03:41,360 --> 05:03:44,180
to the stupid thing i checked out

5304
05:03:44,180 --> 05:03:51,780
a lot of haptic feedback going on

5305
05:03:51,780 --> 05:03:53,280
a lot of vibration on the controller

5306
05:03:53,280 --> 05:03:56,940
what's going on here what's going on

5307
05:03:56,940 --> 05:03:58,640
sorry

5308
05:03:58,640 --> 05:04:01,840
do you know what's going on here i don't want to fuck this up for the time

5309
05:04:01,840 --> 05:04:05,760
happens am i meant to chop my finger off here is it

5310
05:04:05,760 --> 05:04:12,320
you need to either cauterize the stump or use disinfectant

5311
05:04:12,320 --> 05:04:19,080
so i just chop the finger off and then that's that

5312
05:04:19,080 --> 05:04:21,760
why is that happening can you let me know because i

5313
05:04:21,760 --> 05:04:26,580
i i didn't listen to what the lady was saying on the fucking tablet

5314
05:04:26,580 --> 05:04:35,300
the only way to see your son is did did did she say the only way you're gonna get to see your son is if you chop your fucking finger off is that what she said

5315
05:04:35,300 --> 05:04:37,360
because i

5316
05:04:37,360 --> 05:04:40,740
my suspension of disbelief

5317
05:04:40,740 --> 05:04:43,300
had withered out at that stage okay

5318
05:04:43,300 --> 05:04:44,180
so

5319
05:04:44,180 --> 05:04:47,220
you'll get a reward okay

5320
05:04:47,220 --> 05:04:54,060
you have four minutes and 30 seconds left

5321
05:04:54,060 --> 05:05:14,540
did they make this up as they went along do it press b to do it

5322
05:05:14,540 --> 05:05:30,220
oh what an idiot it's not that hard to chop your fucking finger off man just do it

5323
05:05:30,220 --> 05:05:33,020
don't make me press a variety of different buttons

5324
05:05:33,020 --> 05:05:43,500
i'm pressing the fucking button they're telling me to press the lb button and now

5325
05:05:43,500 --> 05:05:44,380
it's not working

5326
05:05:47,100 --> 05:05:54,540
do i pump the lb button do i you have four minutes left this is worse than the glass

5327
05:05:58,620 --> 05:06:25,100
don't fuck up hilarious

5328
05:06:25,100 --> 05:06:35,580
that's actually one of the funniest moments of the game so far i don't particularly think that was what they were going for

5329
05:06:35,580 --> 05:06:37,580
but i thought that was hilarious

5330
05:06:37,580 --> 05:06:43,580
oh now do we keep the other part of the finger or what's the story is he where's the finger

5331
05:06:43,580 --> 05:06:57,740
the finger? Come on man where's the fucking... how has he got the... the woman on the tablet didn't say

5332
05:06:57,740 --> 05:07:04,400
to punch through the fucking floor. It's... it seems as though everything that's happening in

5333
05:07:04,400 --> 05:07:11,720
this game is just... has no... there's no reason or rhyme behind it it's just a complete fucking

5334
05:07:11,720 --> 05:07:17,880
never-ending slew of random events and then it'll just cut out and you'll meet another person and then

5335
05:07:17,880 --> 05:07:24,780
you don't understand what their backstory is. I still don't know what Charlene Spiteri slash Katie Tunstall

5336
05:07:24,780 --> 05:07:30,240
slash Katie Lang or whatever her name is. I don't understand what her relevancy is to the whole

5337
05:07:30,240 --> 05:07:36,300
fucking plot. She hasn't lost anyone in by the by the killer as far as I know.

5338
05:07:39,860 --> 05:07:47,520
Another memory stick for the phone.

5339
05:07:56,840 --> 05:07:58,400
Okay the music here we go.

5340
05:07:58,400 --> 05:08:28,380
It's getting really sad now. His son is in the storm drain. He's just after chopping his finger off. It really was hilarious.

5341
05:08:28,380 --> 05:08:37,140
And now it's over. The moody piano plays. And now it's over. Now it's over.

5342
05:08:41,940 --> 05:08:44,860
I mean I'm pressing up on the fucking thing. Nothing's happening here.

5343
05:08:44,860 --> 05:09:12,820
He'd want to get a move on

5344
05:09:12,820 --> 05:09:15,240
because his son is literally in a fucking storm drain.

5345
05:09:15,340 --> 05:09:17,220
He needs to get that son out of there fast

5346
05:09:17,220 --> 05:09:18,920
but he's taking his sweet ass time

5347
05:09:18,920 --> 05:09:21,620
cracking lizards and chopping finger.

5348
05:09:22,920 --> 05:09:25,020
He's not going to really progress that faster

5349
05:09:25,020 --> 05:09:26,640
now that he's lost a bit of his finger.

5350
05:09:29,780 --> 05:09:30,920
And is this a glitch?

5351
05:09:31,060 --> 05:09:32,800
We've got half of the screen is black.

5352
05:09:33,060 --> 05:09:33,820
The other...

5353
05:09:34,400 --> 05:09:35,540
It's more than half.

5354
05:09:35,860 --> 05:09:36,620
Is this a glitch?

5355
05:09:36,760 --> 05:09:37,540
That's affirmative, Lieutenant.

5356
05:09:37,940 --> 05:09:39,780
Looks like the game is well intruded.

5357
05:09:39,840 --> 05:09:40,240
Oh, here we go.

5358
05:09:40,240 --> 05:09:41,400
It moves until I give this signal.

5359
05:09:41,460 --> 05:09:41,900
Is that clear?

5360
05:09:42,580 --> 05:09:44,400
We nail him as soon as he sets foot outside.

5361
05:09:44,540 --> 05:09:45,020
Right, Lieutenant.

5362
05:09:45,980 --> 05:09:47,740
Lucky that patrol spotted his car.

5363
05:09:47,820 --> 05:09:48,680
What's he doing in there?

5364
05:09:48,980 --> 05:09:49,540
Meets me.

5365
05:09:49,940 --> 05:09:51,160
You're the profiler, right?

5366
05:09:52,040 --> 05:09:53,960
I thought you were supposed to be right inside the killer's head.

5367
05:09:54,020 --> 05:09:54,720
That's just it.

5368
05:09:55,580 --> 05:09:58,780
What I know of Ethan Mars doesn't match the killer's psychological profile.

5369
05:09:59,800 --> 05:10:01,280
I know what the jury's going to choose

5370
05:10:01,280 --> 05:10:03,440
between your theories and concrete proof.

5371
05:10:08,380 --> 05:10:09,940
What the fuck is that girl doing there?

5372
05:10:09,940 --> 05:10:09,940
What the fuck is that girl doing there?

5373
05:10:09,940 --> 05:10:11,860
If Mars comes out now, she's going to be in trouble.

5374
05:10:12,820 --> 05:10:13,400
What do we do, Lieutenant?

5375
05:10:13,840 --> 05:10:14,540
Want to get her out?

5376
05:10:15,580 --> 05:10:15,820
No.

5377
05:10:16,000 --> 05:10:16,640
Stand down.

5378
05:10:20,420 --> 05:10:21,500
Stand down.

5379
05:10:21,500 --> 05:10:22,500
Come on.

5380
05:10:42,500 --> 05:10:44,500
I have to walk around now, is it?

5381
05:10:44,500 --> 05:10:51,500
I have to walk around now.

5382
05:11:00,500 --> 05:11:03,500
Charlene Spatari is after you.

5383
05:11:07,500 --> 05:11:09,500
Look at that, look!

5384
05:11:10,500 --> 05:11:12,500
Look at that!

5385
05:11:12,500 --> 05:11:15,500
That's insane.

5386
05:11:16,500 --> 05:11:17,500
This is the scariest thing I've seen.

5387
05:11:17,500 --> 05:11:22,500
This is scarier than the, uh, chopping off your own fucking finger incident.

5388
05:11:23,500 --> 05:11:28,500
And this, they didn't mean for this to happen, but it looks like the scariest thing I've seen in the game yet.

5389
05:11:29,500 --> 05:11:41,500
It's rather bizarre in the, in the sense that she can get her foot onto the fucking curb, but it turns into a fucking Michael Jackson-esque sort of moonwalk.

5390
05:11:42,500 --> 05:11:43,500
Stabilized.

5391
05:11:45,500 --> 05:11:46,500
A static moonwalk.

5392
05:11:49,500 --> 05:11:53,500
Charlene Spatari is on the moonwalk express here.

5393
05:11:54,500 --> 05:11:59,500
If we can really maximize the Spatari-like nature of what's going on here.

5394
05:11:59,500 --> 05:12:12,500
I wonder, does that come through on the fucking thing there?

5395
05:12:13,500 --> 05:12:18,500
I wonder, does that come through on the fucking thing there?

5396
05:12:18,500 --> 05:12:28,500
And now she's up on the curb, doesn't work.

5397
05:12:29,500 --> 05:12:34,500
And we're back again.

5398
05:12:34,500 --> 05:12:35,500
It's the Texas, the Texas two-step.

5399
05:12:35,500 --> 05:12:36,500
I can no longer hide.

5400
05:12:36,500 --> 05:12:37,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5401
05:12:37,500 --> 05:12:38,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5402
05:12:38,500 --> 05:12:39,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5403
05:12:39,500 --> 05:12:40,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5404
05:12:40,500 --> 05:12:41,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5405
05:12:41,500 --> 05:12:42,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5406
05:12:42,500 --> 05:12:43,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5407
05:12:43,500 --> 05:12:44,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5408
05:12:44,500 --> 05:12:45,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5409
05:12:45,500 --> 05:12:46,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5410
05:12:46,500 --> 05:12:47,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5411
05:12:47,500 --> 05:12:48,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5412
05:12:48,500 --> 05:12:49,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5413
05:12:49,500 --> 05:12:50,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5414
05:12:50,500 --> 05:12:51,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5415
05:12:51,500 --> 05:12:52,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5416
05:12:52,500 --> 05:12:53,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5417
05:12:53,500 --> 05:12:54,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5418
05:12:54,500 --> 05:12:55,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5419
05:12:55,500 --> 05:12:56,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5420
05:12:56,500 --> 05:12:57,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5421
05:12:57,500 --> 05:12:58,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5422
05:12:58,500 --> 05:12:59,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5423
05:12:59,500 --> 05:13:00,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5424
05:13:00,500 --> 05:13:01,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5425
05:13:01,500 --> 05:13:02,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5426
05:13:02,500 --> 05:13:03,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5427
05:13:03,500 --> 05:13:04,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5428
05:13:04,500 --> 05:13:05,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5429
05:13:05,500 --> 05:13:06,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5430
05:13:06,500 --> 05:13:07,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5431
05:13:07,500 --> 05:13:08,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5432
05:13:08,500 --> 05:13:09,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5433
05:13:09,500 --> 05:13:10,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5434
05:13:10,500 --> 05:13:11,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5435
05:13:11,500 --> 05:13:12,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5436
05:13:12,500 --> 05:13:13,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5437
05:13:13,500 --> 05:13:14,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5438
05:13:14,500 --> 05:13:15,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5439
05:13:15,500 --> 05:13:16,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5440
05:13:16,500 --> 05:13:17,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5441
05:13:17,500 --> 05:13:18,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5442
05:13:18,500 --> 05:13:19,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5443
05:13:19,500 --> 05:13:20,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5444
05:13:20,500 --> 05:13:21,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5445
05:13:21,500 --> 05:13:22,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5446
05:13:22,500 --> 05:13:23,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5447
05:13:23,500 --> 05:13:24,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5448
05:13:24,500 --> 05:13:25,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5449
05:13:25,500 --> 05:13:26,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5450
05:13:26,500 --> 05:13:27,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5451
05:13:27,500 --> 05:13:28,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5452
05:13:28,500 --> 05:13:29,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5453
05:13:29,500 --> 05:13:30,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5454
05:13:30,500 --> 05:13:31,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5455
05:13:31,500 --> 05:13:32,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5456
05:13:32,500 --> 05:13:33,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5457
05:13:33,500 --> 05:13:34,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5458
05:13:34,500 --> 05:13:35,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5459
05:13:35,500 --> 05:13:36,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5460
05:13:36,500 --> 05:13:37,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5461
05:13:37,500 --> 05:13:38,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5462
05:13:38,500 --> 05:13:40,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5463
05:13:40,500 --> 05:13:41,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5464
05:13:41,500 --> 05:13:42,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5465
05:13:42,500 --> 05:13:43,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5466
05:13:43,500 --> 05:13:44,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5467
05:13:44,500 --> 05:13:45,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5468
05:13:45,500 --> 05:13:46,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5469
05:13:46,500 --> 05:13:47,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5470
05:13:47,500 --> 05:13:48,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5471
05:13:48,500 --> 05:13:49,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5472
05:13:49,500 --> 05:13:50,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5473
05:13:50,500 --> 05:13:51,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5474
05:13:51,500 --> 05:13:52,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5475
05:13:52,500 --> 05:13:53,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5476
05:13:53,500 --> 05:13:54,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5477
05:13:54,500 --> 05:13:55,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5478
05:13:55,500 --> 05:13:56,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5479
05:13:56,500 --> 05:13:57,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5480
05:13:57,500 --> 05:13:58,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5481
05:13:58,500 --> 05:13:59,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5482
05:13:59,500 --> 05:14:00,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5483
05:14:00,500 --> 05:14:01,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5484
05:14:01,500 --> 05:14:02,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5485
05:14:02,500 --> 05:14:03,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5486
05:14:03,500 --> 05:14:04,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5487
05:14:04,500 --> 05:14:05,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5488
05:14:05,500 --> 05:14:06,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5489
05:14:06,500 --> 05:14:07,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5490
05:14:07,500 --> 05:14:08,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5491
05:14:08,500 --> 05:14:09,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5492
05:14:09,500 --> 05:14:10,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5493
05:14:10,500 --> 05:14:11,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5494
05:14:11,500 --> 05:14:12,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5495
05:14:12,500 --> 05:14:13,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5496
05:14:13,500 --> 05:14:14,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5497
05:14:14,500 --> 05:14:15,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5498
05:14:15,500 --> 05:14:16,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5499
05:14:16,500 --> 05:14:17,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5500
05:14:17,500 --> 05:14:18,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5501
05:14:18,500 --> 05:14:19,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5502
05:14:19,500 --> 05:14:20,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5503
05:14:20,500 --> 05:14:21,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5504
05:14:21,500 --> 05:14:22,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5505
05:14:22,500 --> 05:14:23,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5506
05:14:23,500 --> 05:14:24,500
Oh, it's no longer hide.

5507
05:14:24,500 --> 05:14:26,500
We've got to find another way out.

5508
05:14:29,500 --> 05:14:30,500
Shit.

5509
05:14:30,500 --> 05:14:32,500
What's he up to in there?

5510
05:14:32,500 --> 05:14:33,500
He's fucked, man.

5511
05:14:33,500 --> 05:14:34,500
Wait for him go on my word.

5512
05:14:34,500 --> 05:14:37,500
He needs to get to a hospital in rapid stat.

5513
05:14:37,500 --> 05:14:39,500
He's just hanging out in a shit gaff.

5514
05:14:53,500 --> 05:15:13,500
Oh, for fuck's sake.

5515
05:15:13,500 --> 05:15:15,500
One by one.

5516
05:15:15,500 --> 05:15:18,500
He's got the strength of an ox.

5517
05:15:18,500 --> 05:15:19,500
Thanks.

5518
05:15:19,500 --> 05:15:20,500
No!

5519
05:15:20,500 --> 05:15:21,500
Shit!

5520
05:15:21,500 --> 05:15:22,500
It's too high.

5521
05:15:22,500 --> 05:15:25,500
After all that...

5522
05:15:25,500 --> 05:15:26,500
Why?

5523
05:15:26,500 --> 05:15:27,500
Hop wide.

5524
05:15:27,500 --> 05:15:33,160
Shit! It's too high.

5525
05:15:43,500 --> 05:15:45,160
After all that...

5526
05:15:45,160 --> 05:15:49,800
Why? Pop why?

5527
05:15:56,840 --> 05:16:06,880
Ready on my go. Stay here, Jayden. Out of the question. I'm coming with you. Two men at the door, hold your positions. It's a go. It's a go.

5528
05:16:22,880 --> 05:16:26,920
It's a very cumbersome and clunky ramp.

5529
05:16:38,520 --> 05:16:44,560
I hope he doesn't have dog shit on his shoe. Or any other muck.

5530
05:16:56,560 --> 05:17:00,160
As if they wouldn't know where he's fucking gone, like straight up.

5531
05:17:00,160 --> 05:17:02,600
Hey, you're welcome! I'll shoot! Come on! Quick!

5532
05:17:02,600 --> 05:17:04,600
Watch the bets. He's not gonna shoot.

5533
05:17:04,600 --> 05:17:06,600
I'm sure I'm in the air!

5534
05:17:06,600 --> 05:17:08,600
Shit!

5535
05:17:08,600 --> 05:17:18,640
Lieutenant. There's a man and a woman exiting the alley. A woman? Shit! It's that girl who went in. Everybody downstairs! They're in the alley! Follow them!

5536
05:17:18,640 --> 05:17:20,680
Down the cursed alley! Fast!

5537
05:17:20,680 --> 05:17:22,680
Down the cursed alley! Fast!

5538
05:17:22,680 --> 05:17:24,680
We need to get down to the fucking subway!

5539
05:17:24,680 --> 05:17:33,900
We need to get down to the fucking subway.

5540
05:17:36,640 --> 05:17:37,900
As if those guys

5541
05:17:37,900 --> 05:17:40,080
wouldn't have been able to catch them right now.

5542
05:17:40,180 --> 05:17:40,980
What are they doing?

5543
05:17:40,980 --> 05:17:42,820
They're literally

5544
05:17:42,820 --> 05:17:44,040
behind them with a gun.

5545
05:17:45,220 --> 05:17:46,660
How is a bus

5546
05:17:46,660 --> 05:17:49,020
where

5547
05:17:49,020 --> 05:17:51,200
so many questions here.

5548
05:17:51,300 --> 05:17:53,120
There's a traffic jam

5549
05:17:53,120 --> 05:17:56,600
on a not really busy road.

5550
05:17:56,600 --> 05:17:58,160
It seems to be like a fucking

5551
05:17:58,160 --> 05:17:59,520
side street.

5552
05:17:59,520 --> 05:18:17,000
Who do these people think they are?

5553
05:18:17,000 --> 05:18:26,300
Who do these people think they are?

5554
05:18:26,300 --> 05:18:31,780
I don't know about you

5555
05:18:31,780 --> 05:18:34,260
but I am absolutely enraptured in this story.

5556
05:18:34,460 --> 05:18:35,700
It's very immersive.

5557
05:18:35,980 --> 05:18:37,700
It really brings you in

5558
05:18:37,700 --> 05:18:39,100
and shakes you up.

5559
05:18:39,400 --> 05:18:41,220
Shakes you until you feel sick

5560
05:18:41,220 --> 05:18:42,220
and then

5561
05:18:42,220 --> 05:18:44,740
brings you back down again

5562
05:18:44,740 --> 05:18:45,320
with some

5563
05:18:45,320 --> 05:18:47,400
real liquid smooth storytelling.

5564
05:18:47,400 --> 05:18:49,060
I'm not here to judge you Ethan.

5565
05:18:49,800 --> 05:18:50,880
I'm trying to save

5566
05:18:50,880 --> 05:18:51,940
the life of your son.

5567
05:18:52,440 --> 05:18:53,940
Who do these people think they are?

5568
05:18:53,940 --> 05:18:54,000
We still have time

5569
05:18:54,000 --> 05:18:54,240
but

5570
05:18:54,240 --> 05:18:55,560
it's running out.

5571
05:18:56,840 --> 05:18:57,760
Help me Ethan.

5572
05:18:58,660 --> 05:18:59,580
Tell me what you know.

5573
05:19:03,280 --> 05:19:04,260
Kill trip him.

5574
05:19:04,940 --> 05:19:05,880
By my estimate

5575
05:19:05,880 --> 05:19:08,000
Sean has approximately

5576
05:19:08,000 --> 05:19:09,280
12 hours left to live.

5577
05:19:09,700 --> 05:19:10,900
It's raining outside Ethan.

5578
05:19:11,340 --> 05:19:12,180
Sean's after you.

5579
05:19:12,180 --> 05:19:13,200
He's dropped us in closer to the end.

5580
05:19:13,280 --> 05:19:15,120
of a slow and painful death.

5581
05:19:16,880 --> 05:19:17,920
Where is he Ethan?

5582
05:19:18,260 --> 05:19:19,080
Where is Sean?

5583
05:19:19,620 --> 05:19:20,980
I'll just leave it on for you

5584
05:19:20,980 --> 05:19:21,940
while I go to the toilet.

5585
05:19:22,080 --> 05:19:22,460
I think it

5586
05:19:22,460 --> 05:19:24,060
even if you don't make a selection

5587
05:19:24,060 --> 05:19:24,780
he will

5588
05:19:24,780 --> 05:19:26,820
the story will just continue.

5589
05:19:27,020 --> 05:19:27,140
It's

5590
05:19:27,140 --> 05:19:28,220
that's the game.

5591
05:19:28,400 --> 05:19:29,300
Look at these Ethan.

5592
05:19:30,660 --> 05:19:32,020
Look at these.

5593
05:19:32,960 --> 05:19:34,100
Eight photographs.

5594
05:19:34,720 --> 05:19:35,800
Eight lives

5595
05:19:35,800 --> 05:19:36,420
taken.

5596
05:19:37,260 --> 05:19:37,660
Drowned

5597
05:19:37,660 --> 05:19:39,500
in the goddamn rain.

5598
05:19:41,460 --> 05:19:42,320
Recognize this one?

5599
05:19:42,420 --> 05:19:42,580
Huh?

5600
05:19:42,580 --> 05:19:45,500
That's your son Ethan.

5601
05:19:46,400 --> 05:19:47,480
That's Sean.

5602
05:19:47,620 --> 05:19:48,880
He is still alive.

5603
05:19:49,900 --> 05:19:50,820
Talk to me Ethan.

5604
05:19:51,320 --> 05:19:51,940
Say something.

5605
05:20:06,420 --> 05:20:07,900
God damn it Ethan.

5606
05:20:08,360 --> 05:20:09,580
Where is Sean?

5607
05:20:12,180 --> 05:20:16,120
I kidnapped my son.

5608
05:20:20,920 --> 05:20:22,740
But I can't remember what happened.

5609
05:20:24,740 --> 05:20:26,160
I don't know where he is.

5610
05:20:29,160 --> 05:20:30,700
The only way to find him

5611
05:20:30,700 --> 05:20:34,560
is to let me out of here.

5612
05:20:36,100 --> 05:20:37,400
I'm the only person

5613
05:20:37,400 --> 05:20:37,400
I'm the only person

5614
05:20:37,400 --> 05:20:38,340
who can save him.

5615
05:20:47,460 --> 05:20:48,800
You say you can save him

5616
05:20:48,800 --> 05:20:49,780
but you don't know where he is.

5617
05:20:49,780 --> 05:20:50,280
It's still

5618
05:20:50,280 --> 05:20:51,800
it's still going on.

5619
05:20:51,880 --> 05:20:52,660
I didn't even fucking

5620
05:20:52,660 --> 05:20:54,640
miss anything.

5621
05:20:55,060 --> 05:20:55,360
Probably.

5622
05:20:55,720 --> 05:20:56,780
I love my son.

5623
05:20:56,780 --> 05:20:56,800
I love my son.

5624
05:20:58,520 --> 05:20:59,640
You got a son?

5625
05:20:59,740 --> 05:21:00,880
I love my son.

5626
05:21:02,780 --> 05:21:04,160
Timer 15 minutes.

5627
05:21:04,260 --> 05:21:05,240
If you keep me here

5628
05:21:05,240 --> 05:21:07,900
Sean is going to die.

5629
05:21:11,780 --> 05:21:12,980
Sean's after you.

5630
05:21:18,380 --> 05:21:19,700
Time's running out Ethan.

5631
05:21:20,740 --> 05:21:21,260
Frankly.

5632
05:21:21,960 --> 05:21:22,200
Sorry.

5633
05:21:22,320 --> 05:21:23,960
He just told the cops

5634
05:21:23,960 --> 05:21:25,920
he kidnapped his son.

5635
05:21:27,940 --> 05:21:29,580
That he kidnapped his own son.

5636
05:21:34,060 --> 05:21:36,020
It's just one big FMV.

5637
05:21:37,540 --> 05:21:39,200
What did I miss there

5638
05:21:39,200 --> 05:21:41,080
in the reveal?

5639
05:21:50,140 --> 05:21:50,660
Nothing.

5640
05:21:56,520 --> 05:22:06,600
He forgot he kidnapped him.

5641
05:22:06,600 --> 05:22:10,420
I don't care why you did it.

5642
05:22:11,180 --> 05:22:12,540
The only thing I want to know

5643
05:22:12,540 --> 05:22:14,820
is where you've hidden Sean.

5644
05:22:16,300 --> 05:22:17,620
I don't know.

5645
05:22:18,060 --> 05:22:19,380
I would already have saved him

5646
05:22:19,380 --> 05:22:20,360
if I knew where he was.

5647
05:22:23,800 --> 05:22:24,400
Okay.

5648
05:22:25,720 --> 05:22:27,520
This is your last chance, Ethan.

5649
05:22:28,080 --> 05:22:28,920
And this time

5650
05:22:28,920 --> 05:22:30,780
I suggest you think carefully

5651
05:22:30,780 --> 05:22:31,780
before you answer.

5652
05:22:32,820 --> 05:22:35,320
Where is Sean?

5653
05:22:35,320 --> 05:22:39,080
I told you

5654
05:22:39,080 --> 05:22:40,800
I don't know.

5655
05:22:43,440 --> 05:22:44,040
Oof.

5656
05:22:44,040 --> 05:22:46,480
If you beat him

5657
05:22:46,480 --> 05:22:47,780
his confession's worthless.

5658
05:22:48,220 --> 05:22:49,260
Now throw the case out.

5659
05:22:51,840 --> 05:22:53,040
Carter, stop.

5660
05:22:53,420 --> 05:22:54,840
I'm going to report you for this.

5661
05:22:55,400 --> 05:22:57,280
It's like his accent has changed

5662
05:22:57,280 --> 05:22:59,140
mid-game.

5663
05:23:02,440 --> 05:23:03,220
Go ahead.

5664
05:23:03,360 --> 05:23:04,420
Get the hell out of here.

5665
05:23:04,920 --> 05:23:05,720
I couldn't stand you

5666
05:23:05,720 --> 05:23:07,080
from the very beginning, Norman.

5667
05:23:07,280 --> 05:23:08,740
Now get the fuck out!

5668
05:23:12,900 --> 05:23:13,880
You fuck!

5669
05:23:14,160 --> 05:23:14,680
Are you going to tell me...

5670
05:23:15,400 --> 05:23:15,880
Blake!

5671
05:23:16,180 --> 05:23:17,000
What are you doing?

5672
05:23:17,080 --> 05:23:17,960
This guy's a killer!

5673
05:23:18,320 --> 05:23:19,680
He's got no fucking rights!

5674
05:23:20,000 --> 05:23:21,440
He's going to tell me everything!

5675
05:23:21,440 --> 05:23:37,100
Great tension music

5676
05:23:37,100 --> 05:23:38,840
and now you can't even run.

5677
05:23:39,020 --> 05:23:40,460
You have to still walk everywhere.

5678
05:23:41,460 --> 05:23:43,080
But I'm going to subvert it.

5679
05:23:43,740 --> 05:23:44,660
Listen to the music.

5680
05:23:44,920 --> 05:23:45,960
But look at the scene

5681
05:23:45,960 --> 05:23:46,820
that's corresponding.

5682
05:23:47,400 --> 05:23:48,240
How ridiculous.

5683
05:23:48,240 --> 05:23:48,440
ridiculous.

5684
05:23:50,600 --> 05:23:52,020
Very ridiculous stuff.

5685
05:24:05,640 --> 05:24:06,780
What about this, love?

5686
05:24:08,380 --> 05:24:09,260
How crazy?

5687
05:24:10,620 --> 05:24:12,040
How crazy is that?

5688
05:24:12,040 --> 05:24:34,260
Of no consequence to the plot

5689
05:24:34,260 --> 05:24:34,940
or anything, look.

5690
05:24:36,260 --> 05:24:37,380
You get to look in each one.

5691
05:24:37,380 --> 05:24:43,680
one of the girls

5692
05:24:43,680 --> 05:24:44,720
from the party, look.

5693
05:24:49,920 --> 05:24:51,600
Fell in a bad way there.

5694
05:24:52,560 --> 05:24:54,100
Pure slammer time.

5695
05:24:54,100 --> 05:25:14,700
That bastard is going to beat a confession

5696
05:25:14,700 --> 05:25:15,320
out of Mars.

5697
05:25:15,500 --> 05:25:16,360
He just wants a culprit

5698
05:25:16,360 --> 05:25:17,640
even if it's the wrong guy.

5699
05:25:18,400 --> 05:25:19,820
Hasn't his accent changed?

5700
05:25:19,820 --> 05:25:21,100
That is not the way it's going to go.

5701
05:25:21,100 --> 05:25:22,380
I'm going to tell the whole story

5702
05:25:22,380 --> 05:25:23,240
to Captain Perry.

5703
05:25:23,580 --> 05:25:24,000
Fuck!

5704
05:25:24,460 --> 05:25:26,540
That asshole's gone too far this time.

5705
05:25:28,940 --> 05:25:30,620
What a fucking mind warp.

5706
05:25:30,740 --> 05:25:30,920
This is...

5707
05:25:32,620 --> 05:25:36,480
Nice screen that your one's got there.

5708
05:25:41,320 --> 05:25:42,580
Maybe do a bit more

5709
05:25:42,580 --> 05:25:43,740
pillar work here.

5710
05:25:46,360 --> 05:25:47,820
Maybe go around the other way.

5711
05:25:47,820 --> 05:25:54,280
There is no option to do anything.

5712
05:25:54,500 --> 05:25:56,140
Back into the interrogation room.

5713
05:25:56,200 --> 05:25:56,880
It's the same room.

5714
05:25:57,120 --> 05:25:57,360
Alright.

5715
05:25:57,360 --> 05:26:27,340
I'm sorry.

5716
05:26:27,340 --> 05:26:41,500
Oh, we get to go into the Mind Palace now. Take a trip.

5717
05:26:41,500 --> 05:27:11,480
Oh, we get to go.

5718
05:27:11,480 --> 05:27:41,460
Oh, we get to go.

5719
05:27:41,460 --> 05:28:11,440
Oh, we get to go.

5720
05:28:11,440 --> 05:28:41,420
Oh, we get to go.

5721
05:28:41,420 --> 05:29:11,400
Oh, we get to go.

5722
05:29:11,400 --> 05:29:15,580
Oh, one last thing, sir.

5723
05:29:16,300 --> 05:29:17,600
Johnny Cyber Cop.

5724
05:29:17,700 --> 05:29:25,900
Oh, we get to go.

5725
05:29:25,900 --> 05:29:27,660
The old drugs, is it?

5726
05:29:27,660 --> 05:29:29,900
I'm trying to keep a handle on it, but...

5727
05:29:29,900 --> 05:29:33,500
Thank you very much, Paddy the Shampire. Thank you very much.

5728
05:29:33,500 --> 05:29:45,560
Lay off the sky.

5729
05:29:45,560 --> 05:29:47,700
Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah.

5730
05:29:47,700 --> 05:29:49,540
Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah?

5731
05:29:49,540 --> 05:29:51,700
Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah?

5732
05:29:51,700 --> 05:30:07,800
Old Johnny hindsight over there.

5733
05:30:07,800 --> 05:30:09,500
Yeah, Sean.

5734
05:30:09,500 --> 05:30:13,260
Well, wow. Looks like there's something new.

5735
05:30:13,260 --> 05:30:16,800
The video recording from near the park on the afternoon Sean Mars disappeared.

5736
05:30:17,180 --> 05:30:17,580
Yeah, Sean.

5737
05:30:17,580 --> 05:30:19,480
I doubt there's anything on it, but you never know.

5738
05:30:19,720 --> 05:30:20,240
Let's have a look.

5739
05:30:21,880 --> 05:30:23,300
What's the worst that could happen, you know?

5740
05:30:26,700 --> 05:30:27,580
Analyze that shit.

5741
05:30:27,580 --> 05:30:48,860
Cross check it against another clue.

5742
05:30:48,860 --> 05:30:51,240
So what? How the fuck do you do that?

5743
05:30:51,380 --> 05:30:55,160
You just... you go to the next clue.

5744
05:30:55,580 --> 05:30:56,340
Tire tracks.

5745
05:30:56,340 --> 05:30:57,340
Tire tracks.

5746
05:31:03,520 --> 05:31:06,920
The killer's car is probably a Chevrolet Malibu 83.

5747
05:31:20,140 --> 05:31:23,320
Thank you, horses under starlight. Thank you very much for the tip.

5748
05:31:23,320 --> 05:31:30,840
An origami pony.

5749
05:31:33,340 --> 05:31:34,340
Origami donkey.

5750
05:31:34,840 --> 05:31:35,560
It's a figure.

5751
05:31:46,500 --> 05:31:48,460
A common species.

5752
05:31:49,680 --> 05:31:50,920
That doesn't help much.

5753
05:31:58,020 --> 05:31:59,780
Right, so I mean, we looked at each of these.

5754
05:31:59,880 --> 05:32:01,700
Do you have to fucking geo-locate each?

5755
05:32:01,700 --> 05:32:02,800
Geo-analysis.

5756
05:32:03,800 --> 05:32:04,700
Each one of them, is it?

5757
05:32:04,700 --> 05:32:04,980
No.

5758
05:32:05,200 --> 05:32:18,540
There we go.

5759
05:32:18,540 --> 05:32:21,260
Purple dot.

5760
05:32:21,260 --> 05:32:24,300
No.

5761
05:32:24,300 --> 05:32:26,060
With time.

5762
05:32:26,780 --> 05:32:33,660
A Chevrolet model.

5763
05:32:33,660 --> 05:32:34,800
A Chevrolet model.

5764
05:32:34,800 --> 05:32:35,360
A Chevrolet model.

5765
05:32:35,360 --> 05:32:36,300
Corresponding to the top.

5766
05:32:36,300 --> 05:32:36,800
A Chevrolet model.

5767
05:32:36,800 --> 05:32:36,800
A Chevrolet model.

5768
05:32:36,800 --> 05:32:37,800
A Chevrolet model.

5769
05:32:37,800 --> 05:33:06,000
*Tryphone Quiets*

5770
05:33:06,000 --> 05:33:34,200
Could it be to kill his car? Thanks Jabber. Fucking Jabber a headset. I've got another- *Gasp* I can't see the driver's face. The car was stolen. Let's see, a certain Jackson Neville was suspected of stealing it, but the charges were dropped. Not enough evidence.

5771
05:33:34,200 --> 05:34:03,200
evidence. Jackson Neville, aka Mad Jack, involved in several cases of buying and selling stolen

5772
05:34:03,200 --> 05:34:31,700
vehicles. Considered to be very dangerous. Dumb dumb the dolo, thank you very much. Jackson Neville is after you. Yeah we best go see him, he could be fucking a person of interest. Judging by the cut of the ID and the fact that he does deal with selling different cars and shit like that, it looks as though he's our man when it comes to tracking down this car.

5773
05:34:32,200 --> 05:34:40,200
I don't think he's the origami killer, but I feel as though he does have some information regarding that piece.

5774
05:34:50,200 --> 05:35:00,200
Mad Jack sounds promising, yeah. With a name like that, he has to have some relevant information to the case. One would assume.

5775
05:35:12,200 --> 05:35:14,200
Who are these stalwarts?

5776
05:35:14,200 --> 05:35:16,200
Don't or not, he'll crack. They all do.

5777
05:35:16,200 --> 05:35:20,200
I wonder can you get a fucking uh, flush of water there at the machine.

5778
05:35:20,200 --> 05:35:22,200
Congratulations Lieutenant. You've done a fine job.

5779
05:35:22,200 --> 05:35:24,200
You can indeed. They think, they think of everything.

5780
05:35:24,200 --> 05:35:26,200
They think of everything.

5781
05:35:26,200 --> 05:35:39,200
One hour. I expect it to be quite an event. Don't you want to wait until we actually got his confession? No point. We've got him dead to rights. That's all the press wants to know.

5782
05:35:41,200 --> 05:35:50,200
Ethan Morris is innocent. He truly believes that he alone can save Sean. What if he's right? I'll play those odds. I've got to get him out of here.

5783
05:35:50,200 --> 05:36:06,200
My gut feeling is that Mars is innocent and I've got to get him out of here. I've got to find some way to get Ethan Morris out of here. Even if there's only a one in a thousand chances he's telling the truth, he may still be able to save his son.

5784
05:36:07,200 --> 05:36:12,200
No, I can't just stand by and watch. I'm going to help Mars get out of here.

5785
05:36:17,200 --> 05:36:19,200
Set timer three minutes.

5786
05:36:20,200 --> 05:36:43,200
Alright, I'm just setting the timer there for the fucking pizza. I'm getting really into frozen pizzas in a big way. Went off them for a few years. And now I'm getting back into it. I just seen a fucking police car in the background floating through past the window. I thought it was a glitch but it seems to be a car park spiral or something. You're filthy. Thank you very much for the tip there.

5787
05:36:44,200 --> 05:36:59,200
But I'm really getting back into the frozen pizzas again in a big, big way. And I gotta say, the Goodfellas pepperoni is a classic. But those little pieces, those finest little pieces, they're pretty good as well.

5788
05:36:59,200 --> 05:37:26,200
Contadina especially. Haven't had a Dr. Earthcare in a while but I'm, I dunno, they just weren't substantial enough, you know. But I see some places are really tearing the arse out of the fucking fossil living crisis. And charging in the region of 5.50 for a fucking Goodfellas. That's ridiculous. Like...

5789
05:37:26,200 --> 05:37:34,200
Goodfellas, that's ridiculous, like... I can't do anything for Mars. These are serious charges. Absolutely ridiculous. Thank you very much, Tobes, for the tip there.

5790
05:37:35,200 --> 05:37:38,200
Chicago Town or Goodfellas, it's a Goodfellas scenario.

5791
05:37:38,200 --> 05:37:46,860
That shithead, Perry, doesn't give a damn if Blake beats up a witness or if Mars is innocent. All he wants is to be able to tell the press they've arrested the origami killer.

5792
05:37:47,620 --> 05:37:55,620
Look at how weird this is. A man having a full-blown conversation inside an office with no one but himself. There's a load of people around.

5793
05:37:59,620 --> 05:38:06,620
I should consult my superiors. Maybe if... *sigh* No. That's stupid. I gotta handle this on my own.

5794
05:38:09,620 --> 05:38:16,620
He may be guilty. He's acting odd. His statements are all confused and... heck. He never said he wasn't the origami killer.

5795
05:38:18,620 --> 05:38:20,620
Innocent. I've exhausted... I've exhausted...

5796
05:38:20,620 --> 05:38:30,620
I've exhausted... I've exhausted all the options there and now it's not really giving me any... Do you have to go back to the interrogation room to talk to fucking... Bucco, is it?

5797
05:38:30,620 --> 05:38:47,620
Still a little run mechanic. Five hours into the game probably. Ethan's fucked. Did I miss something where he fell on the floor, this lad?

5798
05:38:47,620 --> 05:38:49,620
I'm not sure if he's in the floor, this lad.

5799
05:38:49,620 --> 05:39:19,600
Thank you.

5800
05:39:19,600 --> 05:39:21,600
Fuck.

5801
05:39:24,740 --> 05:39:27,240
It's a slow moving process.

5802
05:39:27,420 --> 05:39:31,160
The pace unfortunately has hit a bit of a French speed bump.

5803
05:39:32,500 --> 05:39:37,820
No offense to the French, but this does not reflect good on the French.

5804
05:39:39,560 --> 05:39:41,660
This reflects badly on the French.

5805
05:39:44,160 --> 05:39:45,600
Lean against a chair.

5806
05:39:45,840 --> 05:39:56,480
Look, I just want the game to progress, but I keep getting stuck on little bits like this where it's just you lean against a chair and then nothing happens.

5807
05:39:56,580 --> 05:39:58,820
Maybe into the fucking elevator and get away, you know?

5808
05:40:00,360 --> 05:40:01,840
It's a painful business.

5809
05:40:13,840 --> 05:40:14,980
For fuck's sake.

5810
05:40:23,860 --> 05:40:25,180
French brutalism.

5811
05:40:27,800 --> 05:40:32,440
Please be something going on in here now, like a fucking press conference for the chief of police.

5812
05:40:36,040 --> 05:40:37,540
Oh, for fuck's sake.

5813
05:40:47,000 --> 05:40:48,680
They're fucking losing me here.

5814
05:40:48,940 --> 05:40:50,360
They're losing me with this one.

5815
05:40:51,640 --> 05:40:54,100
Just put the run option in the game.

5816
05:40:54,220 --> 05:40:54,720
Like, put a...

5817
05:40:54,720 --> 05:40:55,600
It's not that hard.

5818
05:40:55,680 --> 05:40:58,460
Just press a button so that you can press X...

5819
05:40:58,460 --> 05:40:59,520
Tap X to sprint.

5820
05:41:08,660 --> 05:41:09,260
Real...

5821
05:41:09,260 --> 05:41:11,640
Real Shenmue-y level gameplay now.

5822
05:41:14,540 --> 05:41:15,320
I've looked...

5823
05:41:15,320 --> 05:41:16,520
I've looked at all of these.

5824
05:41:16,580 --> 05:41:17,460
There's nothing happening.

5825
05:41:31,700 --> 05:41:33,180
I've been in here already.

5826
05:41:36,880 --> 05:41:38,120
Has anything changed?

5827
05:41:39,060 --> 05:41:39,840
Oh yeah, look.

5828
05:41:39,920 --> 05:41:40,900
Now we can film him.

5829
05:41:43,620 --> 05:41:44,260
Turn it off.

5830
05:41:57,760 --> 05:41:59,260
Conrad, thank you very much for the tip.

5831
05:41:59,360 --> 05:42:01,320
Unplug the camera to the interrogation room.

5832
05:42:01,380 --> 05:42:03,320
Get the cop to leave and then give Ethan a ring code.

5833
05:42:03,700 --> 05:42:05,340
I'm nearly there actually on that one.

5834
05:42:05,360 --> 05:42:06,380
She needs to get the pizza going.

5835
05:42:07,300 --> 05:42:08,080
Fucking hell.

5836
05:42:09,960 --> 05:42:10,640
Moon dust.

5837
05:42:12,640 --> 05:42:13,240
Moon dust.

5838
05:42:18,280 --> 05:42:18,940
Moon dust.

5839
05:42:21,280 --> 05:42:22,500
Moon dust is still a problem.

5840
05:42:23,940 --> 05:42:24,660
Moon dust.

5841
05:42:24,660 --> 05:42:30,380
Moon dust.

5842
05:42:30,380 --> 05:42:30,380
Moon dust.

5843
05:42:30,380 --> 05:42:33,260
Moon dust.

5844
05:42:33,260 --> 05:42:56,800
Moondust is still a problem.

5845
05:42:56,800 --> 05:43:06,800
Moondust.

5846
05:43:06,800 --> 05:43:07,520
Moondust.

5847
05:43:30,640 --> 05:43:33,600
Fucking nice Goodfellas situation.

5848
05:43:34,300 --> 05:43:35,700
Needs to cool down.

5849
05:43:35,700 --> 05:43:38,000
Moon dust.

5850
05:43:42,000 --> 05:43:43,720
Moon dust.

5851
05:43:45,020 --> 05:43:47,300
Moon dust is still a problem.

5852
05:43:48,740 --> 05:43:49,440
Moon dust.

5853
05:43:53,440 --> 05:43:55,140
Moon dust.

5854
05:43:55,440 --> 05:43:57,100
COVID-19.

5855
05:43:58,460 --> 05:43:59,260
Moon dust.

5856
05:43:59,260 --> 05:44:01,260
Moon dust.

5857
05:44:11,900 --> 05:44:14,800
How do we get the fucking cop to leave now?

5858
05:44:14,800 --> 05:44:33,200
Thank you very much, Kerry, for the tip.

5859
05:44:33,200 --> 05:44:35,660
Very, very, very kind of you there.

5860
05:44:36,580 --> 05:44:41,020
Level up your pizzas with a few scissor-snipped sun-dried tomatoes

5861
05:44:41,020 --> 05:44:43,820
and a pack of pepperoni slices.

5862
05:44:43,820 --> 05:44:54,880
Now we may be going to the other side, get the cop to leave,

5863
05:44:55,100 --> 05:44:57,840
and then Ethan, who still hasn't been to hospital

5864
05:44:57,840 --> 05:45:00,000
after chopping off his fucking finger

5865
05:45:00,000 --> 05:45:02,700
or going through a barbed wire electrocution fence.

5866
05:45:06,120 --> 05:45:07,560
Alright, leave. Leave us.

5867
05:45:09,180 --> 05:45:10,020
Leave us alone.

5868
05:45:10,020 --> 05:45:20,620
Fuck out of here.

5869
05:45:22,020 --> 05:45:22,380
Right.

5870
05:45:23,600 --> 05:45:25,160
I'll be at the door if you need anything.

5871
05:45:34,020 --> 05:45:44,000
Does he look alright?

5872
05:45:45,080 --> 05:45:45,900
Fucking hell.

5873
05:45:47,020 --> 05:45:47,860
Stupid question.

5874
05:45:49,000 --> 05:45:50,560
He's got no finger.

5875
05:45:50,880 --> 05:45:52,340
And he's on the floor dying.

5876
05:45:52,900 --> 05:45:53,940
Are you alright, Ethan?

5877
05:45:59,300 --> 05:46:01,300
I gotta get out of here

5878
05:46:02,300 --> 05:46:04,300
French script writing

5879
05:46:09,300 --> 05:46:11,300
You'll see what he can do

5880
05:46:13,460 --> 05:46:15,460
Get him out

5881
05:46:15,460 --> 05:46:21,240
I'm gonna find a way to get you out of here Ethan stay put I'll be back

5882
05:46:39,820 --> 05:46:45,220
Not another fucking ten minutes of this where am I meant to go just tell me where I meant to go and then I can

5883
05:46:45,440 --> 05:46:50,840
Get the guy out of there like fucking hell my into the interrogation room again is this of?

5884
05:46:54,500 --> 05:46:57,580
The camera room again. I've been in the fucking camera room

5885
05:46:58,760 --> 05:47:03,240
There's the key on the desk in the in the in the room the interrogation room or the camera room

5886
05:47:09,940 --> 05:47:13,380
Gary you can take a break. I'll keep an eye on you sure

5887
05:47:14,400 --> 05:47:20,000
Actually, I was busting for a piss if you need to adjust his handcuffs the keys are on my desk

5888
05:47:22,260 --> 05:47:27,880
Right keys are on your desk. Where's the keys? So where's his desk? There's no

5889
05:47:29,640 --> 05:47:31,640
Specification here

5890
05:47:31,640 --> 05:47:53,320
Garry his name was Gary was it so I need to look but this is another situation now where we have to look for a fucking Gary's desk

5891
05:47:57,320 --> 05:48:02,380
What am I doing helping a suspect to escape that'll cost me my badge and earn me a ten-year stretch?

5892
05:48:02,940 --> 05:48:08,040
Fucking hell fingers Thompson. Thank you very much for the tip there fingers Thompson

5893
05:48:15,660 --> 05:48:22,760
I hope they keep the keys he said there on a desk I hope they're in here now because I don't want to be going out there again for another ten minutes

5894
05:48:23,820 --> 05:48:25,820
Looking for that shit as well

5895
05:48:29,420 --> 05:48:36,100
Where he do you know the jacket he just picked up in the other room or put this on you might be able to get by them without being noticed oh?

5896
05:48:36,740 --> 05:48:38,800
Shit the handcuffs I forgot about that

5897
05:48:39,440 --> 05:48:42,760
Okay, hold tight this is insane

5898
05:48:43,760 --> 05:48:47,020
This is insane. How did they think this was good for the game?

5899
05:48:49,820 --> 05:48:55,820
Did they not have a tester saying by the way that bit when you have to keep going out the room and looking for a bits and pieces?

5900
05:48:57,680 --> 05:49:01,420
It's not worth the fuck. Maybe this is Gary's desk though

5901
05:49:03,440 --> 05:49:05,440
Maybe this is Gary's desk

5902
05:49:12,200 --> 05:49:18,840
I didn't think we could we could ever level up or reach the Shenmue level but it seems to have not only reach it

5903
05:49:18,980 --> 05:49:23,500
But it's pissed all over it as well should be able to get him out of here without being noticed

5904
05:49:27,200 --> 05:49:29,200
First get rid of the cuffs

5905
05:49:40,880 --> 05:49:42,880
For fuck sake man

5906
05:49:47,540 --> 05:49:49,540
Is this his desk is it?

5907
05:49:49,540 --> 05:49:50,540
How about this?

5908
05:50:02,660 --> 05:50:04,980
Oh here we go here we go this is this

5909
05:50:06,440 --> 05:50:10,180
Face the there's the key I can see the key face the fucking key

5910
05:50:10,180 --> 05:50:27,720
Fuck me man the walking yeah, you you press one way and he goes another way. It's like he's

5911
05:50:29,680 --> 05:50:31,680
He's deluded

5912
05:50:31,680 --> 05:50:43,680
We're gonna get you out of here Ethan you mad bastard

5913
05:50:53,340 --> 05:50:58,340
Here put this on they're having a break if you're quick you'll be able to slip out without being noticed

5914
05:50:59,340 --> 05:51:04,580
It's gonna be a quickie head straight to the exit don't stop don't talk don't even think just walk I

5915
05:51:05,580 --> 05:51:07,580
Don't know what to say

5916
05:51:07,580 --> 05:51:14,080
Just like snake a solid snake the beginning of MGS - when he's on the bridge, but um

5917
05:51:14,080 --> 05:51:21,600
It's fucking ridiculous like like that that that that was 10 or 15 that might have been half an hour

5918
05:51:23,120 --> 05:51:23,620
of

5919
05:51:24,320 --> 05:51:25,120
rubbish

5920
05:51:25,920 --> 05:51:27,120
situations

5921
05:51:27,120 --> 05:51:29,120
So you're gonna save your son

5922
05:51:29,120 --> 05:51:36,480
I hope I live I hope I live

5923
05:51:54,560 --> 05:51:56,560
Another section awaits here

5924
05:51:58,000 --> 05:52:00,000
Gotta hand it to the French

5925
05:52:00,000 --> 05:52:05,760
Less than an hour ago we heard from the police who have identified the man thought to be the origami killer

5926
05:52:06,080 --> 05:52:19,440
Ethan Mars father of the kidnapped victim Sean Mars is on the run and should be considered armed and dangerous a police manhunt is now underway and they hope that they will soon be able to announce the apprehension of this dangerous lunatic

5927
05:52:20,480 --> 05:52:27,280
Lunatic you don't really hear them referring to bad cons as lunatics anymore because it's not politically correct

5928
05:52:29,040 --> 05:52:34,320
But you did have the minister for justice referring to the rioters as scumbags, which I thought was

5929
05:52:35,040 --> 05:52:40,880
A little bit. I know obviously there's a lot of opinions flying around and it's heated moment tension

5930
05:52:40,880 --> 05:52:44,000
But I don't think the politician should be able to have that little

5931
05:52:46,480 --> 05:52:52,800
Term in their lexicon especially when you're the minister for justice, but anyway, that's going down a different route entirely

5932
05:52:52,960 --> 05:52:57,760
Let's focus on the mind every cop in the country altering substance. That is heavy rain

5933
05:52:58,320 --> 05:53:01,760
Police killer head fuck of a game. Is it true?

5934
05:53:03,040 --> 05:53:05,040
Are you the killer ethan?

5935
05:53:11,120 --> 05:53:14,640
I don't know I don't know I don't know

5936
05:53:16,320 --> 05:53:20,160
But I'm the only one who can save sean you're not a killer are you no i'm not

5937
05:53:21,040 --> 05:53:24,800
Game boy on safety Madison. I think you should go nintendo game boy

5938
05:53:25,360 --> 05:53:30,400
Ethan they're after me too. They've seen my face computer games too deep to stop now

5939
05:53:33,520 --> 05:53:35,520
Computer games

5940
05:53:35,520 --> 05:53:47,680
I

5941
05:53:47,680 --> 05:53:47,680
I

5942
05:53:47,680 --> 05:53:49,680
I

5943
05:53:50,400 --> 05:53:52,400
Sometimes have these blackouts

5944
05:53:53,760 --> 05:53:56,000
Times where I don't know what I'm doing

5945
05:53:58,000 --> 05:53:58,880
As if I'm

5946
05:53:58,880 --> 05:54:04,400
Somewhat on the pace different is on the pace the only thing I remember afterwards

5947
05:54:04,400 --> 05:54:09,200
I'm taking pills and on the piss playing basketball the bodies

5948
05:54:11,520 --> 05:54:12,640
The bodies in the water

5949
05:54:14,400 --> 05:54:21,520
This guy has been fucking rubbish from the get-go when you get out of bed and get in the shower and playing with the kids and playing with the toys

5950
05:54:21,840 --> 05:54:27,280
He's been rubbish. I think he's not there at all testing testing my love for sean

5951
05:54:27,760 --> 05:54:30,560
He wants to know if I'd love my son enough to save him

5952
05:54:31,680 --> 05:54:35,040
That means there's some part of me that knows where sean is

5953
05:54:36,080 --> 05:54:38,640
But the only way to find him is to go through these trials

5954
05:54:40,800 --> 05:54:42,480
Why can't you tell that to the police?

5955
05:54:42,880 --> 05:54:48,880
Clangers thank you very much for the tip and tell them what that i'm a schizophrenic who drowns his victims and has kidnapped his own son

5956
05:54:48,880 --> 05:54:52,320
They'd never let me go and I have to stay free to save sean

5957
05:54:52,960 --> 05:54:54,000
I have no choice

5958
05:54:55,200 --> 05:54:57,200
I'm his only chance

5959
05:54:58,720 --> 05:55:02,480
When sean is out of danger i'll turn myself in but not until then

5960
05:55:05,680 --> 05:55:07,840
How long is he gonna be in this motel room like

5961
05:55:08,720 --> 05:55:12,640
Get out of this scene going like this we can't we can't stay in this scene forever

5962
05:55:14,400 --> 05:55:19,600
We should have fucking moved out to a different location finding sean is two hours ago matters

5963
05:55:21,680 --> 05:55:27,680
Marcy thank you very much for the tip there they should have moved another way something should have developed

5964
05:55:28,320 --> 05:55:32,160
Ages ago and we shouldn't be revisiting locations. It's boring stuff

5965
05:55:32,960 --> 05:55:38,240
They need to have when they got to that electricity place and he cut his fucking hands. He was doing all the matchwork

5966
05:55:39,760 --> 05:55:47,840
It should have moved on to something better than that then but instead we got the police station scene with a lot of fucking dawdling and meandering around

5967
05:55:48,400 --> 05:55:50,400
And we get come back to this again

5968
05:55:51,200 --> 05:55:54,800
The the next scene should have been him and her on the fucking motorbike or something

5969
05:55:56,720 --> 05:55:58,720
It's too late now it's the game's met

5970
05:55:59,680 --> 05:56:04,640
You don't understand time is running out sean will be dead in a few hours. I have no choice

5971
05:56:04,640 --> 05:56:19,680
Shout out to uh, edith. We shout out to edith from mercy there keeping the faith and honoring your blessing

5972
05:56:20,640 --> 05:56:25,680
20 24 to infinity. Thanks for the tip you want to help me leave

5973
05:56:27,920 --> 05:56:29,920
Leave me to do this on my own

5974
05:56:29,920 --> 05:56:51,120
I want to as anybody is in the chat said is david cage any relation to uh

5975
05:56:52,160 --> 05:57:00,240
John cage the guy who makes the music where nothing happens because it would make sense because nothing is happening in this game

5976
05:57:00,720 --> 05:57:06,880
And it's been longer than four minutes 33. It's been fucking four hours and 33 minutes probably

5977
05:57:11,520 --> 05:57:15,920
Nicolas cage would have done a better job and he doesn't even make games

5978
05:57:19,440 --> 05:57:25,040
Open the box unfurl another origami fucking figure take some more pills

5979
05:57:39,360 --> 05:57:45,040
Are you prepared to kill someone to save your son? Kill him send a picture get your reward

5980
05:57:45,040 --> 05:58:02,000
It's getting dark man, maybe he is the killer

5981
05:58:02,640 --> 05:58:07,200
That's probably what they wanted us to be thinking at this point in the game. Maybe he is the killer

5982
05:58:08,000 --> 05:58:10,400
But it's not that way. It's not that simple. It never is

5983
05:58:10,400 --> 05:58:31,400
*sad music*

5984
05:58:31,400 --> 05:58:35,400
*sad music*

5985
05:58:35,400 --> 05:58:42,400
More rain as we head into fucking Thursday or Friday. I didn't even see.

5986
05:58:42,400 --> 05:58:49,400
Ridiculous story. Very little explanation as to what's going on. We're having to fill in the blanks.

5987
05:58:49,400 --> 05:58:51,400
Manfred!

5988
05:58:51,400 --> 05:58:53,400
*sad music*

5989
05:58:53,400 --> 05:58:55,400
*sad music*

5990
05:58:55,400 --> 05:59:02,400
*sad music*

5991
05:59:02,400 --> 05:59:11,400
Very Allardychean, this scene, scenario here. We know he's a man of typewriter. He enjoys the typewriter lifestyle. He's got one in his gap.

5992
05:59:11,400 --> 05:59:20,400
He utilizes the typewriter as an affront to modern day technology. He's also a cuckoo clock regarder.

5993
05:59:20,400 --> 05:59:48,400
*sad music*

5994
05:59:48,400 --> 06:00:12,400
*sad music*

5995
06:00:12,400 --> 06:00:21,400
Interesting. It does look like Alex Ferguson. So we've got two big time managers of the big time game. Both probably fond of a tipple.

5996
06:00:21,400 --> 06:00:24,400
*sad music*

5997
06:00:24,400 --> 06:00:25,400
*sad music*

5998
06:00:25,400 --> 06:00:26,400
The hair dryer.

5999
06:00:26,400 --> 06:00:26,400
*sad music*

6000
06:00:26,400 --> 06:00:27,400
*sad music*

6001
06:00:27,400 --> 06:00:33,400
My age time means nothing anymore. I... I repair clocks but...

6002
06:00:33,400 --> 06:00:35,400
Fergie time.

6003
06:00:35,400 --> 06:00:36,400
*sad music*

6004
06:00:36,400 --> 06:00:43,400
I'm trying to forget about time. How about you? Are you still with the police?

6005
06:00:43,400 --> 06:00:47,400
Oh, no, I quit. I'm a private investigator now.

6006
06:00:47,400 --> 06:00:50,400
In Montecito. This is Lorne. She's a friend.

6007
06:00:50,400 --> 06:00:54,400
In Montecito. Oh, hello, young lady.

6008
06:00:54,400 --> 06:00:59,400
Well, this calls for a celebration. Sweaty fists.

6009
06:00:59,400 --> 06:01:03,400
I'm just the thing. Wait there. Wastes of skin.

6010
06:01:03,400 --> 06:01:08,400
I'm sure I saw a bottle of scotch around here somewhere.

6011
06:01:10,400 --> 06:01:19,400
Sir, Alex Ferguson. What an appearance. What a bloody amazing cameo appearance from a legend of the game.

6012
06:01:19,400 --> 06:01:25,400
Do an old man a favor, would you, Scott? Tell him to call back this afternoon.

6013
06:01:25,400 --> 06:01:30,400
Sure, no problem. Hello?

6014
06:01:30,400 --> 06:01:35,400
Yeah, this is Manfred's. He's not available right now. Could you call back later this afternoon?

6015
06:01:35,400 --> 06:01:37,400
Thanks.

6016
06:01:37,400 --> 06:01:45,400
Some amazing sound direction going on. Sound work here. The ticking clocks. It's all beginning to...

6017
06:01:45,400 --> 06:01:54,400
It's ramping up. There's a latent kind of feeling of tension being built in a seemingly placid and calm environment.

6018
06:01:54,400 --> 06:01:58,400
You know, whiskey is coming out. They're going to sit down. They're nice friends.

6019
06:01:58,400 --> 06:02:02,400
But we can already feel the time is ticking. Something's happening here.

6020
06:02:02,400 --> 06:02:05,400
And that's... That's the French. That's the French for you.

6021
06:02:05,400 --> 06:02:26,400
The ticking clock is an aftershadowing of the pacing of the game. No foreshadowing here. Everything is done in post. Including the fucking...

6022
06:02:26,400 --> 06:02:35,400
Pacing aftershadowing. Sorry, I blasted there. But there's nothing else really to be done back here in these...

6023
06:02:35,400 --> 06:02:38,400
I suppose you have to go and drink whiskey with your man.

6024
06:02:42,400 --> 06:02:45,400
Or go for a piss, is it? Hold on.

6025
06:02:47,400 --> 06:02:50,400
They're big into the pissing in the game as well. Heavy Piss.

6026
06:02:50,400 --> 06:02:54,400
I think was the title that was originally... That was the working title.

6027
06:02:54,400 --> 06:02:57,400
But they decided to not go with that for...

6028
06:02:57,400 --> 06:03:01,400
Different reasons. But here we go again. Maybe he'll take a shit this time.

6029
06:03:02,400 --> 06:03:03,400
Or maybe not.

6030
06:03:09,400 --> 06:03:14,400
The PC Piss Simulator. 2010. Released for PC in 2019 with some...

6031
06:03:15,400 --> 06:03:17,400
Exclusive bonus piss content.

6032
06:03:18,400 --> 06:03:21,400
RIP. Thank you very much for the tip there.

6033
06:03:22,400 --> 06:03:25,400
Sad times, you say. Thank you very much there for the tip.

6034
06:03:28,400 --> 06:03:29,400
Shit Mewy.

6035
06:03:30,400 --> 06:03:31,400
Well...

6036
06:03:31,400 --> 06:03:33,400
To all friends.

6037
06:03:38,400 --> 06:03:40,400
Allardyce and Ferguson.

6038
06:03:40,400 --> 06:03:42,400
Two stalwarts of the game.

6039
06:03:43,400 --> 06:03:44,400
And real...

6040
06:03:45,400 --> 06:03:46,400
Real men of the lush.

6041
06:03:47,400 --> 06:03:48,400
Do you like it?

6042
06:03:56,400 --> 06:03:57,400
Yes, it's beautiful.

6043
06:03:59,400 --> 06:04:00,400
It's a stradelli.

6044
06:04:00,400 --> 06:04:08,400
Crafted in Venice in the 18th century.

6045
06:04:08,400 --> 06:04:09,400
Ah.

6046
06:04:10,400 --> 06:04:12,400
It's one of my favorite pieces.

6047
06:04:15,400 --> 06:04:16,400
Don't tell me.

6048
06:04:17,400 --> 06:04:18,400
I have to remember everything they've touched in here.

6049
06:04:18,400 --> 06:04:19,400
Tell me, Scott.

6050
06:04:19,400 --> 06:04:20,400
What brings you back?

6051
06:04:20,400 --> 06:04:21,400
After all these years.

6052
06:04:21,400 --> 06:04:24,400
I'd like you to have a look at an envelope.

6053
06:04:27,400 --> 06:04:30,400
I thought maybe you could tell me about the typewriter that was used to type the address on it.

6054
06:04:30,400 --> 06:04:31,400
Row, row, row.

6055
06:04:31,400 --> 06:04:32,400
You're both.

6056
06:04:32,400 --> 06:04:33,400
Thank you very much.

6057
06:04:33,400 --> 06:04:34,400
How's the pizza?

6058
06:04:34,400 --> 06:04:35,400
Country.

6059
06:04:35,400 --> 06:04:36,400
Roadest.

6060
06:04:36,400 --> 06:04:37,400
It's exquisite.

6061
06:04:37,400 --> 06:04:38,400
There's only one slice left.

6062
06:04:39,400 --> 06:04:40,400
But a load of crusts as well.

6063
06:04:40,400 --> 06:04:42,400
I inhaled that goodfellas.

6064
06:04:44,400 --> 06:04:45,400
I inhaled it.

6065
06:04:51,400 --> 06:04:53,400
Hopefully the software that fucking...

6066
06:04:54,400 --> 06:04:57,400
...gets rid of any non-vocal sounds...

6067
06:04:57,400 --> 06:04:59,400
...got rid of my burp there as well.

6068
06:04:59,400 --> 06:05:00,400
...given to fail me.

6069
06:05:00,400 --> 06:05:12,400
So we had a pissed situation in this one.

6070
06:05:13,400 --> 06:05:14,400
In this house as well.

6071
06:05:14,400 --> 06:05:17,400
And he's probably pissed in every place he's been in, Sam.

6072
06:05:17,400 --> 06:05:20,400
I haven't seen him wash hands once.

6073
06:05:21,400 --> 06:05:22,400
And look at that.

6074
06:05:23,400 --> 06:05:24,400
There was...

6075
06:05:25,400 --> 06:05:28,400
...a situation there where there was like a magnifying glass and an envelope.

6076
06:05:28,400 --> 06:05:29,400
I think it was back here.

6077
06:05:29,400 --> 06:05:30,400
Could be wrong.

6078
06:05:30,400 --> 06:05:31,400
Yep.

6079
06:05:31,400 --> 06:05:33,400
I am very much wrong.

6080
06:05:33,400 --> 06:05:35,400
Let's see where else he's based.

6081
06:05:44,400 --> 06:05:45,400
Over by the phone.

6082
06:05:57,400 --> 06:06:02,400
Sam Allardyce and his amazing magnifying dream glass.

6083
06:06:03,400 --> 06:06:06,400
We're gonna use this to really get to grips with some pieces around the...

6084
06:06:07,400 --> 06:06:08,400
...place.

6085
06:06:08,400 --> 06:06:28,220
Fucking hell

6086
06:06:28,220 --> 06:06:46,500
Fucking joking like

6087
06:06:57,500 --> 06:07:26,780
You are absolutely joking me. I get you, I get you, I get you. Thanks. Let's see what this envelope has to say for itself. A royal five. Yes, the shape of the T's

6088
06:07:26,780 --> 06:07:43,520
and the F's is typical of that model. Produced between 1907 and 1924. Yes. No doubt about it. It's a royal five.

6089
06:07:46,080 --> 06:07:52,780
Mark Delaney, thank you very much. Umbrella are after you.

6090
06:08:15,360 --> 06:08:22,360
Clients.

6091
06:08:22,360 --> 06:08:36,680
It's getting pasty here.

6092
06:08:36,680 --> 06:08:59,360
Hope he doesn't die in the meantime.

6093
06:08:59,360 --> 06:09:01,680
He won't be able to get the fucking list going.

6094
06:09:01,680 --> 06:09:04,680
He looks like he shat himself as well.

6095
06:09:04,680 --> 06:09:10,680
If he has a 1920s typewriter, he may have needed Manfred's services to get it fixed.

6096
06:09:10,680 --> 06:09:16,680
We'll know when we get the list.

6097
06:09:16,680 --> 06:09:19,680
Hurry up with the list.

6098
06:09:19,680 --> 06:09:21,680
Yeah, man.

6099
06:09:21,680 --> 06:09:37,680
I'm going to go.

6100
06:09:37,680 --> 06:09:53,680
Does anyone know what time the young fella is playing in the darts?

6101
06:09:53,680 --> 06:09:55,680
It's been a while since Manfred went into his office.

6102
06:09:55,680 --> 06:10:03,680
I know it said half seven there for Gentie and Vinnie, but is that what time he's on or will he be on after?

6103
06:10:03,680 --> 06:10:10,680
Is there like two matches on?

6104
06:10:10,680 --> 06:10:13,680
He's up first in the schedule probably eight o'clock.

6105
06:10:13,680 --> 06:10:16,680
Okay, thank you very much.

6106
06:10:16,680 --> 06:10:22,680
So what the fuck is going on now?

6107
06:10:22,680 --> 06:10:23,680
Where's he gone?

6108
06:10:23,680 --> 06:10:24,680
Where's this fella gone?

6109
06:10:24,680 --> 06:10:25,680
I'm putting more zone on.

6110
06:10:25,680 --> 06:10:26,680
Fuck this.

6111
06:10:26,680 --> 06:10:26,680
Heavy darts.

6112
06:10:26,680 --> 06:10:27,680
In Montecito.

6113
06:10:27,680 --> 06:10:28,680
Xanadu 2.0.

6114
06:10:28,680 --> 06:10:30,680
Back to main menu.

6115
06:10:30,680 --> 06:10:31,680
Progressed since last save will be last year.

6116
06:10:31,680 --> 06:10:32,680
Fucking hell.

6117
06:10:32,680 --> 06:10:36,520
Heavy darts.

6118
06:10:44,200 --> 06:10:45,800
In Montecito.

6119
06:10:45,800 --> 06:10:47,460
Xanadu 2.0.

6120
06:10:49,240 --> 06:10:51,100
Back to main menu.

6121
06:10:52,360 --> 06:10:54,860
Progressed since last save will be last year.

6122
06:10:57,380 --> 06:10:58,640
Fucking hell.

6123
06:10:58,640 --> 06:11:08,960
Xanadu 2.0.

6124
06:11:09,840 --> 06:11:10,740
MD Cully.

6125
06:11:10,860 --> 06:11:12,640
Thank you very much there for the tip.

6126
06:11:12,720 --> 06:11:13,700
I just want to get.

6127
06:11:14,300 --> 06:11:16,800
I just want to get a quick win in Warzone.

6128
06:11:16,920 --> 06:11:17,820
It won't take that long.

6129
06:11:25,140 --> 06:11:27,140
Take out one cable there.

6130
06:11:27,240 --> 06:11:28,600
Put that cable in here.

6131
06:11:28,600 --> 06:11:32,180
Wiss of skin.

6132
06:11:33,340 --> 06:11:34,520
Well I have to say.

6133
06:11:34,800 --> 06:11:37,560
As slow as that last piece was there in the.

6134
06:11:39,220 --> 06:11:41,240
The situation of heavy rain.

6135
06:11:42,260 --> 06:11:44,460
It does seem to be livening up.

6136
06:11:44,760 --> 06:11:46,900
At a pace that some.

6137
06:11:47,320 --> 06:11:47,900
Not everyone.

6138
06:11:48,100 --> 06:11:50,540
But that some may deem electric.

6139
06:11:52,540 --> 06:11:54,380
And I'm very intrigued as to.

6140
06:11:54,580 --> 06:11:55,600
Where this is going.

6141
06:11:55,780 --> 06:11:56,880
And how it's going to develop.

6142
06:11:57,200 --> 06:12:00,540
You have to hand it to the French.

6143
06:12:00,780 --> 06:12:03,140
They really know how to develop.

6144
06:12:05,860 --> 06:12:06,460
Things.

6145
06:12:07,420 --> 06:12:07,980
Games.

6146
06:12:08,400 --> 06:12:08,820
Films.

6147
06:12:08,820 --> 06:12:10,120
The French new wave.

6148
06:12:10,200 --> 06:12:10,820
The oeuvre.

6149
06:12:11,960 --> 06:12:13,880
Serge Gainsbourg, the singer.

6150
06:12:15,020 --> 06:12:15,580
Cigarettes.

6151
06:12:16,920 --> 06:12:18,680
Fucking all that stuff.

6152
06:12:18,820 --> 06:12:20,760
They've got some great art on the go.

6153
06:12:20,840 --> 06:12:23,640
And this video game, Heavy Rain, is second to none.

6154
06:12:23,740 --> 06:12:26,160
It's just, it's beautiful to see.

6155
06:12:26,860 --> 06:12:28,880
Jean-Luc Goddard is after you.

6156
06:12:29,900 --> 06:12:31,100
Michael Haneck.

6157
06:12:31,680 --> 06:12:34,060
Arty, farty, wank films.

6158
06:12:34,060 --> 06:12:36,080
I don't know if you've ever seen Hidden.

6159
06:12:37,760 --> 06:12:39,040
Very boring film.

6160
06:12:39,600 --> 06:12:41,160
But very important.

6161
06:12:42,120 --> 06:12:43,800
Not for, not for the masses.

6162
06:12:44,940 --> 06:12:45,580
Daft Punk.

6163
06:12:47,040 --> 06:12:47,920
Daft Punk.

6164
06:12:55,360 --> 06:12:58,120
Where the fuck is this thing?

6165
06:13:06,160 --> 06:13:07,860
Wastes of skin.

6166
06:13:07,860 --> 06:13:11,540
Euretric will smother you.

6167
06:13:11,540 --> 06:13:37,420
*Squeak*

6168
06:13:37,420 --> 06:13:41,220
*Squeak*

6169
06:13:41,220 --> 06:13:54,340
Sorry there, just had to blow the old hooter. Didn't want to do that in case it became a fucking snotty situation which would be not optimal to say the slightest.

6170
06:13:54,340 --> 06:14:03,300
Then we can put the fuck in and get that game stream going on. So that's Francis Higgins, PlayStation.

6171
06:14:03,300 --> 06:14:14,060
Montman, thank you very much for the tip there. Will yourself and Tommy chants the commentary for the darts. I'm not too sure now if we're available for that.

6172
06:14:14,060 --> 06:14:24,820
But it sounds like a nice situation. Maybe the final. But maybe not as well. Not really that fucking too bothered about it really.

6173
06:14:24,820 --> 06:14:31,580
But I mean I like the story of this kid who's going up against all the big names and beating them.

6174
06:14:31,580 --> 06:14:35,580
*Squeak*

6175
06:14:35,580 --> 06:14:54,760
I need to put the game on the screen. Is it even on the screen? There we go. Kitty Boo, thank you very much there. Any chance of hearing the sugar song again? Yeah, the sugar. I'm your sweet man. Your tasty, tasty little treat man. Hopefully you can hear it here. Let's see.

6176
06:14:57,820 --> 06:15:22,620
Let me just get that back there. Turn off the moon dust. Other shit. Sweet man. I'm your sweet man. A lovely little tasty treat man. I thought there was more to it than that, but there really isn't. There's just that one little line, but I think it's good. I think it works. I think it really works.

6177
06:15:23,960 --> 06:15:33,420
Another one that I spent quite a lot of time on was the oatmeal song. I thought this would go down a treat, but it didn't really fucking resonate with anyone. See what you think?

6178
06:15:33,420 --> 06:15:52,460
Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Can he not leave us alone? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Won't you just go home? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. That lovely chap, he's such a scam.

6179
06:15:52,460 --> 06:16:16,560
I liked the menacing, aggressive synth that I used on that one. And, uh, that's just nothing to me really to make something like that. You might think, geez, that's pretty complex, but it isn't. Uh, the synth. You know, you need to know your music really to get that, to be able to make a melody like that. I'll play it again just in case, because it might have gone over your head.

6180
06:16:16,560 --> 06:16:35,560
Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Can he not leave us alone? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Won't you just go home? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. That lovely chap, he's such a scam.

6181
06:16:35,560 --> 06:16:41,920
So I mean there's a multiple different layers going on there as well. OpticPawner thank you

6182
06:16:41,920 --> 06:16:48,280
very much there 69 let us know if you want to double team in warzone we'll get you to number one.

6183
06:16:48,280 --> 06:16:58,840
Again I'm a bit of a solo I'm a lone wolf attacker. I know I like to just fucking fester until I can't

6184
06:16:58,840 --> 06:17:08,840
take no more and then I go into another room that has a gun in it I get that gun and then I go out and do the fucking work and I come away with the win.

6185
06:17:08,840 --> 06:17:20,840
You're up fast we're about to get evil. But um... Heavy rain do I have something there I did have heavy rain no I don't have any more I'm afraid.

6186
06:17:20,840 --> 06:17:24,840
Enemies are dropping into the area watch the skies.

6187
06:17:24,840 --> 06:17:40,840
Look it is what it is let's fucking get the win it's it's that way it's just that way it's very easy to come away thinking that you're beat that you're down that you're not going to be able to get back up the town again.

6188
06:17:40,840 --> 06:17:53,840
But I'm ready for this I'm ready for this just like I was earlier on. You saw how I was sorry I'll turn that down. You saw how I managed to fucking absolutely wreck havoc.

6189
06:17:53,840 --> 06:18:07,840
Not wreak havoc but wreck havoc in the final third the final furlong of a good few games earlier on pre pre heavy rain. Stort meal thank you very much for the tip there.

6190
06:18:07,840 --> 06:18:08,060
there.

6191
06:18:08,060 --> 06:18:38,040
There you are, son. Get ready. Get your bidet. Collapsible, complete, tactical, foldable bidet with an extension unit on. You've been managing to upgrade your bidet. You've got some grip tape on that handle, and you've gone for the arm of the shanks. Ball cock. Even though a bidet doesn't have a ball cock, doesn't mean to say you can't do it.

6192
06:18:38,040 --> 06:18:39,640
You can't put one on in the armory.

6193
06:18:42,400 --> 06:18:46,000
You've got gas closing in fast. Unass yourself to the safe zone.

6194
06:18:48,480 --> 06:18:49,300
Over and out.

6195
06:18:50,160 --> 06:19:01,020
It sounds like he's saying unanswer yourself to the safe zone. We haven't really got around to discovering what it is he's literally saying there, but if anybody does have the answer, do let us know.

6196
06:19:03,080 --> 06:19:06,660
Let's get this shit going. Let's get this win going. Tom!

6197
06:19:06,660 --> 06:19:15,260
Yep, it's time to jump. It's time to really make a name for yourself. Not to say you haven't done that already.

6198
06:19:20,320 --> 06:19:23,460
Namesville, Tennessee. Name your price.

6199
06:19:25,020 --> 06:19:32,920
Just trying to fucking get this, sorry, keyboard and what you want to call it, storage out here. Okay, I can already see someone down there.

6200
06:19:33,820 --> 06:19:35,940
What's this? Now is the fucking keyboard not working?

6201
06:19:42,500 --> 06:20:00,400
Here we go. Stort meal. Another invention from the devil. I've got pizza crumbs on my desk. Stort meal. Another crumb farm, the good fellas. Won't you give it a rest?

6202
06:20:01,100 --> 06:20:06,580
If I lose due to fucking pizza crumbs on the fucking desk, then it's not my fault and...

6203
06:20:07,700 --> 06:20:14,160
Yeah, you just don't... You know that I have not really succumbed to a fucking defeat due to my own ineptitude. It's...

6204
06:20:14,840 --> 06:20:15,600
It's that simple.

6205
06:20:18,320 --> 06:20:20,020
Bit dangerous the way there's a...

6206
06:20:21,760 --> 06:20:24,520
An open box on that house back there.

6207
06:20:30,400 --> 06:20:32,080
We're still on. We're still on. We're still on.

6208
06:20:39,760 --> 06:20:41,400
The origami killer, huh?

6209
06:20:41,980 --> 06:20:44,280
What a man. What a twist in the tail.

6210
06:20:51,800 --> 06:20:55,000
Come on, none of this fucking shit business. Now get the guns. Get the...

6211
06:20:58,160 --> 06:21:01,300
Get a few plates inside us. Get the car down by the road there.

6212
06:21:01,580 --> 06:21:06,780
Get that heartbeat sensor. Pick it all up. Get ready. Get a few lethals. Get a few tacticals in the mixer.

6213
06:21:06,780 --> 06:21:11,600
This isn't play days anymore.

6214
06:21:11,780 --> 06:21:13,100
This isn't the origami killer.

6215
06:21:15,180 --> 06:21:17,320
This is real shit.

6216
06:21:19,860 --> 06:21:21,280
Experimental gas grenades.

6217
06:21:21,540 --> 06:21:22,200
The whole shebang.

6218
06:21:22,760 --> 06:21:24,180
Hopefully there's no one in this house.

6219
06:21:31,560 --> 06:21:35,340
First up, a nice side order of roadkill.

6220
06:21:35,340 --> 06:21:46,420
I think a few flattened corpses will really put the wind in the sails and set the scene for a remarkable and unrepentant game of warfare.

6221
06:21:51,880 --> 06:21:56,120
And we've got a big game target down here.

6222
06:21:56,200 --> 06:21:58,900
He's wearing a crown, but heavy is the head.

6223
06:21:58,960 --> 06:22:02,480
As I said the other day, heavy is the head that wears the crown, famous saying.

6224
06:22:03,900 --> 06:22:07,340
It might only be a matter of time.

6225
06:22:11,340 --> 06:22:15,060
Before that crown is relinquished and given up to the true king.

6226
06:22:16,980 --> 06:22:18,180
Of Urzikistan.

6227
06:22:22,180 --> 06:22:23,460
Fucking railroaded.

6228
06:22:23,460 --> 06:22:25,480
You need to get inside that fire station.

6229
06:22:25,620 --> 06:22:27,020
You're okay actually.

6230
06:22:27,120 --> 06:22:27,380
You're okay.

6231
06:22:27,460 --> 06:22:28,940
I thought you were fucked.

6232
06:22:29,080 --> 06:22:31,260
And that's the big game hunter in there.

6233
06:22:32,460 --> 06:22:34,960
So we've found the big game hunter.

6234
06:22:35,200 --> 06:22:36,600
He's in a house up here.

6235
06:22:37,400 --> 06:22:38,560
He's over here now.

6236
06:22:38,620 --> 06:22:39,760
This is the big game hunter.

6237
06:22:47,340 --> 06:22:47,440
Fuck.

6238
06:22:47,740 --> 06:22:48,040
Fuck.

6239
06:22:48,940 --> 06:22:50,380
I was outnumbered.

6240
06:22:52,000 --> 06:22:53,660
In fairness, I was outnumbered.

6241
06:22:53,720 --> 06:22:55,540
There was too much going on there.

6242
06:22:55,600 --> 06:22:59,560
I couldn't really take care of all that business at the same time.

6243
06:22:59,660 --> 06:23:00,600
Snake Plissken.

6244
06:23:00,680 --> 06:23:01,380
Thank you very much.

6245
06:23:01,800 --> 06:23:03,520
Happy New Year from one snake to another.

6246
06:23:03,520 --> 06:23:16,960
Ah.

6247
06:23:16,960 --> 06:23:35,060
Ah! Oh, you f-

6248
06:23:35,060 --> 06:23:41,920
Whoa, hey. Yeah. No problem. It's just- that's fine. It's just-

6249
06:23:41,920 --> 06:23:50,680
Merely teething problems before getting down to the main course of action there. It's nothing- nothing we haven't handled before, Tom, is it?

6250
06:23:51,380 --> 06:23:56,740
Nothing we haven't handled before. Nothing we can't handle now. It's not- not something to worry about there.

6251
06:23:57,620 --> 06:24:01,720
Thank you very much, sensual piece of pudding for the origami killer there.

6252
06:24:02,320 --> 06:24:04,580
And none other than Sean Heffernan.

6253
06:24:06,100 --> 06:24:10,060
For your kind-hearted and generous tip, I hope you're getting on well.

6254
06:24:10,480 --> 06:24:15,140
But Snake, Bliskin, Happy New Year to you. From one snake to another.

6255
06:24:16,420 --> 06:24:17,620
What do you think went wrong there?

6256
06:24:19,160 --> 06:24:24,820
I'm going to level accusations of tomfoolery at a couple of players on the map.

6257
06:24:24,900 --> 06:24:32,380
I'm not going to go out and name names, but it was the guy that was shooting at me from the building as I was going for the big game hunter.

6258
06:24:32,380 --> 06:24:39,300
It takes a lot of balls, Tom, to set out your stall as the man who's going after the king.

6259
06:24:39,960 --> 06:24:41,000
But we did that.

6260
06:24:41,520 --> 06:24:49,460
And look, we got jumped by some coward who was just fucking sitting in a room, doing nothing with himself at all.

6261
06:24:50,440 --> 06:24:52,980
And yeah, that's- that's just the way it is.

6262
06:24:55,540 --> 06:24:57,620
You could be right, or you could be wrong.

6263
06:24:57,700 --> 06:25:00,780
It could actually be a case that you don't have the skills to pay the bills.

6264
06:25:01,440 --> 06:25:07,800
And I think maybe, possibly, the scary thing for you is that you believe- you deep down, you know that yourself as well.

6265
06:25:09,880 --> 06:25:11,000
That was a warm-up.

6266
06:25:11,760 --> 06:25:13,340
Goodfellas, not good for the reaction time.

6267
06:25:13,420 --> 06:25:13,860
It's okay.

6268
06:25:14,140 --> 06:25:19,660
It's still a slice or two left with a bunch of crust, so I didn't murder the whole pizza.

6269
06:25:21,700 --> 06:25:23,760
It's just another contention with the devil.

6270
06:25:24,760 --> 06:25:25,060
You know?

6271
06:25:25,460 --> 06:25:27,880
You have to dance a little bit first.

6272
06:25:28,380 --> 06:25:31,940
You have to do the fucking two-step, the tango, the cha-cha.

6273
06:25:32,360 --> 06:25:37,260
Show what you've got before you actually go full-on into a dance-off.

6274
06:25:38,180 --> 06:25:43,240
And God, you know how good I am at dancing when it comes to the gulag.

6275
06:25:43,320 --> 06:25:45,000
That was a blip right there.

6276
06:25:45,180 --> 06:25:47,960
I'm just- I'm just off the back of heavy rain, you know?

6277
06:25:48,460 --> 06:26:00,420
And another thing is that I think somebody was correct in saying earlier on that the DPI on the mouse could be affecting the speed of which I'm leveling accusations of bullet.

6278
06:26:00,820 --> 06:26:03,100
I really, truly believe that.

6279
06:26:03,300 --> 06:26:08,720
And I think that what I need to do is get the game for the PC and play it on the PC.

6280
06:26:09,080 --> 06:26:13,040
Now, that does mean I'm going to have to fucking put a graphics card in the PC.

6281
06:26:13,700 --> 06:26:16,980
And I have been putting that off for two years now.

6282
06:26:17,860 --> 06:26:26,900
So, we will really see how amazing we can be at this game when it's on a PC.

6283
06:26:27,100 --> 06:26:28,460
That's what I believe.

6284
06:26:28,800 --> 06:26:34,700
But I believe also that if I was to win on a PS5 with a keyboard and mouse...

6285
06:26:34,700 --> 06:26:41,360
That would really shake the world.

6286
06:26:41,480 --> 06:26:42,740
Only two years, is it, Conrad?

6287
06:26:42,840 --> 06:26:48,620
I actually think it's probably four years because it was necessary back in 2020.

6288
06:26:49,580 --> 06:26:50,760
2024 now.

6289
06:26:54,240 --> 06:26:56,600
Do it now before GPUs go sky high again.

6290
06:26:57,120 --> 06:26:59,200
It seems to be a...

6291
06:26:59,200 --> 06:27:00,900
You don't know when it's going to happen.

6292
06:27:01,760 --> 06:27:06,600
They go up, they go down, and then when you really want them, they're sky high.

6293
06:27:06,760 --> 06:27:09,180
And then when you're not arsed, the price is a load.

6294
06:27:09,300 --> 06:27:13,060
But you're saying the GPU prices are good now, yeah?

6295
06:27:13,060 --> 06:27:18,660
It's anyone's game.

6296
06:27:21,080 --> 06:27:25,560
It could be worthwhile as a stream anyway because you've never done it.

6297
06:27:25,780 --> 06:27:30,600
So, if you were to fuck up your PC, then again, actually, how would you stream?

6298
06:27:30,700 --> 06:27:31,820
You wouldn't be able to stream, would you?

6299
06:27:32,960 --> 06:27:36,280
Wouldn't be able to stream it, Tom, because of the PCs being worked on.

6300
06:27:36,280 --> 06:27:43,060
Unless I fucking hooked up another camera to another fucking situation.

6301
06:27:43,160 --> 06:27:43,480
I don't know.

6302
06:27:43,520 --> 06:27:44,380
We'll see how it goes.

6303
06:27:45,780 --> 06:27:50,080
Maybe use the stream, your stream setup from Germany, Tom.

6304
06:27:52,080 --> 06:27:53,940
You could possibly do that.

6305
06:27:54,000 --> 06:27:55,320
You could do that, yeah, maybe.

6306
06:27:56,100 --> 06:27:56,700
If I let you.

6307
06:27:58,740 --> 06:27:59,620
Thanks very much.

6308
06:27:59,620 --> 06:28:12,980
Is it safe?

6309
06:28:13,140 --> 06:28:13,960
Is it safe?

6310
06:28:13,960 --> 06:28:33,640
Ah!

6311
06:28:33,640 --> 06:28:50,880
That's the way it happens.

6312
06:28:51,000 --> 06:28:52,060
That's the way it goes sometimes.

6313
06:28:54,200 --> 06:28:56,280
It's a very poor show in fairness now.

6314
06:28:56,360 --> 06:28:57,860
It's a lot of waiting as well.

6315
06:28:58,180 --> 06:29:02,720
And I just want to apologize there to anybody who's tuned in for that.

6316
06:29:02,800 --> 06:29:03,720
That was not great.

6317
06:29:04,780 --> 06:29:06,480
What was the reason in there, Francis?

6318
06:29:07,020 --> 06:29:08,180
Moondust is still a problem.

6319
06:29:08,740 --> 06:29:12,500
I'm not fucking gulagging for no one at that stage that early.

6320
06:29:13,100 --> 06:29:16,280
Okay, I just need to forget about these early loadouts.

6321
06:29:16,380 --> 06:29:17,300
Don't bother going for them.

6322
06:29:17,360 --> 06:29:18,000
They're a joke.

6323
06:29:18,000 --> 06:29:18,920
Moondust.

6324
06:29:19,380 --> 06:29:19,760
Ah.

6325
06:29:23,760 --> 06:29:24,660
I don't know.

6326
06:29:29,280 --> 06:29:31,600
Bante or Vante, I don't know how you pronounce your name,

6327
06:29:31,660 --> 06:29:34,480
but thanks very much for chiming in with some advice there.

6328
06:29:34,560 --> 06:29:38,680
Could be worth your time getting a PC secondhand on done deal or adverts.

6329
06:29:39,440 --> 06:29:41,440
Upgrading your GPU alone might not cut.

6330
06:29:42,320 --> 06:29:44,220
Kind of need a decent CPU for streaming too.

6331
06:29:44,660 --> 06:29:46,320
Here's the other situation now.

6332
06:29:46,960 --> 06:29:50,220
It's like, there's too many mouse, mice and keyboards.

6333
06:29:51,360 --> 06:29:53,060
And there's too many screens.

6334
06:29:53,320 --> 06:29:54,800
And there's too many.

6335
06:29:54,900 --> 06:29:59,660
If I have another, if I add another screen and another operating system to the situation,

6336
06:29:59,660 --> 06:30:08,100
it's just going to really, I'll probably end up having one of those heavy rain-esque panic attacks during the fucking stream

6337
06:30:08,100 --> 06:30:10,820
where I start getting dizzy and I'm confused.

6338
06:30:12,260 --> 06:30:17,040
But there'll be no pills to save me in that situation, you know?

6339
06:30:17,300 --> 06:30:18,480
So I don't know what to do.

6340
06:30:20,720 --> 06:30:22,100
Time for the darts, says Eric.

6341
06:30:22,340 --> 06:30:23,240
Best of luck with the darts.

6342
06:30:23,780 --> 06:30:28,700
I'm going to try and get my own fucking win right here before that darts happens.

6343
06:30:31,600 --> 06:30:32,940
Still no word on the monkey either.

6344
06:30:32,940 --> 06:30:38,940
Charlie, it's a damn shame that everybody seems to have collectively forgot about that little guy.

6345
06:30:38,940 --> 06:30:47,060
But it seems as though the furor and hubbub died down very quickly after the sex pest allegations were levelled against him.

6346
06:30:47,280 --> 06:30:54,280
And it was probably the fastest cancellation of a missing person or simian I've ever seen.

6347
06:30:54,860 --> 06:30:58,440
It was like he was only gone from the fucking sanctuary for a day.

6348
06:30:59,040 --> 06:31:01,840
And then all the shit came out about him being a sex pest.

6349
06:31:02,400 --> 06:31:05,660
And now nobody cares about whether or not he's alive.

6350
06:31:06,360 --> 06:31:10,920
He's just slipped out of the fucking, um, the news headlines already.

6351
06:31:12,660 --> 06:31:16,160
Thank you very much there, 180, for the tip.

6352
06:31:24,880 --> 06:31:30,700
He'll be back on GB News with his own show starting Saturday nights after Neil Oliver.

6353
06:31:41,560 --> 06:31:45,060
What was disconcerting about a lot of the newspaper reports was

6354
06:31:45,060 --> 06:31:50,280
they kept on saying, like, he's mad for women or he wants to get his hands on a woman.

6355
06:31:50,740 --> 06:31:54,260
Like, they never, they wouldn't say a woman monkey or a female monkey.

6356
06:31:54,260 --> 06:31:59,320
It was just sowing seeds of fucking depravity out there that there was some sort of

6357
06:31:59,320 --> 06:32:06,800
monkey, human, sex pest that was on the loose and he was going to do some fucking damage.

6358
06:32:06,960 --> 06:32:10,440
I tell you something, 35ms latency, that doesn't look too bad.

6359
06:32:10,580 --> 06:32:13,620
Zero packet loss, 7.33pm.

6360
06:32:15,000 --> 06:32:17,260
And he's just told us to wash our arse down there.

6361
06:32:17,300 --> 06:32:18,360
That's great news entirely.

6362
06:32:23,640 --> 06:32:26,280
No more bullshit.

6363
06:32:26,280 --> 06:32:28,060
No more excuses.

6364
06:32:28,700 --> 06:32:29,540
Battle Royale.

6365
06:32:29,780 --> 06:32:30,520
This is us.

6366
06:32:30,700 --> 06:32:31,720
We've been here before.

6367
06:32:32,080 --> 06:32:33,260
But we're not going to be here again.

6368
06:32:33,940 --> 06:32:34,380
Why?

6369
06:32:35,080 --> 06:32:36,020
Because we're leaving.

6370
06:32:36,240 --> 06:32:38,740
We're leaving with the whole fucking kit caboodle.

6371
06:32:39,440 --> 06:32:40,000
Trophies.

6372
06:32:40,820 --> 06:32:41,500
Top places.

6373
06:32:42,440 --> 06:32:42,880
Attachments.

6374
06:32:43,380 --> 06:32:43,840
Loadouts.

6375
06:32:43,980 --> 06:32:44,300
XP.

6376
06:32:44,760 --> 06:32:45,860
We're taking it all.

6377
06:32:46,440 --> 06:32:48,120
We're taking it all and we're taking it now.

6378
06:32:48,120 --> 06:32:55,080
Maybe down there.

6379
06:32:56,000 --> 06:32:56,700
Cuckoo monk.

6380
06:32:56,800 --> 06:32:57,620
Thank you very much.

6381
06:32:59,520 --> 06:33:04,640
Who says, don't sex with the pest because the pest don't mess.

6382
06:33:05,180 --> 06:33:06,740
Thank you very much there for the tip.

6383
06:33:08,740 --> 06:33:11,680
Seems to be in good spirits that monkey book anyway.

6384
06:33:11,860 --> 06:33:21,120
Despite the accusations of dodging us, he seems to have been in a good place in his mind.

6385
06:33:22,440 --> 06:33:24,960
Otherwise he wouldn't have even tried to fucking get away, no?

6386
06:33:29,020 --> 06:33:31,100
This is true, but look.

6387
06:33:31,360 --> 06:33:34,800
One man's monkey has another man's Weinstein.

6388
06:33:36,580 --> 06:33:36,900
Oh.

6389
06:33:38,500 --> 06:33:41,740
Take that gas mask and stick it right in the fucking backpacks.

6390
06:33:41,980 --> 06:33:44,260
None of my business having that.

6391
06:33:44,380 --> 06:33:45,940
Positive ID on the bounty targets.

6392
06:33:46,180 --> 06:33:46,700
Hunt him down.

6393
06:33:47,200 --> 06:33:52,080
Yeah, we'll take the FR and we'll take the sniper and hopefully just pick this guy off at a distance.

6394
06:33:52,700 --> 06:33:54,960
Take you as well, you little suppression mind.

6395
06:33:59,500 --> 06:34:01,360
This guy's going to get blasted.

6396
06:34:01,880 --> 06:34:03,640
Doesn't even know where...

6397
06:34:03,640 --> 06:34:12,240
He's in there.

6398
06:34:13,700 --> 06:34:14,980
Will he make an appearance?

6399
06:34:15,260 --> 06:34:15,760
Let's see.

6400
06:34:17,760 --> 06:34:19,480
Are we best to...

6401
06:34:19,480 --> 06:34:26,040
What? What?

6402
06:34:26,040 --> 06:34:28,400
He's fucking dead, man.

6403
06:34:28,760 --> 06:34:29,620
He's dead.

6404
06:34:29,980 --> 06:34:31,660
There's no way he wasn't dead.

6405
06:34:33,120 --> 06:34:34,120
Fair enough, actually.

6406
06:34:34,360 --> 06:34:35,660
He had a better...

6407
06:34:35,660 --> 06:34:38,520
He had a better gun for that battle at that range.

6408
06:34:38,860 --> 06:34:40,660
He did have a better...

6409
06:34:40,660 --> 06:34:41,540
Better...

6410
06:34:41,540 --> 06:34:42,780
He did outplay me there.

6411
06:34:43,060 --> 06:34:44,240
I thought it was...

6412
06:34:44,240 --> 06:34:46,500
I thought it was bollocks.

6413
06:34:46,680 --> 06:34:47,520
It's not bollocks.

6414
06:34:47,600 --> 06:34:48,900
He actually knows what he was doing.

6415
06:35:00,680 --> 06:35:01,580
One in your head.

6416
06:35:01,840 --> 06:35:02,780
Shotgun to the head, like.

6417
06:35:02,780 --> 06:35:14,120
Oh, yeah.

6418
06:35:14,520 --> 06:35:15,640
Fucking scumbag.

6419
06:35:15,780 --> 06:35:18,500
Thanks very much for the tip there, Cuckoo Monk.

6420
06:35:18,500 --> 06:35:19,480
And 180.

6421
06:35:19,580 --> 06:35:20,120
I missed you there.

6422
06:35:21,260 --> 06:35:25,980
Apologies yet again, guys, for not really looking the best at all.

6423
06:35:26,240 --> 06:35:27,980
Really isn't looking the best at all here.

6424
06:35:28,020 --> 06:35:30,680
And I thought we were going to come away with a win before 8pm.

6425
06:35:31,180 --> 06:35:33,100
We have 25 minutes left on the clock.

6426
06:35:36,980 --> 06:35:38,680
Thank you very much, Heavy Pain.

6427
06:35:38,840 --> 06:35:40,140
Very, very kind to you there.

6428
06:35:41,180 --> 06:35:43,660
You need to get your head in the pain.

6429
06:35:47,160 --> 06:35:47,880
Focus up.

6430
06:35:52,200 --> 06:35:53,720
Take this fucking fleece off.

6431
06:35:54,040 --> 06:35:59,380
I think once this fleece is off, it's going to really begin to change the way in which I approach...

6432
06:35:59,380 --> 06:36:02,740
The fucking situation time.

6433
06:36:05,680 --> 06:36:06,120
Yep.

6434
06:36:06,500 --> 06:36:09,740
I think it's definitely worth a try anyway.

6435
06:36:09,940 --> 06:36:13,760
You know, there's not much else you can do other than try to play the game better.

6436
06:36:14,780 --> 06:36:17,240
So if you can't do that, take the fleece off.

6437
06:36:17,940 --> 06:36:20,320
And if you need a cappuccino, get one.

6438
06:36:20,920 --> 06:36:21,740
It's a bit late for that.

6439
06:36:22,180 --> 06:36:26,380
The full can of Mansour Energy should really be sending you into a mainframe scenario.

6440
06:36:27,220 --> 06:36:29,680
To begin with, anyway, thanks very much, Willie Harold.

6441
06:36:30,260 --> 06:36:31,180
Fact check.

6442
06:36:32,360 --> 06:36:33,140
Very kind of you see.

6443
06:36:33,260 --> 06:36:35,700
RTX 4090 Shakedown Fund.

6444
06:36:35,880 --> 06:36:37,000
Very, very kind of you there.

6445
06:36:40,300 --> 06:36:41,000
RTX there.

6446
06:36:41,880 --> 06:36:43,000
4090 Shakedown Fund.

6447
06:36:43,080 --> 06:36:44,640
Willie Harold, fact check there, Francis.

6448
06:36:46,320 --> 06:36:47,440
Yeah, thank you very much.

6449
06:36:47,500 --> 06:36:50,980
I don't think I'll opt for a 4090.

6450
06:36:51,320 --> 06:36:57,060
I'll probably go for what I saw the other week when I was looking at it on Paradigit,

6451
06:36:57,160 --> 06:36:59,640
formerly Complette, which do good deals.

6452
06:37:00,340 --> 06:37:02,020
They were doing a 3060 Ti.

6453
06:37:03,260 --> 06:37:08,540
And that wasn't half as much, I don't think, as those 4090 lads.

6454
06:37:08,940 --> 06:37:09,660
But I could be wrong.

6455
06:37:09,860 --> 06:37:10,820
Things might be changing.

6456
06:37:11,420 --> 06:37:12,120
Whatever the weather.

6457
06:37:12,720 --> 06:37:15,140
I'm going to get rid of the fucking PlayStation for that.

6458
06:37:15,140 --> 06:37:16,540
So.

6459
06:37:18,100 --> 06:37:20,920
Because I can't see myself buying PlayStation games.

6460
06:37:21,260 --> 06:37:22,560
I only wanted it for Gran Turismo.

6461
06:37:22,560 --> 06:37:24,560
Oh, Gran Turismo though, you know.

6462
06:37:25,040 --> 06:37:25,860
This is the other thing.

6463
06:37:26,320 --> 06:37:26,720
Exclusive.

6464
06:37:27,160 --> 06:37:28,380
Console exclusives.

6465
06:37:29,600 --> 06:37:31,140
That's where, that's how they get you.

6466
06:37:31,140 --> 06:37:32,540
Moondust is still a problem.

6467
06:37:34,140 --> 06:37:36,220
3060 Ti, Jake says is great.

6468
06:37:38,140 --> 06:37:40,420
Moondust.

6469
06:37:42,820 --> 06:37:43,220
Moondust.

6470
06:37:43,220 --> 06:37:48,520
And it's, Gran Turismo is the, it's the only game that I would get the console for.

6471
06:37:49,940 --> 06:37:53,660
And I heard the Spider-Man 2 is good, but I haven't played it.

6472
06:37:53,720 --> 06:37:59,500
But it's, that's a, they say that's an exclusive, but it's probably going to be out on fucking PC or Xbox next year.

6473
06:38:00,180 --> 06:38:04,840
The way they say these games are exclusive and then they release them on a different system anyway.

6474
06:38:06,760 --> 06:38:08,440
It's a fucking money racket.

6475
06:38:10,640 --> 06:38:11,600
Leaving aside.

6476
06:38:11,740 --> 06:38:12,660
Thanks very much for the tip.

6477
06:38:12,740 --> 06:38:13,600
Sensual piece of pudding.

6478
06:38:13,960 --> 06:38:15,840
GP, you're, GP, G pudding.

6479
06:38:17,140 --> 06:38:21,180
Aside from the micro transaction culture that's going on.

6480
06:38:21,180 --> 06:38:23,020
Moondust is still a problem.

6481
06:38:24,200 --> 06:38:30,200
The day the, once that PS5 gets jailbroken, it's, it's going to be game over.

6482
06:38:30,440 --> 06:38:30,880
Moondust.

6483
06:38:33,040 --> 06:38:33,720
Moondust.

6484
06:38:34,680 --> 06:38:36,360
Yeah, timed exclusive.

6485
06:38:36,880 --> 06:38:38,600
What a load of absolute wank.

6486
06:38:47,440 --> 06:38:48,000
Moondust.

6487
06:38:48,520 --> 06:38:49,120
This is it.

6488
06:38:50,320 --> 06:38:50,880
Moondust.

6489
06:38:50,880 --> 06:38:51,880
Moondust.

6490
06:38:52,420 --> 06:38:55,300
Just going to leave the plane to the end there now and then I'll get going.

6491
06:38:59,440 --> 06:39:00,520
Be advised.

6492
06:39:00,760 --> 06:39:02,080
Gas is closing in.

6493
06:39:02,180 --> 06:39:03,400
Proceed to the safe zone.

6494
06:39:12,260 --> 06:39:13,980
Sensual piece of G pudding.

6495
06:39:14,100 --> 06:39:14,740
Thank you very much.

6496
06:39:14,820 --> 06:39:15,400
Let's do this.

6497
06:39:16,320 --> 06:39:17,120
Let's do this.

6498
06:39:18,160 --> 06:39:19,260
Car over there.

6499
06:39:19,620 --> 06:39:20,500
Car and a contract.

6500
06:39:20,500 --> 06:39:21,580
Call the vehicle.

6501
06:39:24,080 --> 06:39:26,780
It's either car and a contract or we follow a lad down.

6502
06:39:27,620 --> 06:39:28,220
Mark the target.

6503
06:39:28,280 --> 06:39:29,520
We make him our muse.

6504
06:39:29,780 --> 06:39:34,940
I enjoyed making some of these marks our muse last day or earlier on today.

6505
06:39:35,940 --> 06:39:36,580
Moving here.

6506
06:39:37,580 --> 06:39:38,300
Disregard that.

6507
06:39:38,600 --> 06:39:39,200
Mark the target.

6508
06:39:42,200 --> 06:39:46,900
Think it's time to get the head down and really hammer home what you need to do here.

6509
06:39:46,900 --> 06:39:49,060
Which is kill other players.

6510
06:39:49,060 --> 06:39:50,960
I think it's time to get the head down and really hammer home what you need to do here.

6511
06:39:50,960 --> 06:40:00,120
You're losing ground.

6512
06:40:00,120 --> 06:40:00,700
You're losing ground.

6513
06:40:00,920 --> 06:40:01,440
Move it.

6514
06:40:01,640 --> 06:40:02,560
Bounty targets marked.

6515
06:40:02,820 --> 06:40:03,440
Kill them all.

6516
06:40:06,440 --> 06:40:07,160
That's us.

6517
06:40:10,160 --> 06:40:10,960
Heads up.

6518
06:40:10,960 --> 06:40:10,960
Heads up.

6519
06:40:10,960 --> 06:40:12,740
An enemy squad marked you as a bounty target.

6520
06:40:13,040 --> 06:40:13,780
I bet they did.

6521
06:40:14,180 --> 06:40:15,060
I don't blame them.

6522
06:40:16,900 --> 06:40:18,580
All bounty targets destroyed.

6523
06:40:18,720 --> 06:40:19,360
Hell of a job.

6524
06:40:19,500 --> 06:40:20,120
Great work.

6525
06:40:24,300 --> 06:40:27,420
We're about to land on top of someone here and ruin their day.

6526
06:40:33,000 --> 06:40:33,660
There we go.

6527
06:40:33,660 --> 06:41:03,640
There we go.

6528
06:41:03,640 --> 06:41:04,140
*BOOM*

6529
06:41:25,140 --> 06:41:26,540
Oh you fucker!

6530
06:41:27,740 --> 06:41:29,340
Sorry for swearing all the time.

6531
06:41:29,640 --> 06:41:30,140
I just...

6532
06:41:30,140 --> 06:41:32,140
*BOOM*

6533
06:41:37,140 --> 06:41:39,140
Absolutely Lee Harvey Oswalded.

6534
06:41:41,140 --> 06:41:46,140
With an RPG you got a rocket to the head and then a follow up.

6535
06:41:50,140 --> 06:41:57,140
Fucking... I was hammering him like he was cracked a few times then shot in the head. Just doesn't make sense.

6536
06:41:57,140 --> 06:42:24,140
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

6537
06:42:26,140 --> 06:42:35,140
69th, that's a funny number. Just fucking straight back into the situation though, Tom, you know what I mean?

6538
06:42:35,140 --> 06:42:55,140
I do, yeah. Look, the darts is gonna be coming on soon enough there. I'll do those with you, thanks very much. And Sniak Plissken, thank you very much there. You said that airplane had a bad curry last night. That's great to hear.

6539
06:42:55,140 --> 06:43:02,140
That is very, very nice to hear. And sensual piece of g pudding, thank you very much. And testicles and toast.

6540
06:43:02,140 --> 06:43:18,900
this isn't good for my health it's not good for my mental health but I'm not

6541
06:43:18,900 --> 06:43:25,100
gonna go down that road I'm not gonna feed the beast I'm not gonna feed the

6542
06:43:25,100 --> 06:43:32,820
mental beast that was definitely a there's a problem there is definitely a

6543
06:43:32,820 --> 06:43:36,820
problem with this game and it's not me

6544
06:43:41,460 --> 06:43:46,100
James Stewart said it was a bot anyway right

6545
06:43:54,180 --> 06:43:58,240
darts are about to start now yeah look I don't think I'm gonna get a one two

6546
06:43:58,240 --> 06:44:06,500
three four five situation I'll give it a fucking lash but I don't know hunt

6547
06:44:06,500 --> 06:44:16,420
showdown is superior thank you very much there thank you very much do you know

6548
06:44:16,420 --> 06:44:22,580
what heavy rain for all it's all the shite I was saying about it being boring and all

6549
06:44:22,580 --> 06:44:28,820
that kind of stuff at least it doesn't make me feel like this but I just the

6550
06:44:28,820 --> 06:44:33,400
memory of the feeling of elation that you get from reaching the final circle and

6551
06:44:33,400 --> 06:44:40,640
and dare I say winning it's so good that feeling is so so good that it would you

6552
06:44:40,640 --> 06:44:48,020
know drives me to repeatedly drop in again and again and again does feel like

6553
06:44:48,020 --> 06:44:48,640
like gambling

6554
06:44:48,640 --> 06:44:51,140
chasing the losses

6555
06:44:51,140 --> 06:44:51,560
you know

6556
06:44:51,560 --> 06:44:59,180
but I am not

6557
06:44:59,180 --> 06:45:00,240
feeling great

6558
06:45:00,240 --> 06:45:01,160
about the fucking

6559
06:45:01,160 --> 06:45:01,600
getting beat

6560
06:45:01,600 --> 06:45:02,440
the whole time

6561
06:45:02,440 --> 06:45:02,920
but I feel

6562
06:45:02,920 --> 06:45:03,900
fucking fantastic

6563
06:45:03,900 --> 06:45:04,540
there's a big

6564
06:45:04,540 --> 06:45:05,400
dopamine hit

6565
06:45:05,400 --> 06:45:07,460
when the shots

6566
06:45:07,460 --> 06:45:08,140
land and shots

6567
06:45:08,140 --> 06:45:08,580
connect

6568
06:45:08,580 --> 06:45:09,660
but I just want

6569
06:45:09,660 --> 06:45:10,440
to get a game

6570
06:45:10,440 --> 06:45:11,180
I want to get a game

6571
06:45:11,180 --> 06:45:12,140
on stream where I

6572
06:45:12,140 --> 06:45:13,880
kill fucking 15

6573
06:45:13,880 --> 06:45:14,300
people

6574
06:45:14,300 --> 06:45:15,560
because I remember

6575
06:45:15,560 --> 06:45:16,740
in 2019

6576
06:45:16,740 --> 06:45:18,000
or 2020

6577
06:45:18,000 --> 06:45:21,020
when I was first

6578
06:45:21,020 --> 06:45:21,620
playing Warzone

6579
06:45:21,620 --> 06:45:22,320
thanks very much

6580
06:45:22,320 --> 06:45:23,240
Heavy Pain for the tip

6581
06:45:23,240 --> 06:45:24,780
I got a

6582
06:45:24,780 --> 06:45:26,300
high kill

6583
06:45:26,300 --> 06:45:27,420
second place

6584
06:45:27,420 --> 06:45:28,200
and definitely

6585
06:45:28,200 --> 06:45:29,260
I got at least

6586
06:45:29,260 --> 06:45:30,420
a 10 or 11 kill

6587
06:45:30,420 --> 06:45:31,180
first place

6588
06:45:31,180 --> 06:45:33,860
at one stage

6589
06:45:33,860 --> 06:45:39,900
so it's not like

6590
06:45:39,900 --> 06:45:40,460
it's beyond

6591
06:45:40,460 --> 06:45:41,060
the fucking

6592
06:45:41,060 --> 06:45:42,700
realm of possibility

6593
06:45:42,700 --> 06:45:46,540
yeah Red FM

6594
06:45:46,540 --> 06:45:47,040
there says

6595
06:45:47,040 --> 06:45:47,980
you were the best

6596
06:45:47,980 --> 06:45:48,480
the chat

6597
06:45:48,480 --> 06:45:48,840
I mean

6598
06:45:48,840 --> 06:45:49,460
look

6599
06:45:49,460 --> 06:45:49,960
it's very

6600
06:45:49,960 --> 06:45:50,320
again

6601
06:45:50,320 --> 06:45:51,100
it's very kind

6602
06:45:51,100 --> 06:45:52,000
the words that

6603
06:45:52,000 --> 06:45:52,720
have been dished out

6604
06:45:52,720 --> 06:45:53,160
to Francis

6605
06:45:53,160 --> 06:45:54,000
but at the same time

6606
06:45:54,000 --> 06:45:55,420
you shouldn't feed

6607
06:45:55,420 --> 06:45:56,640
someone's addiction

6608
06:45:56,640 --> 06:45:57,800
beast by letting them

6609
06:45:57,800 --> 06:45:58,800
in a way

6610
06:45:58,800 --> 06:45:59,260
I mean

6611
06:45:59,260 --> 06:46:00,560
from where I'm standing

6612
06:46:00,560 --> 06:46:01,160
when I'm sitting

6613
06:46:01,160 --> 06:46:03,240
I can safely say

6614
06:46:03,240 --> 06:46:04,200
you need to take a break

6615
06:46:04,200 --> 06:46:04,620
from this

6616
06:46:04,620 --> 06:46:05,320
and actually just

6617
06:46:05,320 --> 06:46:06,400
get away from it

6618
06:46:06,400 --> 06:46:06,700
altogether

6619
06:46:06,700 --> 06:46:08,200
because it's ruining

6620
06:46:08,200 --> 06:46:09,380
it's ruining your mind

6621
06:46:09,380 --> 06:46:10,940
you're having dreams

6622
06:46:10,940 --> 06:46:11,800
about it at night

6623
06:46:11,800 --> 06:46:13,280
while you're in gaffes

6624
06:46:13,280 --> 06:46:14,060
just throwing grenades

6625
06:46:14,060 --> 06:46:14,380
at glad

6626
06:46:14,380 --> 06:46:15,040
that's not right

6627
06:46:15,040 --> 06:46:16,140
that's not

6628
06:46:16,140 --> 06:46:18,160
well

6629
06:46:18,160 --> 06:46:19,760
it could

6630
06:46:19,760 --> 06:46:20,640
it could be right

6631
06:46:20,640 --> 06:46:22,720
just depends what way

6632
06:46:22,720 --> 06:46:23,460
you want to look at it

6633
06:46:23,460 --> 06:46:24,320
thanks very much there

6634
06:46:24,320 --> 06:46:24,880
poddy bob

6635
06:46:24,880 --> 06:46:25,680
you need the meta

6636
06:46:25,680 --> 06:46:26,460
assault rifle

6637
06:46:26,460 --> 06:46:27,320
I don't know what it is

6638
06:46:27,320 --> 06:46:27,800
but it's genuinely

6639
06:46:27,800 --> 06:46:28,820
the difference maker

6640
06:46:28,820 --> 06:46:30,660
swarm SMG

6641
06:46:30,660 --> 06:46:31,600
is meta though

6642
06:46:31,600 --> 06:46:33,360
yeah

6643
06:46:33,360 --> 06:46:33,760
I

6644
06:46:33,760 --> 06:46:36,160
started the day

6645
06:46:36,160 --> 06:46:36,660
with that

6646
06:46:36,660 --> 06:46:37,580
in my loadout

6647
06:46:37,580 --> 06:46:38,040
and thought

6648
06:46:38,040 --> 06:46:38,680
I'm gonna just

6649
06:46:38,680 --> 06:46:39,800
fucking run with this

6650
06:46:39,800 --> 06:46:41,980
but the unfortunate thing

6651
06:46:41,980 --> 06:46:43,000
is you need to rank up

6652
06:46:43,000 --> 06:46:43,460
the weapon

6653
06:46:43,460 --> 06:46:44,580
in order to get

6654
06:46:44,580 --> 06:46:45,160
the attachments

6655
06:46:45,160 --> 06:46:46,460
to make it a lethal

6656
06:46:46,460 --> 06:46:47,220
proposition

6657
06:46:47,220 --> 06:46:48,800
we're standing now

6658
06:46:48,800 --> 06:46:49,840
that's not happening

6659
06:46:49,840 --> 06:46:50,700
you can't rank up

6660
06:46:50,700 --> 06:46:51,620
weapons in warzone

6661
06:46:51,620 --> 06:46:52,180
that fast

6662
06:46:52,180 --> 06:46:52,920
you need to buy

6663
06:46:52,920 --> 06:46:55,020
the bastard in game

6664
06:46:55,020 --> 06:46:55,960
and play multiplayer

6665
06:46:55,960 --> 06:46:57,760
or buy your way

6666
06:46:57,760 --> 06:46:58,400
to success

6667
06:46:58,400 --> 06:46:58,720
you know

6668
06:46:58,720 --> 06:47:00,200
but that said

6669
06:47:00,200 --> 06:47:00,780
even that

6670
06:47:00,780 --> 06:47:02,100
that I should still

6671
06:47:02,100 --> 06:47:03,160
be skillful enough

6672
06:47:03,160 --> 06:47:03,560
as a player

6673
06:47:03,560 --> 06:47:04,440
I've played thousands

6674
06:47:04,440 --> 06:47:05,700
of these games now

6675
06:47:05,700 --> 06:47:06,500
thousand

6676
06:47:06,500 --> 06:47:07,520
I've probably played

6677
06:47:07,520 --> 06:47:08,740
a thousand games

6678
06:47:08,740 --> 06:47:09,400
of warzone

6679
06:47:09,400 --> 06:47:09,980
you know

6680
06:47:09,980 --> 06:47:10,640
and I've had

6681
06:47:10,640 --> 06:47:11,500
in the

6682
06:47:11,500 --> 06:47:12,800
out of a thousand games

6683
06:47:12,800 --> 06:47:15,040
three wins

6684
06:47:15,040 --> 06:47:16,060
or four wins

6685
06:47:16,060 --> 06:47:16,960
I can't remember

6686
06:47:16,960 --> 06:47:18,640
definitely a few

6687
06:47:18,640 --> 06:47:19,460
off of stream

6688
06:47:19,460 --> 06:47:20,740
because that gave me

6689
06:47:20,740 --> 06:47:21,260
the confidence

6690
06:47:21,260 --> 06:47:22,100
to go out

6691
06:47:22,100 --> 06:47:22,820
and get the biscuit

6692
06:47:22,820 --> 06:47:24,260
but now I'm in here

6693
06:47:24,260 --> 06:47:25,280
I can't get the biscuit

6694
06:47:25,280 --> 06:47:26,160
there's no one

6695
06:47:26,160 --> 06:47:26,940
selling biscuits

6696
06:47:26,940 --> 06:47:28,480
just shit

6697
06:47:28,480 --> 06:47:29,620
just rusks

6698
06:47:29,620 --> 06:47:31,200
barley's rusks

6699
06:47:31,200 --> 06:47:34,860
let's do this

6700
06:47:34,860 --> 06:47:35,980
let's jump back in

6701
06:47:35,980 --> 06:47:36,760
I feel

6702
06:47:36,760 --> 06:47:37,580
that

6703
06:47:37,580 --> 06:47:38,540
with all that said

6704
06:47:38,540 --> 06:47:40,000
I'm feeling

6705
06:47:40,000 --> 06:47:41,100
very positive

6706
06:47:41,100 --> 06:47:41,740
about this

6707
06:47:41,740 --> 06:47:43,040
I feel as though

6708
06:47:43,040 --> 06:47:44,800
something's about

6709
06:47:44,800 --> 06:47:45,940
to change here

6710
06:47:45,940 --> 06:47:56,160
and that I wasn't

6711
06:47:56,160 --> 06:47:57,160
trying to be harsh

6712
06:47:57,160 --> 06:47:58,360
about rusks there

6713
06:47:58,360 --> 06:47:59,580
gas traf

6714
06:47:59,580 --> 06:48:00,660
because I'm quite

6715
06:48:00,660 --> 06:48:01,660
bullish on rusks

6716
06:48:01,660 --> 06:48:03,000
gotta say

6717
06:48:03,000 --> 06:48:04,760
there's no better

6718
06:48:04,760 --> 06:48:05,200
snack

6719
06:48:05,200 --> 06:48:06,580
if you're a baby

6720
06:48:06,580 --> 06:48:10,380
but I also

6721
06:48:10,380 --> 06:48:11,060
have to say

6722
06:48:11,060 --> 06:48:13,560
pretty tasteless

6723
06:48:13,560 --> 06:48:15,420
from what I can

6724
06:48:15,420 --> 06:48:15,780
remember

6725
06:48:15,780 --> 06:48:18,440
okay

6726
06:48:18,440 --> 06:48:19,340
we've got

6727
06:48:19,340 --> 06:48:20,280
Farrelly's rusks

6728
06:48:20,280 --> 06:48:20,700
over there

6729
06:48:20,700 --> 06:48:21,000
he wants

6730
06:48:21,000 --> 06:48:21,860
he wants to have

6731
06:48:21,860 --> 06:48:22,380
a little bit of

6732
06:48:22,380 --> 06:48:23,000
fucking liga

6733
06:48:23,000 --> 06:48:23,520
we'll give him

6734
06:48:23,520 --> 06:48:23,880
the liga

6735
06:48:23,880 --> 06:48:24,420
if he wants

6736
06:48:24,420 --> 06:48:27,420
oh

6737
06:48:27,420 --> 06:48:28,240
wrong way

6738
06:48:28,240 --> 06:48:28,940
good job

6739
06:48:28,940 --> 06:48:29,500
he shit

6740
06:48:29,500 --> 06:48:31,500
I

6741
06:48:31,500 --> 06:48:59,500
*Sounds of gunfire*

6742
06:48:59,500 --> 06:49:09,500
Just gonna fuck off. Forget- write that one off. That's- that's a write off. That's a write off. The guns don't work. That's another thing.

6743
06:49:13,500 --> 06:49:15,500
Another one.

6744
06:49:15,500 --> 06:49:17,500
*Sounds of gunfire*

6745
06:49:17,500 --> 06:49:19,500
*Sounds of gunfire*

6746
06:49:19,500 --> 06:49:21,500
*Sounds of gunfire*

6747
06:49:21,500 --> 06:49:23,500
Okay.

6748
06:49:23,500 --> 06:49:25,500
Okay.

6749
06:49:25,500 --> 06:49:27,500
Okay.

6750
06:49:27,500 --> 06:49:29,500
Okay.

6751
06:49:29,500 --> 06:49:31,500
Okay.

6752
06:49:31,500 --> 06:49:33,500
Okay.

6753
06:49:33,500 --> 06:49:35,500
Okay.

6754
06:49:35,500 --> 06:49:37,500
Okay.

6755
06:49:37,500 --> 06:49:39,500
Okay.

6756
06:50:05,500 --> 06:50:07,500
Let's just focus down.

6757
06:50:19,500 --> 06:50:33,500
A bit of a ballsy move this.

6758
06:50:33,500 --> 06:50:47,500
We're going against stream as well.

6759
06:50:47,500 --> 06:50:49,500
This could be a real fucking dodgy maneuver.

6760
06:51:01,500 --> 06:51:17,500
Okay.

6761
06:51:17,500 --> 06:51:19,500
Now we've got someone on our tail back there.

6762
06:51:19,500 --> 06:51:29,500
Where's this cunt now?

6763
06:51:29,500 --> 06:51:31,500
Gas is closing in.

6764
06:51:31,500 --> 06:51:33,500
Relocating the safe zone.

6765
06:51:41,500 --> 06:51:43,500
So slow.

6766
06:51:43,500 --> 06:51:45,500
I'm going to get killed now.

6767
06:51:45,500 --> 06:51:45,500
I'm going to get killed now.

6768
06:52:01,500 --> 06:52:03,500
Where's the stairs?

6769
06:52:03,500 --> 06:52:31,500
*Gas is moving*

6770
06:52:31,500 --> 06:52:41,500
*Gas is moving*

6771
06:52:41,500 --> 06:52:46,500
What that is? That decreased my audio ability there.

6772
06:52:46,500 --> 06:52:59,500
*Gas is moving*

6773
06:52:59,500 --> 06:53:29,480
I'm going to go.

6774
06:53:29,480 --> 06:53:59,460
I'm going to go.

6775
06:53:59,460 --> 06:54:05,460
Oh, my car is gone now.

6776
06:54:15,460 --> 06:54:17,460
Keep it lit, Francie.

6777
06:54:17,460 --> 06:54:19,460
You're not dead.

6778
06:54:19,460 --> 06:54:21,460
That's the main thing.

6779
06:54:21,460 --> 06:54:23,460
Your bomb's up ahead of you.

6780
06:54:39,460 --> 06:54:43,460
That's one for the fucking chambermaid right there.

6781
06:54:47,460 --> 06:54:53,460
And I don't have a sniper rifle because I wanted to rank up the fucking meta weapons. Meta quest.

6782
06:54:53,460 --> 06:55:12,820
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6783
06:55:12,820 --> 06:55:19,820
Be advised catch drop is inbound

6784
06:55:19,820 --> 06:55:49,800
You got gas inbound

6785
06:55:49,800 --> 06:56:10,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6786
06:56:10,400 --> 06:56:11,400
Gas is closing in

6787
06:56:11,400 --> 06:56:18,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6788
06:56:18,400 --> 06:56:21,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6789
06:56:21,400 --> 06:56:26,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6790
06:56:26,400 --> 06:56:29,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6791
06:56:29,400 --> 06:56:32,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6792
06:56:32,400 --> 06:56:39,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6793
06:56:39,400 --> 06:56:42,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6794
06:56:42,400 --> 06:56:44,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6795
06:56:44,400 --> 06:56:45,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6796
06:56:45,400 --> 06:56:46,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6797
06:56:46,400 --> 06:56:47,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6798
06:56:47,400 --> 06:56:48,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6799
06:56:48,400 --> 06:56:49,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6800
06:56:49,400 --> 06:56:50,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6801
06:56:50,400 --> 06:56:51,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6802
06:56:51,400 --> 06:56:52,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6803
06:56:52,400 --> 06:56:53,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6804
06:56:53,400 --> 06:56:54,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6805
06:56:54,400 --> 06:56:55,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6806
06:56:55,400 --> 06:56:56,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6807
06:56:56,400 --> 06:56:57,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6808
06:56:57,400 --> 06:56:58,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6809
06:56:58,400 --> 06:56:59,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6810
06:56:59,400 --> 06:57:00,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6811
06:57:00,400 --> 06:57:01,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6812
06:57:01,400 --> 06:57:02,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6813
06:57:02,400 --> 06:57:03,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6814
06:57:03,400 --> 06:57:04,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6815
06:57:04,400 --> 06:57:05,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6816
06:57:05,400 --> 06:57:06,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6817
06:57:06,400 --> 06:57:07,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6818
06:57:07,400 --> 06:57:08,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6819
06:57:08,400 --> 06:57:09,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6820
06:57:09,400 --> 06:57:10,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6821
06:57:10,400 --> 06:57:11,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6822
06:57:11,400 --> 06:57:12,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6823
06:57:12,400 --> 06:57:13,400
You got gas inbound safe zone relocated

6824
06:57:13,400 --> 06:57:15,400
Oh, I know gas mask

6825
06:57:40,920 --> 06:57:42,920
It was in the backpack, okay, yeah

6826
06:57:58,480 --> 06:58:04,760
Right, I'm never playing this fucking game again. It's gone. That's the end of that game. It can go home

6827
06:58:04,760 --> 06:58:07,880
It can go away. Stay out. Stay away from my life

6828
06:58:09,000 --> 06:58:13,460
Stay away from my life. I'm uninstalling it from the PlayStation. It's gone

6829
06:58:14,100 --> 06:58:20,480
But it's been a lovely stream and I'm gonna watch the darts now with Tom. Well, have a nice chill out time time will you?

6830
06:58:22,480 --> 06:58:33,960
Chill out time time is right. Yeah, yeah, definitely don't let that get you down too much remember heavy rain went well and you know you found a key inside a lizard

6831
06:58:35,960 --> 06:58:41,800
We found the key inside the lizard it was really well done and I'll never forget that gameplay moment

6832
06:58:41,800 --> 06:58:52,740
We'll see you later on and thank you very much for tuning in. We'll finish off the fucking pizza and watch the darts. We'll see you and all the best and best of luck and remember moon dust

6833
06:58:53,420 --> 06:58:55,420
Is still a problem

6834
06:58:55,420 --> 06:58:59,140
We'll never playing that fucking game again. Never playing it again. Thank you very much

6835
06:58:59,140 --> 06:59:01,140
Moondust

6836
06:59:01,140 --> 06:59:03,140
Moondust

6837
06:59:03,140 --> 06:59:05,140
Moondust is still a problem

6838
06:59:05,140 --> 06:59:07,140
Moondust

6839
06:59:09,140 --> 06:59:11,140
Moondust

6840
06:59:11,140 --> 06:59:13,140
Moondust
